Chapter 106
Chapter 101: Did You Cook Today (2 In 1)
Crossing Tribulation and Ascension, I haven’t seen it for many years.
Waiting for Xiao Muge to stand up with his sword, everyone reacted suddenly.
“Going to fly?”
“Fellow Daoist Xiao’s calamity is too great? Ninety-nine-eighty-one?”
“Seeing this day, I suddenly don’t want to fly-”
“According to the ancient records, the thunder tribulation that appeared at the beginning was only the first round… As Junior Sister Su said, the appetizer.”
The corner of Su Yu’s eyes jumped, and he raised his head along with everyone’s discussion. In an instant, he saw eighty-one purple-red thunder tribulations, each of which was thicker than her waist.
Her first action was to put away the amphora in her hand.
This pot conducts electricity.
Master Su is afraid.
But the next move, she took out a few gingerbread houses and the unsold Moir’s Moving Castle and handed them out.
“The Tribulation Package, how about?”
Everyone: “…”
Xiao Muge: “…”
After she finished speaking, she wondered if she violated the rules of the heavens and provoked the majesty of Tianlei.
He gave Su Yu a deep look.
Su Yu pressed his eyebrows.
Amidst the thunderstorm, the sound of crackling continued.
Soon, the black clothes were broken.
However, Xiao Muge himself was overwhelmed by the lightning, and everyone couldn’t look directly.
He gradually rose in the thunder light, lowered his head to look at the crowd at Qiongfeng, and swept away the reluctant but adoring gazes of Daoist Mu and the younger brothers and sisters, “Master, younger brothers and sisters, morning class Don’t miss out on your late work. Take care.”
He has been slow to ascend, just to save everyone’s luck.
And now, it’s all settled.
“Senior brother…” Wei Zhao couldn’t help but take a step forward.
Yan Yan will follow.
But Mu Daoist stopped them solemnly, “Don’t get close, or you will be regarded as assistance by the catastrophe, and the power of thunder will be superimposed.”
Mu Daoren held the wine glass and sighed at Xiao Muge, “I didn’t expect you to take a step first. Don’t worry, the teacher will fly up to accompany you soon. We will go to Qiongfeng, Your second junior sister, third junior brother… You are very talented now, and one day our masters and apprentices will be reunited in the sky!”
Xiao Muge’s black hair fluttered in the thunder light, and nodded towards them.
Looking at Su Yu again, “Second Junior Sister, some takeaways have been delivered, see you-”
Master Su was moved, he was still reporting his work, and he still remembered his unfinished delivery.
Such a top ten employee is about to leave.
She didn’t have time to pay him.
Thinking, Su Yu’s hands moved quickly, “Wait!”
In an instant, Xiao Muge was about to take a step forward and bring more thunder tribulations to the deserted island, not at the time of reaching Qiongfeng.
A stuffed bag with dark green water and grass patterns, a heavy black cloth bag, a scented butterfly wearing a flower bag… They were thrown into the thunder and thrown at him hand.
“Take the kit!” Master Su raised his head and shouted.
Xiao Muge’s figure was stagnant.
Good…great tip.
He only had time to turn around, and in the dazzling Razer, he finally glanced at the moon-colored dress, and stepped onto a desert island thousands of miles away.
Second Junior Sister, there will be an appointment in the future.
…
Bearing the bone-piercing pain of the thunder tribulation, Xiao Muge stood on the deserted island, lowered his head to open the three packages, and was stunned.
Avoidance category: Parts and assembly methods of Safe Castle, Gingerbread House, and Xianjun Cave (20 sets each).
Defense category: self-heating magic mirror assembly (50 sets), semi-finished rebound treasure (100 sets), semi-finished Melaleuca soil (100 sets)
Helps: Telephone line accessories and installation guides… (50 sets)
A line of wild small characters (because they were written in a hurry), like herself, always radiated with confidence, floated out on the jade slip.
[Master said, outsiders cannot help. So these are semi-finished products, you DIY. 】
[Make a phone call first, important! If you don’t understand the instructions, call and ask! 】
Xiao Muge: “…”
The jasper turtle climbed out of the flying sword and lay on his shoulders, staring.
“I’ve never seen such a high level.”
Tsk tsk.
“Dao Jun, this thunder tribulation is not easy. You avoided it for nearly a year, and during this period, you violated your own Dao heart of conforming to nature many times, affecting the cause and effect of many people. It doesn’t want you at all. Feisheng, I just want to kill you, the movement will be very big, and it will take at least three days.”
“Daojun, let’s make a castle and a cave, I’ll fight with you~ It seems to be fun, no, it’s very useful.”
Xiao Muge: “…”
There are many different levels of robbery, which vary from person to person, such as the slightly weaker four or nine robbery, the slightly stronger thunder robbery, or the most incredible thunder robbery in legends, etc. Wait.
But no matter what type, the rumored catastrophe is very dangerous, and the cultivator will die.
Only those who pass the Dao assessment at the juncture of life and death can successfully overcome the calamity, be shaped by the thunder of the sky, completely lose their mortal bones, and become a flying immortal.
No matter how tyrannical a person is, there is only one chance to survive the calamity.
Or die, or fly.
And at this time, there are still many onlookers.
The cultivators of Mahayana, God Transformation, and those who are relatively close to transcending tribulation all want to find some experience in transcending calamity through observation and increase their success rate in the future.
Today, Xiao Muge’s movement, the first round is the nine-nine-eighty-one thunder, which spreads all over the four realms and the demon world in an instant.
He took the thundercloud to the desert island.
But soon, all the demons followed.
“Since three hundred years ago, there have been fewer and fewer monks, let alone ascending. Today, Daoist Xiao’s tribulation is a rare opportunity for us to observe!”
“Emerging into an immortal, the perfection of the Great Dao, what kind of sacredness is Xiao Daoyou… It seems that he has only cultivated for a hundred years. Lao He, do you know?”
Several old guys, the retreat ancestors of various factions were finally alerted to go out.
Originally they were very strange, why the war between humans and demons has not come, and the juniors of their own sect have not come to wake them up. Could it be that the Buddhist prophecy is false.
The thunder woke them up from the retreat.
As soon as I came out, I knew that the war between humans and demons predicted by Buddhism hundreds of years ago has ended.
They overslept.
Especially the ancestors of Nanxun, who finally survived for 300 years through Yannian Dan, non-stop day and night retreat, immersive cultivation.
The result is so much out of the customs that I know so much has happened.
Nanxun came out of Mu Wanyuan, the big traitor, oh nothing, he was destroyed.
This is Tianshengzong’s Mei Youde conspiracy, oh nothing, he’s gone too.
Before his death, Mei Youde merged with the Demon Lord and opened up the Demon Realm. Hey, it’s okay, they are gone.
The old ancestor, Nanxun ancestor, why bother thinking, he came out with a bitter look, doubting his career as an immortal.
“Old He, what are you pretending to be! It’s you who went down to Qiongfeng from Nanxun Gate. That elder, acting peak master, and genius disciple of alchemy and refining, Su Yu, let us cultivators win easily. You Didn’t you hear what you said?”
Retreat elder why bother thinking: “…”
He pondered, he slept for a year during this retreat? No, it’s only been closed for a year.
“Yes, she is still very young. But this is nothing new, let’s go, Xiao Muge, who has been practicing for less than a hundred years from your family to Qiongfeng, is about to cross the tribulation, this is the priority now This major event is the first major event that we humans have cultivated for a hundred years!”
“If he succeeds, you Nanxun will be the first sect that has ascended to power in three hundred years!”
The closed-door elder of Jinbamen next door, he thought more than Nanxun, woke up a stick of incense earlier, and everything has been sorted out at this moment.
“Ah? Old He, don’t you even know this?”
Why bother: “…”
He Tong!
Qing Xuan!
Mudao!
Okay, no one came to wake him up, no one told him?
The ancestors of each faction retreated, and when they communicated with their consciousness, they reached the deserted island thousands of miles away and thundered.
At a glance, I saw another eighty-one lightning strikes like a dragon, and my eyes were split on the spot!
“How could this be? According to the records in the classics, I sent the former elders to ascend, and at most they are only as thick as water snakes—”
“Eighty-one and eighty-one ways… God is going to kill me and I will cultivate!”
“God, don’t let us fly!”
Too much.
The retreat elders are desperate.
The reason why he survived is just as a pillar of the sect, giving hope to the elders and disciples.
But now, seeing the thunder of this day is so fierce, why bother thinking is still sad.
Ascension is a struggle with the sky!
Ken are human after all, how can they fight?
He sighed, “Everyone, I’m going to the Nanxun station to protect him, do you want to come together?”
In the past, there were many people who were close to the calamity, and even the elites of the entire sect built a guard to prevent others from taking the opportunity to attack.
Since he has left the customs, he must also protect the Fa for this genius disciple.
The retreat ancestors of several sects, of course, also go.
After all, the Nanxun faction occupies the best viewing position.
“Come on, old He, I still have some defensive magic. If he can’t hold on, give it to him.”
“Yes, I don’t believe it. With the power of our various sects, we cannot make a monk soar!”
“If it doesn’t work today, the next time other people die, they will be even more afraid.”
Human cultivation, I need an incentive to succeed!
Several elders in retreat suddenly fell next to He Tong, the head of Nanxun. It is only about ten feet away from the front of Xiao Muge’s crossing the robbery, which is indeed the best viewing position.
However, the retreat elders found that it was not right.
The expressions of everyone in Nanxun were not very solemn.
Here, Nanxun is quite leisurely?
The elders of the retreat do not understand.
But when I took a step closer, I was invited by He Tong to meditate on the futon in the front row.
I hear the chat.
“Elder Brother, how are you, how are you? Did the sound of thunder robbery reach the temporary frosted sugar cave?”
“Third senior brother, let me have a word with the senior brother.” Hang Wan’er was not happy.
Lu Yizhou said, “Stop chatting with Senior Brother, it’s better for him to quickly build a second lightning shelter.”
“That’s right.” Yan Yan held the sword, “You can also make more gingerbread houses and put them in the cave.”
Wei Zhao gave the telephone lines to them one by one.
The jasper turtle also jumped, “Daojun is wrong, this air-raid shelter obviously can’t be installed, it’s not here! It seems that the roof is missing a piece…”
“Impossible, Second Senior Sister will not make a mistake. Senior Senior Brother, look for it.”
The brothers and sisters of Husu Yumangmo spoke in unison.
The four Nascent Souls in Mu Daoren sighed in unison, “Don’t be noisy, big disciple, have you installed the video call mirror that your second junior sister said?”
Why bother thinking, the retreat elders: “??”
Are you nervous?
Nervous.
Participant Xiao Muge, sitting in the cave where he had wasted the raw materials of two cave houses, and then heaved a long sigh of relief.
Sweaty.
But his eyes are extremely divine.
Frost candy, gingerbread model… Decompression, fun, puzzle, can exercise spiritual sense.
He also likes it a bit.
Especially this cave house, made into a garden style, not only has three rooms, but also has twelve ‘bomb shelters’ that Su Yu said.
When Tian Lei thought he was in this room and threw mines frantically, he was actually in an underground shelter.
It’s just the first time, and the business is very unskilled.
The first installation damaged the roof of the cave, and the second time it was a little flawed.
The level of the magic weapon has been affected. Under the thunder, it will be gone.
It was not until the third cave mansion that Xiao Muge, relying on the powerful consciousness of the ascension period, perfectly controlled every detail and made it successfully.
Telephone lines were also installed in the cave.
He is now preparing to do the video mirror that Master has been urging – the self-heating smooth egg rice treasure that the second sister said.
I just took it out from the bag of the butterfly and the flowers. As soon as the lotus leaf is opened, the heating array inside the plate will automatically run.
Others assisting in transcending the calamity and relying too much on external objects will increase the difficulty of transcending the calamity.
Xiao Muge thought of Su Yu’s thinking, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
But unable to refute.
He knew that the younger brothers and sisters, and even the master were very worried about him.
Although this… video call is not very useful for transcending the calamity, but he also wants to look at the younger brothers and sisters more at the end, and give a few words.
As for his own success or failure, he doesn’t care.
For a hundred years, breakthroughs are like drinking water, and upgrading is like sleeping.
Ascension and immortality, he does not care as much as the other monks. Because after the ascension, I am afraid it will be the same breakthrough, there is not much fun and difference.
Not like now—
“Daojun, no, it failed, didn’t you read the manual? You need to add spiritual water.”
Jasper Turtle, carefully following the instructions given by Su Yu, stretched out two claws to separate the two superimposed bowls of this self-heating video treasure.
Xiao Muge squeezed the second bowl and poured spiritual water.
Put the small bowl containing the omelette on top, the spirit fire formation finally worked smoothly this time, and it didn’t take long for the steaming steam to emerge from the small hole in the bowl lid.
When a certain ‘fire’ is reached, eight treasures of light overflow from the lid of this small bowl.
Self-heating omurice, done.
Golden egg skin, covering the grains of rice, like a thin feather coat.
At this moment, the treasure light is flowing like waves.
The instant is connected to a telephone line to form a video phone with a display.
“Hey, see?”
The jasper turtle was biting on a piece of the roof, and was about to put together the next gingerbread house, and it was also in the mirror.
Retreat Elders:
“I saw it!”
Hang Wan’er and others were excited, and they all gathered in front of the omurice picture that was also floating in front of Mu Dao.
Su Yu also raised his head towards the ‘video’, waved his hand seriously, and greeted Xiao Muge.
“Hey, unfortunately, neither the phone line nor the video can be brought to the fairyland,” Hang Wan’er muttered in a low voice, “otherwise, the senior brother can tell us about the environment of the fairyland in the sky.”
Yu Dong’s eyes lit up, and he was running wildly.
“I don’t know whether the immortal world uses spirit stones or immortal stones. What immortal stones will look like.”
Wei Zhao held the knife, “Does the immortal use a knife?”
Mu Daoist waved his hand, “Your concerns are too small.”
He looked at the big disciple in the video, and was a little worried, “You soared up, are you wrapped around enough? Hey, I forgot to give you more, but what Yu Dong said was reasonable. In case of using immortal stones, there is no way.”
Su Yu is also very concerned about this issue.
There is no way to buy ingredients without money.
Master Su can’t stand it.
She glanced at the mustard seed bag, the southern border, the northern border… the map of demons and beasts, thinking.
“I don’t know what special kinds of fairy spirit materials are available, and what the price is. If they can pass the elevator, buy them from the heaven and send them to me to try.” Master Su was fascinated.
Jin Haotian, these young disciples, all listened with enthusiasm.
They also want to eat melons, no, they want to know what the heavens are like.
The ancestors of Nanxun, why bother thinking, the old and ancient elders of various sects in retreat, almost stunned when they heard it.
They also want to put this phone in the fairyland!
It’s too much.
It was Xiao Muge in the cave, who was aroused by Su Yu’s bold idea.
“Well,” he looked at the second junior sister who dared to take risks in the mirror, nodding, “At the end of the thunder calamity, I have shaped the immortal body and possessed a trace of immortal power, so I will make a telephone line to try. , if I can, I’ll take it to see if it works.”
Su Yu’s eyes lit up.
Su Yu was still on the phone, discussing with him whether it would be feasible to drop the vegetable basket vertically from the top of the Immortal Realm to deliver the food to the Human Realm, and whether he would encounter a thunder calamity.
The two of them discussed, and the other five spirits and Mo Daoists also participated in the imagination.
Soon a fairyland vegetable basket plan will gradually become full.
…
Such an unbelievable transcendence took place for two full days with the silent expressions of the retreating elders of all sects.
Until the third day.
Xiao Muge told her master, younger brothers and sisters several times, and also guided them in their confusion. They also said goodbye to him several times, and asked all questions about the transformation of spirits and Mahayana in advance…
When everyone’s parting feelings were almost dull, Xiao Muge finally felt that the thunder robbery had evolved.
He finally got up and tidied up his robes.
“Senior brother, remember the first thing to become immortal is to make a phone line and a video treasure! Have you memorized the steps of the second sister?”
Everyone is talking.
Su Yu couldn’t help raising his head and looked at the faintly exposed figure in the thunder light.
It seems to see the hope of a whole village to buy vegetables.
“Be careful all the way,” Master Su stared at him, full of reluctance and anticipation, “I’ll be waiting for your call on the ground.”
Xiao Muge was hit in the chest by something, and it seemed to melt away.
It was sore and painful.
“Daojun, Lei split your heart!” Jasper Turtle was terrified.
Xiao Muge:
The video omurice in his hand that communicated with Zhi Qiongfeng and Su Yu finally shattered, and the phone line was broken layer by layer.
The cave was completely disintegrated and vanished.
spread into his mouth.
Video treasure, it has become the original appearance, flowy omelette.
Top each snow-white grain of rice in the eggshell.
Use chopsticks to pick up a piece of egg skin, wrap the fragrant rice with moist egg liquid, and send it into the mouth.
The fragrance of milk and milk wraps the egg fragrance softly around the rice.
With a hot whirlwind potato phone line wreck, light and heavy, just the right blend.
The bridge outside the cave broke, turned into cocoa powder under the thunder, and rushed into the clear water stream. The sun in the cave shattered and turned into pieces of pudding. Inhaled by Xiao Muge one by one.
Cocoa Bleu Pudding.
Sweet and thirst-quenching, lingering taste.
“Hiccup~”
Three days of thunder calamities, I don’t know how many thunders fell, and as a result, Xiao Muge’s breath reached an unprecedented peak, full of food and drink, full of primordial spirit, full to burst…
They went up against the thunder.
On the way, there are still wrecks of the cave, flowers and plants, flying into their mouths.
Tianlei: “…”
It visibly paused.
In the past two days, it cut off a lot of magic weapons – Dongfu, etc., and there was a little pride.
But when Tianlei saw it at the moment, he was frightened by one person and one tortoise who was at the peak of his state, vomited blood from the corner of his mouth, and kept eating grass and flowers to make up for his injuries.
After the magic weapon is broken, it can be eaten.
There are magic pills hidden in some magic weapons!
These two guys, the more they eat, the more they have.
This Tianlei can’t be fixed. It has been co-authoring for two days. It has worked hard to eliminate the other party, and it is peeling the shell of the medicine pill for them?
The Jasper Turtle chuckled, “I’m afraid, this is called the memorial service of the magic weapon. If you break it, the power of the thunder will merge into their wreckage, we will eat it, hehe, full of blood~”
Eighty of them vanished, leaving only one stout thunderbolt that didn’t respond.
Everything else flashed.
The spectators on the ground were dumbfounded.
Xiao Muge was also startled, and wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth.
“What’s the matter?” Hang Waner didn’t understand, “Did Tianlei escape?”
Everyone: “…”
No, it seems to be out of breath.
The power of heaven and earth is not endless, Tianlei gave up.
It also needs to recharge and deal with the next batch of robbers.
Who is fooling around here to peel people off?
It was withdrawn.
Finally, Xiao Muge raised his head and let the last bit of a stunned fierce Tianlei merge into his body.
The other two days of fierce thunder had already been integrated into the wreckage of the cave, and were eaten by him and the Jasper Turtle just now.
His body kept collapsing and lightning flashed.
“Wow, who would have thought that we would have eaten all the thunder and finished the forging a long time ago~”
The jasper sword that Jasper Turtle didn’t like was already smashed to pieces.
It was lying on Xiao Muge’s shoulder at this moment, and half of its body was gone.
But like him, the flesh slowly disappeared, and the star-like fairy body gradually condensed.
Soon, they first grew a pair of hands in the immortal body forging.
Make phone calls and videos magic…
One person and one tortoise, flying in the fairy light, Su Yu heard a steady and reliable voice ringing in his ears.
“Wait for my call.”
Master Su grinned, raised his head, and looked at those perfect hands, dragging a flashing silver telephone line, gradually disappearing in the clouds.
But the corners of her grinning mouth soon stiffened.
“Wait a minute, the phone line doesn’t seem to be long enough!”