Top-class Bodyguard

Ren Feng walked over and finally saw that the person in the middle was Yu Qingquan.

However, Yu Qingquan's situation was not looking good. In front of her was a wealthy woman with an overpowering nouveau-riche aura, wearing thick gold chains and earrings, dressed gaudily, and cursing with her hands on her hips.

"Are you blind? How do you walk? You bumped into me, don't you know?"

"I'm... I'm sorry." Yu Qingquan was a bit flustered.

"Oh, just a sorry and it's over? You hit me, and it hurt, and you think a simple sorry will fix it?" The wealthy woman's face was menacing, and behind her stood two bodyguards.

The onlookers around shook their heads: "Ah, this girl is so pitiful."

"Yeah, it was just a light bump, but she's being scolded so terribly."

"Hey, keep your voice down, don't provoke her. Look at that woman, clearly, she's not to be messed with. She could probably scold for three days and nights nonstop."

The crowd buzzed with comments, and Yu Qingquan's pretty face was a bit perturbed. She clutched her collar, saying, "I'm really sorry, I had something urgent, so I was walking fast, and I didn't see you, that's why I bumped into you."

"And now you're justifying yourself?" The wealthy woman shouted, "You look so pale and clean, I didn't expect you to be such a shameless thing, walking in such a hurry, are you rushing to someone else's bed?"

This woman's tone was vulgar beyond measure, and Yu Qingquan was no match for her. She felt utterly embarrassed, her face flushed with anger, her chest heaving, but she couldn't utter a word.

Tears welled up in her eyes; Yu Qingquan had never felt so wronged.

"Oh, looks like I hit the nail on the head, crying, crying for what? At a glance, you're the type to seduce other people's men, you vixen!"

The wealthy woman cursed more vigorously and yelled at the crowd around: "Come look, come look at the vixen!"

Yu Qingquan was genuinely so angry that she started to cry, "I, I'm not a vixen."

But her voice was naturally soft and couldn't compete with the aggressive woman, so others couldn't hear her.

Just as Yu Qingquan was feeling down, a voice spoke up from behind: "Don't be upset."

Ren Feng held her hand, then protected her behind him.

Yu Qingquan was stunned, was it him?

"Oh, didn't expect a man would come out to protect this vixen. Looks like you're not a decent person either. Get lost, or I'll curse you too!"

The wealthy woman was unafraid and pointed at Ren Feng's nose, threatening him.

Ren Feng knew there are always some people in this world with whom a normal conversation is impossible because their intelligence is still at a primitive stage.

So, when dealing with such people, Ren Feng always adhered to a simple, direct approach.

"I was wondering what stinks, turns out it's you farting in broad daylight," Ren Feng said with a smile, while his left hand subtly flicked a finger, a strand of True Qi quietly touched the wealthy woman's acupoint.

"Hey, you want to curse me? Let me tell you, if I don't curse you today..."

The woman's malicious aura was evident on her face, and just as she was about to unleash a full verbal barrage, suddenly, a loud fart sounded.

"Pff~~"

The long, melodious, and crisp sound left the onlooking crowd around stunned.

The wealthy woman's face changed; she never expected to actually fart, and it seemed in her lower abdomen, something like a gas was continuously gathering downward.

This fart abruptly cut off the woman's aggressive remarks, and the crowd around was also stunned.

Five seconds passed, seven seconds passed, until ten seconds, and finally, the fart stopped.

There was a pin-drop silence all around, but suddenly, the crowd burst into laughter.

"Haha, oh my, I'm dying of laughter, I've never heard a fart so loud."

"The length of the tone, the loudness of the timbre, the high pitch, unheard of, unseen, I, Zhao Ritian, am impressed."

"I'm cracking up, this is undeniably the longest fart I've ever heard."

The woman's face was both shocked and furious. She looked at the smiling Ren Feng ahead, and just as she was about to point and curse at him, another "pff" sounded again.

And this time, it didn't stop, successive farts followed like a machine gun, "pff pff pff" came rapidly.

The surrounding people were dumbfounded.

"Wow, this fart is really something."

"I, Ye Liangchen, am on my knees."

"Even I, Long Aotian, have to bow down, a miracle-worker indeed. I just want to know what she normally eats?"

This group of onlookers was both dumbfounded and laughing their heads off, but suddenly, someone frowned: "Why does it smell so bad?"

"Whoa, it really stinks, buddy, cover your nose, it's fart smell, oh my god, it's like chemical gas!"

"I thought it was just loud, but I was wrong, it's also long; when I thought it was both loud and long, I was wrong again, it's also abundant; and when I thought it was all of these, I was wrong, damn thing, it's also stinky!!!"

"Oh, Lord, save me, I can't stand it."

Many onlookers wailed while running away, only daring to watch from afar.

The woman's face was both shocked and furious; she found people around looking at her disdainfully, covering their noses. Even the two bodyguards behind her were holding their noses.

"Why are you covering your nose, don't you dare!"

The woman was furious. She felt something churning in her stomach but dared not release it anymore and tried her best to suppress it.

The suppression worked, and she stopped farting, but it felt bloated inside, almost as if it were about to explode.

Ren Feng, holding his nose, shook his head and said, "'If there's gas, release it, holding it back harms the heart; if there's no gas but you force it out, it exercises the body.' Holding it back like this might be harmful."

"Fart! You..." The woman was furious, and as she started to curse, she couldn't hold it back any longer.

Like an even more intense barrage than before, the fart sounds exploded, sounding just like a machine gun, continuously!

"Pff pff pff pff!"

Ren Feng couldn't stand it anymore. He took Yu Qingquan and ran far away. Within a hundred-meter radius of the woman, there wasn't a single person.

A woman, with her child, unknowingly walked over, smelled the stench, and almost vomited.

An old man walking leisurely took a breath, then got angry: "Who's so inconsiderate, left the sewer cover open? This smell, how can anyone go out?"