Chapter 621: Disgusting God, So Gross (2)
"Ah! Nile River, we cheer for you!"
"You emerge from the underground, coming forth to nourish the land of Kemit (Black Soil)!"
"You possess everything, yet give everything, providing food for living beings, preparing offerings for the gods."
"You flow through the underworld, reflecting the sky, ruling the earth. You are the controller of both lands (Upper Kemit and Lower Kemit), filling the granaries, overflowing the storehouses, and caring for the fate of the poor."
"Ah, Nile River! Mother of the Kemit people, please lend me your strength, so I can overcome all powerful enemies!"
As Doctor Nile finished his prayer, the river sand in the clay pot suddenly bloomed with brilliant golden light.
He lifted the clay pot and poured the golden sands over himself.
The sands formed a river pattern on his black body, looking both mysterious and noble.
"I am ready."
Doctor Nile said, donning his armor.
Now, only one "person" wasn't ready yet.
Everyone's eyes turned to the panda, but it was completely oblivious.
Vermilion traced out curved and folded strokes on the purple talisman paper, resembling clouds, star maps, and the crawling of serpents.
This was the Taoist Heavens Book Cloud Script, among which the secret Eight Dragons Cloud Script, only the most historically rich Mystical Sects could possibly pass down.
Only truly gifted cultivators could learn and use it to draw talismans before refining their spirit.
"Lord Tao, I have completed it!"
The panda smugly announced as it finished the last stroke.
Then it opened its mouth and spat out a method seal, stamping it in the center of the purple talisman.
"Mixed Pill Treasure?"
Liu Zheng read the seal inscription.
"Huh? You can understand the Heavens Book Cloud Script?!"
The panda asked, shocked.
"I don't understand it."
"Then how did you know it was these four words?"
The panda asked curiously.
"I don't know, just felt it should be these four words."
He shrugged.
"Could it be you're fated with my sect?"
The panda scrutinized him, suspiciously.
Both Buddhist and Taoist sects speak of causality and fate, many magic treasures recognize their master based not on strength, but on fate.
And those naturally gifted Taoist seeds always have one or two cultivation techniques they can't master.
Liu Zheng, having no traces of cultivation, recognized the seal inscription purely by intuition.
Either he is fated with the Heavens Book Cloud Script, or he's fated with the Mixed Pill Sect, or perhaps both.
"Maybe. Are you going to take me as a disciple?"
Liu Zheng smiled.
"Hmph, getting into our Mixed Pill Sect is not so easy. You have to go through ten challenges and ten difficulties, and finally a big trial."
The panda stated proudly.
"Did you go through all this when you joined the Mixed Pill Sect?"
He squinted and asked.
"No. Are we the same? I was born a disciple of the Mixed Pill Sect."
The panda replied, self-assuredly.
"Then I'll wait for your master to wake up, and let him take me on as a disciple, then you'll have to call me Uncle-Master."
Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.
"Dream on, my master would never take you in. You look so ugly, traveling outside would bring shame to our Mixed Pill Sect."
The panda said disdainfully.
"What do you know, Tentacle Monsters are all the rage now. They all say if I went to the black market as a gigolo, I'd definitely become the top choice."
"Your master wouldn't want to exist in this half-dead state either. If I could help restore his soul, not only would he take me as a disciple, he might even bow to me as a master."
He said.
"Impossible, my master's soul was scattered by a tribulation lightning, even the Nine Transformation Soul Returning Pill couldn't save him, how could you restore it?"
The panda couldn't believe it.
"Ha, ha, take a look at this."
Liu Zheng took out the Resentment Fish.
"Oh my Mixed Pill Venerable! How, how could you have such a priceless Ghost Cultivator treasure?"
The panda was once again shocked.
This Resentment Fish, although pieced together by countless souls, had pure and thick soul power, comparable to its master's Yin God at its peak.
"Your boss has plenty of good stuff, if you perform well, I could even find you a mate, not to mention revive your master and make the Mixed Pill Sect great again."
Liu Zheng said confidently.
"You're just blowing smoke."
The panda spoke, while its black eyes spun round and round, plotting something unknown.
"Everything's ready, let's begin."
He lifted his chin and said.
"You're the boss, your call."
The panda shrugged and walked out of the bomb-proof vehicle with the Yaksha and Doctor Nile.
"Shadow Spell · Illusory Presence!"
Yaksha raised his magic wand and pointed, a gray light shot from the hands of the weeping woman.
The bomb-proof vehicle was hit by the gray light, and its presence became indiscernible immediately.
"This spell allows the target to connect with the Shadow Realm, giving any attack only a half chance to hit the target."
Yaksha explained to Doctor Nile.
"Thoughtful."
Doctor Nile nodded approvingly.
"Look at that, this is something your bodyguard didn't even think of."
He critically pointed out to the panda.
"Tch."
The panda shrugged its nose, unusually not talking back.
"Ready? I'm about to begin."
It took out twelve command flags and planted them at the positions of the twelve earthly branches.
"Let's start."
Doctor Nile nodded.
"Sky vast, earth vast, where is the divine here?"
"I have a cup of Three Lights Spirit Water, a handful of Five-colored Sacred Soil, a rainbow cloud, a bowl of blood from nine beasts as sacrifice, please accept, do not delay, reveal yourself swiftly, as urgent as the mandate!"
The panda took out each mentioned offering and placed them in the middle of the twelve command flags, then joined its paws like a sword, shouting fiercely.
Moments later, the spirit water, sacred soil, cloud, and beast blood vanished into thin air, and the entire Broken-Root Mountain trembled.
"It's coming!"
The panda shouted loudly as a warning.
As soon as its voice fell, a hand covered in broken-root flowers extended from the earth, striking away all twelve command flags.
"Dark Magic · Death Convulsion!"
Yaksha was the first to act, the weeping woman gathered a black magic sphere in her hands and threw it at the hand.
"Sun Whip!"
Doctor Nile was the second to attack, a lightning bolt thicker than a person descended from the sky, striking that hand first.
However, the lightning, capable of reducing a towering tree to ashes, didn't even scorch the flowers on that hand.
"Such a strong aura of decay,"
Doctor Nile's gaze focused.
Challenging a god is difficult enough, confronting a god long dead yet still capable of action is even more daunting.
Fortunately, his strength is now much greater and he has several strong allies.
The lightning failed to succeed, and the black magic sphere followed closely.
Seemingly sensing the threat, a broken-root flower shot from the divine hand, colliding with the black magic sphere.
The broken-root flower twisted and deformed under the violent power of destruction, eventually becoming a small unrecognizable mass.
"It felt fear!"
The magic did not take effect, yet Yaksha was pleased instead of worried.
The enemy having too many blocking techniques is scary; what's terrifying is when the enemy doesn't even bother to block, indicating your attack can't harm them.
"True Magic · Secret Technique Splitting!"
"Dark Magic · Destructive Arrow!"
She cast two spells in quick succession without hesitation.
A pure white decomposition light shot from the hands of the weeping woman, aimed at the forearm of the divine hand.
A pure black magical arrow shot from the mouth of a blood skull, aimed at the palm of the divine hand.
"Sun Ship, filled with the wrath and majesty of God La, bring destruction to the decaying Evil God!"
And Doctor Nile also summoned the Sun Ship to crash into the divine hand.
He guessed that Yaksha might use Secret Technique Splitting, so he delayed deliberately.
Otherwise, if the decomposition light didn't decompose the divine hand and dismantled the Sun Ship first, that would be quite laughable.
"Pop!"
The divine hand emerged from the ground, making a sound like a suction cup being pulled off glass.
Seeing the full appearance of this unknown god shocked everyone.
Beneath the divine hand wasn't a complete body, nor was it a broken limb, but a whole womb.
The opening of the womb formed the shape of the Xuanyuan Gateway, large stems grew inversely from the womb, two lanterns hung at the connection between the arm and womb, with glaring veiny and capillary patterns.
"What a disgusting god, yuck."
Liu Zheng showed a look of disgust.