The Unemployed Demon Lord

Although the bathroom is small, it is a wonderful place. It is like a quilt bed. I usually read something in it, and I am so focused that I don’t want to go out at all.

Merlin was holding the newspaper of the London Post at the moment, and was very happy to read it intently. The newspaper and the bathroom were a perfect match, similar to beer and fried chicken.

The basic news is pretty much the same, it’s not about the queen’s visit, it’s about the visit of a prince from a certain country, and there’s also a piece of information about myself

"Relevant sources said that Queen Elizabeth intends to revoke Elgin's arrest warrant and enlist him in the Bauhinia Knights. Queen Elizabeth has not responded positively to this."

Merlin also smiled at this, thinking that even if the Queen wanted to Zhaoan herself, she would not go at all, bowing her head to serve someone?What a joke, I would rather be a king in hell than a vassal in heaven. This is the commandment of Lucifer in the past, and it will be implemented until the end of life.

Besides, with Merlin's arrogant personality, he would definitely not be a pony under the human queen, it felt like he was humiliated.

Of course, the Holy See has forced a wave of presence in the newspaper

"The Holy See publicly declared that Elgin the Great Swordsman is the Redemption Knight recorded in the holy scriptures, and hoped that he would quickly go to the Vatican to receive the baptism of the Goddess of Light, and become the Pope's right-hand man for the upcoming doom, and he has the same status as the Templar Knights. status."

"Ha ha……"

Merlin patted himself on the forehead and laughed out loud, thinking that this group of magic sticks are too good at talking nonsense, fuck the redemption knights, I want to fuck your arrogant demon king of the Holy See!You still want me to go to the Vatican to be baptized by the goddess of sex?It would be nice not to demolish your temple.

Mei Linke had no interest in the Holy See. Although the terms of the offer were very generous, he had always been displeased with the stinky sticks of the Holy See.

The most attractive thing was the news about the remnants of the former kingdom. This news made a lot of noise and occupied the headlines

"The remnants of the former kingdom are frequently active. The capital urgently appointed the ninth knight among the twelve knights of thorns. Lord Sahadin is fully responsible for this incident. Lord Sahadin publicly stated that he will use all his strength to investigate this incident and use the fastest speed Wipe out the remnants of the former kingdom, please rest assured."

Merlin raised his eyebrows, and thought in embarrassment, what kind of Bauhinia Knight really dispatched?The action is quite fast, but considering that Claude's strength is very good, I don't know how strong the Ninth Knight is?Can you beat Claude's companions?

"Merlin, you bastard! Did you fall into the toilet? Hurry up and die!!"

Alice couldn't bear it outside the door, and cursed directly.

"Tsk!" Merlin was stunned, did he wrinkle up, thinking that this washboard would only disturb his good mood, "Why are you so anxious!? Are you suffocating?"

"You can hold back your madness!!" Alice couldn't help but secretly elated when Merlin finally spoke.

"Hold it! Don't scream if you don't leak urine!" Merlin rolled his eyes and was not polite at all, "Merlin! I beg you, okay? I'm really... so sad..." Alice said with tears.

"Oh..." Merlin sighed, put down the newspaper, and flushed the toilet, "Okay, okay, I'll come out right away."

After Merlin came out, he saw Alice's resentment, her face was so dark that water dripped out, and her eyes were also very fierce.

"What kind of eyes are you looking at? Are you going to eat me?"

"Remember, if you hide in the bathroom in the future and don't come out, I will never end with you! Get out!"

Alice pushed Merlin away directly, ran into the bathroom eagerly, and locked the door behind her.

"Hehe..." Merlin smiled, not taking Alice seriously at all.

"You go and make breakfast! One person at a time is here for you! Don't try to be lazy!" Alice's annoyed voice came from the bathroom.

"Tsk, it's really annoying..."

Merlin complained impatiently, and just as he walked into the kitchen and picked up the pan, the doorbell rang.

"Merlin! Go and open the door!" Alice said loudly.

"You won't go by yourself?! I won't go!" Merlin gritted his teeth and cursed, dissatisfied with Alice's tone.

"I'm... now..., why don't you go..., please?" Alice softened her attitude, seemingly embarrassed.

"Hmph." Merlin snorted coldly, put down the frying pan, and went to open the door.

As a result, the person who came, Rukia, had a very anxious face, as if there was something urgent.

"Miss Lucia?" Merlin was surprised, thinking that it was for a fee or a promotion.

"Mr. Merlin, is Alice at home?" asked Lucia.

"Yes, what's the matter?" Merlin replied truthfully.

"Both of you go to the guild with me. The Bauhinia Knights in the capital have sent someone to see you." Rukia said straight to the point.

"Eh!?" Merlin frowned, slightly surprised

Bauhinia Knights?

What do you want to see us for...

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Chapter 8: Monthly Ticket Addition

Merlin and Alice who received Rukia's rebellion didn't eat it.

Instead, he went directly to the guard stationed in Wrexham.

Price, the captain of the garrison guards, had been waiting here a long time ago.

"Yo yo yo~" Price showed a very mean smile, rubbed his hands together and said, "Isn't this a flower from Wrexham, Miss Alice, who is both beautiful and intelligent?"

"Go away..." Alice directly showed a very disgusted expression, as if looking at a fly.

"Oh, it's great to be scolded." Price blushed mysteriously, and he especially liked being scolded by women. It would be even better if he matched his disgusted eyes.

"Huh!?" Merlin looked at Price, and felt that this guy was about the same age as Hobbs, both at the uncle level, but his M-like temperament was unceremoniously released.

"Crazy..." Alice frowned with disgust.

"To be honest, I also like Miss Lucia scolding me, but this disgusting expression is not as authentic as Miss Alice's." Price's expression became more and more violent, I wonder if he is imagining some queen game.

"Stay away from me, disgusting guy!" Alice touched the rapier at her waist, and felt that Price was even more annoying than Hobbs. One had a cheap mouth and the other had a cheap personality.

"Wow~" Price covered his heart with a very happy expression, "Exciting~, so fucking exciting~ Miss Alice is the best!"

Alice rolled her eyes, she couldn't stand this guy anymore, and she didn't know Price well.

I remember when I first came to Wrexham, this guy always pestered Rukia to scold her.

I couldn't see it at the time, so I satirized Price, and then the pervert became excited.

Since then, Alice, like Rukia, has been on Price's YY list.

"Miss Alice, if you have a chance, you must beat me hard with a whip. It's better to dip some chili water, that feeling..." Price fancied, his expression was pained and happy, and he clasped his hands, "Duang~, it's so cool It’s great! Great~!”

A few drops of sweat dripped from Merlin's forehead. Looking at Price, he thought to himself, this guy...is also a talent!The more you fight, the more fun you get. Is there such a cheap person?I don't understand the excitement of being hit by a girl at all?

"Don't bother me, okay?" Alice showed a serious face, looking at Price more and more.

"Don't be so indifferent. Miss Alice heard that you rejected Master Arnold's marriage proposal yesterday. It's a pity. You don't know how many big girls in the whole city are thinking about Master Arnold." Price said meaningfully, " What does my partial refusal have to do with you?" Alice frowned, knowing that Price was the lackey of the Austin family.

"I just muttered a few words. I said that Master Arnold was crying when he came home yesterday, but he was beaten by his sister in the middle of the night." Price said with a half-smile.

"Oh." Alice responded coldly.

"This friend with a woman's face is..." Price squinted his eyes, looked at Merlin up and down, and suddenly realized, "Oh~, it must be the rival in love that Master Arnold said, Mr. Merlin, right?"

"Rivals in love don't exist, and I have nothing to do with Alice." Merlin explained helplessly.

Price walked around Merlin twice, and said with a smile, "This couple has all the adventurer certificates, and there is no need for any explanation."

Merlin's mood did not fluctuate, and he was used to being misunderstood every day, so he simply didn't bother to explain.

"But to become Master Arnold's rival in love, I thought he was some kind of powerful person, so he is an ordinary person?" Price was slightly surprised, and said meaningfully, "My friend is not my talkative, your wife seems to be older than you. Powerful, such a kind of suspicion of being soft, even a man will feel the pressure."

"Huh?" Merlin frowned, thinking that he had a fart pressure, and could crush Alice with one finger.

"But it's not a big problem. You usually need capital to eat soft food. I think your capital is great..." Price showed a very wretched smile, and patted Merlin's chest, "Listen to what Master Arnold said, you use Your big banana conquered Miss Alice, you must be a man with two brushes, hehehe~"

"???" Merlin asked with a black question mark, and he still doesn't know where the big banana joke came from?

Alice blushed, and quickly interjected, "Shut up! We're here to meet the Bauhinia Knights, and we're not here to waste time with you!"

"I understand, I understand~" Price smiled and waved his hands

"Miss Alice, don't be angry, please follow me."

Price brought Merlin and Alice into a small room, which looked rather simple, and Merlin's first impression was that it was a bit like an interrogation room...

"The masters of the Bauhinia Knights will be here soon, please wait for a while."

Price backed away with a smile, leaving Alice and Merlin alone.

The air is silent, making people feel doubly boring.

"Alice, why did the Bauhinia Knights come to us?" Merlin asked, "It must be about the remnants of the former kingdom. The two of us were the first to enter the lowest level of the cemetery maze. Maybe there is something important to ask?" Alice Ruth speculated.

"Is it about asking about the key?" Merlin asked tentatively.

Alice thought for a while, and said seriously, "It's possible..."

Merlin hurriedly put the key into his clothes, "Are we going to die without admitting we know?"

"This..." Alice was a decent person, and suddenly she was uncomfortable with lying.

"Do you still want the treasure?" Merlin began to work on Lisi's thoughts, "This treasure may solve our problems, but you can't tell it. You just need to tell a little lie~"

Alice frowned, and said reluctantly, "Oh, I see..."

Merlin was a little relieved, since Alice agreed, there would basically be no problems.

At this moment

Three knights in silver and white armor walked in, carved with golden patterns, giving people a noble feeling.

The red cloak is embroidered with bauhinia flowers, and it swings when walking, full of momentum.

The sword between the crotch also seems to be unique, just by looking at the hilt, you can tell that it is not an ordinary object.

The three knights all give people a noble feeling. Needless to say, they must be the royal exclusive knights.

The leading knight didn't wear a helmet, but clipped it around his waist. His square forehead was covered with thick brown hair, and his piercing eyes seemed to look at everything with a little scrutiny and doubt. He had the might of a knight and the style of a literati. Lingxiu.

Three knights came to the opposite side. The leading knight sat opposite Alice and Merlin, and put his helmet beside him, while the other two knights stood guard on both sides.

The knight, who looked like the captain, sat upright and assumed an interrogation posture, coughed lightly and said

"Sorry, I took up your time."

"First allow me to introduce myself..."

"My name is Brent Chapman, of the Knights of the Bauhinia."