The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!

Chapter 606: The Road-Blocking Bandit Panda



Doctor Nile threw the last handful of herbs into the bowl, then recited a spell over it.

Soon, the various medicinal ingredients in the bowl automatically mixed together, turning into a black paste.

"Done."

Doctor Nile said with satisfaction.

The place where the descendants of Ra lived was hot and dry, and seasonings such as spice were relatively rare, so even nobles and priests needed to use beer or medicines to stimulate their appetite.

And what Doctor Nile made was a digestive promoting medicine, with the advantage of being very potent, but the downside of also suppressing libido.

Of course, Niu Daji probably wouldn't care, it wouldn't matter even if he did.

"Doctor, it can't be taken directly."

Seeing Doctor Nile about to administer the medicine to Niu Daji, Liu Zheng quickly stopped him.

"Why?"

Doctor Nile asked curiously.

"It's complicated, but it just can't consume anything more."

He said.

"You're so troublesome. Let me think..."

Doctor Nile didn't ask further, starting to think about how to administer the medicine to Niu Daji.

"Got it!"

He tore off a piece of bandage, twisted it into a stick shape, and evenly spread the paste on it.

"Stick your butt up."

He patted Niu Daji's backside and said.

"Administering by rectum still counts as ingestion, right?"

Liu Zheng was not very sure.

"I never said I was going to give it rectally."

Doctor Nile said without raising his head.

"Huh? Then why make it stick its butt up? Ah! Oh~"

Just as he realized it, Doctor Nile had already grabbed Niu Daji's penis and inserted the medicine stick.

Steady, accurate, ruthless!

"Moo!!!"

Niu Daji let out a mournful cry, trembling painfully with its massive belly.

"Don't move around, or it'll fall out and I'll have to insert it again."

Doctor Nile admonished.

"Moo..."

Niu Daji's eyes were filled with tears, and it let out a low, tear-inducing moan.

"Da Ji, bear with it, it'll be over soon."

Liu Zheng comforted.

"Boss, it's okay, I can handle it!"

Niu Daji said stoutly.

"Alright, we'll change it for another one in half an hour."

Doctor Nile put away the medicine bowl and said.

"Moo!!!"

Niu Daji abandoned its strong front and burst into crying moo.

With Niu Daji's wailing, the armored car drove through the grassland and arrived at a barren land.

On both sides of the barren land were pebble beaches, with some sparse shrubs and weeds growing on them, and further away were mountains shrouded in a blue mist.

Liu Zheng knew that this was an optical phenomenon called "Rayleigh scattering."

Because blue light has a shorter wavelength, it scatters more in the air.

And the further away a person is from the mountains, the more air in between, making the distant mountains appear bluer.

Actually, violet light has an even shorter wavelength, but there's less violet light in sunshine, so we see more blue.

He learned this knowledge from a female classmate in college. Her family had been in geological exploration for three generations, but her generation wasn't allowed into the field, yet through this exposure, she still learned a lot about geography and exploration.

As for that female classmate... she was just a classmate, of course.

And in the middle of the barren land was a dirt road that extended all the way into the distant mountains.

"This road leads into the mountains."

Bai San said.

"Lao Si, get on the road."

Liu Zheng instructed.

"Got it."

Lao Si turned the wheel left, even using the turn signal.

"This doesn't feel like an ordinary dirt road."

After the armored car got on the road, Liu Zheng commented on the driving feel.

"Exactly, it's a surface paved with a mixture of triple soil and special adhesive."

Bai San nodded.

Triple soil is a mixture of clay, fine sand, and gravel, and is still used in modern construction engineering.

"Did you pave it?"

"We worked with several other businesses to pave it."

Bai San replied.

"There are many entrances to the Ten Thousand Great Mountains; usually, several businesses share one. This way, if there's any problem, it's easier to handle, especially since those Barbarian Clans and Demon Kings love to rob and charge tolls."

"Of course, some exceptionally powerful individuals have their own entrances. And there's City Hall; they can take any route."

He continued to explain.

"I see. So, will we encounter those Barbarian Clans and Demon Kings?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Probably not. The people in the Ten Thousand Great Mountains have their territories. The Demon King covering this area is a Bear Demon, and he's fairly trustworthy, sometimes even does business with us."

Bai San replied.

"That's good then."

He took the client's finger out of the beheaded mandarin duck purse, but the finger sat quietly on his tentacle without indicating a direction.

"Looks like we haven't truly entered the Ten Thousand Great Mountains yet."

Liu Zheng put the finger back in his pocket.

The armored car drove forward, soon spotting a small mountain in the distance.

The mountain was lush and densely vegetated.

"This mountain is called Qingzhu Mountain. Once we're up it, we're in the realm of the Ten Thousand Great Mountains."

Bai San introduced.

"Alright, Lao Si, how's the road condition?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"No problem, Mr. Liu."

Lao Si replied.

"Then full speed ahead."

They'd already been delayed a lot on the road.

"Yes!"

Lao Si floored the gas pedal, and the speed shot up to 300 km/h.

The wide and heavy body of the car aggressively pushed the air around it, making the wind noise so loud that even the special soundproof layer couldn't fully block it.

Fortunately, this test vehicle was built with solid materials and craftsmanship. The body barely shook, and there was no feeling of bumpiness.


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