Urban Devouring Supreme

Old Chen, how did you get into the water so fast, you old thing?

I can't help it, God gave me a magic medicine! Chen Wang said triumphantly.

Miraculous medicine? What magical medicine! After hearing this, several old men couldn't help being clever!

Remedy and magic medicine! Chen Wang said again to these old men.

The magic medicine my son asked someone to buy for me in the United States is useless, but your folk prescription magic medicine will definitely work? At this time, an old man said to him.

The United States? Those things from the United States must be good? Let me tell you, sometimes the things left by our ancestors are not necessarily inferior to those from the United States. At least my recipe is amazing! Chen Wang said.

Remedy? Hmph, I think you've been tricked again. An old man next to him said with a sneer.

They have heard this so-called folk remedy many times, and they have tried it many times, so they have long since distrusted it.

I don't believe in bullshit folk remedies for a long time. I just believe in science and technology! Chinese medicine is awesome, why don't you treat cancer? Why don't you treat your incontinent urination! I don't believe in that! I don't even eat shit. Can take traditional Chinese medicine! Next to him, old man Zhu couldn't help retorting.

That's right! I also believed in the old Chinese doctor, but after pinching my nose several times, it didn't work at all, so I didn't believe it a long time ago.

You don't believe it. Chen Wang said angrily.

Hey, old Chen, don't go, they don't believe it, I believe it! Come on, let me take a look, what kind of medicine is this? Old man He said rubbing his hands.

Okay! Let me show you! But, let me tell you, don't eat it casually! These things are specially prepared for me. If you eat them, you may have side effects! Traditional Chinese medicine is particular about special medicine. , prescribe the right medicine.

Come on, bring it quickly, let me have a look! Old man He couldn't help urging Chen Wang.

I tell you%……

Why are you so wordy! Bring it! Old man He snatched the medicine from Chen Wang directly!

Is this the thing? Looking at the small black pill inside, the old man frowned!

Don't underestimate this thing, it's amazing! Chen Wang said proudly to the man.

Hey, I said, I won't let you eat it, you can't eat it! Something will happen!

Seeing old man He taking medicine into his mouth, Chen Wang hurriedly stopped him.

However, it was too late.

Old man He didn't care whether he washed his hands or not, so he just poured out two and ate them.

Seeing that Old Man He ate it, the other old men stretched their necks one by one, wanting to see the effect.

What's the smell? It's so weird! the old man squeezed his eyes, a little sour and bitter, and couldn't help complaining.

Seeing this situation, Chen Wang quickly took the thing back for him.

This thing is his own medicine, but Ye Chen said that he will not give himself another medicine.

Now, this kid actually ate two of them.

Old He, you guys are not afraid that it contains rat poison. If you kick your legs here, we don't care about our business. Old man Zhu, who said he would eat feces and not Chinese medicine, said to old man He.

I don't know if it's rat poison, but it doesn't work anyway! Isn't he still standing here like us?

Several old men sneered at old man He.

I told you, this is the medicine prescribed for me, and it won't work if you take it. Chen Wang retorted there!

Sophistry. Old Chen, you have been completely brainwashed. You were sold, and you even counted the money. Zhu old man said to Chen Wang.

However, he had just finished speaking.

Didi!

The low sound of water drops sounded, and everyone couldn't help looking at Old Man He.

Hush!

Then there was the sound of rushing water.

I pissed! I pissed! Hahaha... Old man He, who had just taken two pills,

At this moment, the face is extremely happy!

One pee!

Comfortable! It's even more comfortable than drinking twenty-year-old Moutai! Old man He's face was full of intoxication!

Brothers! I'll withdraw first! Take your time here! Don't worry! Hehe...

Oh, by the way, Lao Zhu, what you said just now, you would rather eat shit than take that traditional Chinese medicine. I wrote it all down.

Seeing that the person who was with them just now, and who was even more ill than any of them, actually... walked out.

Several people were dumbfounded.

After a while, there was a goosebump shouting from the toilet.

Old Chen! Come back

Old Chen! Come back.

Brother Chen! Come back.

What are you doing? Calling the soul? I'm not dead yet! Chen Wang responded angrily.

Your medicine, I want to see it, and I want to study it. Old man Hou said.

Don't even think about it! That old man, Lao He, has already taken two pills for me. It was already not enough, and now there are no more, so don't think about any of you! Lao Chen directly covered the pills tightly, lest someone else Spoofed away.

I said, Old Chen, what are you doing? Isn't it just a few broken pills? An old man said angrily.

That's right, it's just a few broken pills, why do you bother to ask me for them? Chen Wang said angrily.

Besides, I just said that this thing is specially formulated for me according to my condition. If you eat it, there will be side effects. Chen Wang said.

He remembered Ye Chen's words clearly. The medicine is three-point poisonous, and he doesn't dare to let these guys take it indiscriminately. At that time, if something happens after taking it, wouldn't he do something bad with good intentions.

Bullshit! You are stingy! Didn't Lao He already take it? There is nothing wrong! Let me tell you, Lao Chen, if you don't let me take this pill today, we will break up! From now on, your crap Don't even try to sell it through my channel? Old man Hou threatened Chen Wang!

And me! We also break up our friendship! If you don't give me those pills, I will ask my son to investigate you when you go back soon! Say you recruit child labor! Lao Zhu also said.

Bullshit! I'm an apprentice! Not a child laborer!

I don't care, it's unqualified anyway, I want you to suspend business for rectification! The retired old Zhu threatened Chen Wang.

Hearing these words, Chen Wang saw that Lao He who had just taken the pill next to him was fine, and his heart was also shaken!

He could see that if he didn't let these guys urinate quickly today, he would definitely have no good fruit to eat.

I can tell you that I have worked so hard to get this thing, and it is specially configured for me. If you have any problems with it, you can't blame me! Chen Wang said again.

You have the most bullshit, bring it quickly! Lao Hou said.

Then he snatched the bottle of medicine away.

Then, I swallowed two pills first.

The same goes for everyone else!

After about three minutes!

The old Hou who took the medicine first shouted!

Piss! Piss!

Ah! Comfortable!

Shhhh! It's been a long time since I've been so agile!

Damn it! God medicine!

After a while, these guys came out contentedly holding up their pants.