NOVEL NEXT Tiantang Splendid
Chapter 284 The Emperor's Inspection
Chapter 284 The Emperor's Inspection
Although he was extremely dissatisfied with Cheng Yaojin in his heart, Li Chunfeng also knew that there was nothing he could do with this old killer, so he glared at him bitterly, then ignored him, walked up to Fang Jun, and took Fang Jun's hand affectionately: "Erlang ,meet again……"
Touching hands as soon as they meet, what kind of problem is this...
Fang Jun endured the chill in his heart, pulled his hand back without a trace, rubbed his back behind his back, and said with a hypocritical smile: "Hehe, haha! Yes, I haven't seen Daoist Li for a long time. It's really a day. Every three autumns..."
The bull-nosed person in front of him is one of the few characters that Fang Jun never dares to provoke, and even wants to hide as far away as possible. Even in the face of His Majesty Li Er, who only takes advantage and does not suffer, Fang Jun has never had such a big psychological pressure.
Without him, this bull-nosed man can come up with something as awesome as the "Push Back Picture", who knows if he can really know 1000 years later?If he really has that ability, he might not be able to see that Fang Jun is a wild ghost who has seized his house, a reborn lonely soul, and when the time comes to yell all over the street, he will have to be burned to death on Suzakumen Street like Bruno!
Bruno has someone to reverse the case for him, but what about himself?
Hehe, it is estimated that after 1000 years, a guy named Pu Songling will write his own story into his book...
Li Chunfeng didn't seem to feel Fang Jun's perfunctory at all, and he still smiled openly: "Fang Erlang is really a pedantic heavenly man, and the poor are ashamed of themselves! That set of Arabic numerals, the pindao retreated to thank guests, studied day and night, although he knew a little bit, But there are still many things that I don’t understand, and I’m here with His Majesty to ask for advice!”
It turned out that Niubi was fascinated by Arabic numerals, that's why he didn't see anyone for such a long time.Fang Jun rolled his eyes. Li Chunfeng has studied it for so long because it is just a set of Arabic numerals. If he leaked some trigonometric functions or calculus to this clever Taoist priest, then he must have studied it for ten or eight years?
Then the world will be clean!
Cheng Yaojin slapped Fang Jun back to his senses: "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up, Your Majesty should wait!"
Fang Jun came to his senses, clasped his fists at Li Chunfeng, and said boldly: "The way of magic lies in discussing with each other. It happens that I have gained a little recently, so I have to communicate more with Li Taishi."
Li Chunfeng's official position is Taishi Ling, and at this time he mostly uses his official position to show respect for people.
Li Chunfeng was overjoyed: "It's easy to say, easy to say, and I have my wish, I dare not ask you!"
Holding Fang Jun's arm, they went up the mountain together.
His Majesty Li Er wore a light shirt and stood in the open space on the top of the mountain, looking at the soldiers in full swing, his eyes were full of worry.I thought that Fang Jun dared to bet with Zheng Boling in the Tai Chi Hall because he must have some unimaginable tricks, but unexpectedly he played the old way, begging for rain...
If praying for rain is useful, why do you need it?
Since the spring drought came, His Majesty Li Er had already conducted a begging for rain under the auspices of the Taishi Bureau, but the result was of course useless, so he was very disappointed with Fang Jun's actions at the moment and did not have much confidence.
It's just that Fang Jun vowed, is there any other way for His Majesty Li Er to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and expand the scale of praying for rain more than ten times.Perhaps the heavens sensed the sincerity of praying for rain this time, and could pity the people affected by the disaster, so as to send down the rain?
His Majesty Li Er shook his head without much confidence.
The symbolic meaning of asking for rain is greater than the practical use. The reason why asking for rain is not at the time of drought is just to make a gesture for the lower class people, that's all.As for the real effect, anyone with a little knowledge knows it.
Not to mention anything else, God is so easy to manipulate, if you say it rains, it will rain?
When Duan Zan saw His Majesty Li Er, he hurried over and knelt down on one knee: "The last general, Duan Zan, see Your Majesty."
"Oh, the boss of the Zhixuan family?" His Majesty Li Er asked.
"No!" Duan Zan replied respectfully.
His Majesty Li Er looked at the heroic Duan Zan with satisfaction, and said with his jaw: "That's right! He is majestic and heroic, and he looks like a father! In the future, you must work hard and shoulder the burden. The future of the empire rests on your shoulders. Work hard!" Bar!"
"No!" Duan Zan replied in a bright voice, but he was a little muttering in his heart: Do things with your heart and shoulder the burden, why does it sound like you don't plan to let me go to the left guard?
At this time, Cheng Yaojin, Fang Jun and Li Chunfeng came over, and His Majesty Li Er felt panicked when he saw Fang Jun. Although this kid relieved himself in the Tai Chi Hall, this crappy and old-fashioned way of praying for rain still works. It made him a little disappointed, and he was not in a good mood.
"Your Majesty, it's extremely hot here, go to Weichen's barracks and sit for a while." Fang Jun suggested, he was not so considerate that His Majesty Li Er would not be able to bear the heat, but that he himself was too hot...
His Majesty Li Er didn't say anything, it was a tacit consent, Fang Jun led the way and led several big shots to the barracks.
The barracks are very simple, just built with felled wood. The outer skin of the wood is peeled off one by one, and they are neatly nailed into the soil, which becomes a solid outer wall, sheltering from wind and rain.The roof was temporarily built with thinner branches to form a peak, supplemented by thick thatch.
As soon as I entered the room, I felt a cool breath rushing towards my face, and the heat disappeared all over my body.
His Majesty Li Er lowered his face, because he saw the copper basins placed in the four corners of the room, and each copper basin contained a large ice cube, exuding air-conditioning.
Sure enough, he is the number one dude in Chang'an, a prodigal...
It is not yet summer, and the ice cubes purchased and stored in the previous winter have not yet been released. Only the palace has begun to supply ice, and no ice has been given to the ministers of the DPRK and China.Recently, there has been a shop selling ice in the market, but the price is frighteningly expensive. It is said that a piece of ice that is square and one foot square can be sold for [-] yuan...
Even if there is a severe drought in Guanzhong and the price of goods soars, a stone of grain is only [-] yuan!
"Is this ice purchased with public funds?"
His Majesty Li Er's tone was not kind, mother, for your bad idea of asking for rain, I emptied all the silver in the Ministry of Civil Warehouse, but you came here to squander it lavishly?
Fang Jun didn't realize the danger, so he nodded naturally: "Yes..."
If you don't need public funds to do things for you, do you have to pay for private money?No matter how enlightened you are, you won't be so stupid...
Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, he was kicked on the thigh by His Majesty Li Er!
His Majesty Li Er said angrily: "I am in the palace and strictly urge you not to be extravagant and to save money, but you are lucky. If you put four such expensive ice cubes at a time, if you don't put them in, is it possible that you will be overheated to death?"
Fang Jun was kicked, but it didn't hurt very much, but he felt aggrieved, so he turned his head to look at Cheng Yaojin and blinked.
This ice is made by your workshop at home, and we only bought it at cost price, you have to explain it to His Majesty, you can't pretend to be deaf and dumb?
Li Chunfeng walked to the copper basin, fanned the cool wind, and breathed out comfortably: "It's really cool..."
Seeing His Majesty Li Er's complexion became darker, Cheng Yaojin had no choice but to say: "This... Your Majesty, actually, this ice was made by a certain bad guy Chu Bi, of course, it was Fang Er's idea, so here Ice is actually at cost price, not expensive!"
His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a moment, looked suspiciously at the aggrieved Fang Jun, frowned and asked, "Not expensive? What is the price?"
You can't lie about this, every entry in the account book is clearly written, and you can easily check it.Cheng Yaojin had no choice but to say: "Probably... guess... maybe... only two, three, four, five dollars? Hehe, the old minister doesn't know how much. You have to ask Fang Er..."
This old man sold Fang Jun without integrity...
Seeing His Majesty Li Er staring at him with scorching eyes, Fang Jun had no choice but to tell the truth: "A piece of ice costs two dollars more."
"Hiss... huge profits!" Li Chunfeng stopped fanning, and ran over with bright eyes, asking curiously, "How is this ice made?"
Fang Jun said unhappily: "Business secrets, no comment!"
His Majesty Li Er looked at Fang Jun's stunned face. For some reason, he became more and more angry. He lifted his foot and was about to kick again, but Fang Jun had been paying attention to his movements. I went to the door, which means "you are kicking me, I will run"...
Your Majesty Li Er is so angry!
It's not that Fang Jun dared to run away, he was angry with Bing!Mother, I am the Ninth Five-Year Supreme, rich in the world, but in the inner garden of the Forbidden Palace to use ice to cool off the heat, I have to repeatedly ask my concubines to save it. After all, it is not easy to collect ice in winter, and there is not much stock.
But who knew that the ice that is all over the street can be bought for only two copper coins?
(End of this chapter)
Although he was extremely dissatisfied with Cheng Yaojin in his heart, Li Chunfeng also knew that there was nothing he could do with this old killer, so he glared at him bitterly, then ignored him, walked up to Fang Jun, and took Fang Jun's hand affectionately: "Erlang ,meet again……"
Touching hands as soon as they meet, what kind of problem is this...
Fang Jun endured the chill in his heart, pulled his hand back without a trace, rubbed his back behind his back, and said with a hypocritical smile: "Hehe, haha! Yes, I haven't seen Daoist Li for a long time. It's really a day. Every three autumns..."
The bull-nosed person in front of him is one of the few characters that Fang Jun never dares to provoke, and even wants to hide as far away as possible. Even in the face of His Majesty Li Er, who only takes advantage and does not suffer, Fang Jun has never had such a big psychological pressure.
Without him, this bull-nosed man can come up with something as awesome as the "Push Back Picture", who knows if he can really know 1000 years later?If he really has that ability, he might not be able to see that Fang Jun is a wild ghost who has seized his house, a reborn lonely soul, and when the time comes to yell all over the street, he will have to be burned to death on Suzakumen Street like Bruno!
Bruno has someone to reverse the case for him, but what about himself?
Hehe, it is estimated that after 1000 years, a guy named Pu Songling will write his own story into his book...
Li Chunfeng didn't seem to feel Fang Jun's perfunctory at all, and he still smiled openly: "Fang Erlang is really a pedantic heavenly man, and the poor are ashamed of themselves! That set of Arabic numerals, the pindao retreated to thank guests, studied day and night, although he knew a little bit, But there are still many things that I don’t understand, and I’m here with His Majesty to ask for advice!”
It turned out that Niubi was fascinated by Arabic numerals, that's why he didn't see anyone for such a long time.Fang Jun rolled his eyes. Li Chunfeng has studied it for so long because it is just a set of Arabic numerals. If he leaked some trigonometric functions or calculus to this clever Taoist priest, then he must have studied it for ten or eight years?
Then the world will be clean!
Cheng Yaojin slapped Fang Jun back to his senses: "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up, Your Majesty should wait!"
Fang Jun came to his senses, clasped his fists at Li Chunfeng, and said boldly: "The way of magic lies in discussing with each other. It happens that I have gained a little recently, so I have to communicate more with Li Taishi."
Li Chunfeng's official position is Taishi Ling, and at this time he mostly uses his official position to show respect for people.
Li Chunfeng was overjoyed: "It's easy to say, easy to say, and I have my wish, I dare not ask you!"
Holding Fang Jun's arm, they went up the mountain together.
His Majesty Li Er wore a light shirt and stood in the open space on the top of the mountain, looking at the soldiers in full swing, his eyes were full of worry.I thought that Fang Jun dared to bet with Zheng Boling in the Tai Chi Hall because he must have some unimaginable tricks, but unexpectedly he played the old way, begging for rain...
If praying for rain is useful, why do you need it?
Since the spring drought came, His Majesty Li Er had already conducted a begging for rain under the auspices of the Taishi Bureau, but the result was of course useless, so he was very disappointed with Fang Jun's actions at the moment and did not have much confidence.
It's just that Fang Jun vowed, is there any other way for His Majesty Li Er to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and expand the scale of praying for rain more than ten times.Perhaps the heavens sensed the sincerity of praying for rain this time, and could pity the people affected by the disaster, so as to send down the rain?
His Majesty Li Er shook his head without much confidence.
The symbolic meaning of asking for rain is greater than the practical use. The reason why asking for rain is not at the time of drought is just to make a gesture for the lower class people, that's all.As for the real effect, anyone with a little knowledge knows it.
Not to mention anything else, God is so easy to manipulate, if you say it rains, it will rain?
When Duan Zan saw His Majesty Li Er, he hurried over and knelt down on one knee: "The last general, Duan Zan, see Your Majesty."
"Oh, the boss of the Zhixuan family?" His Majesty Li Er asked.
"No!" Duan Zan replied respectfully.
His Majesty Li Er looked at the heroic Duan Zan with satisfaction, and said with his jaw: "That's right! He is majestic and heroic, and he looks like a father! In the future, you must work hard and shoulder the burden. The future of the empire rests on your shoulders. Work hard!" Bar!"
"No!" Duan Zan replied in a bright voice, but he was a little muttering in his heart: Do things with your heart and shoulder the burden, why does it sound like you don't plan to let me go to the left guard?
At this time, Cheng Yaojin, Fang Jun and Li Chunfeng came over, and His Majesty Li Er felt panicked when he saw Fang Jun. Although this kid relieved himself in the Tai Chi Hall, this crappy and old-fashioned way of praying for rain still works. It made him a little disappointed, and he was not in a good mood.
"Your Majesty, it's extremely hot here, go to Weichen's barracks and sit for a while." Fang Jun suggested, he was not so considerate that His Majesty Li Er would not be able to bear the heat, but that he himself was too hot...
His Majesty Li Er didn't say anything, it was a tacit consent, Fang Jun led the way and led several big shots to the barracks.
The barracks are very simple, just built with felled wood. The outer skin of the wood is peeled off one by one, and they are neatly nailed into the soil, which becomes a solid outer wall, sheltering from wind and rain.The roof was temporarily built with thinner branches to form a peak, supplemented by thick thatch.
As soon as I entered the room, I felt a cool breath rushing towards my face, and the heat disappeared all over my body.
His Majesty Li Er lowered his face, because he saw the copper basins placed in the four corners of the room, and each copper basin contained a large ice cube, exuding air-conditioning.
Sure enough, he is the number one dude in Chang'an, a prodigal...
It is not yet summer, and the ice cubes purchased and stored in the previous winter have not yet been released. Only the palace has begun to supply ice, and no ice has been given to the ministers of the DPRK and China.Recently, there has been a shop selling ice in the market, but the price is frighteningly expensive. It is said that a piece of ice that is square and one foot square can be sold for [-] yuan...
Even if there is a severe drought in Guanzhong and the price of goods soars, a stone of grain is only [-] yuan!
"Is this ice purchased with public funds?"
His Majesty Li Er's tone was not kind, mother, for your bad idea of asking for rain, I emptied all the silver in the Ministry of Civil Warehouse, but you came here to squander it lavishly?
Fang Jun didn't realize the danger, so he nodded naturally: "Yes..."
If you don't need public funds to do things for you, do you have to pay for private money?No matter how enlightened you are, you won't be so stupid...
Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, he was kicked on the thigh by His Majesty Li Er!
His Majesty Li Er said angrily: "I am in the palace and strictly urge you not to be extravagant and to save money, but you are lucky. If you put four such expensive ice cubes at a time, if you don't put them in, is it possible that you will be overheated to death?"
Fang Jun was kicked, but it didn't hurt very much, but he felt aggrieved, so he turned his head to look at Cheng Yaojin and blinked.
This ice is made by your workshop at home, and we only bought it at cost price, you have to explain it to His Majesty, you can't pretend to be deaf and dumb?
Li Chunfeng walked to the copper basin, fanned the cool wind, and breathed out comfortably: "It's really cool..."
Seeing His Majesty Li Er's complexion became darker, Cheng Yaojin had no choice but to say: "This... Your Majesty, actually, this ice was made by a certain bad guy Chu Bi, of course, it was Fang Er's idea, so here Ice is actually at cost price, not expensive!"
His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a moment, looked suspiciously at the aggrieved Fang Jun, frowned and asked, "Not expensive? What is the price?"
You can't lie about this, every entry in the account book is clearly written, and you can easily check it.Cheng Yaojin had no choice but to say: "Probably... guess... maybe... only two, three, four, five dollars? Hehe, the old minister doesn't know how much. You have to ask Fang Er..."
This old man sold Fang Jun without integrity...
Seeing His Majesty Li Er staring at him with scorching eyes, Fang Jun had no choice but to tell the truth: "A piece of ice costs two dollars more."
"Hiss... huge profits!" Li Chunfeng stopped fanning, and ran over with bright eyes, asking curiously, "How is this ice made?"
Fang Jun said unhappily: "Business secrets, no comment!"
His Majesty Li Er looked at Fang Jun's stunned face. For some reason, he became more and more angry. He lifted his foot and was about to kick again, but Fang Jun had been paying attention to his movements. I went to the door, which means "you are kicking me, I will run"...
Your Majesty Li Er is so angry!
It's not that Fang Jun dared to run away, he was angry with Bing!Mother, I am the Ninth Five-Year Supreme, rich in the world, but in the inner garden of the Forbidden Palace to use ice to cool off the heat, I have to repeatedly ask my concubines to save it. After all, it is not easy to collect ice in winter, and there is not much stock.
But who knew that the ice that is all over the street can be bought for only two copper coins?
(End of this chapter)
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