Chapter 3 A Member Of The Funny Group?
I saw in the screen,
blue star.
Xia Guo, on the street.
A young man with an ordinary appearance and firm eyes was leisurely playing with his mobile phone on the road.
Sudden.
An inexplicable large truck flew over and directly killed the unlucky child.
With the appearance of a blue vortex in the void, Li Hei was sucked into it.
Following the blue spiral door, Li Hei immediately traveled to a world of advanced martial arts.
Li Hei, this unlucky kid lives up to his name.
Just after crossing, I fell into the bathroom of a woman who was taking a bath.
The woman had big arms and a thick waist, and was fat and strong. When she looked back, that fat face that "overwhelmed the country and the city" almost scared Li He to death.
Li Hei had never seen such a battle before.
Immediately ran away.
The fat and strong woman behind is chasing after him.
While chasing and returning, she shouted "Catch the prostitute", making Li Hei responsible for her.
Hei Li was dumbfounded.
In order to be innocent, Li Hei could only keep running.
After that things are very simple.
This unlucky boy, Li Hei, is wanted on the charge of "fornication and robbery"!
Amidst such wanted arrests, Li Heidong hid in hiding for two and a half days.
Afterwards, he was arrested by several police officers.
Beheaded with one knife!
The traverser Li Hei, pawn!
Lu Yan: "..."
Lu Yan originally thought that he was unlucky enough to travel to this wilderness, but he did not expect that Li Hei was even more unlucky than him.
"This is actually a three-second death?"
Looking at the death records in the chat group, the corner of Lu Yan's mouth twitched.
Immediately afterwards, Lu Yan clicked on the death video of the traverser named Ji Ba.
Ji Ba is also a native of Xia.
Before crossing, he died suddenly from plastic injection. The phone video was not turned off, and the search history was not deleted.
What Ji Ba traveled to was an advanced fantasy world.
This is even more unlucky than that guy Li Hei.
What Li Hei fell into was the women's bathhouse.
And this force fell directly into the cave of a strong man who was retreating.
Ji Ba didn't even say a word, and was directly blasted into scum by that strong man's coercion!
Ji Ba, it took less than three seconds to travel, pawn!
After that, Lu Yan saw all kinds of strange death videos.
There was a man who yelled "Hahahaha! I am the son of destiny!" just after crossing, and was bitten to death by wild beasts...
There was a chance to travel to the familiar world of novels, and I wanted to intercept the protagonist of the Hu family, but was killed by the protagonist...
There was a trip to the fantasy world, where she wanted to flirt with a native beauty, but was hacked to death by someone as a prostitute...
There are also those who traveled to the anime world and just survived for six and a half days, but they couldn't help themselves and wanted to cut off the protagonist's harem in advance, and then they were killed by a hatchet.
There are many ways to die, and they are not the same.
Even Lu Yan has seen an even more outrageous one.
A young man named "Zhao Hao".
This guy is different from other time travelers.
Other traversers traverse directly to the ground, but this guy directly traverses to the air.
Then.
This guy fell straight out of the sky.
"Crack" sound.
It fell directly into a meat paste!
Zhao Hao, die!
Survival time: ten seconds!
It was only seven seconds longer than Ji Ba who had the least time.
One is more outrageous than the other.
Speedrunning one by one.
Even Lu Yan couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.
Are these guys so outrageous...
Lu Yan briefly watched the death videos of these unlucky traversers, before he had time to understand the situation of the chat group.
And at this time.
The other four members of the time-traveling chat group started to bubble up one after another.
A piece of information.
Like scrolling, it appeared in the blue interface in Lu Yan's mind.
Qin Shou of Pirate World: "Hiss... a large number of traversers have died again, this chat group is really stupid!"
Qin Shou of Pirate World: "Damn it! There's even a guy who stopped eating in less than three seconds! Why don't you be so outrageous!"
Naruto World Zhen Youqian: "This unbelievable death rate is really unbearable to look at directly!"
Qin Shou of Pirate World: "But wait! There is a newcomer who passed the trial assessment?!"
Qin Shou of Pirate World: "This is a miracle! After waiting for more than a month, tens of thousands of people died, and finally there are new people joining the chat group!"
One Piece World Qin Shou: "@Lu Yan, awesome! Newcomer, you are so awesome!"
Qin Shou of Pirate World: "Since this dog thief chat group has made it more difficult to traverse, we have not added a new member for more than a month!"
One Piece World Qin Shou: "I didn't expect you to be able to successfully complete this kind of devil-like trial conditions!"
Naruto World Zhen Youqian: "@海索世界秦寿, dammit, Qin Shou, can you f-cking change your name!"
Naruto World Zhen Youqian: "What the fuck I feel awkward every time I see your name."
Naruto World Zhen Youqian: "Every time I read your name, I feel like a beast has passed through the Pirate World and entered."
One Piece World Qin Shou: "..."
Qin Shou of the Pirate World: "A man can't change his name when he's going, and he can't change his surname when he's sitting down! Changing his name? Impossible! It's impossible in this life!"
Qin Shou of One Piece World: "Besides, @火影世界镇幽运, you have the nerve to call me that? Isn't your name the same?"
Naruto World Zhen Youqian: "I repeat, my name has nothing to do with my economic strength!"
Qin Shou of the Pirate World: "My name has nothing to do with my character! My old man was a good young man in his previous life!"
Reiki revives the world Wu Hao: "Two funny comparisons."
Reiki revives the world Wu Hao: "With you two idiots in the group, I feel that the IQ of the chat group has been lowered by you two fools."
One Piece World Qin Shou: "@精气起来世界 Wu Hao, Wu Ritian! What are you barking at?"
Naruto World Zhen Youqian: "@精气起来世界 Wu Hao, Wu Ritian! What are you barking at?"
Fighting World Su Na: "@海索世界秦寿, @火影世界镇幽运, @精气起来世界吴晓, stop arguing, you guys, don't scare the newcomers."
Qin Shou of One Piece World: "Fuck! Sister Na is out! Congratulations to Sister Na!"
Naruto World Zhen Youqian: "Congratulations, Sister Na, for successfully leaving the level!"
Reiki revives the world Wu Hao: "Congratulations to Sister Na for successfully leaving the level!"
Lu Yan: "..."
Looking at these funny comparisons in the chat group, Lu Yan suddenly felt that his way of opening was not right.
These few funny comparisons, except that the "fighting world Su Na" is relatively normal.
The remaining.
Why do you feel that your brain is a little out of order?
How did these guys survive the crossing trial?
The black question mark on Lu Yan's face...
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