NOVEL NEXT Chapter 285
Chapter 285 Come Here, Spit And Go
“Damn, dare to chase Laozi.”
“Don’t blame uncle for being rude if you come up to court death yourself.”
“But Boss Wei said that you don’t need to kill. If you castrate you, you will be rewarded with 5 billion.”
After a violent kick, Tang Yu pulled out a pair of scissors with a grin.
As a villain, it is normal to carry some of these things with you.
Stepping on Ye Qiu, Tang Yu held the scissors and pretended to start.
“Help me.”
See that scissors.
Ye Qiu, who had reacted, turned pale with fright and immediately shouted loudly.
As soon as he finished shouting, a siren sounded from the street ahead.
When the two were fighting.
Some passers-by who couldn’t stand it took their mobile phones and called the police.
After seeing the police car coming, Tang Yu turned around and ran away without a word.
Before running, he didn’t forget to spit at Ye Qiu.
Let you find a killer to do things at Laozi’s house.
After seeing Tang Yu run away.
Ye Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, his eyes became extremely resentful.
Although this time let him run away.
But next time he dares to show up again! You will definitely catch him!
Because of the fragrance that I left on him, there is not a month’s time to dissipate it!
“I will starve to death in the future, and I will die outside, and I will not eat a bite outside!”
Thinking of getting caught in food again today.
Ye Qiu secretly hated in his heart.
The roaring police car stopped behind the road.
Two police officers Uncle just got out of the car.
Saw the yellow stars all over the street and the stench coming from my face.
They retched and almost vomited.
After 20 years in this business, where have they seen such a big scene?
“Fuck, is this a fucking dung truck blowing up?”
One of the older officers, Uncle, pinched his nose and shouted.
They received a call to the police.
Said that someone was fighting in the street, what a man was beaten out of shit.
They couldn’t believe it when they heard it.
Now that they see this scene, they are even more unbelievable.
“Dude, are you alright?”
Another policeman suffocated and rushed over to try to lift Ye Qiu up from the ground.
“Help me to the toilet, I’m going to pull again.”
Ye Qiu’s lips trembled slightly, and just after the words fell, there were a few more puffs.
The two police officers, Uncle, hurriedly dragged Ye Qiu to the nearby public toilet with a dark face.
Waited almost half an hour.
Ye Qiu just came out of the public toilet, his legs were already soft like noodles.
Seeing the sad expression on his pale face, he didn’t even wear clothes and had a lot of smudges on his body.
The two police officers Uncle could only call for an ambulance to take him to hospital for treatment.
After Ye Qiu was sent to the hospital, he realized that the ambulances were busy coming and going.
It’s all the unlucky bastards who were recruited with him in the bathroom.
One by one, these people were covered in scallops.
Terrified the hospital patients Nurse.
After receiving the news, some media people rushed over like a dog smelling shit.
I saw Ye Qiu lying on a stretcher and being carried.
One of the young Reporters came over and interviewed.
“Hello, sir, I’m Xiao Xiao, the Reporter of Yanjing TV Station. What happened to you, why are you all flying?”
When he was talking, the photographer behind him aimed the lens at Ye Qiu.
“Grass mud horse, you won’t know it until you take a bite.”
Anxious Ye Qiu reached out and touched the remaining Xiang on his head, and smeared Reporter’s face with his backhand.
After wiping, he did not forget to shove two fingers into Reporter’s mouth.
Let him have a taste too.
“what!!!”
Reporter screamed and vomited on the spot.
As a result, no Reporter dared to interview Ye Qiu again.
But this did not prevent Ye Qiu from becoming famous.
Because the video of him fighting Tang Yu on the street was posted online by passers-by.
In just half an hour, the video click rate has exceeded 10 million.
The comments below have more than 100,000 comments.
“Old eighth, is that you? After retiring, you became a martial arts master.”
“Fart, this is the king of soft rice in Yanjing.”
“Fuck, this dude is a shotgun expert, so he can spray.”
“Oh my god, it’s so miserable, a passerby was sprayed in his mouth.”
“I am the passerby. Where does this dog’s family live? Laozi wants him to eat my food.”
Accompanied by the popularity of the video.
This tasteful video quickly rushed to the top of the chart.
Lu Junzhuo is staying in a hotel room and taking a coffee break.
Since pulling out all the pieces that Yanjing knew about.
His day-to-day life was all about finding ways to investigate other pieces.
But the Dragon Soul Organization doesn’t eat shit after all.
They quickly adjusted the pattern to hide and protect the remaining pieces.
They even sent several experts from the Heavenly Character Realm to ambush Lu Junzhuo.
Lu Junzhuo, who almost suffered a big loss, chose to learn from Tang Shao, and he didn’t need to be too aggressive.
The big deal, just start with Ye Qiu.
“Huh? Splatoon?”
After seeing this video push, Lu Junzhuo opened it and spit out the coffee in his mouth.
He widened his eyes and paused the video, and after staring for a while, he quickly recognized Ye Qiu.
I saw this guy fighting and flying.
Lu Junzhuo almost didn’t burst into laughter on the spot.
“Zhuo, this must be done by Tang Shao.”
Lu Junzhuo laughed while covering his stomach.
Except for Tang Shao, he couldn’t think of anyone who would do such a thing.
After laughing for a full ten minutes, Lu Junzhuo quickly downloaded the video for collection.
Take it out and take a look when you are in a bad mood in the future.
The mood is naturally better.
Then he suddenly remembered another question.
“With Shao Tang’s disguise technique, there should be no reason for Ye Qiu to find out. There must be something wrong.”
After thinking about it, he quickly called Tang Yu.
After the call was connected, he quickly asked, “Tang Shao, where are you?”
“Run away, I just let the dog-day Ye Qiu chase him for a long time, and almost sprayed Xiang on me.”
Tang Yu complained on the other end of the phone.
At this moment, he has run two kilometers in one breath, and is looking for a hidden place to change his clothes.
“I knew it was you who had a fight with him. Are you far away from me now? You can’t come here soon. There is something I want to confirm with you.”
Lu Junzhuo laughed.
“It’s not too far, just take a taxi.”
After Tang Yu hung up the phone, Lu Junzhuo waited for half an hour when there was a knock on the door.
He hurried to open the door and saw Tang Yu standing at the door respectfully.
“Tang Shao, you’ve worked hard today.”
“It’s okay to work hard, but it’s a little disgusting, and you should be careful, Ye Qiu is already in the middle stage of the Heavenly Character Realm.”
Tang Yu reminded with a smile.
“So fast?”
Lu Junzhuo widened his eyes.
After entering the Heavenly Character Realm, he knew very well how difficult it was to improve to a small realm.
“Yes, after all, it is the grandson of the old loach.”
Tang Yu smiled and ran to wash his hands, then unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and drank it.
After being chased and beaten by Ye Qiu for a long time, I was indeed a little tired.
More importantly, it’s disgusting.
He was afraid that in the middle of the fight, Ye Qiu suddenly turned around to face himself with his butt for the sake of his dream.
The attack came down.
How can I resist myself?
There is an old saying that Lu Bu is alive when the mop sticks to shit.