transmigrated as a fake eunuch

Seeing the eunuchs fleeing in a panic as if they had been pardoned, Lu Yun panicked.

What's going on? Why are they all gone? Are you not going to kill them? Are you not going to kill me alone?

Bad luck!

Lu Yun raised his eyes slightly and glanced at the emperor who was sitting high up. He had delicate features, fair complexion and was staring at him seriously with a cold gaze.

Lu Yun swallowed his saliva.

Could it be that the emperor has taken a fancy to me?

Lu Yun imagined himself being under the emperor's crotch and was so scared that he got goose bumps all over his body.

No, no! If it was a woman, it would be fine, but I can't accept this sissy!

"Who sent you here?"

The empress slowly stood up and walked over, staring at Lu Yun coldly, with a domineering aura blowing towards him.

"Is it the East Palace?"

"It's still the West Palace!"

The more the empress spoke, the colder and colder her voice became, and the coldness in her eyes seemed to have frozen into ice.

East Palace?

West Palace?

Lu Yun was confused when he heard this.

What is that?

Damn, you're cheating!

Does this emperor consider me an assassin sent by others?

Thinking of this, Lu Yun fell to the ground and shouted in vain: "Your Majesty, I have been an orphan since I was a child. I entered the palace to become a eunuch just to make a living!"

'Not them'

The empress heard Lu Yun's inner voice and realized that this man was not an undercover sent by the prince. The coldness on her pretty face eased a little, and she raised her lips slightly, revealing a mocking expression.

What kind of look is that? Does he know I'm fake?

Lu Yun swallowed his saliva. While he was thinking, he didn't notice that the empress on the stage's eyes were full of anger.

Impossible! How does he know that I'm not a eunuch?

Before he could think about it, he heard the empress on the stage shouting, "Xia Chan!"

"Your Majesty!"

"Take off his clothes!"

"yes!"

When Lu Yun heard this, he knew that the emperor really knew that he was not a eunuch, so he turned around and hurriedly wanted to run outside.

Xia Chan, who was standing next to the empress, instantly appeared in front of Lu Yun, holding an unsheathed sword in his hand.

She is as quiet as a virgin and as cold as ice.

Looking at the sword flashing with cold light, Lu Yun swallowed his saliva. He didn't see clearly how this Aunt Xia appeared in front of him, as if she could teleport.

"Wait..."

Before Lu Yun could say anything, he heard a few swish sounds and the eunuch clothes on his body turned into pieces and scattered on the ground.

The sword was sheathed, but still no one could see it clearly!

That Aunt Xia returned to the empress's side, her pretty face was as white as snow, clear and cold, which made people's heart palpitate.

Lu Yun's face was pale, his pupils shrank, and he looked at the cold girl in horror.

The empress looked at Lu Yun, and saw the bulging cock between his legs. Even when it was not erect, it was nearly 15 centimeters long, and looked particularly hideous!

"Ahh!

The empress subconsciously let out a shy woman's scream.

Lu Yun hurriedly pulled up his trousers, but because his waist belt was cut, he could only hold it up with both hands. He muttered in his heart, "Why are you screaming so loudly, like a woman? It's not like you haven't seen one this big before. Are you scared?"

"Your Majesty, please forgive me!"

Xia Chan knelt on the ground hurriedly.

"I will cut this dog slave into pieces right now!"

Looking at Xia Chan, who was holding a sword and looking murderous, Lu yun face was filled with horror. At this moment, Xia Chan, who had fascinated him just now and looked like a fairy, was now a devil in his eyes, a female devil who was about to separate his head and body.

"Wait!"

The empress came to her senses and raised her hand to stop Xia Chan. She stood up and walked over, staring at Lu Yun, and said coldly: "Do you know what the crime of impersonating a eunuch is?"

God knows, you think I want to come to this place.

Looking at the emperor approaching step by step, Lu Yun held up his pants, feeling the overwhelming anger coming. Lu Yun kept swallowing his saliva, shaking his head repeatedly, begging for mercy: "Your Majesty, please forgive me, Your Majesty, please forgive me!"

The empress looked Lu Yun up and down. She stopped Xia Chan just now because she remembered what she had just heard about his heart. He was proficient in poetry, songs, ice making, salt making, and steelmaking.

Although he didn't know what steelmaking was, he was good at poetry and songs, and he made ice and salt. He himself didn't know how he got here. Could he be the reincarnation of a immortal?

It's not easy to kill him like this!

Why is the emperor looking at me?

He smells so good, just like a woman.

Could it be that he likes men?

Are you attracted by my big cock?

No way!

Although you have a perky butt and your skin is tender and white, you are not a woman!

I like women!

But my life is more important. How about I give in to him? I will be treated as a dog. Fortunately, I am the bottom, not the top, otherwise I will just be treated as a dog!

Lu Yun looked at the emperor's changing expressions and kept convincing himself in his mind.

The empress listened to Lu Yun's dirty thoughts and almost couldn't help but chop him with a knife. Finally, thinking about the complicated situation in the court and the harem, she needed such a talent, so she forced herself to hold back. After a while, she looked at Lu Yun with a fierce look on her face and said slowly: "Fake eunuch, behead him by slow slicing!"

"What!"

Lu Yun raised his head and looked at the emperor with horror, then he felt a pain in his hind legs and fell to his knees. There was another clanging sound in his ears, and Aunt Xia's sword was unsheathed again.

Death, death. If I had known, I would have let that ice girl chop me to death instead of being tortured to death!

Looking at the sword pointing at him, Lu Yun pondered again whether he should just run into it head-on to avoid suffering!

"But I am not a bloodthirsty person. If you can show your worth, I can show mercy and spare your life!"

"His Majesty!"

As the empress finished speaking, Xia Chan was about to speak, but was stopped by the empress.

Lu Yun, who was standing by, heard this as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw, and hurriedly said, "I wonder what value your majesty wants to see!"

"Which ones do you know?"

The empress said calmly.

This made Lu Yun feel embarrassed and he remained silent.

"You don't know how to do it! Xia Chan, chop it down!"

"yes!"

"No, no, no, I, I know some!"

Looking at the murderous Xia Chan, Lu Yun said hurriedly.

Little guy, I dare not say anything else, but I am definitely a big boss in this world, you can do whatever you want, hehe!

You little brat, you managed to please the emperor and make her give you to me as a reward. I will definitely whip and candle you to death!

Seeing Lu Yun looking at her with an obscene expression, Xia Chan's eyes showed a hint of disgust. She wished she could just chop this guy to pieces without following the emperor's orders.

So confident? Could he really be the reincarnation of a immortal? What kind of question should he ask? Oh, I got it!