Chapter 817: Can't Communicate with a Single Dog
Ouyang Xiaoya felt extremely guilty, realizing that Beast Lin must have made a decisive move knowing the cause of the incident just now.
Thinking about it, despite knowing there was something in the drink, he still rushed to drink it first, displaying a fearless spirit of self-sacrifice, while she... misunderstood him again.
Seeing Beast Lin's face start to turn red, Ouyang Xiaoya felt increasingly remorseful.
"So, shall we, go to the hospital?"
Lin Hai shook his head and let out a wry smile, "CEO, what's the use of going to the hospital for this? Are you expecting the doctors and nurses to help solve it?"
"No, I was thinking maybe the advanced equipment at the hospital could be of help."
Lin Hai's face looked even more bitter: "CEO, you're not thinking of taking me to the hospital to get it cut off, are you?"
"Let me tell you, if you want to cut it off, I will resist to the death!"
Ouyang Xiaoya felt both angry and guilty. She was genuinely trying to help, and yet he was reacting with such grief — did he really think that the CEO would want to cut it off? It's not like she had such a strong hatred for that thing of his!
"Who cares about cutting that thing off!" Ouyang Xiaoya said with a black line on her forehead, angrily retorting.
Lin Hai's face seemed to turn even redder.
"The drug is really strong. It looks like Jin Bi intends to kill you, Shuishui. What exactly did you do to offend her?" Lin Hai gasped for air, his face turning as red as a hot chili.
"You were actually looking out for me." Tao Shuishui felt touched at this moment.
She had always looked down on Lin Hai before, even knowing that he possessed the special skill of the Heavenly Creation Finger and was definitely no ordinary person.
But even so, she still somewhat looked down on Lin Hai, thinking that he was just someone who liked to take small advantages, sleazy and lecherous.
Yet at this moment, Lin Hai's face, which originally didn't appear handsome, now gave off a feeling of strength and responsibility.
Especially the firm determination in his eyes, totally devoid of his past sleaziness, frivolousness, and decadence.
"So, it's not as bad as I imagined... No wonder Grandpa said we shouldn't judge a person by their history and appearance but by their heart."
Thinking of this, Tao Shuishui's eyes looked at Lin Hai with even more tender emotion.
"Sigh, let's not talk about this. I need to head to the restroom first. You guys enjoy yourselves, don't spoil the fun."
Lin Hai suddenly stood up.
"Ah."
Queen Qi's face instantly became hot, turning extremely red.
"Cough, cough, sorry."
Worried and anxious, Ouyang Xiaoya asked, "Lin Hai, go to the hospital first, hold it in, don't go to the bathroom."
"CEO, I really can't hold it any longer. It'll cause problems."
"Lin Hai, the urgent matter at hand is to go to the hospital, you can hold in your urine for now." Ouyang Xiaoya said seriously.
She thought from the perspective of the bigger picture, that treatment was the most urgent matter, and peeing could really wait for a bit.
"CEO, I'm not going to urinate."
"Then what are you going to the bathroom for? What a waste of time."
Ouyang Xiaoya didn't understand, feeling that Beast Lin sometimes had such bizarre thinking that was completely out of sync with her.
Lin Hai took a deep breath: "Cough, cough, I need to solve some problems."
"What could be more important to solve than getting treatment? Stop wasting time."
"CEO, I'm really going to solve a problem!" Lin Hai was helpless, why couldn't the CEO grasp this key point?
Queen Qi was also puzzled and urged Lin Hai, "Stop dawdling, we'll take you to the hospital, they have bathrooms there."
Sister Hua's eyes rolled around, seemingly understanding something.
She muttered, "Uncle, you wouldn't be thinking of going to the bathroom to take care of it, would you?"
"Sh*t, do we really need to bring up such a straightforward topic," Lin Hai's words made all the ladies blush with embarrassment and cover their faces.
Blood Earl watched, dumbfounded, not understanding what was going on.
The Supreme Strong, the King of Assassins, a formidable expert who swept across all powers — defeated by Pure Medicine? Why not just run the Gang Qi to counteract it, instead of showing weakness?
"King Yan, why are you doing this? Is there some deeper meaning?" Blood Earl used Gang Qi Transmission to inquire.
"Cough, cough, Old Blood, do you have a wife?" Lin Hai responded.
"No, I have plenty of women who throw themselves at me when I need it," Blood Earl shook his head.
"So, you're a single dog then?"
"Uh, I guess you could say that. I've been single for most of my life."
Blood Earl responded, still not understanding Lin Hai's intent.
"Sigh, I can't explain to an old bachelor like you. I can only tell you that this is to deepen the emotional bonds between us, a sort of technique to pick up girls," Lin Hai explained.
Blood Earl was astonished, speechless, this was a technique to pick up girls? He completely failed to comprehend.
Could this be the profound philosophical thinking of ancient Easterners?
Lin Hai said to the girls, "I'll go solve my problem in the restroom, I'll be back in two hours."
"Uncle, why does it take two hours?" Sister Hua asked innocently.
"..." Once again, the ladies were speechless; after a brief moment of shyness, they had gotten used to Lin Hai's way of thinking.
Two hours...
"I can't solve the problem in less time," Lin Hai was helpless; was Sister Hua's innocence really a good thing?
Sister Hua still didn't get it, "But why two hours, specifically?"
Tao Shuishui couldn't stand it anymore, sh*t, with Sister Hua's question, those in the know would find it innocent, while those not in the know might think she was deliberately teasing.
She whispered something into Sister Hua's ear.
"Ssss—" Sister Hua gasped in shock, looking at Lin Hai as if he was a great monster, petrified and muttering, "Two hours... whoever marries Uncle might be in danger for their life every night..."
"..." This time, everyone was too inebriated with disbelief to speak.
Out of the private room and into the bathroom.
"Huh? Little security guard, are you also here to use the restroom?"
The woman's voice carried a hint of levity and schadenfreude.
Lin Hai nearly thought he had entered the wrong restroom. A woman's voice in a man's place? Why was there a woman in the men's restroom?
This was supposed to be a men's room, why was there a woman!
He looked up and was shocked to see Jin Bi, accompanied by three burly bodyguards that seemed to be her bouncers.
Besides them, Upstart Zhao had just finished urinating, shivering all over, pulling up his trousers, turning his head to see Lin Hai, his eyes filled with disdain and contempt, and said disdainfully, "Kid, was it you who ruined my plans?"