Chapter 377: All Best Actors (2nd Update!)
Su Chen pretended to be righteously indignant, looking at Yang Xuewei with angry eyes, and said, "Xuewei, how could you do this!"
"What, what did I do?" Yang Xuewei had no idea where Su Chen was coming from.
"Xuewei, although we broke up, that doesn't mean you can slander me like this?"
Whoosh!
As soon as Su Chen spoke, the office exploded into chaos.
"What's going on here?"
"What? Su Chen and Yang Xuewei were together? When did this happen? How come I didn't know?"
"..."
While everyone, including Yang Xuewei, was dumbfounded, Su Chen continued, "Hmph, Xuewei, I know you're heartbroken because I dumped you, and you're upset, but can you really blame me?"
Not only did Su Chen date Yang Xuewei, but he also dumped her!
Everyone in the sales department knew that Yang Xuewei had very high standards.
Several rich young masters pursued her, but she didn't agree to any of them.
And now she'd been played by this wild boar Su Chen.
And dumped, no less.
This was huge news.
"I, I, you, when did..." Yang Xuewei stammered, at a loss for words.
"Don't you dare speak!" Just as Yang Xuewei was about to retort, Su Chen brutally cut her off.
"Why did I dump you? Don't you have a clue? As a woman, you're so unclean, it's bad enough you don't bathe for a week, but why don't you wash your dirty clothes as well? I've told you before, when you take off dirty clothes, they need to be washed immediately, or bacteria will breed..."
"I, I didn't..." Hearing Su Chen's words, Yang Xuewei was on the verge of tears.
She doesn't bathe for a week?
Hoard dirty clothes!
"Hmph, that's not all, do you know why I was unwilling to kiss you? Because you don't brush your teeth, I hate women who don't brush their teeth the most!"
This is madness.
All the girls in the office have gone mad.
Who would have thought that Yang Xuewei, who always looked like a goddess, would have such a slovenly side.
Not bathing for a week, hoarding dirty laundry, and not brushing teeth...
Seeing Yang Xuewei's dumbfounded and devastated expression, Su Chen felt secretly elated inside, tsk tsk, that'll teach you to mess with brother.
"Actually, these are not the real reasons why I dumped you!" Su Chen seemed to feel that his blow hadn't been lethal enough, ready to deal another.
These weren't the real reasons?
Everyone in the sales department turned their attention to Su Chen.
They wanted to know the ultimate reason.
"The ultimate reason is that I prefer a woman with 'culture,' and you are an illiterate, so..." Su Chen shook his head with a sigh.
The women all wore puzzled expressions.
Yang Xuewei an illiterate?
That's impossible, right?
To get into Yimena, the minimum requirement is to have attended a key university.
Could it be that Yang Xuewei got in through connections?
It didn't seem likely.
"Are you really stupid or just feigning stupidity, 'culture' is synonymous with 'knowledge,' and what is 'knowledge' synonymous with?" A saleswoman, clearly an experienced hand, explained.
Oh, come on.
Does it mean the two of them not only dated, but they also went that far?
Could it be any more explosive?
"I..." Yang Xuewei was completely at a loss for words.
She couldn't very well say, "I'm not actually illiterate, I am cultured..."
Su Chen looked at Yang Xuewei with a playful expression on his face.
Humph, challenging me?
You're still too green!
Not only could he prove himself to be a genuine straight man with this move, but he also played Yang Xuewei.
"Xuewei sis, you're really in a relationship with little Chen?"
"Hey, Xuewei sis, do you really not bathe for a week and not brush your teeth?"
"..."
The questioning voices of the girls almost drove Yang Xuewei to the brink of collapse.
For a woman, the most taboo thing is being told she isn't clean.
However, Yang Xuewei had weathered bigger storms and quickly regained her composure.
Fine, you like acting, don't you? Then I'll join you!
She said with a face full of sorrow: "What he said is all true..."
As soon as Yang Xuewei spoke, not to mention the other sales department employees, even Su Chen was stunned.
Yang Xuewei actually admitted it?
Admitted that she wasn't clean, and also admitted she was his girlfriend.
"But there's a reason for it, you see. I've wanted to break up with him for a long time, but I couldn't bear to hurt him, so I had to choose this way, to make him disgusted with me, and then break up with me..." Yang Xuewei sighed softly.
"Xuewei sis, what's the reason?"
The girls all gazed at Yang Xuewei with immense curiosity.
"Ah…" Yang Xuewei didn't speak, but let out a long sigh.
Seeing this, Su Chen had a feeling that things were going south.
After the sigh, Yang Xuewei gently walked up to Su Chen, took his hand into hers, and said with a heavy heart: "Little Chen, I know it's hard to talk about this, especially for a man. To have such a condition, it's really embarrassing, but you're still young, and if you are sick, you need to seek treatment early… If you're willing to get treated, once you're better, I'll still be your girlfriend."
What? Su Chen is sick?
What sickness?
In an instant, all eyes of the girls were on Su Chen.
"Xuewei sis, what exactly is little Chen's sickness?" asked a sales department girl.
Yang Xuewei just shook her head and said nothing.
However, a girl quickly caught the key point.
For a man to have such a disease, it's a huge embarrassment.
What disease would cause a man to lose face?
It wasn't hard to imagine.
The girls' gazes towards Su Chen were filled with sympathy.
Such a young man, in the prime of his youth, how could he have contracted such an illness?
That sort of illness, probably no woman could accept, right?
"I'm truly sorry, I'm a woman, a normal woman, and you, you can't give me what I want…" Yang Xuewei continued to sigh.
By now, it was pretty much certain what sickness Su Chen had.
"But sister is willing to wait for you, are you willing to accept treatment?" Yang Xuewei looked sincerely at Su Chen.
One has to say, Yang Xuewei was on an Emperor Level of acting.
That expression, mingling a hint of sigh, a whisper of melancholy, and a flicker of hope, was just right.
If it weren't for the fact that the person involved was Su Chen himself, he might almost have believed it himself.
Yang Xuewei's counterattack was much more clever than Su Chen's.
After all, a girl not being clean isn't really a big deal, it's something that can be changed.
But him?
He had a sickness, and furthermore, it was one that may not be easily cured.
Although Yang Xuewei's expression was full of sorrow, her beautiful eyes were filled with triumph as she looked at Su Chen.
Humph, kid, trying to compete with me, now let's see what you'll do!