Chapter 440 Rabbit 8 Brother Martin
Chapter 440 Bugs Bunny Martin
The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is not to open my eyes, but to reach out and touch my face to see what I am today.
Well, furry, animal type.
Continuing to touch up, the ears are not on the sides of the head, but grow from the center of the head and extend upward, and they are also very long.
Damn, this breed... seems to be a rabbit.
Martin quietly opened his eyes, glanced at Tuji on the pillow, and then pulled himself out of the quilt with the smallest movement possible, without even changing the shape of the quilt.
Martin faced the full-length mirror on the wardrobe, and it turned out to be a cartoon rabbit standing upright. It had light gray fur, big feet, and wide cheeks. Only two front teeth could be seen in its mouth.
Bugs Bunny is a character in Warner Bros.'s animated and comic series "Looney Tunes".
The good news is that it's not like rabbit-type Pokémon like Digger won't be able to lay eggs.
Bad news, the stupid girl behind her can't tell the difference between species.
At this time, they saw that starting from Martin's door, the ground suddenly bulged, and this bulge moved rapidly and extended towards the kitchen.
"Rabbit! Calm down! It's the wrong breed! It doesn't deserve it! It doesn't deserve a little breed!"
"Ji?" Tuji gradually woke up due to the cold air pouring into the bed. After opening his sleepy eyes, he saw a rabbit in front of him.
"Chi chi chi chi—!"
Martin felt as if he had been hit by a missile in the lower back, and then he lay on the floor in a spin. At this time, it had only been a second since Martin saw Tuji opening his eyes through the full-length mirror.
Bugs Bunny never learned the skill of "burrowing into the ground in the first round and attacking the opponent in the second round", but he still dove into the ready-made hole dug by Bugs Bunny.
The Miyano sisters who were cooking in the kitchen looked at Martin's door. The noisy sound that just came from inside was vaguely inappropriate for children. Miyano Akemi was thinking about whether to cover her sister's ears.
"It's weird for you to make our position look weird, as if I'm the one being 'that'!"
"Rerorerorero——!"
The communication was ineffective and Bugs Bunny Martin was at his wits' end. He dug his hands on the ground and dug a rabbit hole on the wooden floor, and escaped on the spot.
"Chi chi chi chi—!"
Moreover, he is a trainer!
"Ji——!" Rabbit Ji's amber eyes immediately glowed red, and he flew out like a catapult, leaving only an afterimage and two rabbit furs in the bed.
Soon, the bulging ground spread to the kitchen, and then hit Haihara Ai's feet.
"Bad boy! Bad boy!"
……
Just like obstacles on the ground hindering movement underground, the bulge stopped at the feet of Haiyuan Ai, then stepped back and bumped again tentatively.
Should I give way to it? Hui Yuan Ai looked at his feet with half-moon eyes and thought.
At the next moment, two hands suddenly stretched out from the ground, and with a whoosh, Hui Yuan Ai was dragged into the ground, leaving a dark hole as wide as the mouth of a bowl. "Eh——?" Miyano Akemi made a leisurely voice of surprise.
After a few seconds, a big gray rabbit emerged from the hole in the ground. He wiped his sweat with a cool attitude as if he had just saved the world, then turned around and opened the refrigerator and took out a carrot.
Since Rabbit was at home, there was no shortage of carrots in the refrigerator for Rabbit to use as snacks.
He took out a cigar cutter from somewhere, cut off the end of the carrot, and then elegantly held the carrot and put it into his mouth with a click.
Speaking of which, the misunderstanding that rabbits love to eat carrots was spread from the image of Bugs Bunny. In fact, Bugs Bunny eating carrots was originally used to replace the image of cigars, and was used to imitate the classic scenes of cigars and pipes in some movies and TV series.
"Emm..." Miyano Akemi looked at Bugs Bunny Martin up and down: "Smoke afterwards?"
Although it only took a few dozen seconds from the time the sound was heard to when Martin came out, Miyano Akemi, who had taken care of a bunny in elementary school, knew that the size of the embroidery needle, the speed of the sewing machine, and the extreme output of two and a half seconds, one more It will explode in seconds.
"If you don't have an advantage in terms of size, you'll be at a disadvantage." Martin said.
Rabbit is 1.2 meters tall, and after Mega evolution, he is 1.3 meters tall. The official data of Bugs Bunny is 1.1 meters, which is relatively thin.
"I have to get an elf ball if I have a chance... Speaking of which, why didn't I ask that kid (Suzha) to bring an elf ball over in the future?" Martin was still reviewing the tactics.
A hand stretched out from the rabbit hole, and Miyano Akemi pulled Haibara Ai out. Miraculously, there was no soil on her body, but her face was covered with rabbit saliva, and she already looked suspicious of life.
Rabbit poked his head out, his eyes also filled with doubts about life. He licked his trainer and turned into that Twoleg cub?
Then he saw Martin who was nibbling carrots, and the fire of war ignited in Tuji's eyes again, and he pounced on him.
"Please don't mess around in the kitchen." Hui Yuan Ai stared and said, "I don't want breakfast to be filled with rabbit fur."
"Yes, MIss." Half a carrot was accurately stuffed into Rabbit's mouth: "Good boy, go underground to do errands. I'm embarrassed in front of people." Bugs Bunny Martin patted Rabbit's head and said.
The little rabbit, unaware of the dangers of people's hearts, happily turned around and jumped back into the hole.
Then Bugs Bunny Martin bent down and put his hand on the edge of the hole, grabbed a zipper lock, and closed the rabbit hole directly like a zipper. The originally open floor closed again, and except for the addition of a zipper on the floor, there was no other difference from before.
At this time, Rabbit noticed something was wrong and scratched the door under the zipper, but Rabbit, who couldn't dig holes, just couldn't get out. Even the ground bulged softly under Tuji's beating, but he just couldn't get out.
"Shouldn't there be a hole in the room?" Miyano Akemi asked.
"This is the hole." Bugs Bunny Martin, who had put on sunglasses and held a carrot in a gold chain at some point, started the victory settlement: "Protect the environment and reuse the rabbit hole."
Bugs Bunny, a creature who can maneuver rabbit holes freely. By the way, there are also the standard skills of American cartoon characters in the 1940s such as high-speed cross-dressing (mostly women's clothing), gravity defying, flipping space, and reversing the inside and outside, as well as the ability to break the fourth wall and complain.
By the way, Bugs Bunny's 'bug' means 'bug' - Bugs Bunny!
"No, because you are a 'two bug', you have two holes." Miyano Akemi said seriously as she wiped Haibara Ai's face with a towel.
Then the sound of rabbits running back down the tunnel came from underground.
"That's bad." Martin looked at Miyano Akemi and shrugged: "The doctor's cold joke has spread from person to person."
(End of this chapter)
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