This star is from the earth

On Saturday, at 7 o'clock in the evening, in a small studio of a film and television company called [Xiaochi Film and Television].

Because the work time is relatively late, when it is seven o'clock in the evening, the studio is still brightly lit. Whether active or leisurely, everyone has ambitions for work and wants to take root in this city.

Except for one person.

"Xiaoxia, guess what I like to eat?" Xiaochi sat on an office chair with rollers and slid next to a young girl who was staring at the computer intently. At this moment, Koike is holding a hand-held camera, facing himself.

However, Xiaoxia turned a deaf ear to Xiaochi's question and ignored it.

Xiaochi became anxious, moved closer to Xiaoxia, and asked again: "Xiaoxia Xiaoxia, guess what I like to eat?"

Xiaoxia finally paid attention to Xiaochi, but she still looked at the computer, opened her mouth and said, "I don't know."

Xiaochi twisted his body and said, "Guess, guess, guess." At the same time, he had suppressed excitement on his face, thinking about what to say next.

"You like to eat shit." Xiao Xia said surprisingly, but her face was very calm, and she said it as if it was true.

And Xiaochi didn't get angry at all, looked directly at the camera and shook his head, denied Xiaoxia's words with a nasal voice, and then said:

"I like to stare at you obsessively."

Then Xiaochi looked at Xiaoxia affectionately.

Xiao Xia pushed the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose, but there was no reaction, and her eyes never moved away from the computer screen from the beginning to the end.

Silence, silence is the kitchen tonight.

Koike turned his head to face the camera and sighed, then silently tapped his feet and slid away.

"Why hasn't this "Tucao Big Show" started yet? Why is the time so slow." Xiao Xia frowned and clicked the mouse impatiently.

I'm chasing variety shows during working hours, as expected of a boss. Xiaochi tried his best to shrink his body very small, hoping not to be caught by the boss behind him to vent his anger.

Xiaochi felt that the status of the selected person was very important, otherwise he would just wink at the blind man.

So Xiaochi clicked Xiaoshabu and moved to the side of a girl who was lying on the back of a chair and playing with her mobile phone.

"Qianqian, can I do a magic trick for you?" Xiaochi said confidently to the camera.

Qianqian raised her head and saw the camera facing herself and Xiaochi. She shyly raised the phone to cover her face, but her eyes looked through the 360-degree reversible display of the camera to see if there was any problem with her makeup. Trim the bangs in front of the forehead, and turn your face from side to side to see which side is more photogenic.

I don't know what Xiaochi asked just now.

Xiaochi waited for a long time but couldn't hear an answer, closed his eyes to re-brew his feelings, and asked the question again with a confident look.

"Okay." After Qianqian confirmed that her makeup was pleasing to the eye and the eye, she didn't mind cooperating with Xiaochi.

Xiaochi smiled charmingly, stuffed his left hand into his pocket, and after taking it out, he seemed to be holding something.

Xiaochi said, "You stretch out your hand."

Qianqian stretched out her left hand which was farther away from Xiaochi.

"No, you change one." Xiaochi imagined the situation later, and realized that it was not possible, so he asked Qianqian to change her hand.

Qianqian looked at Xiaochi with a deeply suspicious look, and switched to spreading out her right hand.

Xiaochi said excitedly: "Look at it!" Then he slowly put his hand on Qianqian's right hand.

Xiaochi and Qianqian stared at their own hand on the screen.

What made Xiaochi feel wrong was that no matter how much his fist was lowered, Qianqian's hand below the fist would also be lowered, so that Xiaochi could never touch it.

This does not meet the textbook! This situation is not written in the textbook!

Qianqian's big eyes sparkled with curiosity, and she added a knife and said, "You have changed, why have you not changed?"

Xiaochi suddenly opened his hand, trying to forcefully complete the routine.

But Qianqian's hand was faster, and she retracted it in advance.

Xiaochi turned her head to look at Qianqian, Qianqian looked at Xiaochi with puzzled eyes, Xiaochi looked at the camera blankly again, Qianqian still looked at Xiaochi suspiciously.

"Hehe." Xiaochi forced a smile, then slowly moved himself away from Qianqian without moving his upper body, legs or feet. Just before going out of the camera, Qianqian was still looking at Xiaochi, her big eyes seemed to be able to speak, and she asked Xiaochi with deep doubts what she was doing, and whether she was out of her mind.

After Xiaochi slid to the open space, he slammed his legs apart and slid desperately towards his desk.

"No! Could it be that good-looking people can really do whatever they want!! Is it so difficult for ordinary-looking people to be funny?!"

Koike gritted his teeth, with a ferocious face, planning to be on the front, back, and every frame of the upcoming video! They are all marked in red [this is a special case! Those who are not good-looking must not dare to imitate! 】Warning words.

Just as Xiaochi was typing on the keyboard angrily, and clicking every time he clicked the mouse, Qianqian's voice came from somewhere in the front studio: "Wow, sister Xia, are you waiting to see what Han Shayao called?"

Then came Xiao Xia's voice: "What the hell is Han Shayao?"

Qianqian said, "Han Jue."

[Jue] has two pronunciations. Normal people read other people's names. After reading the two pronunciations respectively, they will choose to call others with the second sound of [感] instead of the [Sleep] [Jue] .

And if someone uses "sleep" and "jue" to refer to people, it may be inappropriate. If it is also matched with the word [silly], then it is definitely a sunspot. Listen, [Stupid (calling)].

Qianqian is Han Jue's black fan. Xiao Xia came to a judgment instantly.

"Oh, it's nothing, I'm just bored watching it, and there will be "Tucao Big Show" later." Xiao Xia is not Han Jue's natal fan, so she can't afford to risk a bad relationship with her colleagues for a stranger.

"What's so good about "Tucao Big Show"?" Qianqian said innocently.

"Look at it casually." Xiao Xia's tone was easy-going, but she didn't intend to explain too much.

"Sister Xia, I recommend you to watch "The Earthy Family". It's very good! Let me tell you..." Qianqian is kind-hearted and very happy to share good things with her friends.

"Hehe, no need." Xiao Xia pursed her lips.

"Look~" Qianqian remained enthusiastic.

Xiaochi can't watch the battle anymore, otherwise the studio will be disintegrated and disbanded. One is a big boss, the other is the group's favorite mascot, and they all have a bunch of dogs.

"Okay, okay, don't even watch it, don't even watch it, you actually discussed what variety show to watch in front of me during work, I'm also the boss of the studio after all, do me a favor, okay? I've all gone to work." Xiaochi Pidian He hurriedly ran to the battle area of ​​Xiao Xia's desk.

However, neither Xiaoxia nor Qianqian gave Xiaochi any face, and they were still in the war of recommendation and anti-recommendation.

The laughter is full of teeth-gritting conversations, with needles hidden in the cotton.

Speaking of the latter, Xiaoxia and Qianqian were about to express their anger, and the eyes of other people in the studio were also attracted, but no one dared to say anything, thinking about whether to shoot a video first or try to persuade them to fight. .

Xiaochi looked left and right, spoke softly, and tried his best to be a peacemaker who was useless.

Just as the war was about to break out and the gunpowder touched the flames, Xiaochi saw Xiaoxia's computer screen.

"Slow down!" Xiaochi's dantian roared angrily.

Xiaoxia and Qianqian frowned, and at the same time looked at Xiaochi with an expression of "Are you not afraid of death?"

Xiaochi ignored the eyes of these two people, frowned, passed between them, and went straight to Xiaoxia's desk, leaned over to look at the screen, and then clicked the paused video to continue playing.

[The following invites the fifth Four Little Heavenly Kings——Han Jue! ] said a gorgeously dressed young man. Then the camera cut to a man, the man stood up slowly, it was still in slow motion! But this is also more convenient for Koike to observe.

Xiaochi looked surprised and uncertain, and moved his face closer.

[Guess what, I'm not going to read it from the script. 】

Koike had an unbelievable expression on his face.

[I complain one by one, first of all, those two young men...]

Xiaochi bounced back violently, stood upright, and covered his mouth with both hands. It seems that he is one of the two young men that Han Jue said.

"Why? You're not a young man, why did you react like this?" Xiao Xia asked.

Xiaochi covered his mouth and continued to watch the video, his eyes almost fell out, his face flushed red. Even though the air conditioner was turned on in the cool studio, he still felt hot all over.

"Brother Chi, are you a fan of Han Shaming?" Qianqian asked curiously, guessing that the other party was a fan, but also called Heizi, very innocent.

However, Koike still ignored them.

Xiaoxia thought that there were some details in the video that she missed or didn't notice, so she leaned closer to the screen to watch. It was the first time for Qianqian to watch this trailer, and she watched it very seriously.

The other people in the studio thought that they had discovered some earth-shattering event, dropped their work and ran over, gathered around Xiaochi, and watched the video played on Xiaoxia's computer together.

The video ends quickly with today's date, which airs tonight at 8pm.

Everyone didn't see anything, some didn't recognize Han Jue at all, they just thought Han Jue looked familiar and handsome.

So they all looked at Xiaochi, and quietly surrounded Xiaochi.

Now that the video is over, your performance should be over too, right? Is it time for an explanation?

Xiaochi immediately turned around and squeezed into the crowd. Everyone was pushed out by him without paying attention. Although they didn't know what Xiaochi was doing, they saw someone running, so they chased after him.

In the end, Hulala and a group of people followed Xiaochi to Xiaoike's office.

Thanks to Koike being the boss of the studio, the position of the desk is set independently, and the surrounding area is relatively empty.

A group of people just surrounded Xiaochi in the middle, and some anxious people had already stood behind Xiaochi and locked Xiaochi's neck, intending to question what essence Xiaochi saw through the surface of the video just now.

Xiaochi didn't beg for mercy loudly, but stretched out his arms desperately, and clicked on the video he was making.

The young man who locked Xiaochi's neck saw Xiaochi struggling desperately to click the mouse, so his eyes followed the content of the video, and he was stunned for a few seconds.

"Hiss~~!!!" The young man let go of the hands that locked Xiaochi, and he leaned back slightly, but his eyes were fixed on the screen, and he saw great horror.

This ghostly appearance aroused the curiosity of other colleagues, so they also looked at Koike's computer screen along the line of sight, and then,

"Hiss~!"

"Hiss~~!!"

"Wow~!"

"Fuck!"

Either one after another, or at the same time, each of them was shocked, with an expression of disbelief that they had won the big prize, and they leaned back exaggeratedly.

This is a star after all, no matter how outdated he is, he will still be a star on "Tucao Big Show" tonight. A celebrity who appears in the video of our unpopular Internet celebrity studio still has zero pay! What luck! This video can even be labeled as the first show of [re-debut].

Hit the big lottery, hit the big lottery, hope for a salary increase, hope for buying a house in Shanghai, hope for finding a girlfriend.

Hugs of hugs, high fives of high fives, howls of howls.

Xiaoxia was relatively calm, and waved for everyone to watch the video together.

Everyone suppressed their excitement. Whether they can reach the pinnacle of life depends on the quality of the video.

Everyone quickly quieted down and watched intently in the video, a stylish and attractive man in navy blue long sleeves and khaki shorts.

Some female staff members screamed in their throats just seeing Han Jue's face and figure, which was urgent but full of affection.

But the female staff member also covered her mouth and quickly quieted down, watching Han Jue walk towards a temperamental girl who was playing with her mobile phone with everyone.

I seem to have managed to get the editor's attention!