Chapter 279: 277, Professional Level Combat!
Luofeng was slightly taken aback and refused, "You aren't allowed either."
"Why not?" Qin Rubing pressed for an answer.
"I'm a bit petty. I really can't stand watching you guys dance, being all huggy-touchy all day. I would turn into pure sour grapes. So sour I might die, alright?" Luofeng laid out his reason.
Yet Qin Rubing cooed, "I study folk dance, which is mostly solo. The few group dances are all girls. Since starting school, I haven't once danced with a male classmate."
Luofeng still refused, "No way. I have a girlfriend now."
"You wouldn't mind having one more, would you?" Qin Rubing asked.
I wouldn't mind. But publicly? Wouldn't that be going too far?
"I do mind!" Luofeng grunted.
"No fuss, no fight, no scramble for attention. When Yunji's tired, how about I replace her? Not even then?" Qin Rubing continued to probe.
"Stop asking. My back isn't good. You saw how often I went to the bathroom while eating fish just now," Luofeng said with a laugh.
But inside? Would any man refuse such a tempting offer? If he refused, Luofeng could only say, you really are awesome! One up, one down? Isn't that tempting?
However, Duanmu Yunji couldn't help but laugh. "Alright, Rubing, you're testing him so much. Do you think he would say yes?"
True besties indeed. These women were so bad. If it weren't Luofeng, if it had been someone else, their true colors probably would have shown by now. The key point was, Qin Rubing really was very beautiful. If it were someone unattractive, anyone would probably hold on tight to Duanmu Yunji, right? But someone like Qin Rubing, only Luofeng could withstand the temptation.
...
Duanmu Yunji then took her two friends on a tour of the apartment. Soon, they were in the bedroom, whispering.
"Wow, Yunji, I'm really envious of you! The Lucky Floor of the 88-story building? Plus, this Cloud View International location? He gave it to you just like that! If you speak nicely to him for me, I'll be your little sister, and you'll be my big sister. If you tell me to go east, I definitely won't go west," Ye Bing said with a giggle.
"Go away! Your family is filthy rich too, alright? Your wristwatch is a Patek Philippe, worth several hundred thousand, right?" Duanmu Yunji huffed.
"This one's just entry-level, around two hundred thousand. That godlike boyfriend of yours is the scary one, you know? He's wearing a wristwatch worth 17 million!" Qin Rubing exclaimed, then added with confusion, "I thought it was only two or three million?"
"That's not it. It looks like the three-million 'Black Starry Sky' model, but in reality, it's the 6002G, valued at 17 million!" Ye Bing clarified.
"Ah, my Yunji, which flight did you meet him on? I'm thinking of trying my luck during these few days off to see if I can meet such a godlike boyfriend," Ye Bing said enviously.
Qin Rubing also expressed her envy, "Seventeen million... truly a godlike boyfriend!"
Duanmu Yunji suddenly replied, "Bingbing doesn't stand a chance, but I think Rubing might. Why don't you give it another try?"
Qin Rubing shook her head. "No fun. He's too alert."
"I think so too. But Rubing, try again for me some other time, and be smart about it," Duanmu Yunji said.
Qin Rubing didn't agree, but she didn't refuse either.
Around ten o'clock, Luofeng and Duanmu Yunji drove the two sisters back to their schools. First, they dropped Ye Bing off at the music school. Then, they took Qin Rubing to the dance school. By 11 o'clock, Luofeng and Duanmu Yunji were back at the apartment.
As soon as they entered, Luofeng pinned Duanmu Yunji against the wall. "Heh, woman, testing me with your besties? Feeling brave, are we?"
Duanmu Yunji was startled. Tuanzi took a deep breath, her chest heaving. "Do you think Rubing is pretty?"
Luofeng thought for a moment.
He didn't want to lie. Nine truths and one lie make for the best mix.
"Quite pretty," Luofeng confirmed resolutely.
"So who's prettier, me or her?" Duanmu Yunji tossed out a loaded question.
Luofeng still didn't lie. "I like Spicy Crawfish, but I also like Australian red shrimp, and Boston Lobster is great too. So why should I rank them?"
"Do you like her, then?" Duanmu Yunji probed again.
"I appreciate beautiful things, yes, like Miss Reba, and I also like Chaoyue. Does that mean I should pursue them?" Luofeng replied.
Yet those were just two female celebrities he'd named casually. Luofeng really had no feelings for them. As for Chaoyue, young, long legs... there might be a bit of interest there.
"Reba and Chaoyue? Dream on!" Duanmu Yunji snorted lightly, but her tone softened.
"There's actually one more key point," Luofeng said.
"Huh?" Duanmu Yunji was puzzled.
"She's the Little Panda, you're the Panda. There's a gap. So some things only Pandas can do, she can't handle," Luofeng said with a wicked smile. "How can she win against that?"
Of course. As he spoke, Luofeng also casually took the opportunity to size up the Panda. How could Duanmu Yunji escape? Even though Duanmu Yunji isn't Liu Hanyan, a short separation is better than... Right?
The main bathroom of the apartment was still quite spacious.
So! This time, Luofeng once again put on a professional performance.
What kind of professional performance?
How does a horse sleep?
Standing up.
A professional performance like this? Non-combatants, please do not imitate. After all, even if Duanmu Yunji was light, she still weighed 52.5 kilograms! If you're not a combat-proficient person, can you handle it? Of course, if it's like the Barbarian King's five-second ultimate? Then anyone can!
...
About half an hour later, the 176 cm tall Duanmu Yunji had turned into a little kitty, leaning in Luofeng's arms, her eyes somewhat lazy.
"By the way, Yunji, how's your piano practice been going recently?"
Duanmu Yunji lifted her head and hummed coquettishly. "Yesterday, Teacher Lin praised my performance. What do you think?"
"So I should reward you? Perhaps critique some gourmet food?" Luofeng said with a mischievous smirk.
"Huh?" Duanmu Yunji was startled.
This... Something's not right. Why is Luofeng different from what she had learned about him online this time? Wasn't there a Saint Mode? Don't ask anymore. It's a talent stack.
Later that night, Luofeng was sitting in the living room. He had ordered takeout, and it had already been delivered. After freshening up, Duanmu Yunji gave Luofeng a sidelong glance.
Luofeng had ordered steamed Australian red shrimp, mainly to replenish his energy.
On the living room sofa, Luofeng was eating and chatting on his phone. Duanmu Yunji sat in Luofeng's lap, occasionally glancing at his phone screen.
Luofeng knew this leggy beauty was a bit difficult to handle. Lucky he had his Desire List. And his danger precognition ability. After all, showing his true colors was also a kind of danger, wasn't it?
"Brother Luo Feng, the plan for tomorrow is still on, right?"
"I've got the materials ready on my end."
"I've found a good spot: Old Times on Second Road!"
Luofeng said, "Of course, the plan for tomorrow doesn't change. I'll take Miss Ferrari to Qianmen first. You guys head to the teahouse. Oh, is the teahouse big? If not, I'll just book the whole place."
Li Bo Kai: "Seeing how cautious Brother Feng is makes me suddenly look forward to it."
Lin Xiaoyun: "Change of location! Why don't we just get a room at the Keely Hotel? The usual routine?"
Chen Dali: "I think that's doable!"
Luofeng: "That won't work. If four guys go get a room, what am I supposed to tell Miss Ferrari? Will she believe me?"
"..."
"I don't think she'll believe it!"
"Should we make a video to prove it?"
"'No three hundred taels of silver buried here'!"
"Would Miss Ferrari look down on you?"
Luofeng was speechless. "It's not about her looking down on me; it's about her looking down on *you guys*! HAHAHA!"