Transform randomly in Kexue World

Chapter 316 SG’s pants to save the world

Haihara Ai finally understood the fact that the world was about to be destroyed.

"Then what should I do now? Do you want me to go back to the past and give up on my sister?"

Before Martin could answer, a vertical, green water wave-shaped portal suddenly appeared in the open space in front of the two of them.

Immediately afterwards, two figures, an old man and a young man, walked out of the portal.

Seeing the bad old man in a white coat and light blue spiky hair, Martin was nervous for a moment, but when he saw the child next to him, he relaxed again.

Because that child was clearly Haibara Ai wearing a yellow top and blue pants. The old man next to him is naturally Rick's version of himself instead of Rick's true self.

"(English) You son of a bitch!" However, the first thing Rick Martin said when he saw Future Martin was a scolding: "Why don't you steal those underwear!"

"Huh?" Martin blinked, trying to see what his other self was thinking and saying from his face.

And Rick Martin had already rushed in front of him, with words such as bi*tch, sh*it, fu*ck appearing frequently in his mouth, and the saliva smelling of alcohol was about to fall onto Future Martin's face. In addition, he repeatedly repeated: "Do you have to play with time?" and "Go steal those damn lace panties!"

Of course, they are all mixed with a lot of modal particles.

On the other side, in the future, Haihara Ai felt nervous when he saw himself at this time, fearing annihilation or other phenomena. Then he remembered that the world had begun to collapse and these rules no longer existed.

Moti Huihara Ai, on the other hand, threw something at Future Huihara Ai with the same action as throwing a stone.

When Haibara Ai saw the opponent throwing something at him in the future, his first reaction was to hide, but his eyes noticed that the flying object did not look like debris but was very delicate, so he abruptly changed his movements and caught it.

It's a technological monocle that looks like the 'Combat Power Tester' in Dragon Ball.

In the future, when Haihara Ai lowered his head to look at this thing, Morty Haihara Ai walked up to her, then roughly pushed her to stagger with both hands, and also began to output a piece of swear words with a very high vocabulary of mother and sexual organs. .

When Haibara Ai was studying in the United States, she had indeed seen a lot of foul-mouthed brats, but she had never imagined that these words would come out of her own mouth.

However, thinking that she was speaking in a strange way out of control today (Second Two), Haihara Ai endured it, but she didn't understand why her other self was so angry at her - well, the whole world was being taken advantage of by her. If it is ruined, of course you will be very angry with yourself.

After Rick Martin scolded enough, he pushed Future Martin away and walked towards their time machine. He took out a sonic screwdriver that looked like the first generation Doctor Strange from his arms, unscrewed the cover and inserted it directly into the main panel of the time machine. , and then pressed a few times on the panel of the time machine.

"Let's go Morty." Rick Martin took out his teleporter gun and opened the portal. Before leaving, he yelled at Future Martin: "Go and steal those damn underwear!"

Before Morty and Huihara Ai entered the portal, they turned around and pointed their middle fingers at Future Huihara Ai before leaving.

Hui Yuan Ai, who was scolded for being stupid, turned around and looked at Martin: "Who are they?"

Martin, who was numb after being scolded, took out his handkerchief and wiped the spittle on his body. His tone was not very friendly: "Rick and Morty, an American restricted animation, Frankenstein and his shit are crazier and more evil than you." grandson."

Sure enough, it was an American animation. Haibara Ai had guessed it when she heard those curse words that were completely silenced. Of course, the main reason is that both of them speak American English.

"What did they say?"

Martin shook his head: "Just remember to steal the underwear."

The two of them looked at each other. Although they were inexplicable and confused, they really felt that the matter of stealing underwear was a bit familiar. Why? Martin went to check the time machine and found that the time machine with the 'sonic screwdriver' plugged into it had indeed been modified, but the panel was also locked and could only go to a fixed time node... "What time is this?"

Hui Yuan Ai looked at it and said, "Half a year ago...ah!"

The two looked at each other: "Kaitou Kidd!" × 2

……

In a garage, a green portal opened, and Rick and 'Morty Gray Ai' walked out of the portal.

'Morty Haihara Ai' suddenly tore off the mask-like hood on his head, and with a painful groan, he grew taller and taller with his clothes. He was clearly an original Morty.

"Rick! Why do I have to pretend to be a little girl and treat her so roughly?" Morty complained to Rick: "I'm going to get in trouble from the Children's Protective Association! I will! And the Women's Association! "

"Wake up, idiot, you have minor protection laws but not talent. Hiccup, if you don't pretend to be him, he will treat us as enemies, you know? That bitch is both suspicious and cunning." Rick was operating a machine. analyze data.

"That person will regard you as an enemy, isn't it because Rick you attacked and killed him more than a thousand times, resulting in the destruction of all habitable dimensions?" Morty said: "And you didn't play him at all. , you have been letting your bad temper go!"

"Shut up Morty!" Rick knocked on the table and spit on Morty's face: "The world will restart. I will copy the program when the world restarts, and then use the copied program to restart several dimensions for you. You can continue to go back to school and be laughed at by a group of imbeciles, are you satisfied now?"

……

Martin and Haihara Ai started the time machine. The new version of the time machine opened a space-time wormhole glowing with green light, and then flew straight in without any room for manipulation.

The time machine with the locked panel can't even move the brake handle, and the whole thing is just a Tesla Autopilot. Martin pulled out a data cable from the console to charge his phone.

Haibara Ai crossed her arms: "Obviously we should go find Kaitou Kidd, but why on earth should we go find him and let him steal underwear?"

"I'm afraid he just stole underwear." Martin remembered a clue at this time: "Do you remember what Gin said in the TV speech?"

Haiyuan is saddened by fish eyes: Is that what Ginjiu said?

"Say he wants to be Belmod's dog?"

"No, go ahead."

Because she accompanied her sister in the previous world line to relive the live TV broadcast of that day, Haibara Ai did have some impressions. After recalling it, she finally remembered: "The prime minister's wife's lace underwear?"

"Yes, 'Gin stole the prime minister's wife's lace panties'. This incident is also an indispensable part of history." Martin analyzed: "In the two wrong world lines, Sister Akemi died of being killed by Gin. Found, my Death Comes continuous transformation also started when Gin came to the door, which means one thing: Gin is too idle, we have to find some work for him."

"Then steal underwear?"

"Yes, as long as the Prime Minister's wife's underwear is really stolen, after Gin makes a televised speech confessing his crime, the Prime Minister and the government will pay attention to the black organization and put a certain amount of pressure on the organization, and Gin will have to arrest the person who stole the underwear. Find out how to divert government attention and relieve pressure on organizations.”

"If Gin is busy with something, he won't be able to find me or Sister Akemi, and the world won't be destroyed."

"It's best not only the underwear of the prime minister's wife, but also the toilet in the defense minister's house, the dog in the agriculture minister's house, and the roof of the land minister's house. Don't let any of these go!"

"Operation codename: Save the world with lace panties!"

(End of this chapter)