The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!

"This incompetent disciple, I will certainly discipline him properly later."

The feather-robed man forced a smile and said.

"You couldn't control him while you were alive, let alone now that you're dead. If it weren't for the two of us having great supernatural powers, we would've been killed by your disciple's two breaths just now."

"How do you plan to settle this account, Taoist?"

Liu Zheng said unceremoniously.

"This fellow Daoist..."

"I am not a cultivator, just a foolish mortal. Currently, I work as a delivery man at the Bloody Restaurant, have you heard of it?"

The feather-robed man was about to speak but was interrupted.

"Bloody Restaurant!"

Only then did the feather-robed man notice Liu Zheng's uniform, and his heart was shocked.

"The reputation of the Bloody Restaurant, though I am a person from the mountains and wilds, I have long heard of it."

He forced a smile and said.

"That's good. Then the Taoist should also know the style of our restaurant: offending our people, whether dead or alive, in physical form or spiritual body, will all have to go through the kitchen."

"I see your disciple has a nice layer of fat, and your spiritual body is quite extraordinary. If made into a master-disciple bowl of rice, it must be full of flavor."

Liu Zheng stared at the panda's fat belly and deliberately ground his teeth.

"Do you really think you have us eaten up, Benefactor?"

The feather-robed man's expression turned slightly cold.

"Regardless of whether I have you eaten up, harsh words must be said. The Taoist wouldn't think that after such conduct by your disciple, I can still chat with you calmly, right?"

He said indifferently.

"Then what does the Benefactor want?"

"Continue the bet we had just now, let your disciple fight with my elder, the stakes remain the same. This seems reasonable, right?"

Liu Zheng said.

Upon hearing him refer to himself as an elder, Doctor Nile smiled contentedly.

"What was the wager and stakes in your bet just now?"

The feather-robed man asked.

Now he only had a sliver of remnant spirit tethered within the panda, usually with almost no awareness of the outside world, so he did not know what had just happened.

"Master, it's like this..."

The panda explained the situation to him.

"Well..."

After hearing that, the feather-robed man hesitated.

If the other party demanded compensation or other excessive requests, he would definitely refuse outright.

But Liu Zheng's request was reasonable, after all, he was a cultivator himself, and shameless requests were not something he could manage.

"There should be a match between social ranks. Since our side is sending out a junior, your side should also send out a junior to fight."

As a master, the feather-robed man quickly thought of a reason.

"Are you sure, Taoist?"

Liu Zheng smiled strangely upon hearing it.

"I'm not like my elder who is adept and flexible. When I strike, it's bound to be lethal; if your disciple gets hurt, it wouldn't be pretty."

"You're bluffing..."

The panda wanted to shout insults, but seeing the bloodline on its paw, it couldn't bring itself to do it.

"Master, let's escape."

Its mouth parted slightly, but the sound was only heard by the feather-robed man, a result of the Master using a hidden voice spell.

"As your master, I was thinking the same. In a moment, you engage that random person for a few rounds; I will secretly cast a spell. When the time comes, I will transmit to you the signal to press him back, and then let's make our escape."

The feather-robed man transmitted this in a secret voice.

"Great, great."

The panda said happily.

"Black-and-white chubby, you're smiling quite happily."

Liu Zheng fully saw its smile.

"Uh, I'm not, I wasn't, you saw wrong."

The panda denied it flatly.

"I've seen everything with these eyes, but never seen wrong. Planning to run, are you?"

Liu Zheng sneered and took out the Dragon Fishing Pole.

Universe's Reel: After using, the hook will certainly hit the target, and the player and target will undergo a luck confrontation, with the losing party being imprisoned—imprisonment strength and duration are positively correlated with the luck attribute difference.

"Doctor, let them witness your grand treasure again."

He nudged his chin and said.

"How can such aces be casually displayed? Young people love to show off."

Doctor Nile said, but still took out the Mini Pyramid.

"With these combined, if you manage to escape, I'll become your steed."

Liu Zheng sneered.

"Sky Turning Seal!"

Upon seeing the Mini Pyramid, the feather-robed man's seven emotions were almost scared scatter.

"No, this isn't Sky Turning Seal."

Fortunately, he quickly realized.

Sky Turning Seal is an Immortal Treasure, how could it be in the hands of a divine cultivator?

Moreover, the design is so unusual, it obviously does not conform to Taoist magic treasures' style.

However, although it's not Sky Turning Seal, the effect is similar—even though now only a remnant spirit is left, even being alive, he could not withstand such an attack.

"Benefactor, we don't have a deep-seated hatred, is it necessary to press hard?"

The feather-robed man sighed.

"It's you who keep inching forward. Now I will count to three; if you have no constructive suggestions, you'll become grilled sashimi."

Liu Zheng raised three tentacles.

"Three!"

He lowered one tentacle.

"Two!"

He lowered the second tentacle.

"If we agree to be Benefactor's bodyguards, what responsibilities will we have, and what rewards are there?"

Before Liu Zheng could count to one, the feather-robed man asked.

"Master!"

The panda looked at him with disbelief.

"Silence. If you had diligently practiced the Five Elements Escape Technique, we wouldn't be experiencing today's calamity!"

The feather-robed man exclaimed, disappointed.

"Ugh..."

The panda curled itself up sadly.

"No specific duties outlined, but I won't ask it to die in service. However, if it flees at the slightest trouble, I'll definitely deal with it before dealing with the enemy."