This star is from the earth

(Looking back at this chapter a year later... I really want to delete it.)

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There is a difference between chasing girls and flirting with them. Chasing is a love offensive centered on a girl, and teasing is an adventure activity centered on oneself.

Han Jue actually doesn't like the word [tick], it seems frivolous and irresponsible, so Han Jue has never teased a girl. However, his girlfriend likes to tease him. If Han Jue doesn't pay attention to a word, he will be disgusted by his girlfriend's words. Is teaching.

Han Jue is often disgusted by his girlfriend's earthy love words.

Han Jue played Weibo in his previous life, and occasionally saw some funny videos made by video bloggers.

Now that Han Jue sees a blogger who may be making interesting video content, his first reaction is not to resist, but to participate in it with interest. Why is it so serious in such a happy place?

Moreover, he missed his girlfriend too.

"Let me tell you what flirting is."

After Han Jue finished speaking, he stood up and looked around.

He found a girl who looked like a college student, wearing a wine red beret, wearing white long sleeves and a gray skirt, with small leather shoes under a pair of white legs, she looked very elegant. Sitting on the side of the square flower bed, with his head down, playing with his mobile phone.

Han Jue waved to the little brother who was holding the camera, motioning to follow him.

On the way, Han Jue asked:

"Are you a blogger on which platform?"

Xiaochi didn't know what "blogger" was, but he guessed what the other person was asking, so he said that he was a video blogger on Weitri, called "Xiaochi Chichi".

Han Jue nodded to show that he knew.

Xiaochi was always paying attention to Han Jue's face, but he didn't see surprise or surprise from Han Jue's face.

This made Xiaochi a little depressed, but seeing that Han Jue had already sat next to the girl, he immediately pointed the camera at Han Jue.

This is simply too cooperative, Xiaochi knew that Han Jue was going to try his hand at the risk, oh, no, it was the unity of knowledge and action.

Han Jue sat next to the girl, but the girl didn't seem to notice it, didn't respond at all, and was still playing with her phone with her head down.

Han Jue looked directly at the camera and was silent for a while.

In the previous life, Han Jue was a squat at home, and he was not very good at dealing with people. If he encountered such a thing in his previous life, Han Jue would definitely not play like this. But now, in an unfamiliar environment, where no one knows the real Han Jue, Han Jue doesn't mind being sick and losing face.

Han Jue was only silent for a while, then decided to continue playing.

"Girl, excuse me."

The girl next to Han Jue heard the voice close by, turned her eyes away from the phone, looked at Han Jue, then felt someone in front of her, and then looked at Xiaochi holding the camera, with a face of not knowing what was going on .

Han Jue continued:

"At the end of today, no one told you that you are a little weird today?"

The girl looked at Han Jue in surprise, and looked at Han Jue with a serious face. However, Han Jue's eyes kept looking at the camera, but it did not hinder the seriousness of the sentence. What the handsome guy said may be true. The girl immediately looked down at her dress, and asked:

"What's wrong?"

"Strangely beautiful."

The girl was touching her hat and her face, looking for something strange, when she suddenly heard this sentence.

The girl turned her head and saw Han Jue was smirking at her.

It was obviously a compliment to herself, but the girl felt very powerless after hearing it, and didn't know how to react.

He held his forehead and smiled helplessly.

However, Han Jue continued.

After Han Jue finished laughing, he turned his head to look at the camera and said:

"Girl, do you have a boyfriend?"

The girl had already seen that they were shooting a video, so she replied:

"some."

Xiaochi felt a little regretful when he heard it, although he didn't plan to have anything to do with this beautiful girl, but he felt a little pity when he heard that the girl had a date.

Han Jue asked: "If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the water at the same time..."

When the girl heard this, her head was already spinning, thinking about how to answer this question.

"...Then can I be your boyfriend?"

Han Jue completed the rest of the words.

[If your ex-boyfriend and your current boyfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your boyfriend? 】

The girl couldn't help looking up at the sky feebly, and Han Jue on one side smiled happily after finishing speaking, although he was a little embarrassed, he still smiled heartily.

Looking at the handsome man beside her, the girl couldn't help but also laughed.

Xiaochi didn't know what kind of way to please girls, but the atmosphere was indeed very happy.

After Han Jue laughed for a while, he straightened his body and looked at the camera lens, but still asked the girl beside him, saying:

"Guess what I like to eat?"

The girl already knew what kind of conversation Han Jue and the others were, and she planned to struggle, so she guessed:

"Meat?" Han Jue shook his head.

"Fruit?" Han Jue shook his head.

"I can't guess, what do you like to eat?"

"I like to... (eat) looking at you obsessively."

After Han Jue finished speaking, he looked at the girl with [stupid] eyes, and then laughed again.

The girl covered her face and let out a long sigh, then smiled weakly.

Han Jue was excited.

"Then guess what your last name was before I saw you."

How could the girl know, so she shook her head and said she couldn't guess.

"My original surname is Han. After seeing you, I (surname) are happy."

The girl felt that her five fingers were about to curl up, and she felt unhappy if she didn't yell.

"Ah!" The girl looked up to the sky and screamed.

Han Jue felt that it was almost done, so he looked at the girl with a smile. After the girl regained her composure, Han Jue stood up and said:

"Thank you for your cooperation, and I sincerely thank you for not hitting me."

The girl waved her hand with a bright smile and said it was okay. After asking what Han Jue and the others were shooting, the girl said to the camera lens:

"Don't learn this kind of thing! It will only have the opposite effect!"

Han Jue, who walked to the side, didn't see the girl's surprise after hearing Xiaochi's self-reported Weibo account.

Han Jue waved goodbye to the girl, leaving Xiaochi sitting there looking down at the content just now, and walked to the open-air milk tea stand in the center of the square alone.

Halfway through, Koike chased after him and said happily:

"It's a little embarrassing for you to flirt with a girl, but it's fun. I want to be popular."

Han Jue smiled.

Koike continued:

"Brother, can you let me take more shots, my theme has been changed to [Sister Sisters] special session. Do you have Weibo? I will @you when the time comes."

Han Jue shrugged and didn't speak.

Xiaochi saw that Han Jue didn't care, so he walked around in front of Han Jue with a sad face and said:

"Brother, please, please, I really like your way of teasing girls, really, really!"

Han Jue thought about it and said:

"That's only one, I have something to do later."

Koike nodded hurriedly.

Just kidding, handsome guy + beautiful woman + new creative flirting girl = big traffic, how can I let it go. And the effect is not comparable to that of well-arranged actors.

Han Jue and Xiao Chi walked to the front of the milk tea stand, a beautiful and youthful young waitress was serving a customer other than Han Jue and the others.

Han Jue was waiting on the side.

After the waitress had finished serving the customer, she walked up to Han Jue across the table.

"Welcome, what flavor of milk tea do you want?"

Han Jue didn't look at the menu behind him, but propped his elbows on the table and looked at the waitress. Xiaochi held the camera on the side, and put the waitress and Han Jue into one frame.

"Why hasn't the thing I asked you ordered come yet?" Han Jue asked.

The waitress was at a loss, this is obviously just here, okay? So she subconsciously asked:

"what?"

After Han Jue heard it, the corner of his mouth could no longer be held back, he turned up slightly, and said:

"our future."

Seeing the waitress backed away in shock, and then covering her mouth and laughing, Han Jue finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

Then I officially ordered drinks and ordered lemonade.

The lemonade was served soon, Han Jue took a sip, looked up at the waitress seriously, and said:

"So sweet!"

The waitress looked strange and confirmed that she had taken it correctly, it was indeed lemonade.

"No, this is lemonade, it should be sour."

Han Jue looked gentle and said:

"I am talking about you."

The waitress turned her back and didn't want to appear on camera.

When he turned around again, his face was already a little red.

Seeing that there were no other guests at this time, Han Jue didn't leave, holding lemonade in his hand, and asked the waiter:

"Guess what I like to drink?"

Xiaochi thought that this question was very similar to the previous one [guess what I like to eat], what might be the answer? Looking at you?

The waiter's crescent-shaped eyes were watery, and his cheeks were a little red. He guessed:

"lemonade?"

Han Jue shook his head.

The waiter thought for a while, and finally pursed his lips and shook his head, saying, "I don't know."

Han Jue changed his doting eyes in response to the occasion, and said, "(drink) take care of you."

The waiter covered his face with his hands and squatted down cutely.

This reaction gave Han Jue great encouragement. The girl in the wine red beret just now must have antibodies, and the reaction of the waiter girl is correct!

Han Jue smiled at the camera.

Looking at the time, he felt that it was almost time, and it was time to continue shopping, so he said to the camera, that is, Xiaochi:

"I'm leaving right now, let's do a magic trick for you at the end."

It is you who are talking about, and naturally the waitress girl is one of them.

Han Jue was in his pocket, fumbled for it, and then took it out with clenched fists, so as not to be seen by the camera and the waitress girl. Han Jue said to the waitress girl:

"You hold out a hand."

The waitress held out a hand.

Han Jue hung his fist above the girl's palm, then slowly opened it until it was fully opened at last, and the waiter girl didn't feel anything in her hand.

Just when she was wondering, Han Jue put his open palm on the girl's hand, clasped his fingers together, and said to the waiter girl:

"Did I steal your heart now?"

Immediately after he finished speaking, he let go of the hand he held.

The waitress girl's face turned red, she didn't dare to look at the camera anymore, and kept fanning her face with one hand.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Han Jue saw that the waitress girl didn't recover for a long time, but she was sweating, sticking a strand of hair to her cheek.

It was almost noon now, and the sun was starting to become poisonous. Although there were many trees in the center of the square and buildings that blocked the sun, the heat still invaded everyone.

The milk tea stall is in a shed, not exposed to the sun, but the heat is still coming.

Han Jue didn't know what to think when he saw the lock of hair on the girl's back, and unconsciously, he reached out to help the girl smooth the strand of hair that was sticking to her face behind her ears.

The finger touches the cheek, strokes all the way, and then touches the ear, the finger strokes around the ear, and when it is about to stroke the neck, it leaves the skin.

For a moment, the air was quiet.

The bustle outside the awning was set off loudly.

Han Jue finally came back to his senses, annoyed:

"Ah... sorry, sorry, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder..."

The girl's face, which finally recovered a little, became red again, her hands were twisted behind her back, her head was bowed and she could not speak.

Han Jue felt that he had made a mistake, so he said:

"Let me buy you something to drink."

After Han Jue said that, Xiaochi, who was holding the camera at the same time, had a face full of contempt.

"Ah, no need...it's okay..." The waiter girl faltered and said a word, then she didn't know how to stand, and simply ran away.

Naturally, Han Jue couldn't stay any longer. After waving goodbye to the camera, he said to the waiter girl:

"Thank you for your cooperation, thank you girl!"

The waitress girl looked this way, bent her pretty eyes again, waved and said:

"You're welcome!"

Han Jue nodded, said goodbye to them, and left.

Continue your own journey of exploration in other worlds.

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