Urban Ace Bodyguard

Taking a deep breath to calm himself down, Lin Hai watched as the Queen of the second police squad left.

Nearby, the flight attendant sister sneered inwardly, thinking, "He doesn't care about cheating, even willingly helps deliver love letters. Truly a pathetic cuckold."

In the eyes of the flight attendant sister, Lin Hai's image completely crumbled, marked anew as more despicable.

If she could see the labels on Lin Hai, they'd undoubtedly be: scoundrel, scum, loser…

"Your job must be quite exhausting, right?"

The flight attendant sister instinctively said to Lin Hai, with a hint of pity.

Thinking about it, being tortured by two seemingly very capable female leaders from the police at night, he's really pitiful.

Completely unaware of where the flight attendant sister's question was aimed, Lin Hai sighed, "Yeah, sometimes I really feel mentally and physically drained."

The flight attendant sister looked at Lin Hai again as if he were a pitiable small animal, no wonder he's unkempt; his mental world and values must be all twisted and broken, a tragic figure.

Yet, it's better to stay far away from this kind of pervert.

Hopefully, when boarding the plane later, he's not on her flight. Otherwise, she'd have to be on full alert mode, preventing the beastly pervert from doing anything evil on the plane.

The flight attendant sister figured that besides perverted tendencies, this kind of man must also have some mental illnesses and should be kept on strict guard.

...

Five minutes later, Lin Hai finally boarded the plane.

"Excuse me, please fasten your seatbelt…!!!"

The gentle voice abruptly stopped.

The beautiful flight attendant sister widened her eyes, staring at the person in front of her, almost too shocked to close her mouth.

"If destined, even a thousand miles apart shall meet, if not destined, face-to-face is hard to connect. Ten years of cultivation might bring shared flights, a hundred lifetimes perhaps shared beds. Miss, it's fate, isn't it?"

Lin Hai blinked at the beautiful flight attendant sister.

"You! How come you're on this flight too!" The flight attendant sister took a deep breath, incredulously asked.

Lin Hai blinked: "I'm heading to Yanjing, today's only flight there."

"You…!!!"

The flight attendant sister looked at Lin Hai's innocent face, wanting to cry but with no tears.

Why is she on the same plane with such a bizarre, perverse scumbag?

She prayed to every immortal she could think of, but not a hint of luck, boohoo!

"Ximen sister, why are you so shocked to see me? I'm not a fierce beast, see, just a harmless face." Lin Hai smiled lightly and teased.

The flight attendant sister was shocked again, nearly stumbling backward, and asked in surprise, "How do you know my last name is Ximen?!"

A stranger knowing her surname, it's terrifying.

"Because it's written on your name tag, coded 0024X, Ximen Xiaoxiao."

Lin Hai pointed humorously at the flight attendant's chest area and answered.

The flight attendant sister looked down and, indeed, her work badge gave her away.

Then, she suddenly flew into a rage; this sleazy pervert focused on her chest!

"Sit tight; when the plane takes off, no moving around. There are also security personnel on board!" The flight attendant sister warned.

"I'm a good citizen, a very good one." Lin Hai spread his hands open, looking innocent.

"Good citizen? Where's your certificate proving that? Without one, it's hard to confirm." The flight attendant sister cleverishly retorted.

Lin Hai blinked weakly: "Then where's your certificate for being human? No papers, do you count as a person?"

Ximen Xiaoxiao paused, realizing she was cleverly outmaneuvered, with no room for retort. So frustrating.

"Oh, I just noticed something." Lin Hai suddenly spoke.

Ximen Xiaoxiao gritting teeth, responding angrily, "What did you notice? Hurry up, say so I can return to work!"

"Uh, I just think your name sounds nice."

"Of course it does! My brother named it. Humph, his knowledge and insight can easily outshine a hundred of you rural farmers."

Talking about her brother, Ximen Xiaoxiao lifted her head proudly, like a boastful peacock.

"Yes, if we added a 'Chui' in the middle of your name, it would be perfect."

Lin Hai thoughtfully stroked his chin.

Five-character names aren't allowed legally in Huaxia.

Also, five-character names don't sound nice.

Ximen Xiaoxiao thought hard, raising her little head, evidently pondering hard.

"Ximen Chui Xiaoxiao? That sounds awful."

Wait, no, Ximen Chui Xiaoxiao?!

She suddenly felt thunderstruck, trembling wildly, as her badge swung back and forth like a tumultuous sea!

Her beautiful eyes were filled with intense fury, her silver teeth grinding.

The flight attendant beauty finally understood the crude joke hidden in adding one word to her name!

Vile!

Too vile!

Beast! Worse than a beast!

Ximen sister glared at Lin Hai, her small fist tight, ready to hit him badly.

"Cough cough, sister, you're on the job, plus I'm not physically well, made of plastic, you know." Lin Hai blinked, deeply stroking his chin.

"Hmm, a good woman doesn't fight a beast!"

Ximen sister took deep breaths, suppressing her inner rage, praying the flight to Yanjing would be quick, so this jerk would leave soon.

Swaying her pretty waist, the flight attendant sister rushed away, afraid to stay a second longer.

"Haha, competing with me, naive."

Lin Hai finished speaking, preparing to nap, rest well, then after landing, head to Yanjing to visit his sister.

But quickly, his peripheral vision noticed something.

On the ground lay a pink Hello Kitty wallet.

Did someone drop a wallet? Judging by looks, it's a girl's, except for the exception of effeminate guys.

Picking up the wallet, Lin Hai casually glanced inside and saw the photo of Ximen sister.

"Could it be she dropped it rushing earlier?"

There're at least three thousand in cash, plus various spa membership cards.

"Tsk tsk, she called me scum just now. Let's see how grateful she'll be next."

Lin Hai chuckled, stood up, and walked toward Ximen Xiaoxiao.

Preparing to go to the rest cabin, Ximen Xiaoxiao sensed footsteps behind and frowned. The plane's about to take off; a passenger trying to run?

If there's an accident, it wouldn't be good.

As she was about to turn, she saw through a nearby mirror's reflection who was coming, instantly feeling enraged.

"This guy is stalking me, surely with sinister intent, at the very least asking where the restroom is."

"No, gotta hurry into the rest cabin and lock the door, shut him out."

Ximen Xiaoxiao quickened her pace.

Meanwhile, in the middle passenger seats, five men exchanged glances, nodding, seemingly intending to act.