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Chapter 294 Gunpowder Keg
In fact, Lu Wanning made it all up. She didn't know the protection level of wild boars. It was purely made up on the spot, and it was said for people like Li Zhili who have no thinking ability for the time being.
"What! So serious?"
Li Zhili exclaimed, she was so frightened that she wanted to sit up, but her body was slanted. When supporting, her arm slipped and slipped down from the soft flesh on Zhang Sizheng's leg. Now her whole face is lying on the ground. go down.
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In fact, wild boars are not even considered as animal protection at home and abroad, because there are too many wild boars, and they are flooding, ruining farmland, attacking humans, and doing all kinds of evil.
Some local officials have directly listed such animals on the must-kill list, and humans can hunt and kill wild boars at will, and they can also take them home to eat.
Even so, wild boars cannot be killed completely, because of its rough skin and thick flesh, plus ordinary people, there are no lethal weapons at all. Not only can they not kill wild boars, but they may also be attacked by wild boars. In the end, they had to be officially shot , Killed with firearms, crossbows and other weapons.
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"Ma'am, of course it's serious! Even if you kill a dog, if the owner pursues it, you will pay compensation, let alone protect animals?"
When Lu Wanning was talking, Gu Panpan couldn't help but giggled, but she covered her mouth and didn't make any sound.
Gu Panpan also checked it with his mobile phone. This wild boar is not a national key protected animal, but belongs to the lowest level of three protected animals.
"Sheriff, I just scratched that wild boar. It ran very fast and got into the woods in no time. I saw it well! Shouldn't it be pursued?"
"Ma'am, please send me your ID card information and mobile phone number immediately. We don't have time to chat with you. If you don't even have this bit of legal awareness, then I think your study is useless." Already!"
Lu Wanning reprimanded directly this time.
Hearing her reprimand, Li Zhili shook her body, and tears immediately fell out.
Lie on Zhang Sizheng's lap and cry all the time.
Lu Wanning and Gu Panpan heard the sobbing on the other end of the phone.
"Ma'am, crying is not a way to escape the law. Please send me your ID card information and mobile phone number immediately, or we will locate your mobile phone in real time and supervise you forcibly!"
Lu Wanning didn't feel merciful because she was crying.
"Woo, my ID number is qwertyxxxx, and my mobile number is 901256789, woo!"
Li Zhili wiped her tears on Zhang Sizheng's trouser legs, and soon the trousers were wet.
"Sheriff, I can testify to this girl that the wild boar has indeed escaped, and she is not driving fast. The wild boar should be fine!"
At this moment, Zhang Sizheng spoke out. If he kept silent, Li Zhili's tears would soak his pants.
"Well, since someone has testified for you, we won't pursue your criminal responsibility. I hope you will abide by the law and drive safely in the future, and don't make such mistakes!"
"Yeah, I know the sheriff, I will definitely obey the discipline, please rest assured, thank you!"
Li Zhili finally smiled, and hurriedly made a promise to Lu Wanning on the phone.
"You don't need to thank me, you should thank that gentleman! If he doesn't testify for you, then we will hold you accountable!"
"Well, please don't worry, the Sheriff, I will thank him! Don't worry!"
Li Zhili agreed, but she was thinking in her heart: "I still thank him, I thank the hammer, if it weren't for him, I would have this thing? I really want to bite him to death, so as to avoid future troubles! Save him from continuing to harm others !"
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Seeing Lu Wanning hang up the phone, Gu Panpan couldn't bear it any longer, patted the pillow on the sofa, laughed loudly, and tears flowed out.
"I laughed to death, I really laughed to death, the funniest joke of the year, hahaha!"
"It's really funny!"
Lu Wanning couldn't help laughing, her two white and tender feet were pedaling fast, like riding a bicycle.
"Brother Zhang is too bad, you can even think of this way!"
"Who said no!"
"I said Sister Lu, why do you have such a tacit understanding with Brother Zhang? As soon as he speaks, you know how to cooperate?"
Gu Panpan was a little envious of the tacit understanding between the two.
"He, I know him too well. As long as he makes any movements and body language, I know what he's going to do next!"
"Why? How did you cultivate your tacit understanding!"
"Because Brother Zhang and I have a good understanding, I understand him, and he understands me, it's as simple as that!"
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After hanging up the phone, Li Zhili wiped away her tears, and then slapped Zhang Sizheng's phone on his thigh vigorously.
"Give me back your phone! Hmph!"
"What do you mean? Just repay your savior like this?"
"Shall I repay you? I think you're thinking too much. It's fine if I don't beat you up. If it weren't for you, would I be in such a mess?"
After Li Zhili finished speaking, she wanted to get up, but was held down by Zhang Sizheng.
"I see you don't know what is good or bad!"
"Why don't I know what's good or bad? Let go of me, I'm in a panic!"
Li Zhili had difficulty breathing, and kept beating his legs with her small fists.
……
At this time, Yan Qingqiu, who had finished her makeup, came out again, just in time to see this scene.
From her angle, I saw Li Zhili pf on Zhang Sizheng's lap, and Zhang Sizheng's hand on her nds...! ! !
"Fuck, what are you doing!"
Yan Qingqiu swears, she wanted to come out and ask why the car stopped suddenly, but she saw this scene unexpectedly, it really was a hat coming from the sky, with a green grassland above her head.
Li Zhili, who was struggling to resist, suddenly burst into a small universe, and jumped up directly.
boom!
The brain was like a monkey jumping into the sky, and it directly hit the roof of the car.
She was in so much pain that she clutched her head and kept moaning.
"Boss Yan, you misunderstood! You really misunderstood, we didn't do anything!"
Even though it hurt like hell, she still explained repeatedly.
"You fart, are you blind when I'm an old lady?"
"Boss, I really didn't do anything, you misunderstood!"
Hearing Yan Qingqiu scolding her, Li Zhili panicked instantly, this has never happened before, is she really about to be fired?
"I misunderstood? You get my salary and leave immediately. You have been fired by me!"
Yan Qingqiu was out of breath, and she became unreasonable when she was furious.
"what?"
Li Zhili's face turned pale immediately, and she slumped in the driver's seat.
"Yan Baobao, you're scaring my little Lizi!"
"you shut up!"
After Yan Qingqiu's vinegar jar was overturned, it turned into a powder keg, and it exploded at a stroke. Whenever Zhang Sizheng made a sound, she choked on it.
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……
"What! So serious?"
Li Zhili exclaimed, she was so frightened that she wanted to sit up, but her body was slanted. When supporting, her arm slipped and slipped down from the soft flesh on Zhang Sizheng's leg. Now her whole face is lying on the ground. go down.
……
In fact, wild boars are not even considered as animal protection at home and abroad, because there are too many wild boars, and they are flooding, ruining farmland, attacking humans, and doing all kinds of evil.
Some local officials have directly listed such animals on the must-kill list, and humans can hunt and kill wild boars at will, and they can also take them home to eat.
Even so, wild boars cannot be killed completely, because of its rough skin and thick flesh, plus ordinary people, there are no lethal weapons at all. Not only can they not kill wild boars, but they may also be attacked by wild boars. In the end, they had to be officially shot , Killed with firearms, crossbows and other weapons.
……
……
"Ma'am, of course it's serious! Even if you kill a dog, if the owner pursues it, you will pay compensation, let alone protect animals?"
When Lu Wanning was talking, Gu Panpan couldn't help but giggled, but she covered her mouth and didn't make any sound.
Gu Panpan also checked it with his mobile phone. This wild boar is not a national key protected animal, but belongs to the lowest level of three protected animals.
"Sheriff, I just scratched that wild boar. It ran very fast and got into the woods in no time. I saw it well! Shouldn't it be pursued?"
"Ma'am, please send me your ID card information and mobile phone number immediately. We don't have time to chat with you. If you don't even have this bit of legal awareness, then I think your study is useless." Already!"
Lu Wanning reprimanded directly this time.
Hearing her reprimand, Li Zhili shook her body, and tears immediately fell out.
Lie on Zhang Sizheng's lap and cry all the time.
Lu Wanning and Gu Panpan heard the sobbing on the other end of the phone.
"Ma'am, crying is not a way to escape the law. Please send me your ID card information and mobile phone number immediately, or we will locate your mobile phone in real time and supervise you forcibly!"
Lu Wanning didn't feel merciful because she was crying.
"Woo, my ID number is qwertyxxxx, and my mobile number is 901256789, woo!"
Li Zhili wiped her tears on Zhang Sizheng's trouser legs, and soon the trousers were wet.
"Sheriff, I can testify to this girl that the wild boar has indeed escaped, and she is not driving fast. The wild boar should be fine!"
At this moment, Zhang Sizheng spoke out. If he kept silent, Li Zhili's tears would soak his pants.
"Well, since someone has testified for you, we won't pursue your criminal responsibility. I hope you will abide by the law and drive safely in the future, and don't make such mistakes!"
"Yeah, I know the sheriff, I will definitely obey the discipline, please rest assured, thank you!"
Li Zhili finally smiled, and hurriedly made a promise to Lu Wanning on the phone.
"You don't need to thank me, you should thank that gentleman! If he doesn't testify for you, then we will hold you accountable!"
"Well, please don't worry, the Sheriff, I will thank him! Don't worry!"
Li Zhili agreed, but she was thinking in her heart: "I still thank him, I thank the hammer, if it weren't for him, I would have this thing? I really want to bite him to death, so as to avoid future troubles! Save him from continuing to harm others !"
……
……
Seeing Lu Wanning hang up the phone, Gu Panpan couldn't bear it any longer, patted the pillow on the sofa, laughed loudly, and tears flowed out.
"I laughed to death, I really laughed to death, the funniest joke of the year, hahaha!"
"It's really funny!"
Lu Wanning couldn't help laughing, her two white and tender feet were pedaling fast, like riding a bicycle.
"Brother Zhang is too bad, you can even think of this way!"
"Who said no!"
"I said Sister Lu, why do you have such a tacit understanding with Brother Zhang? As soon as he speaks, you know how to cooperate?"
Gu Panpan was a little envious of the tacit understanding between the two.
"He, I know him too well. As long as he makes any movements and body language, I know what he's going to do next!"
"Why? How did you cultivate your tacit understanding!"
"Because Brother Zhang and I have a good understanding, I understand him, and he understands me, it's as simple as that!"
……
……
After hanging up the phone, Li Zhili wiped away her tears, and then slapped Zhang Sizheng's phone on his thigh vigorously.
"Give me back your phone! Hmph!"
"What do you mean? Just repay your savior like this?"
"Shall I repay you? I think you're thinking too much. It's fine if I don't beat you up. If it weren't for you, would I be in such a mess?"
After Li Zhili finished speaking, she wanted to get up, but was held down by Zhang Sizheng.
"I see you don't know what is good or bad!"
"Why don't I know what's good or bad? Let go of me, I'm in a panic!"
Li Zhili had difficulty breathing, and kept beating his legs with her small fists.
……
At this time, Yan Qingqiu, who had finished her makeup, came out again, just in time to see this scene.
From her angle, I saw Li Zhili pf on Zhang Sizheng's lap, and Zhang Sizheng's hand on her nds...! ! !
"Fuck, what are you doing!"
Yan Qingqiu swears, she wanted to come out and ask why the car stopped suddenly, but she saw this scene unexpectedly, it really was a hat coming from the sky, with a green grassland above her head.
Li Zhili, who was struggling to resist, suddenly burst into a small universe, and jumped up directly.
boom!
The brain was like a monkey jumping into the sky, and it directly hit the roof of the car.
She was in so much pain that she clutched her head and kept moaning.
"Boss Yan, you misunderstood! You really misunderstood, we didn't do anything!"
Even though it hurt like hell, she still explained repeatedly.
"You fart, are you blind when I'm an old lady?"
"Boss, I really didn't do anything, you misunderstood!"
Hearing Yan Qingqiu scolding her, Li Zhili panicked instantly, this has never happened before, is she really about to be fired?
"I misunderstood? You get my salary and leave immediately. You have been fired by me!"
Yan Qingqiu was out of breath, and she became unreasonable when she was furious.
"what?"
Li Zhili's face turned pale immediately, and she slumped in the driver's seat.
"Yan Baobao, you're scaring my little Lizi!"
"you shut up!"
After Yan Qingqiu's vinegar jar was overturned, it turned into a powder keg, and it exploded at a stroke. Whenever Zhang Sizheng made a sound, she choked on it.
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