Chapter 198: The Shrew among Shrews
What kind of person is Lu Yu?
Five years ago, he was a notorious playboy in LA City, adept at sneaky insults. Once he opened his mouth, the woman in front immediately felt targeted!
Queue-jumping is already a very annoying thing, and Lu Yu's voice wasn't exactly quiet just now, instantly attracting the gaze of everyone present.
Listening to Lu Yu's words, the woman's expression changed instantly. Looking at Lu Yu, she said, "I'm not in that category!"
Hearing this, Lu Yu shook his head, then looked at the woman and said, "Since you don't fall into either category, you should go to the back of the line. I've said it before, I don't like seeing people jump queues, especially when they cut in front of me!"
For most people, queue-jumping is indeed a very normal thing, and many have the attitude of not bothering with such people, as it's better to avoid trouble.
But Lu Yu thinks differently. On a rare outing with Wen Ya to eat fast food today, he encountered this annoying situation, and he was determined to handle it with zero tolerance!
"If you don't like seeing it, then don't look. No one begged you to watch. What's the big deal about jumping in front of you? Look at your fuss, are you really a man?"
The woman rolled her eyes at Lu Yu, her words full of indifference, especially her eye-rolling, which made people want to slap her hard!
Lu Yu laughed at her statement, his face full of smiles as he said to the woman, "Auntie, actually it's not about fussiness. If you'd ask ahead of time, I'd let you cut in, but you jumped right in without shame and even brag loudly. This is an issue of manners!"
Lu Yu's words, spoken calmly, albeit gently, implicitly sarcastically criticized the woman for being ill-mannered!
"What do you mean?!"
Upon hearing Lu Yu's words, the woman immediately turned aggressive, asking, "Who are you saying is ill-mannered?!"
Seeing the woman's expression, Lu Yu's smile gradually faded. He stared directly at her, saying, "I said you're ill-mannered!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the woman's expression changed instantly. She placed her hands on her hips and pointed at Lu Yu, saying, "Who do you think you are? How dare you say I'm ill-mannered?! Do you believe I'll tear your mouth apart?!"
Though not unattractive, the woman's image at that moment was clearly that of a complete shrew.
Seeing this shrew-like behavior, the surrounding diners couldn't help but show a hint of disdain on their faces. After all, none of them would like a foul-mouthed, ill-mannered shrew!
"I don't believe it, but feel free to try. See if you can tear my mouth apart!"
Upon hearing the woman's words, Lu Yu said calmly, his tone indifferent.
The woman paused after hearing this, strangely feeling a twinge of fear looking at Lu Yu.
Though Lu Yu seemed composed, she felt uncomfortable all over.
"I jumped the queue today, so what can you do to me?"
After hesitating, the woman's tone changed suddenly, pointing at Lu Yu and shouting, "Go ahead and bite me if you can?!"
"Sorry, I'm human. Only dogs eat shit."
Upon hearing the woman's words, Lu Yu slowly said, his tone indifferent.
Hahahaha!
As soon as Lu Yu spoke, everyone present burst into laughter, even the young girl at the fast-food counter smiled.
The shrew's actions were already disagreeable, and Lu Yu's response made everyone laugh immediately.
Listening to the laughter around her, the shrew felt her face burning, as if she'd been slapped, utterly humiliated.
Enraged and embarrassed, the woman angrily cried out and then actually lunged at Lu Yu!
In such a situation, her first response was to attack Lu Yu!
The woman's nails were long, intricately manicured, looking sharp and long, like a typical shrew, trying to scratch Lu Yu's face, appearing very fierce.
Having survived on a deserted island for years, Lu Yu could evade even a Wild Bear's claws, let alone this unreasonable shrew!
Lu Yu gently flipped his hand, grasped the woman's wrist, then tripped her with his foot and, leveraging her momentum, flung her away!
Bang!
With a thud, the unreasonable shrew fell to the ground, looking extremely disheveled.
Witnessing this, Lu Yu turned to Wen Ya and said, "Alright, problem solved."
"Are you sure?"
Upon hearing Lu Yu's words, Wen Ya smiled faintly, then pointed at the woman on the ground, saying.
The saying goes, a shrew's three treasures are crying, making trouble, and threatening.
Seeing that she couldn't win verbally or physically, the woman resorted to her last trick—crying!
"There's no justice or humanity; I just wanted to eat with my sister, but got beaten up for jumping the queue, do you have to do this..."
The woman lay on the ground, elongating her voice as she cried loudly, her words filled with sobs, making everyone around feel irritated and restless.
Listening to the shrew's cries, the fast-food manager felt helpless, approached her, and said, "Miss, what would you like to eat? I'll notify the kitchen to prepare it, please stop crying."
"I won't eat anymore, make that kid leave, or I'll cry here and disrupt your business!" The woman, knowing she couldn't provoke Lu Yu, resorted to such rogue methods to deal with him.
Hearing her words, the manager was extremely helpless, as a business owner, how could he ask customers to leave?
Besides, the matter was indeed the woman's fault, making her request difficult for the manager.
Seeing the manager's troubled expression, Lu Yu shook his head, turned to the girl at the counter, and said, "Could I have an empty cup, disposable, please."
Hearing this, the young girl felt puzzled but handed an empty cup to Lu Yu.
"Sister Demon, go place your order first, I'll join you shortly."
Lu Yu smiled at Wen Ya, picked up the empty cup, went to an empty table, and filled it halfway with vinegar, added several spoonfuls of chili, stirred it well, then approached the woman, his face carrying a cold smile.