Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 866: Hope Your 'Plane-Ride' Bleeds



"You're the one who sees everything with gay rose-tinted glasses!"

Just thinking about being called a yaoi fangirl, Ouyang Xiaoya became infuriated.

That Beast Lin always managed to slip in a few infuriating comments for no reason.

"CEO, I'm really not watching European and American videos, I'm watching a genuine positive energy program," Lin Hai quickly explained.

This sentence was like a bucket of gasoline poured directly onto the anger burning inside Ouyang Xiaoya.

Watching "naughty" videos and yet still having the nerve to call it positive energy content.

Damn Beast, where's your integrity?!

In your opinion, naughty videos are positive energy?!

"CEO, if you don't believe me, take a look," Lin Hai hurriedly opened the monitor.

Seeing the video on the monitor, Ouyang Xiaoya was taken aback.

Then, with a slightly displeased expression.

"Hmph, a travel variety show!" Ouyang Xiaoya huffed coldly.

Lin Hai grinned smugly: "Hehe, CEO, see how upright my worldview is?"

He then deliberately dragged out his voice: "So variety shows are also called European and American videos, I've learned something new."

"Hmph, that doesn't hide the fact that you're playing card games during work hours!"

Ouyang Xiaoya glared daggers at Lin Hai, her eyes full of malice.

Lin Hai chuckled awkwardly, thinking it was probably enough now, anymore and the CEO might really get furious, then he would indeed be asking for trouble.

"CEO, I'm just occasionally adding a bit of fun to life!"

Lin Hai blinked his eyes and said with a mischievous grin.

"Even your laziness at work is described in such a refreshingly unique way."

"If it weren't for the fact that you're leaving soon, this CEO wouldn't let you off the hook."

Actually, Ouyang Xiaoya's heart was also pounding a bit, with a hint of shyness.

After all, accusing Beast Lin of watching European and American videos just now had already exposed her own knowledge of such things.

Fortunately, Beast Lin didn't pursue the matter further, otherwise, it would have been embarrassing for herself.

Lin Hai chuckled conspiratorially.

He really wanted to ask what kind of European and American videos the CEO liked watching.

But on second thought, it's better not; if he went too far, he'd definitely get in deep trouble.

"When are you leaving?" Ouyang Xiaoya asked.

Lin Hai replied: "The ticket is already booked, flying out tonight at 10:30."

"What did you just say!" Ouyang Xiaoya's slightly better mood was instantly shattered.

Glaring intensely, flames of anger boiling in her eyes.

"I didn't say anything!"

Lin Hai widened his eyes, a face full of bewildered astonishment.

What the heck is going on? I didn't seem to screw up; why is the CEO suddenly so angry?

"What did you just say you're doing at 10:30 tonight?" the CEO quickly retorted.

"Flying out!" Lin Hai blurted out without thinking.

"Say it again!"

"I said, I'm flying out at 10:30 tonight..."

Before he could finish, Ouyang Xiaoya's voice rang out: "Try saying it one more time!" each word spat out through gritted teeth.

Lin Hai quickly shut his mouth!

Fuming in his heart.

Sh*t, what kind of situation is this!

I answer honestly, and for some reason, the CEO's wife explodes like she's taken some explosives!

"You damn Beast, speak properly!" Ouyang Xiaoya believed Lin Hai was deliberately saying it that way.

"Wife, I'm saying it properly, flying out at 10:30!"

"Damn it!"

Ouyang Xiaoya's soft hand banged heavily on the desk, glaring coldly at Beast Lin.

"Wife, I'm sorry, I'll say it properly: flying out at 10:30." Lin Hai even deliberately altered his tone.

Screech——

The sound of the CEO grinding her teeth echoed throughout the quiet executive office.

Lin Hai felt a chill run through his entire body, feeling utterly baffled.

"CEO, let's talk this over rationally, I'm not some inhuman thing, oh no, I'm a person."

Lin Hai was in tears and laughter, sh*t, why is there such an outburst of anger.

"You damn Beast, can't you have some decency, at the very least keep your mouth clean, stop making everyone hate you!" Ouyang Xiaoya was frustrated beyond words.

That damn Beast, daring to mention flying out like it means something indecent, does he really think I don't understand what "flying out" means?! Hmph!

Recently, I've made sure to brush up on all kinds of knowledge to prevent that Beast from taking verbal advantage.

Flying out! Hmph, in your dreams! Especially for a grown man to talk about such topics in front of a woman!

"You want to fly out?" Ouyang Xiaoya asked glaringly.

Lin Hai nodded "obediently" with a thought he dared not voice: "Are you kidding, taking a train for such a long journey?"

But now the CEO was angry, so he dared not speak carelessly.

"Damn it!" Ouyang Xiaoya's teeth ground furiously again, as she restrained her anger, saying word by word: "Damn Beast, I hope your flying out ends in blood!"

"Damn, CEO, what exactly did I do to offend you? Do you have to be this harsh?!"

Lin Hai was starting to feel a bit ticked off himself.

When you're out on a trip, you avoid unlucky words.

Hoping I bleed flying out, is that a curse that I'll crash?!

"Offend? I kinda hope you crash flying out!" Ouyang Xiaoya said "viciously."

Lin Hai wasn't going to take this lying down!

"CEO, if you have an opinion, just say it, why target me?!"

"Yes, I, Lin, come from humble origins, I can't match your high and noble identity as CEO, I'm a toad lusting after a swan, but don't curse me to death, what's this grudge or enmity?!"

Lin Hai spoke each word with a firm tone.

Ouyang Xiaoya was on fire too.

Such unrestrained teasing of the CEO, and now daring to throw a random fit, this was anarchy!

Taking a deep breath, trying hard to calm the rage in her chest, Ouyang Xiaoya stared coldly at Lin Hai: "Explain to me what it means to fly out!"

"And while you're at it, show me how 'flying out' action looks, it'd be an eye-opener to this CEO."

Having said this, Ouyang Xiaoya was already prepared for Beast Lin's "reckless" actions, ready to give him a taste of the "Wolf-Defeating Technique" taught by Officer Liu Piaopiao with a "life-ruining kick."

Lin Hai's eyes blinked like flashing bulbs.

His mind was full of question marks.

Do you need an action to board a plane?

"CEO, I'm flying out to Yanjing, how is an action needed for this?" Lin Hai asked, utterly perplexed.

Ouyang Xiaoya gave a cold snort, and was just about to sarcastically mock the damn Beast, when suddenly she realized something and froze.

"What did you say? Flying out to Yanjing?" Ouyang Xiaoya asked.

Lin Hai nodded: "Yes, flying out to Yanjing."

Ouyang Xiaoya's pretty face immediately darkened like coal!

In her mind, she automatically conjured up an image of Beast Lin frantically flying out, achieving some sort of high climax, shooting skyward like a rocket heading towards Yanjing.

These kinds of dynamic images, she's seen them occasionally online!

Damn Beast, too evil!

Instantly, the CEO was utterly furious!

Lin Hai shivered as he felt the room fill with malice and murderous intent.


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