This star is from the earth

Since it is a targeted script, it must be the collusion of the guests and the program group.

Han Jue was not sure if his agent knew about it.

If so... Han Jue looked under the stands, but couldn't find the cold-faced man.

The next guest on stage is a regular guest of the show and a screenwriter. The popularity is very high, as soon as he stood still on the stage, there were bursts of laughter, and as soon as he spoke, the audience laughed even harder.

"On Kuihu Q\u0026A.com, there was a question asked five years ago, 'Why is Han Jue's exposure less and less', until today, no one has been able to answer this question from netizen Han Jue."

With just one sentence, the audience burst into laughter. His skills are not bad, and he is a master.

"Han Jue, the former Xiao Xianrou, hey, I don't want to say too much about Xiao Xianrou's ability. I can't afford Xiao Xianrou, and I can't offend Xiao Xianrou's fans, but Han Jue can say that anyway, he can Not many fans, right, lol.

"Actually, we only knocked on Han Jue's notice at two o'clock in the middle of the night yesterday, because the big-name artist we wanted to invite, Gu Fan of W.I.N. I vowed to invite [W.I.N.4], if not Gu Fan, I would invite Gu Fan's teammates."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Han Jue.

The audience laughed.

The guest looked back, "The result is still not invited."

"I heard that the program team called Han Jue, and it rang once and was picked up.

(The hand is likened to a microphone, put it to the ear, and the voice changes) 'Hi, I'm Han Jue's manager, oh, I'm looking for Han Jue, right? '

Two seconds later, the same voice said, 'Hi, I'm Han Jue. '

'Ah, hello Han Jue, we are complaining...'

'I go! I do! '

'Here, please don't scold us...we want to invite you to scold us on the show...'

'I scold! No, I will participate! It just so happens that I'm in Shanghai, and what's more, I'm at the TV station right now. '

'The money for the notification fee...'

'Hey, what are you talking about, ah, I see it's two o'clock, it's getting late, I should go. Uh-huh. '"

The laughter at the scene was so loud that the guests couldn't speak for a while.

Let Han Jue look at it from the perspective of the audience, the effect of this performance is still good, so he also applauded. But he looked down at the script written in his hand.

Tsk.

Han Jue just leaned on the sofa expressionlessly, squinting his eyes and looking at the guests in front of him, making it hard to know what he was thinking.

The next performer is on stage.

"Before Mr. Huang said that there were good reviews on the Internet that expected Han Jue to be on the show. I also saw it. Actually, Mr. Huang, you didn't read it carefully. If you clicked in, those netizens were actually fans of other guests. They were looking forward to Han Jue's show. I look forward to my idol's extraordinary performance."

Teacher Huang over there cooperated with a face of sudden realization.

"There are stages everywhere in the world, but Han Jue is the only one who keeps getting kicked off the stage."

"I think that as long as Han Jue keeps a distance from his cronies, then there is still a possibility for those friends to turn back into humans..."

...

The recording of the program is coming to an end.

Except for Han Jue and the main guest Lin Qin who did not appear, everyone else has said it.

For this issue so far, both the audience and the program group are very satisfied.

The host started to talk about Han Jue's introduction.

"The next one was once one of the Four Little Heavenly Kings of W.I.N.4. That's right, the Four Heavenly Kings always belonged to five people. Let's invite the fifth Four Heavenly Kings——Han Jue!"

Han Jue let out a breath, picked up the desk card, and accompanied by the passionate music, Han Jue walked down steadily.

The audience was spoiled by the high-quality jokes in front of them, and they expected Han Jue to make hilarious and unexpected complaints. Or see how he cleans himself up.

However, Han Jue passed the microphone stand in the middle and only put the manuscript on the stage.

Then he went straight to where the guest of honor Lin Qin was.

The director group in the audience didn't know why, so the host and guests were stunned on their seats, and the cold-faced man's muscles tensed up, but before he rushed up, he saw that Han Jue just shook hands with Lin Qin in a very gentlemanly manner , with one touch, he bowed politely and walked back.

Lin Qin looked at Han Jue's back and smiled. She didn't know what Han Jue was going to do, but she was very interested.

A few people who had lost their hearts reassured themselves.

Regardless of whether the audience hated or liked Han Jue, the applause was quite enthusiastic at this time.

Han Jue lowered his head slightly, looking at the card in his hand, as if thinking about something.

Underneath the black mid-length hair is a pair of eyes that are getting more and more excited.

Gradually, the audience's applause and cheers stopped.

"well."

Han Jue sighed and said nothing after that. This sigh was clearly audible through the microphone.

The unusual opening seemed to portend something.

Everyone suddenly felt a sense of uneasiness, but besides the uneasiness, there was also some excitement just around the corner.

Several people in the director's team looked at each other, the corners of their mouths slightly raised.

The cold-faced man felt that this was the expected reaction, tapped his temple with his index finger, and was already thinking about how to deal with the public opinion later.

On the stage, Han Jue raised his head.

He glanced at the director team under the stage, then glanced at the guests, and finally looked at the audience, from left to right.

He said to the camera:

"Guess what? I'm not going to read from the manuscript. Let you read the contents of this manuscript first."

The audience was silent, and the audience was not sure if this was an arranged session. I looked at the people around me with a surprised expression, and when I saw the people around me, I also looked surprised. After exchanging eyes with each other, I realized that everyone was not sure what the situation was.

On the stage, Han Jue raised his hand card to his chest, bent slightly, approached the microphone on the stage, and then said in a broadcast tone:

"Oh, old folks, let's see what these good screenwriters have written on my poor hand card. I bet these jokes are as gentle as my next-door neighbor Aunt Susan's raising goldfish, I swear to God, the audience will definitely wonder if my screenwriter didn't read the book. Dude, I will defend your name so that you don't have to be accused of not reading the book."

It was very quiet.

Most of the people looked puzzled and didn't know what Han Jue was talking about. But there are also some foreign audiences who understand Han Jue's translation accents, and they are all joyful and abrupt.

But the strange thing is that Han Jue's devilish accent has already lingered in everyone's minds. In particular, Han Jue's voice condition and timbre are quite outstanding, and when he reads something, it is very powerful and pleasant.

Han Jue on the stage watched the audience recover from the commotion, and saw that the eyes of several guests seemed to say [you are dead]. The director did not stop, but silently signaled everyone to continue recording.

All these reactions made Han Jue smile even brighter.

Originally, he planned to end his acting career in a milder and more low-key way. However, after listening to everyone's manuscripts, Han Jue had a faster and more efficient way in his mind.

Anyway, I won't be an artist after this day, so let's make this [Farewell Performance] more interesting.

"Oh, you don't understand memes. Forget it, I'll just say something else."

"To be honest, I didn't realize how stupid I am until today. This is the truth. They just complained about me. They have been hanging around with bad people, gangsters, and uneducated hooligans all these years, but you friends It was a surprise to be here at the same time today.”

Han Jue's last words were addressed to those guests.

The audience in the audience began to laugh one after another.

The host saw that Han Jue said he was flying before, and he was already planning how to save the scene later, but now that Han Jue is still on the track of performing, he couldn't help but look at the screenwriters in the audience, wondering if this was the plan OK But the surprised smiles of several screenwriters have shown that Han Jue's performance is improvised.

At the same time, Lin Qin, the main guest who was watching the fire from the other side, was able to laugh without burden.

Han Jue waited for everyone's laughter to slow down, and then said to the guests with an apologetic face: "I was joking."

Several guests smiled. Several guests did not respond, apparently not accepting Han Jue's flattery.

"I'm really joking, because you are not worthy of being my friend." Han Jue smiled with a very sincere expression on his face.

Amidst the laughter, Han Jue looked at the camera again: "I want to ask the planner, where did you find this lineup? I don't know if this is a Tucao show or a meeting of the neighborhood committee of the street office. Netizens And the one who made me get out of the entertainment industry? Look at these fellow performers, haven't I already rolled to the edge of the entertainment industry?"

The audience could no longer tell whether the performance was an accident or not. Some viewers who figured out that it was a recording accident laughed even louder with the excitement of watching the excitement.

"I complained one by one. First of all, those two guys still want me to hit you, and still want to be popular? Do you think you are as important as black fans and Yuji?"

This is a response to the guest who said that Han Jue loves to beat people. That guest has been doing comedies all the year round, and he has a good attitude. He stood up excitedly and applauded Han Jue.

"Next one, your performance combines the joy of finally being on stage and the excitement of being able to speak. When I heard the host introduce you, he talked about how difficult you were in the past, and I was also worried about you. I was worried that you would not recover. But honestly, after watching your stand-up show, I'll give you a free piece of advice - keep trying to kill yourself."

"Oh!!~~"

The audience in the audience covered their faces and chests, they couldn't believe what they heard!

so mean? !

Are you really not afraid of being beaten? !

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(The author's words: The main purpose of writing the plot of "Tucao" is to explain the black history of the protagonist's predecessor in a more interesting way. If I just write the black history one by one, it will be very boring. So used this way.

Some jokes said by the protagonist are from the original American version of "Tucao Conference", a special session by Justin Bieber. The degree and scale of meanness are relatively large—in order to reflect that the program scale of Zhonghuaxia in the book is different from the previous life—readers and friends who are accustomed to domestic variety shows will indeed be uncomfortable. It won't appear again later, only here is like this. Thanks. )

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