This S.O.B. System

The police eventually arrived. Batman was long gone. And Asher sat in his truck going over notifications. 

 

Congratulations for Winning a Life/Death Duel

Rewards

1,500 Experience

313 Syscos (3 to guild)

 

Along with the experience for winning the duel, Asher got 500 experience for killing him. He guessed the 313 Syscos was what Nicolai had in his System. He would have originally got 316 before the guild took their cut. 

 

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCK: Dodge Death

Congratulations for going below 5% of Health Points and Surviving

Reward

Title

3+ stats

 

Congratulations

You have earned a Title:

Death Dodger

 

He decided to keep his Lawful Good up. Despite this somehow being a harder title to receive, the Champion Trial was still a turning point for him. This title was not something to strive for, but stats were stats. He considered telling Wayne Tyler about it, but hesitated. People might try to get it if they knew. He would worry about that later. 

 

RED QUEST COMPLETE

Nicolai Baranov has used his System to endanger other users.

Assist in his subjugation/termination

Time Limit: N/A

Quest Rewards:

Experience Points

Syscos

Random Item

 

Rewards:
System Coins	x 990 (10 to guild)
Experience	x 10,000
Item	x 1 Max Heal Potion

And now he had his potion back. That had cost a lot of Syscos originally, so at least he wouldn’t have to spend 200 Syscos to get another one. A part of him wondered if the System knew he used the potion, and he would need another. 

 

Weapons Throw (LVL 9)

Sometimes they are just too far away to hit. This helps you fix that little problem.

 

Gun Fighting (LVL 9)

Only pansies fight with guns. Here's a skill for it. You earned it.

 

Apparently Nicolai was a boss fight. He received 2 skills for killing him. He had used both of these during the Roleplay. They were a much appreciated addition to his skill repertoire. With that he moved his new stats from the title and brought up his status screen.

 

Name:	Asher Whitmore		Skills:
Alias:	Quinten Hardly		Acting	LVL MAX
System:	PORN STAR		STD Immunity	LVL MAX
Level:	15		Roleplaying	LVL MAX
Experience	12,515/30,000		Genitalia Control	LVL MAX
Title:	Lawful Good	(3)	Prop Manifestation	LVL MAX
Guild:	Community		Relationship Screen	LVL 6
Syscos:	3,016		Gardening	LVL 4
			Ahegao	LVL 6
HP:	96	/96	Slovene Language	LVL 2
MP:	75	/75	Survival	LVL 11
			Tracking	LVL 8
Stats:	0		Brawling	LVL 7
Strength:	32		Policing	LVL 8
Dexterity:	25		Economics	LVL 10
Endurance:	32		Pheromones	LVL MAX
Agility:	25		Battleshout	LVL 7
Wisdom:	25		Intimidation	LVL 7
Intelligence:	25		Powerstrike	LVL 5
Luck:	21		Taste Control	LVL MAX
Charm:	21		Justice	Level 2
			Libido Control	LVL MAX
Custom Stats:			Regal Presence	LVL 7
Dick Length	8.85 Inches		Eye for Art	LVL 5
Dick Diameter	1.85 Inches		Battle Instincts	LVL 12
Fertility	Off		Weapon Throw	LVL 9
Pheromones	20		Gun Fighting	LVL 9
Libido	10

 

His Intimidation and Survival skill leveled up with his last battle. Asher was a little disappointed he didn’t level up, but it would happen eventually. Of course those weren’t the only gains from the fight. He had found Nicolai’s storage ring after Tiffany got her necklace back. With his old potion in mind Ash brought out the Inspection scroll. With a thought a screen appeared. 

 

Use Item:

Would you like to use the Identification Scroll on the White Light Storage Ring

Y/N

 

Ash picked Y and another screen appeared. 

 

White Light Storage Ring

Item Space

200 Cubic Feet

Current Storage

Water

Food

Submachine Guns x 3

RPGs (Rocket Propelled Grenades) x 4

Bullets

Vodka

Clothes

Paper Documents

Passport

 

Asher would have to see if there was a way to empty it later. It was typically hard to empty the storage items when you didn’t know exactly what you were drawing out. With a thought the ring was inside his own. He now had 2 spare storage rings. Thinking more on it Anthony might have an idea how to empty the ring. Not the only spoils he had also stolen every gun he could find during his escape. Asher of course was simply trying to get them off the streets. 

 

Their last reward was something Asher had never heard of. Tiff also had an Identification Scroll and cast it on the necklace after tearing it off.

 

Null System Necklace
Cost	Quest Reward
Enchant	Blocks System for 24 hours
Cooldown	24 hours

 

Nicolai had used it on Tiff to block her System. The fact that this was out there was very scary. It didn’t appear to affect stats, but his skills were still a part of him. For now he would keep it, maybe he'd have a use for it.

 

He had walked Wayne through the whole ordeal. Since his daughter was involved the police captain was more than willing to look the other way. Videos would disappear. Implications of a rival gang would appear. Asher was supposed to tell him the whole story later. For now he was too tired. 

 

“Can we go?” Asher asked eventually. It was getting dark and he was tired. 

 

Tiffany separated from Amanda’s embrace. Amanda had showed up recently and was upset she couldn’t help. “One second,” Tiff said. They whispered to one another. Asher had no idea about what. 

 

Zora was over talking to the other girls they had saved. Apparently they were recent kidnappings, they still had to be ‘trained’. Asher was happy to get them out. 

 

“Zora, we are leaving,” Asher said. She jumped up and looked at him. Almost like she was surprised to be included. “Yes you. Unless they’re coming with us. Then let’s go.”

 

“Actually they don’t have anywhere else to go,” Tiffany said. “I offered to put them up at my apartment for the night. Amanda’s going to take them.”

 

“Alrighty then,” he said. His hopes of sex dashed. “I’ll take you and Zora then.” He would at least be able to say his piece that way. His mom was right. He simply needed a good enough distraction to know the best answer. 

 

Soon Zora and Tiff were in his truck. Amanda followed as they headed back to the city. It was a long drive. Asher must have really been speeding before, it took at least an hour to get back. The drive felt like 10 minutes on his way there. 

 

Asher really wanted to talk, but it wasn’t long until Zora was leaning on his shoulder. Then Tiffany followed leaning on Zora. They were asleep soon after. Afraid if he moved he would wake them he drove in silence. 

 

When he stopped the car they slowly woke up. Stretching cutely Zora and Tiff stepped out. “My car is at the Pineridge mall. By the food court. Go get it and bring it back here,” Tiffany said, throwing him the keys. 

 

“But-“ he attempted to say but was stopped by her look. “Yes dear,” he amended. The girls laughed at that. Tiffany’s was loud and Zora tried to hide it. 

 

Taking an Uber he was back in less than an hour. Grabbing the bags out of the back he headed up to Tiff’s room. There were giggles and laughs echoing through the halls as he stopped outside the door. A part of him wanted to turn around. 

 

Unlocking the door with his key the room was silent as he stepped in. “Ah perfect,” Tiffany said. “Put those in the room. We ordered pizza, so rest up.” 

 

He wanted to say something. Tiff, Zora, Amanda, and the 4 girls from the mansion stared at him. Right then a bed sounded right. He did what she said and before he knew it he was asleep on the covers. 

 

Sometime during the night someone tried to wake him up. “Get out of your clothes at least,” a faceless voice said. When he didn’t they began to push and prod him to get up. More asleep than awake he cursed at the girls. 

 

“Touch me and my girlfriends will kick your ass,” he mumbled as his shirt was lifted over his head. With that they let him drop back to sleep. 

 

He then vaguely remembered someone kissing him. Yet it still didn’t work to wake him. He also thought at one point he woke up to Zora and Tiffany kissing over top of him. But he then passed out to a new dream. 

 

When he did finally wake up for good it was still a little dark, but the sun was coming up. Birds chirping he was weighed down on all 3 sides. His arms and his front. 

 

Zora laid on his left, Tiffany on his right, and Amanda on his chest. Her dark curly hair was very recognizable. Also he was in nothing but his boxers. 

 

Asher struggled to put his morning wood down. It took a force of willpower, but he managed. He laid there for a while, slowly recalling the day before. He had killed people. Not monsters, well, that was debatable. But still he broke one of the 10 Commandments, and he felt fine with it. 

 

Yes, it felt like Quinten did it, but Asher had been aware the whole time. He was no longer recognizable to his old self. That wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. Heck he had a boss fight and didn’t think of one of his dad’s sermons for once. That was progress. 

 

“Hey handsome,” Tiffany whispered. 

 

He smiled, brought to the present. “Hello my goddess,” he said. She kissed his cheek with a smile on her face, her cheeks dimpled deeply. It was like they hadn’t fought over the phone the day before. It felt right. 

 

“I’d like to talk,” he said. No longer hesitant. 

 

“Then talk,” she whispered. 

 

“I will. But…” his eyes pointed to his crotch where Amanda was laying. 

 

“You sneaky little minx,” Tiffany said. Her face angry. She tapped Amanda on the head. “Wake up you harlot. Get off my man.”

 

“Ugh Tiff sorry. There was no space in the living room,” she said, wiping her eyes. 

 

“You were on the couch,” Tiff retorted. 

 

Amanda left the room pouting as she mumbled a reply. Asher laughed at the interaction waking up Zora. She rubbed her eyes sleepily. “Morning,” she said. 

 

“Morning,” Tiff and he said in unison. 

 

“Zora, Asher says he would like to talk. I assume that means to both of us,” Tiffany said. 

 

“Oh yeah?” Zora asked as she sat up looking at him. Their eyes scrutinized him, bodies mirrored one another while they waited. He had plenty of time to think about it so he knew the words. 

 

“Tiffany, I love you. Zora, I love you,” he looked at them each in turn. Neither spoke. They gave him a blank stare. “I really can’t put it into better words than that. Zora, when I saw you all my feelings came flooding back. I know we didn’t get much time together but I know they’re real. When I look at you I see-I see us together.” He grabbed her hand. She gave him a smile while she squeezed his hand. 

 

“Tiffany, I really didn’t know life could be so full of fun before I met you. Every day with you has been better than the last. And telling you I love you made me realize what love really was. I never would have understood my feelings for Zora without you.” He took her hand.  She didn’t smile or blush. Simply nodded. A pit formed in his stomach. Somehow he went on. 

 

“If you want to end things with me, I understand. But if you did I’d spend every waking hour trying to win you both back,” he finished. 

 

He looked to Zora. She had tears in her eyes. He looked to Tiffany and the pink and blue haired girl rolled her eyes. With a deep sigh she said, “you know I had this whole thing planned out. You’d stew for a couple of days. We’d go to prom and figure it out. Then-“ she said as tears began to roll down her wide cheeks. “Then you fucking risk your life to save us and totally make my stupid game feel like some childish power play.” She was sobbing by that point. She struggled to get through the words as her mouth contorted into a frown. Ash felt tears form in his own eyes. Zora fell into her and they cried into one another. Ash could only lean forward wrapping his arms around them. 

 

“I was so scared when you-you came in that room. I thought you were dead,” Tiffany mumbled. 

 

“I thought Aleksi killed you. He just kept firing and you kept coming,” Zora added. 

 

“I couldn’t let them touch either of you,” he said. “It would have hurt me too much to see either of you in pain.” They were soon caressing one another. Their cries became quieter and quieter. 

 

It wasn’t until they heard a whisper at the door that they were finally brought back. “Is he so good that they’re crying?”

 

“Maybe,” another voice replied. 

 

The 3 laughed as they wiped their eyes. “Go to bed!” Tiffany yelled. When the eavesdroppers yelped and backed away she asked,“Where does that leave us?” 

 

“I don’t want what I did to skew your morals,” he said. 

 

“Too late,” Tiffany mumbled. 

 

“But I would like to be with both of you. I know my life is better with you than without. So please consider it,” he finished. 

 

Zora and Tiff looked to one another. They leaned closer and closer until they kissed on the lips. It was gentle to start and was soon heated. Asher could only watch in awe as Zora moved to straddle Tiff. Their make out session quickly devolved into groping one another. His erection was in full force as he watched. 

 

When they pulled back from one another Zora rested her head on Tiffany’s now ample bosom. “We considered it,” Tiffany said. 

 

“We decided to date one another. And leave you out,” Zora said. 

 

They burst out laughing at the heartbroken look on his face. “Kidding. No. We talked. And we want to experiment and see where things go,” Zora said happily. Comfortable in the large bosom. 

 

“When did you…?” He couldn’t think of the word. 

 

“Yesterday a little. And last night,” Tiffany admitted. “We tried to get you to join but you kept grunting at us.”

 

His face sank with each word. “So I…?”

 

“Missed out on this. Yes. And you better get used to it. My little Zora is so cute. I can’t get enough of her.”

 

“Hey. I’m not little,” she said with a pout. 

 

“Oh I’m sorry. How about I…” She began whispering in her ear. 

 

Zora blushed and then nodded shyly. “Yes I’m very little,” she agreed. 

 

He was sad and happy they appeared to have their own little dynamic. “But I get to watch right?” He confirmed; really wanting to know what was said. 

 

“Yes…watch,” Tiffany said. Then she began whispering in Zora’s ear more. The small girl began to laugh happily. 

 

Asher gulped.