NOVEL NEXT Chapter 316
Chapter 316 Neuropathy
So Tang Yu said without thinking.
“I can’t believe that there are such beautiful men in the world. Could it be that Your Excellency is the Dragon Subduing Heavenly Venerate?”
After hearing this beautiful man.
The old man who had just been concentrating on combing his hair immediately looked happy and pretended to be calm.
“I didn’t expect the old man to hide so deeply and let you see it. Who are you? Why do you know that the old man is the Dragon Subduing Heavenly Venerate?”
“It’s too easy to recognize you. You’re like a Tail Glow in the dark night, a black bear in the snow, and a hair that’s been rejuvenated.”
Tang Yu said while pooh-poohing his hands twice, pretending to help the old man grab his hair and style his hair.
After the old man laughed twice, he rolled over and jumped off the bed.
With a wary expression on his face, he said, “Of course I know that I am extremely handsome, so don’t use these to get close to me. Let’s be honest, what is the purpose of getting close to me?”
See him so vigilant.
Tang Yu clapped his palms and praised: “As expected of the Dragon Subduing Heavenly Venerate, you are still so vigilant after not seeing you for many years. No wonder you were able to keep pace with me in the organization back then!”
“Organization? Which organization?”
A look of confusion flashed across the old man’s face.
“You don’t need to continue to play stupid with me. Have you forgotten about fighting side by side in 1999? The bureau did say that we should keep it a secret, but now the confidentiality period has ended.”
Tang Yu said with a serious face.
The old man He, who had just come back to his senses, immediately snorted twice and clasped his fists at Tang Yu.
“I didn’t expect it to be a comrade-in-arms who survived the Battle of the God-Slaughter. I don’t know who you are?”
“I am Fuhu Tianzun. I assisted the seniors to kill countless gods together. After the battle, seniors were too injured and lost a lot of memory. How are you recovering now?”
Tang Yu said excitedly.
“Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuies deserves bout of recovery.”
The old man was a little confused, but he felt that this was true, and he finally met a fellow man.
He just said, he has obviously done a lot of great things.
But the monster in the hospital didn’t believe him, and said he was insane and asked him to open his mouth to take medicine.
“By the way, brother, did you come to me this time because the organization has any tasks to arrange?”
After approving Tang Yu, the old man immediately ran to Tang Yu and asked mysteriously.
Tang Yu smiled bitterly: “I was arrested and they said I was insane.”
“Fart, they are crazy, they have no idea how much we have paid for this world.”
The old man immediately jumped and scolded.
“Old He, it’s time for you to take your medicine.”
Just then, a Nurse came in with medicine and a glass of water outside the door.
This Nurse sister does not say that she looks like a fish or a geese, at least she has a big shoulder and a round waist.
Of course, if you work in a place like a neurological hospital, you can’t do it if you don’t have the strength.
Hearing the word “take medicine”, the old man immediately got into the bed and hid and shouted.
“I don’t want to eat it, I’m the Heavenly Venerate Dragon, the guardian who secretly protects this world, you monster can’t hurt me!”
Nurse has become accustomed to it, holding a pen and drawing a cross on the medical record, which means that there is no improvement and needs to continue treatment.
Then she looked at Tang Yu and asked, “Are you his family?”
“It’s a comrade-in-arms fighting side by side, leave it to me here.”
Tang Yu stretched out his hand and motioned for Nurse to give him the medicine and feed her.
After Nurse stared at Tang Yu’s face a few more times, he handed the medicine to Tang Yu and told him with a blushing face.
“Be sure to let him take it on time.”
After Nurse left, the old man came out from under the bed in a dismal manner.
“These people are really crazy. Keeping me here and letting me eat this thing every day is worse than shit.”
“Have you eaten shit?”
Tang Yu was shocked.
“That’s of course, my dignified Dragon Subduing Heavenly Venerate, is there anything I dare not do?”
The old man said proudly with his hands behind him.
“As expected of the Dragon Subduing Heavenly Venerate, he has easily done what others can’t do.”
Tang Yu gave a thumbs up, squeezed the Chinese medicine in his hand and said, “Since that’s the case, I’ll take this medicine on your behalf today.”
After speaking, Tang Yu held the medicine and pretended to swallow it deliberately.
After seeing Tang Yu help himself to take medicine without changing his face.
The old man He suddenly admired a little more, and felt that this Fuhu Tianzun was too capable.
After taking the medicine, Tang Yu sighed.
“Senior, you have paid so much for this world, but you are trapped here, you are really blind.”
“It doesn’t matter, you and I are walking on the avenue, why should you care about the eyes of the world?”
The old man said sternly, remembering the picture of the two fighting side by side to kill the gods.
Seeing that the atmosphere is almost ready.
Tang Yu said slowly: “It’s okay to hear such a sentence, even if it is misunderstood by the world. If the seniors don’t give up, how about you and I become brothers today?”
“Good good.”
Old Man He jumped up excitedly and said, “I’m going to swoop now, that…how did I do it? I was joined by three thousand gods in the Imprison, and I just lost this memory.”
“It’s okay, I’ll teach you.”
Tang Yu smiled and immediately taught the old guy the process of sworn brotherhood.
Of course, he omitted some troublesome parts.
For example, beheading a chicken or something, this is a mental hospital, where can I find a chicken?
Then the lines were slightly modified.
Removed not seeking to be born on the same day in the same year and month, but seeking to die on the same day in the same year and month.
After all, this old guy must be in his sixties or seventies.
After saying the process of kneeling down and shouting lines, Tang Yu found two disposable cups and said, “The next step is the last step and the most important process.”
“What is it?”
The old man asked excitedly.
“Eat shit!”
Tang Yu righteously took out a small bottle prepared in advance from his arms.
Inside the bottle was Black’s viscous liquid, which was a high-end imported chocolate sauce. It cost him more than two thousand to buy such a small bottle.
After squeezing the chocolate sauce into two disposable cups.
Tang Yu said righteously: “This is the purest black shit. You and my brother want to eat this thing to show our sincerity, to prove that you and I dare to eat shit for the sake of our brothers!”
Old Man He swallowed his saliva, his face somewhat nervous and guilty.
Before, I bragged to this brother Fuhu Tianzun that he had eaten shit.
That’s fake.
But when he saw Tang Yu devoured the black stuff in the cup in one go.
His heart was suddenly filled with pride, and he shouted: “You are a good brother if you dare to eat shit!”
After shouting, he took the cup and drank it like Tang Yu.
Then, he found out how this shit is delicious? Sweet and smooth but not greasy.
After smashing his mouth, he looked at Tang Yu and said, “Brother, why is your shit so delicious?”
“That’s because we had the guts and determination to make shit delicious!”
Tang Yu shouted with a smile after putting away the remaining half bottle of chocolate sauce.
“Big brother, since we’ve finished our sworn swastika, my little brother is leaving, and I still have to go to the task of the bureau.”
“Okay, you hurry up to protect the world, and when I recover, you and my brother will fight side by side!”
The old man nodded seriously.
After leaving the ward, Tang Yu showed a satisfied and lewd smile.
Ye Qiu, didn’t he want to win Old Man He as a thug?
He wanted to see how Ye Qiu would kidnap Old Man He tomorrow.
After going down the stairs to the second floor, Tang Yu suddenly heard an exclamation from the toilet next to him.
He walked over curiously, only to find two Nurse looking at a patient with broken expressions.
The patient was lying on the edge of the squat pit like a dog.
Holding Rexiang with his hand, he was stuffing it into his mouth.
He shouted while eating Xiangxiang: “Reflection! We have to reflect! Why do foreigners hate Chinese people! It must be that we haven’t reflected enough!”
“Fuck, what’s wrong with this man?”
After seeing this disgusting scene, the chocolate sauce in Tang Yu’s mouth was no longer sweet.
“Oh, I don’t know. Recently, a lot of new patients suddenly came to the hospital. Every day, besides eating shit, I just shouted to reflect.”
Nurse sighed helplessly.
PS: The update is late, I reflect hahahaha