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Chapter 300 Pretending to be a ghost Li Zhili



The three of them ate and drank enough and went to rest.

After Li Zhili returned to the RV, she tossed and turned in bed, unable to fall asleep.

At this moment, her cell phone rang again, and when she picked it up, it was a Q-mail message from her online dating partner.

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Xiao Mingming: "Zhili, are you busy today? Why haven't you replied to my message?"

The big beauty Zhili: "I don't want to go back, I don't have time!"

Xiao Mingming: "What's wrong? Is there something bothering you at work? Tell me and I'll enlighten you! ⊙w⊙"

The big beauty Zhili: "No, I am very happy today!"

Xiao Mingming: "??? You're happy working overtime, did you get a bonus? Hehe (^_^)!"

The big beauty of Zhili: "I had a barbecue with the boss today, it was delicious, I am very happy!"

Xiao Mingming: "If you like to eat barbecue, you come to Beijing, I treat you to eat, let you taste our northern barbecue!"

The big beauty of Zhili: "Today is a picnic, and we bake it ourselves, which is different from the restaurant!"

At this time, Li Zhili suddenly felt that her screen name was not very good, so she quit the chat, and changed her screen name to Confused in the edited profile.

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On the other side, the double dormitory of Shangjing University.

A rather handsome young man was sitting at his computer desk, watching every move of his "girlfriend" Li Zhili.

The man was Zhou Ming. He was slender and had his hair parted in the middle. Judging from the exposed arm muscles, he looked like the kind of person who exercises regularly.

At this time, Zhou Ming found out that Li Zhili's screen name had suddenly changed to Confused, which made him a little puzzled, and said to himself:

"When did she have this cute style? But I seem to like it very much!"

So he immediately sent a message to Li Zhili.

"Zhili, why did you change your screen name? You're still so cute???!"

Confused: "If you want to change it, you can change it. What's the matter?"

"It's nothing, it's just that it's a bit strange to see you in such a cute style!"

Confused: "This is just a true portrayal of myself!"

"A true portrayal? You are so smart, how can you be a fool?"

Confused: "Hey, I just found out today that I am not very smart in some things, and even a little confused!"

Li Zhili thought of Zhang Sizheng's helpless and doting eyes again, and couldn't help but smile sweetly.

"You may just not understand it, but when you learn it, you will definitely become smarter!"

Confused: "Yeah, I owe you a good word!"

"Zhili, I'll go to Shanghai to see you when I have time!"

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Li Zhili's Q-letter avatar uses a photo of herself when she graduated from university, which is very beautiful and moving.

After Zhou Ming clicked in, he looked at her face, the more he looked at her, the more beautiful he felt his "girlfriend" was, and the more he looked at her, the more he wanted to see her.

At this time, another roommate of his came back.

When he saw Zhou Ming's "fascinated" eyes, he couldn't help laughing out loud:

"Hey, let me say Zhou Ming, when will you be able to meet your beautiful girlfriend like a flower? I'm worried for you!"

"She said she wasn't ready, probably too shy!"

"Nowadays there are quite a few shy girls like this, you are really blessed!"

Zhou Ming was very proud of his roommate's envious eyes.

"Are you saying that she is really as beautiful as in the photo? It can't be an online picture, right?"

"What are you talking about? This is her photo. I have a friend who went to the same school as her before. I have inquired about it. She was the school beauty at that time! Not only did she study well, she also looked better!"

When Zhou Ming heard that his roommate doubted the authenticity of his girlfriend, he anxiously defended her.

"Okay, okay! You're so anxious, I just said that casually, and you really take it seriously!"

The roommate smiled and ran to the bathroom to wash up.

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Zhou Ming saw that Li Zhili hadn't replied yet, so he sent her another message.

"Zhili, what gift do you think I'll bring you?"

"Zhili? Are you asleep?"

Zhou Ming: "???"

"Then go to sleep, you must be tired!"

Zhou Ming looked at his watch and found that it was already past 11 o'clock in the evening, presumably his "girlfriend" was sleepy and fell asleep while chatting with him.

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However, contrary to what Zhou Ming guessed, Li Zhili was not only not asleep at this time, but was still very awake.

She tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. After hearing that there was no movement outside, she still wanted to go to sleep immediately, because she usually fell asleep at this point, but today was different, her spirit was very excited.

Especially the moment he saw Zhang Sizheng coming out from the small window in the car.

"Should I go out? Brother Zhang has just done something embarrassing with the boss. Isn't it too shameless for me to go out to find him like this?"

"But I can't sleep without talking to him! What shall I do?"

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When Li Zhili's inner activities were particularly intense, she suddenly saw Zhang Sizheng urinating and defecating under a tree.

"No, I think it's necessary to remind him of the unhealthy practice of urinating everywhere!"

So Li Zhili pushed open the car door quietly, then glanced at the tent in front of her, and after confirming that the lights inside had been turned off and there was no movement, she secretly ran out of the car.

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Zhang Sizheng had already sensed it the moment she got off the car. He didn't understand what this little Lizi was doing when he didn't sleep at night, and he was sneaking towards him, but he didn't stop her immediately. After she finished draining the water, she slowly lifted up her trousers and pulled up her waistband.

"Who dares to urinate in my house? Hurry up!"

In order to scare the man, Li Zhili specifically pinched her throat and made that low voice.

When Zhang Sizheng heard it, he almost laughed out loud, and secretly said: "You have a voice like a little milk cat, and you still want to scare people. I think you should record a sound yourself and listen to it first!"

However, in order to cooperate with her, Zhang Sizheng still raised his hand and said with a slightly trembling voice:

"You...? Are you a human or a ghost?"

"Of course I'm not human! I'm asking you something! Why do you pee in my house!"

Li Zhili squeezed her throat so tightly that the sound she made was distorted.

"Are you not a human? Could it be that you are an animal?"

"You are the animal! To tell you the truth, I am the ghost here! If you urinate in my house, you are dirtying my house. Are you guilty?"

Li Zhili's teeth itched in anger, thinking: "Is there such a guess? Animals can also speak human language? You can't guess, so don't guess. Can't you understand my obvious ghost language?"

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"Ah? So it's a ghost. I'm most afraid of ghosts. Please leave quickly. I'll go back to sleep right away!"

"Hmph! My house is dirty, you still want to sleep?"

"Sister Ghost, what do you say?"

"I will punish you to stand here all night!"

"But I'm afraid of the dark. It's so dark, and I'm still in the forest. What if a beast comes out and eats me?"

"Pfft!"

Li Zhili burst out laughing suddenly.

Zhang Sizheng was speechless, I didn't even laugh when you were playing tricks here, but you laughed first, okay?Little plum?

"I said, Little Li, are you bored?"

At this time, Zhang Sizheng turned around and pretended to be very angry.

"What's wrong with me? I'm reminding you, don't urinate anywhere, it's very uncivilized behavior!"

Li Zhili leaned forward with her hands behind her back, looked at Zhang Sizheng and said softly.

"I'm so uncivilized, do you want me to pee in the tent?"

"Hmph! No matter what, it's uncivilized to urinate anywhere!"

"Then dear Miss Zhili, could you please fix a toilet for me?"

"Hee hee, if you don't want to fix it, I don't know how to fix it either!"

"Then what are you talking about? Go back to sleep quickly, I'm going back to sleep too!"

Zhang Sizheng patted her forehead, and walked slowly towards the tent with his hands behind his back.

"Oh? Wait, Brother Zhang!"

Li Zhili quickly ran in front of Zhang Sizheng and stopped him. She came out to look for him because she couldn't sleep, so she went back like this, and she couldn't sleep even more.

"what happened?"

"I have something to tell you, can you go back later?"

"I don't want to tell you, what time is it, I have to go back and hug my wife to sleep! It's so cold outside, you want me to catch a cold?"

"Hey, Brother Zhang~! You are so powerful, how could you catch a cold!"

"That can't be said for sure. I was scared out of my soul by a ghost girl just now. At this time, when a person's constitution is the weakest, Yin Qi is most likely to erode into the body. What if I catch a cold, you Come to take care of me? Will you feed me medicine?"

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