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Chapter 7 The culprit has been found!
Chapter 7 The culprit has been found!
Pei Qian clicked on the video.
Pei Qian was deeply impressed by Qiao Laoshi's hoarse and long unique voice with a dialect accent.
"Hello, dear viewers, fathers, I am still the familiar 'Game Calling Father' Qiao Laoshi."
"In the past, someone urged me to update every day, saying that they wanted to watch me complain about sand sculpture games. Why did I delay the update? It's really not because I'm lazy. The main reason is that the sand sculpture games I found were not tasteful enough..."
"Finally, hard work pays off, after a long time of digging for gold in shit, I finally found this piece of shit, oh no, this piece of gold, yes, it is the "Lonely Desert Highway" you see now !"
"This is a very interesting game. In this game, you can enjoy a full 8 hours of philosophical journey including real time!"
"This is a driving simulation game with a high degree of restoration. Not only can you drive, you can even honk, listen to music, and enjoy the unpredictable scenery in the desert!"
"That's right, although the sky is full of sand and dust, there is no good scenery to watch, but believe me, those changing wind and sand will make the scenery outside the car window different every second, and after watching too much, you still can't see it." Will make you see a mirage..."
"What, you didn't see it? Don't worry, during the eight-hour journey, as long as you persevere, you will definitely be able to see it!"
"In addition, there is a very advanced leaderboard system in the game, which can actually count the number of times each player clears the level and the accumulated time!"
"Oh my gosh, what a great feature and a constant reminder of how many lives I wasted in this game..."
"Ahem, well, everyone should have heard that what I just said was ironic. In fact, this game can be rated as 'the most boring game in history', bar none!"
"Yes, you heard me right, whether in the past or in the future, whether in China or abroad, there shouldn't be a more boring driving simulation game than this one!"
"It's an 8 hour drive and you have to keep your eyes on the whole time because every few minutes there's a turn and if you don't turn it in time... then sorry, you fail and you start over! "
"Don't ask me why I don't pause, why I don't save, because this game is fundamental! This! No! Yes! Pause! Pause! Function! Function!"
"The only fun in this game is to honk the horn and listen to songs, but the problem is that you can't listen to the songs you want, and you can't even change the station. All you hear are some unpopular, niche or old-fashioned songs. You can't even skip the bad songs!"
"The most amazing thing that shocked me was that at the end of the game, it actually taunted me with a line of subtitles! 'Congratulations, you have successfully wasted 8 precious hours of your life!'"
"Yes, this is a game that makes people think about life, it successfully made me think about life!"
"It made me realize how precious my time is, and what a waste of time games are!"
"If the boringness of this game can be included in the score, then out of 10 points, I can give this game 100 points!"
"Of course, even a game like this isn't perfect."
"As the first hardcore player to clear the game (as evidenced by the leaderboard), I strongly recommend that the game add the following features!"
"First, why is the game over when you drive to the end? I strongly suggest that you can turn around and drive back after you drive to the end, so that the 'endless mode' is naturally developed!"
"If you don't drive ten round trips, how can you say that you have conquered this game?!"
"In addition, I strongly recommend adding a multiplayer online function. Other players can also join the room, sit in the car and enjoy the scenery, or interact with the driver!"
"I hope the creator of the game can listen to my suggestion and arrange an update for the game, so that it will be a hit!"
"..."
"Then this is the end of this Tucao program. The next 8 hours will be the entire game video. Viewers who are bored may wish to try not to fast forward and watch the entire game."
"Believe me, after this, you will also gain some thoughts about life!"
Pei Qian dragged the video back, and found that the remaining 8 hours were really Qiao Laoshi's full game video.
The comment area below is almost bursting with enthusiasm, and the audience is extremely enthusiastic.
"I didn't fast-forward after watching the whole thing for 8 hours, and now I seem to have started to think about the meaning of life..."
"Qiao Laoshi's sacrifice is too great, it's really life-threatening!"
"Qiao Laoshi, stop, your hairline can't take it anymore!"
"Do you have to risk your life to make a video now?!"
"I've already downloaded it, and I believe that I can find the meaning of life in the desert!"
"Upstairs, take me one!"
"The full name of the game is "Lonely Desert Highway". You can find it in the official game store. You don't need to thank me, I'm just so helpful!"
"Take me a +1"
"Let's go sightseeing group!"
……
Looking at the comments in the comment section below the video, Pei Qian fell into a complete sluggish state.
There must be something wrong with this world!
I made such a rubbish game, and the video author used it as material, and the response was so enthusiastic? !
Although still confused, Pei Qian has roughly understood the cause and effect of this incident.
His game was so undead that he was discovered by Qiao Laoshi, the video author who specializes in game complaint videos, and then Qiao Laoshi was inspired and made a complaint video.
Thanks to Qiao Laoshi's excellent copywriting, extensive attention, and meticulous editing techniques, this video became popular!
Soon, this video attracted a group of sightseeing groups. Many people wanted to see how bad this game is.
The vast majority of people here have played it for a while and then stopped playing it. After all, this game is really boring, but most people don't care about the money, and they don't think about refunding at all...
And a small number of players even developed a mentality of comparison because of the leaderboard system, and even players with ulterior motives began to spread rumors and deceive people? ? ?
Some people say that when you look into the desert at the fourth hour of playing, there will be a fun easter egg!
Some people also say that if you clear the game three times in a row, you can unlock the hidden level!
Many people even left messages below the video asking if the video could be reposted...
Pei Qian realized that something was wrong.
Why does this game seem to be on fire?
Could it be... Could this game be a loss? ? ?
"This is absolutely impossible, I have to do something..."
Pei Qian doesn't intend to sit still, he wants to save himself!
If this game really becomes popular, Pei Qian will lose everything!
Pei Qian felt that there might be something wrong with his game introduction.
It's too vague, causing players to misunderstand!
I must be honest with the players, I must dissuade those new players, and I must not let them spend any more money!
(End of this chapter)
Pei Qian clicked on the video.
Pei Qian was deeply impressed by Qiao Laoshi's hoarse and long unique voice with a dialect accent.
"Hello, dear viewers, fathers, I am still the familiar 'Game Calling Father' Qiao Laoshi."
"In the past, someone urged me to update every day, saying that they wanted to watch me complain about sand sculpture games. Why did I delay the update? It's really not because I'm lazy. The main reason is that the sand sculpture games I found were not tasteful enough..."
"Finally, hard work pays off, after a long time of digging for gold in shit, I finally found this piece of shit, oh no, this piece of gold, yes, it is the "Lonely Desert Highway" you see now !"
"This is a very interesting game. In this game, you can enjoy a full 8 hours of philosophical journey including real time!"
"This is a driving simulation game with a high degree of restoration. Not only can you drive, you can even honk, listen to music, and enjoy the unpredictable scenery in the desert!"
"That's right, although the sky is full of sand and dust, there is no good scenery to watch, but believe me, those changing wind and sand will make the scenery outside the car window different every second, and after watching too much, you still can't see it." Will make you see a mirage..."
"What, you didn't see it? Don't worry, during the eight-hour journey, as long as you persevere, you will definitely be able to see it!"
"In addition, there is a very advanced leaderboard system in the game, which can actually count the number of times each player clears the level and the accumulated time!"
"Oh my gosh, what a great feature and a constant reminder of how many lives I wasted in this game..."
"Ahem, well, everyone should have heard that what I just said was ironic. In fact, this game can be rated as 'the most boring game in history', bar none!"
"Yes, you heard me right, whether in the past or in the future, whether in China or abroad, there shouldn't be a more boring driving simulation game than this one!"
"It's an 8 hour drive and you have to keep your eyes on the whole time because every few minutes there's a turn and if you don't turn it in time... then sorry, you fail and you start over! "
"Don't ask me why I don't pause, why I don't save, because this game is fundamental! This! No! Yes! Pause! Pause! Function! Function!"
"The only fun in this game is to honk the horn and listen to songs, but the problem is that you can't listen to the songs you want, and you can't even change the station. All you hear are some unpopular, niche or old-fashioned songs. You can't even skip the bad songs!"
"The most amazing thing that shocked me was that at the end of the game, it actually taunted me with a line of subtitles! 'Congratulations, you have successfully wasted 8 precious hours of your life!'"
"Yes, this is a game that makes people think about life, it successfully made me think about life!"
"It made me realize how precious my time is, and what a waste of time games are!"
"If the boringness of this game can be included in the score, then out of 10 points, I can give this game 100 points!"
"Of course, even a game like this isn't perfect."
"As the first hardcore player to clear the game (as evidenced by the leaderboard), I strongly recommend that the game add the following features!"
"First, why is the game over when you drive to the end? I strongly suggest that you can turn around and drive back after you drive to the end, so that the 'endless mode' is naturally developed!"
"If you don't drive ten round trips, how can you say that you have conquered this game?!"
"In addition, I strongly recommend adding a multiplayer online function. Other players can also join the room, sit in the car and enjoy the scenery, or interact with the driver!"
"I hope the creator of the game can listen to my suggestion and arrange an update for the game, so that it will be a hit!"
"..."
"Then this is the end of this Tucao program. The next 8 hours will be the entire game video. Viewers who are bored may wish to try not to fast forward and watch the entire game."
"Believe me, after this, you will also gain some thoughts about life!"
Pei Qian dragged the video back, and found that the remaining 8 hours were really Qiao Laoshi's full game video.
The comment area below is almost bursting with enthusiasm, and the audience is extremely enthusiastic.
"I didn't fast-forward after watching the whole thing for 8 hours, and now I seem to have started to think about the meaning of life..."
"Qiao Laoshi's sacrifice is too great, it's really life-threatening!"
"Qiao Laoshi, stop, your hairline can't take it anymore!"
"Do you have to risk your life to make a video now?!"
"I've already downloaded it, and I believe that I can find the meaning of life in the desert!"
"Upstairs, take me one!"
"The full name of the game is "Lonely Desert Highway". You can find it in the official game store. You don't need to thank me, I'm just so helpful!"
"Take me a +1"
"Let's go sightseeing group!"
……
Looking at the comments in the comment section below the video, Pei Qian fell into a complete sluggish state.
There must be something wrong with this world!
I made such a rubbish game, and the video author used it as material, and the response was so enthusiastic? !
Although still confused, Pei Qian has roughly understood the cause and effect of this incident.
His game was so undead that he was discovered by Qiao Laoshi, the video author who specializes in game complaint videos, and then Qiao Laoshi was inspired and made a complaint video.
Thanks to Qiao Laoshi's excellent copywriting, extensive attention, and meticulous editing techniques, this video became popular!
Soon, this video attracted a group of sightseeing groups. Many people wanted to see how bad this game is.
The vast majority of people here have played it for a while and then stopped playing it. After all, this game is really boring, but most people don't care about the money, and they don't think about refunding at all...
And a small number of players even developed a mentality of comparison because of the leaderboard system, and even players with ulterior motives began to spread rumors and deceive people? ? ?
Some people say that when you look into the desert at the fourth hour of playing, there will be a fun easter egg!
Some people also say that if you clear the game three times in a row, you can unlock the hidden level!
Many people even left messages below the video asking if the video could be reposted...
Pei Qian realized that something was wrong.
Why does this game seem to be on fire?
Could it be... Could this game be a loss? ? ?
"This is absolutely impossible, I have to do something..."
Pei Qian doesn't intend to sit still, he wants to save himself!
If this game really becomes popular, Pei Qian will lose everything!
Pei Qian felt that there might be something wrong with his game introduction.
It's too vague, causing players to misunderstand!
I must be honest with the players, I must dissuade those new players, and I must not let them spend any more money!
(End of this chapter)
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