The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!

Chapter 591: Your Wife Is Nice, She's Mine Now (Part 2)



Liu Zheng hesitated.

Niu Ma went to deliver a takeout and got seriously injured, and White Feather Chicken even had an explosion while treating the wound, showing just how sinister this Garbage Processing Plant is.

With his current strength, going there would be like a sheep entering a tiger's den.

At the very least, he should first get Sha Jiang's wanted notice revoked, bringing him along would be safer.

"At least you still have a conscience."

The nightingale poked a finger at his cheek.

"Didn't you wash your hands after going to the toilet?"

Liu Zheng smelled a strong odor and was shocked.

"You're the one who didn't wash hands after the toilet. I was helping the Sea Girl mix paint for making props, and I didn't have time to wash my hands after getting your call. And you still dislike me!"

The nightingale was almost in tears.

"No, I mean, that's perfect. I just love the original flavor, let me have a lick!"

He showed an eager look and grabbed the nightingale's finger, trying to swallow it.

"Eww~"

The nightingale immediately withdrew her finger, looking at him with disdain.

"Hmm hmm."

Liu Zheng laughed triumphantly.

How could the nightingale teasing him every day and playing yuri purity love with the Sea Girl withstand his perverted attack?

"I'm too lazy to play with you, I'm leaving."

The nightingale fiercely pinched his face and then turned away gracefully.

"This guy."

Liu Zheng shook his head and drove towards the cemetery.

After passing the archway, the Tomb Guardian quickly rode a skinny horse up to him.

"Here's the Light Wine you requested."

Liu Zheng handed the Light Wine to the Tomb Guardian.

"This is for you, Brother Ma."

He then placed three bottles of wine into the skinny horse's saddlebag.

"Neigh~"

The skinny horse nuzzled his face affectionately.

"Not bad."

The Tomb Guardian uncorked a bottle and sniffed it, showing a satisfied expression.

"Take this."

He took a bullet from his pocket and handed it to Liu Zheng.

Liu Zheng took the bullet, and the item description popped up immediately.

"Name: Dud Bullet"

"Type: Miscellaneous"

"Quality: Common"

"Effect: None"

"Note: An ordinary bullet, just tinged with some of the Tomb Guardian's aura."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"

"Sir."

He looked up to say something, but found that the Tomb Guardian had already ridden away.

However, where the skinny horse had stood, there was now a charred hoofprint.

"What's this supposed to mean?"

Liu Zheng contemplated for a moment while looking at the hoofprint, then tentatively stepped a hoof onto it.

"Hiss!"

As soon as the hoof touched it, a sharp pain made him cry out.

Liu Zheng lifted the hoof and saw that the hoof surface was almost charred.

He knocked off the charred layer with a rusty knife, exposing fresh red tissue, with a faint flame-like pattern on it.

"Thank you, Brother Ma."

Even though the skinny horse couldn't hear, he sincerely expressed his gratitude.

Using the sawtoothed butcher knife as a crutch, Liu Zheng hobbled toward Red Pig's grave.

Perhaps because of the Dud Bullet imbued with the Tomb Guardian's aura, the journey remained safe.

At Red Pig's tombstone, he directly knocked hard on the tombstone with the sawtoothed butcher knife.

"Come out quickly, or I'll pee on your photo!"

Liu Zheng shouted.

"How did Niu Ma teach you the rules? Is that how he recruits followers?"

Red Pig's huge figure emerged from the grave, looking reasonably sane, but emitting even more black smoke than last time.

"If you don't know what politeness is, I can bring you into the graveyard to teach you slowly."

Seeing Liu Zheng had not prepared the grave visiting package this time, its ghostly blue spiritual body seemed to be turning black.

"I advise you to be polite to me, or else~"

Liu Zheng drew out his words.

"Or else what?"

Red Pig sneered.

It wondered if the kid had finally gone mad from work, since he was quite eloquent in the previous visits.

"Or else I'll take your wife away."

Liu Zheng laughed.

"!!!"

Red Pig's eyes widened, its spiritual body flickering like a faulty connection.

"What did you say? You found Qian Zao?"

It grabbed Liu Zheng entirely, a cold feeling spreading from the point of contact all over him.

"Don't get too excited just yet."

Liu Zheng quickly said.

"How could I not be excited!"

Red Pig shouted loudly.

"If you freeze me to death, you'll never know where your wife is."

He pointed at his skin that had turned gray-white.

"Speak! Where is she?!"

Red Pig let go of Liu Zheng as if electrified, then asked loudly.

"I can tell you, but when I say you can't move, you mustn't move. Otherwise, I'll leave immediately, and you'll never see her."

Liu Zheng took out the delivery slip and warned beforehand.

"Okay, I promise you, hurry up and say it."

Red Pig said impatiently.

He thought for a while, did not take out the ceramic pillow, but took out the Elixir of Three Lives first.

"This is..."

Red Pig's gaze sharpened.

He felt extremely pure Soul Power from the bowl of wine.

"This is a top-grade wine I bought from Du Kang Wine Workshop, the Elixir of Three Lives. The drinker will be intoxicated for forty-nine days, recalling the experiences of this life, the past life, and the life before that in dreams, and upon waking from the dream, restore the soul's wounds."

Liu Zheng explained the effects of the Elixir of Three Lives.

"I don't need it. I'm not wounded, nor do I need to recall any past lives or the life before that."

Red Pig refused decisively.

"It's not for you to drink, so what are you refusing?"

He rolled his eyes.

"What do you mean?"

"This is for Qian Zao's host to drink. Only if the host gets drunk can you meet Qian Zao. Otherwise, once the host wakes up, Qian Zao will completely disappear."

Liu Zheng said.

"What does host mean? Has Qian Zao taken over and been reborn?"

Red Pig frowned.

"Listen to me and I'll tell you slowly..."

He relayed the Tomb Guardian's words to him.

And Red Pig also gradually calmed down while listening attentively.

"This is the ceramic pillow that houses the soul of Qian Zao's host."

Liu Zheng saw it was stable and finally took the ceramic pillow out of the Headless Mandarin Duck Pouch.

"Qian Zao..."

Red Pig took the ceramic pillow, hugged it in his chest, pressed it against his head, and kept stroking it with his big hand.

"Wake up, the pillow houses someone else's wife, your wife is in someone else's wife's dream."

He reminded.

"Does Niu Ma know how cheeky you are?"

Red Pig glanced sidelong at him and said.

"He knows all too well."

Liu Zheng bared his teeth and said.

"...Thank you, but I have nothing to give you."

Red Pig said after being silent for a moment.

"Can you still play the keyboard?"

"I've forgotten most of it."

Red Pig replied.

"Then remember it again. Later, I'll have Niu Daji learn to drum, and we'll reform the 'Animal Farm' band."

He can't play the guitar, but Niu Ma can play bass, so he can play a little guitar; he can be the lead singer.

Pigman, Minotaur, Niu Ma, and Black Mountain Goat hybrid, it seems the new band suits the name "Animal Farm" even better.

"Hmm, if White Feather Chicken joins in it'd fit even better. Its chicken claws are pretty good at drumming, then Niu Daji can learn guitar."

Liu Zheng imagined.

"Black Claw and Yellow Monkey don't even have souls anymore, even if the band is reformed, it's not the same as the old 'Animal Farm'."

Red Pig shook his head.

"Everything is ever-changing, the only constant is change itself, a little resemblance is better than none at all."

He shrugged and said.

"Alright, you're the boss now, you make the decisions."

Red Pig did not argue with him anymore.

"Good. By the way, see if this is useful to you?"

Liu Zheng took out a Resentment Fish.

"You really have a lot of good stuff on you."

Red Pig was slightly amazed.

The Soul Power contained within this fish was even more pure and abundant than the Elixir of Three Lives.

"Just ordinary, the third in the Metropolis. You haven't answered my question yet."

"Useful. Once I absorb this, I can evolve to the next stage of Spiritual Body."

Red Pig nodded and said.

"Can you leave the cemetery then?"

He asked.

If Red Pig could leave the cemetery, he'd have a powerful bodyguard.

"No. I've been here for too long, and it's the cemetery's power that has stabilized my Spiritual Body, it's almost impossible to leave."

Red Pig shook his head.

"But...just wait."

It looked at the Resentment Fish, pondered for a moment, then burrowed back into the burial chamber.


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