The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!

Chapter 609



Under Ah Bao's guidance, the armored vehicle drove onto the mountain road of Qingzhu Mountain.

"Speaking of, now that you're coming with us, what about this mountain?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Some other Demon King will definitely take it. Let them have it, it's a losing business anyway."

Ah Bao said nonchalantly.

Other than its geographical location and the abundant green bamboo, Qingzhu Mountain had nothing else worth mentioning, otherwise, that Horse Bear Spirit wouldn't have ended up taking it.

And that bamboo wasn't some sort of Spiritual Object, it's just that it suited his taste.

Although he's reluctant to leave behind the bamboo, he can always come back to eat it when he's craving, no matter who the mountain-claiming Demon King is at the time, they won't fight him over some bamboo.

"Hmm. When the time comes, you guys can negotiate with the new Demon King, if you can't reach an agreement, let me know, and I'll have Ah Bao negotiate with them."

Liu Zheng said to Bai San.

"Okay, thanks in advance, Mr. Liu."

Bai San expressed his gratitude.

He nodded, then took out the skull that Shi Tiantian had given him.

Shi Tiantian said that as long as he blows the skull within the Ten Thousand Great Mountains, she will know his location.

The problem is, with all these holes, how do you blow it?

Liu Zheng gave a hard blow into the ear hole of the skull, and indeed, he couldn't even produce a muffled sound.

Helplessly, he had to block the larger holes like the skull's mouth, neck, and ears using his tentacles, and then blew into the eye holes,

"Puff~"

Finally, a muffled sound came out.

"Let's wait for a bit."

He signaled Lao Si to turn off the engine.

Since Shi Tiantian mentioned she would come to him, it was better not to wander around.

"Are you waiting for someone?"

Ah Bao nonchalantly pulled out a tender bamboo shoot and asked while munching on it.

"Yes."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"I'll go pack up my stuff first."

Ah Bao said.

"How long will that take?"

"Not long, I just have a small amount of stuff, it'll be done in no time."

Ah Bao shook his head and wagged it as he spoke.

"Alright, quick as you go and come back."

"Okay."

This time Ah Bao didn't use the spring cloud but dashed toward the mountain top on all fours, not sure if his ability was on cooldown or what.

"Aren't you worried it'll run away?"

Doctor Nile asked, watching it disappear.

"If it's gonna rain, it'll rain. If someone wants to leave, they'll leave. Instead of forcing a bear that doesn't want to stay, it's better if this unstable factor leaves on its own."

"Besides, didn't it already say? Mountains and waters may meet, and when we meet again, we can enjoy roasted panda meat."

Liu Zheng calmly replied.

"Sometimes you seem too impulsive, and other times, you're frighteningly calm. Humans truly are the most complex species. Even as a former human, I struggle to understand them."

Doctor Nile shook his head and said.

"That's normal. Even adults can't understand their childhood selves."

He smiled and said.

After waiting for about ten minutes, Ah Bao returned with a flowery cloth bundle on his back.

"If you tie that under your nose, you'll look more like a thief."

Liu Zheng said, holding back laughter.

"Who's stealing? This is all my stuff. The Horse Bear Spirit didn't leave anything for me to steal, okay?"

Ah Bao defended his reputation.

"I was just saying it looks like it. I didn't say you are a thief, so why are you so agitated?"

"Who's agitated!"

Ah Bao exclaimed.

"See, now you're even more agitated."

He spread his tentacles and said.

"I'm not! I..."

Ah Bao felt something was off but couldn't pinpoint it.

"Don't rush, take your time to think."

Liu Zheng couldn't help but pat him as he looked at his troubled expression.

Niu Daji looked enviously, wanting to assert his presence, yet being stuck and unable to move, he could only glare at Ah Bao.

What's the point of being cute and able to fight? Does it have the loyalty I do? Can it take a beating like me? Does it have as many contributions?

I'm the first underling and third generation candidate of the take-out gang, even if the King of Enchanting Demon comes, this fact won't change!

However, Niu Daji secretly vowed to work even harder in the future, not letting these newcomers steal the spotlight.

"Hm?"

Suddenly, Bai San laid down on the ground.

"Someone's approaching underground from the southeast direction, moving quickly, estimated to arrive in two minutes."

He listened for a moment and said.

This is one of the Bai Family's bloodline abilities, capable of detecting underground activities, and Bai San is an expert in it.

"Prepare for a skirmish."

Liu Zheng commanded.

Although the arrival was most likely Shi Tiantian, he had to consider unexpected possibilities.

"Yes!"

Bai San's judgment was incredibly accurate. A minute later, a mound of earth appeared in their view, approaching quickly.

Once it arrived before Liu Zheng, Shi Tiantian broke through the mound and emerged from the ground.

"Dear human gentleman, I'm here~"

Shi Tiantian said sweetly.

"Miss Tian Tian, thank you for your hard work. You're covered in dirt, let me clean you up."

Liu Zheng spoke as he took off his uniform to assist with cleaning.

"You truly are thoughtful, human gentleman."

Shi Tiantian's voice became even sweeter.

"Are you sure you won't get punished by the restaurant for this when you go back?"

Doctor Nile couldn't stand it anymore.

Despite knowing this kid flirts everywhere, this level of eagerness was too much, wasn't it?

This kid never treated Sasha like this!

"Miss Tian Tian came all this way to help me, I certainly can't let her be uncomfortable, even if the restaurant punishes me, so what?"

Liu Zheng said righteously.

"Woo woo woo, human gentleman, you're really touching me."

Amidst the crowd's strange expressions, Shi Tiantian embraced him, her voice tinged with a hint of sobbing.


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