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Chapter 33
Yu Shu: "I thought you didn't see it."
"Humph, I'm not blind." Yu Fanxing disdainfully twisted her mouth, "Besides, I'm an old hand who has experience in the world of flowers, how could I fall for a little kid?"
Yu Shu applauded to show her appreciation.
Yu Fanxing took out her phone and looked at it. When she was at the bar just now, her phone rang several times. She was annoyed so she simply turned it off.
"Let me take you home first?" Yu Shu rubbed her temples. She hadn't drank for a long time, so the alcohol was going to her head and she felt a little uncomfortable.
Yu Fanxing thought about going home smelling of alcohol at this time of night and getting lectured by her whole family, her scalp tingled at the thought, so she suggested going to stay at Yu Shu's place for the night.
Yu Shu didn't mind at all, she lived alone anyway.
When the two got out of the car, they were both unsteady on their feet. Supporting each other, they got into the elevator. Yu Fanxing leaned against the wall of the elevator and kept lamenting that she was really getting old, she couldn't even handle a little alcohol anymore.
"It must be because of the alcohol, the after effects are too strong. I can't handle it either."
"Hey, that's a good couplet." Yu Fanxing's head was dizzy as she peered closely at the couplet on the door. "No marriage... no romance in one's prime...forever continue; No birth...no raising...immortal longevity forever prosperous..."
The calligraphy was also very familiar. Yu Fanxing didn't say this sentence. From a young age she had seen too much calligraphy, most of them looked familiar when she saw them.
The two stumbled into the door like zombies and collapsed onto the sofa together.
Yu Fanxing: "Skinny mushroom..."
Yu Shu: "Fragrant mushroom..."
The two lay quietly for a while without saying anything.
Yu Fanxing hummed twice and said, "Let's just sleep on the sofa tonight, don't want to move."
Anyway the floor was heated so it wouldn't be cold.
"I'm afraid your old waist can't handle it."
"Even if it can't handle it, that'll be tomorrow's problem. We don't care about tomorrow's problems today..." Yu Fanxing pulled a nearby blanket over herself and fell completely asleep.
Yu Shu woke the sleeping Yu Fanxing with one sentence: "You didn't remove your makeup."
"Ah--" Yu Fanxing sat up with a wail, "I hate you!"
"The master bedroom bathroom has makeup remover and cleansing oil. The upper cabinet also has makeup remover pads. There are also clean toothbrushes and towels inside."
Yu Fanxing reluctantly shuffled to the master bedroom while Yu Shu lay down for a bit longer before getting up to make a sobering tea in the kitchen.
Yu Shu's own hand-made fruit sobering tea, no matter how bad one felt after drinking, two bowls of the sobering tea could bring great relief, and it tasted very good too.
After making the sobering tea, Yu Shu took a shower in the guest bathroom and changed into pajamas. When Yu Fanxing came out after washing up, the sobering tea was warm. She was wearing Yu Shu's nightgown. The simple white silk nightgown looked pure and alluring on Yu Fanxing. There were only a few small lace flowers on the shoulder straps, resting next to her clavicle. Her chest was barely covered. Barefoot, she reclined comfortably on the sofa, stretching out her slender, well-proportioned legs as white as condensed cream.
"The sobering tea really is good, send me the recipe." As Yu Fanxing turned her head, she found that Yu Shu was staring dumbfounded at her legs, and laughed spitfully, "You little pervert! Your nose is about to bleed from looking!"
Yu Shu nodded to acknowledge she deserved this title: "Anyone who breathes is lustful."
Yu Fanxing changed to an even more seductive pose: "Forget about you, anyone would succumb, even my old man. He's almost sixty but still likes to touch my legs..."
Yu Shu covered her ears to block out the omitted content: "Not suitable for children, not suitable for children."
Yu Fanxing raised her eyebrows: "Innocent child?"
Yu Shu nodded shyly with a flushed face.
Yu Fanxing sat up properly, wanting to discuss issues of biological instinct with the little student, when the doorbell rang loudly.
"Who could it be this late?" Yu Shu frowned.
She didn't buzz anyone in from outside, and this apartment building had a 24-hour doorman, so strangers couldn't get in without permission from a resident.
Yu Fanxing rubbed her forehead: "He's here again."
"Huh?"
"Go open, it's probably my old man."
When Yu Shu opened the door, there was a dignified middle-aged man standing outside, exactly the same as she had seen in Yu Fanxing's friend circle.
"Pardon my intrusion, my name is Shen Chaowen, I'm Fanxing's husband. I've come to pick her up to go home."
As expected of a tycoon--this was the only thought in Yu Shu's mind.
Although his tone was mild and friendly, his aura was still imposing, infinitely oppressive and crushing.
"Uh..." Yu Shu quickly stepped back to invite him inside, "Please come in!"
"Hub~by~~~~"
Yu Fanxing's shout made goosebumps rise all over Yu Shu's body--she was even more coy than a young woman.
Shen Chaowen was very pleased by this. The anger in his heart instantly diminished by seventy to eighty percent, and his expression also softened a lot: "Why didn't you answer the phone?"
Yu Shu took her teacup and slipped into the kitchen, leaving the living room for the two of them.
Yu Fanxing hooked Shen Chaowen's belt with her finger and pulled him closer, putting her arms around his neck: "I was watching a movie and didn't hear it. Later my phone ran out of battery so I turned it off. It's still charging in little Shu's bedroom now."
"Why didn't you call me back?" Shen Chaowen pinched the back of her slender neck, gently massaging.
Yu Fanxing hated when he acted like this. Biting the bullet, she answered: "I forgot... You know I have a bad memory."
Shen Chaowen was clearly dissatisfied with this perfunctory answer and didn't respond. Yu Fanxing steeled her heart, climbed onto Shen Chaowen's body, wrapped her legs around his waist, and shouted vigorously: "Husband, I was wrong!!!"
Shen Chaowen held her waist to prevent her from falling: "No next time."
"I know, I know!"
The kitchen door wasn't soundproof. Yu Shu was forced to watch a middle-aged Mary Sue show--wasn't Yu Fanxing just like a pampered wife of a prestigious family who had reached middle age in novels?!
Naturally, Yu Fanxing couldn't stay overnight. Her clothes were still in the washing machine, so she took a set of Yu Shu's clothes to wear. Luckily the two had similar builds, and Yu Shu's clothing style suited Yu Fanxing's taste as well.
"I like your wardrobe." While picking out clothes, Yu Fanxing kept exclaiming, and snapped her fingers: "The two of us shopping together will definitely be fun."
"Sure, I'm free anytime."
When leaving, Shen Chaowen bowed slightly to her: "Sorry for the intrusion today."
Yu Shu quickly avoided his bow, afraid it would shorten her life: "No, no need to be so polite."
She didn't dare to address this tycoon as an equal, Yu Shu had never seen such an implicitly majestic big brother.
Yu Fanxing could tell she was uncomfortable and jokingly pulled Shen Chaowen away after teasing her a bit.