The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Shut up, I don't want to listen to you." Alice said exhausted physically and mentally. She raised her head to look at the situation, and was going to chat with Merlin and the others. After all, she came early and might have a lot of information.

Since there are acquaintances present, there is no need to chat with strangers.

Hobbs drank with the people next to him, his nose was like a red light bulb.

As for Merlin, there were a lot of older female adventurers around her, all of whom were big sisters with plump breasts. They chatted happily, making the female adventurers tremble with laughter.

After all, Merlin has a woman's face, like a little fresh meat, and older women like this, plus the succubus physique, it is indeed a bit flattering.

Merlin was also very helpless, as if his succubus talent was only effective for older sisters, and some of the same age or younger sisters were less effective.

Female adventurer: "Little brother, why does your certificate say you are a villager?"

Merlin: "The villager is just a name to cover up my powerful background. Don't worry about it. Do you want to be black? I will draw my sword and kill the thief 6."

The female adventurers giggled, thinking that Merlin, a young black iron, was quite interesting, but they didn't know that he was already a grandfather over 200 years old.

"This idol of middle-aged and elderly women..."

Alice gritted her teeth and muttered, a sour feeling inexplicably surged up in her heart, which made her very angry.

So Alice walked over to Merlin's table aggressively, and sternly drove away the Yingyingyanyan woman.

"Get out of the way! We're going to talk about serious business!"

Most of the female adventurers were silver-ranked. Seeing the gold-ranked certificate on Alice's chest, they all walked away wisely, thinking that Alice was Merlin's first match or girlfriend.

Alice sat unceremoniously next to Merlin, staring at him with fierce eyes.

"Yo? Alice, you're just here?" Merlin asked in surprise. He wasn't angry that the big sisters were driven away by Alice.

When Alice saw Merlin's dishonest appearance, she couldn't get angry. She raised her small fist and slapped him hard on the forehead, "You bastard! You're not serious outside at all! You're messing around, now it's Work is not for you to play!"

"Huh?" Merlin covered his forehead with a dazed expression.

The opposite status bonus loomed above the heads of the two

Merlin debuff "Harem members-1-1-1..."

Alice buff "wife status +1+1+1..."

Chapter 30

Alice stared at Merlin resentfully, she didn't know what was going on, anyway, she was very upset to see this bastard flirting with each other.

Merlin said that he was very confused. He obviously didn't provoke Alice, but he was hit by an old hammer inexplicably.

In the past, it was fine if I provoked myself and got beaten, but I was beaten without doing anything bad, which made people feel very dissatisfied.

Moreover, he was having an unscrupulous hookup outside, and had half a dime relationship with Alice.

"Are you sick? Didn't you take medicine when you went out?"

"You haven't taken your medicine! You still hook up with others at work, can you be more serious?!"

Alice was full of momentum, directly standing on the moral high ground, and crazily condemned Merlin.

"Does it have anything to do with you whether I'm serious or not? Why do you like to meddle so much? What's wrong with me chatting with the big sisters?" Merlin leaned his body lazily on the table, his face full of resentment.

"I..." Alice was at a loss for words, thinking about it, what does Merlin have to do with herself?It’s just that I’m upset in my heart, “You were recommended by me, what do others think of me with this kind of work attitude? They will say that I deliberately brought a parasite to the union to eat and wait to die! My reputation will also be negative. OK!"

Hobbs watched from the side and laughed, his red nose was very funny, and he could see clearly. He thought that Alice was obviously jealous. When would you be responsible for someone's work attitude when recommending a relationship?I have never heard of this trade union regulation at all...

"Your reputation is not good in the first place. In private, everyone calls you an irritable washboard..." Merlin said maliciously, with an expression that wanted to laugh but was embarrassed.

"Huh?!" Elus was furious and slammed the table, "Who said that? See if I don't cut him into eight pieces!"

"Hobbs told me..." Merlin pinned the blame on Hobbs with his backhand.

Alice was in a hurry, and stared at Hobbs with a death ray, wishing to get this cheap guy out and beat him up.

Hobbs shivered immediately, picked up the bottle and poured "tons, tons" on himself, choosing to pretend that he didn't know anything.

Alice felt that there were too many people around, so she didn't have the nerve to beat up Hobbs, but took her anger out on Merlin, the bastard, "Don't change the subject! I don't care! You are recommended by me, you must pay attention to your work attitude, execute During missions, you are not allowed to play tricks, be more serious!"

"Ah..." Merlin put his hands on his face, looked away, and said intentionally or unintentionally, "You obviously left me behind and ran to form a team with others, I don't want to be talked about by you..."

"I..." Alice's face was flushed, and she didn't know what to say, "I just can't bear your lazy look, work hard for me! Otherwise, can you pay the rent?!"

"Huh?" Merlin raised his eyelids and asked in surprise, "Aren't you eager to let me get out?"

"I..." Alice was at a loss for words, and was stunned by Merlin again, "I don't think you are pleasing to the eye!? I feel like a scum to see you messing around and waiting to die! It is a waste of my chance to recommend you! Bastard! "

"Oh, I don't like you, meddling is really annoying..." Merlin frowned and looked at Alice with disgust.

"What kind of eyes do you have?!" Alice frowned, and the veins on her forehead twitched, "What capital do you have to despise me, you bastard who only cheats women of perfume money, no matter how you look at it, I should be me It's right to despise you!"

"I don't say that you have a bad temper, being nosy and annoying, and being petty. Just saying that you are like a washboard like the horizon is enough to be disgusted by others, hahaha..." Merlin smiled happily, I just like to see Alice blushing, looking helpless after eating too much.

"What did you say!?" Alice's little nose was crooked by Merlin's anger, and she suddenly raised her fist to hit the opponent's company, using high-level magic power, the fist was still white with cold air, "Go to hell!"

Without raising his eyelids, Merlin grabbed Alice's small fist and said flatly, "Don't move around, I will fight back."

Alice was a little confused, feeling like a volcano was pressing on her chest, she couldn't fight with Merlin, she couldn't beat her, she couldn't do anything, she was suppressed in all directions.

Hobbs was a little worried at the side. He had used all his magic power, and it might not be possible to fight for a while, so he tried to persuade him.

"Okay, okay, what are you two arguing about? In the end, you don't want to sleep in the same bed."

Merlin: "Don't talk nonsense, I have nothing to do with this washboard."

Alice: "Hobbes, if you talk nonsense again, I'll cut off your tongue!"

Hobbs licked his mouth, thinking in shame, what are these two guys hiding?When others are blind?Is it possible for everyone to see the husband and wife...

Merlin: "Hobbs, brighten your eyes, how could I have something to do with this washboard? With her virtue, who do you think would want her? Oh, by the way, except for the blind Arnold, who has a special hobby."

Alice: "What are you talking about!? You may not be better than me!? You are lazy, and you like to eat and drink with a thick skin! You can also be the idol of middle-aged women!"

Merlin: "I just like older young women. Mature women have taste. Is my food okay? Hobbs, let me tell you a little secret. A year ago on the northern coastline of Scotland, Alice, a woman, actually stripped naked. Seduce me with my buttocks, if I am not interested in her, I am afraid I have children now, now do you know how shameless Alice is? Hehe~"

Alice: "Merlin, you bastard! I didn't seduce you! It's clear that you misled me, and you didn't understand what you said! If you want to blame you, you bastard, you always have lewd eyes and never pass by! Hob Listen, I'll tell you about Merlin's background. This guy has been swindling food and drink in Scotland, owed a lot of debts, and hooked up with noble wives. Everyone in Manchester hates him. When I found him , what do you think he is doing? Being a cowherd in a small village, haha, it’s so funny~”

Merlin: "What do you mean by washboard? Your mouth is really poisonous."

Alice: "You attacked me first, so I don't want to be lectured by you!"

As soon as the two disagreed, they began to expose the history of each other, bluntly told each other's embarrassing things, and even brought in Hobbs, an outsider, wishing to let everyone know.

Hobbs watched the scene where the young couple hurt each other, kept silent, and no one helped. He felt that the quarrel between husband and wife was a quagmire, and it was better not to intervene, so he said.

"Stop arguing, the couple save face for each other, come on, let's drink first."

Merlin: "Get lost!"

Alice: "Go away!"

"Why are you mad at me? I'm innocent." Hobbs looked embarrassed, picked up the vodka on the table and started

"Ton ton ton ton ton ton..."

Chapter 31: Monthly Ticket Addition

Merlin and Alice glared at each other, and they seemed to dislike each other.

But after scolding each other, they gradually calmed down.

It's just that each other refused to give in a step, making the atmosphere stalemate.

Hobbs was stunned as soon as he put it down, feeling a little overwhelmed, "It's almost done, can you guys still argue until tomorrow morning?"

"Hmph~!" Alice turned her head and couldn't help but look at Merlin.

"Hey." Merlin chuckled lightly, feeling that he had won the scolding battle.

"Alice, you are late enough, Merlin and I have already arrived." Hobbs tried to change the subject.

"I encountered some twists and turns on the road, which delayed my time." Alice replied angrily, "By the way, where did you come from?"

"We rode your little donkey, crossed the Marosa Mountains and came here directly, didn't you expect that?" Merlin picked up the wine glass triumphantly.

"My donkey?" Alice was stunned, then reacted and scolded Hobbs angrily, "Who told you to use my car?!"

"Don't yell at me, Merlin brought it here." Hobbs waved his hand innocently.

"You bastard!" Alice blushed furiously, thinking that Merlin really didn't treat himself as an outsider, and used his own things casually, so thick-skinned.

"You can use it and it won't kill you~" Merlin pouted, and said with great interest, "Your Mengmeng is really fast, especially when you use a whip to spank your buttocks, it runs faster than ordinary horses. Hob and I Si whipped it all the way, haha..."

Hobbs held back a smile on his face, and seemed to enjoy the feeling of the donkey cart drifting on the curve of Marosa Mountain.

"You... what are you doing?! It walks so many ways every day, I've never been willing to hit it, but you treat it like this! Is there any humanity in it!" Alice grabbed Merlin's collar, and He shook violently, "I'm fighting with you! You crazy guy!"

"Alice, don't make trouble..." Merlin's head turned into a rattle, "Your donkey is shaking M, the bigger the merrier."

"You're talking nonsense!" Alice's eyes were red, and Merlin almost cried out of anger.

The two were arguing a lot, and Arnold came over at this time, with two balls of cotton stuffed in his nostrils, probably just hit by Alice.

"Merlin!" Arnold said seriously with a serious face, "Did you really come here for Miss Alice's mating rights? I knew it."

"Get out, Arnold! Don't have one bite at a time!" Alice let go of Merlin, and gave Arnold an annoyed look.

"Oh?" Merlin raised his head and looked at Arnold, "What happened to your nose?"

"Huh, this is what Ms. Alice gave me..." Arnold instantly switched to the shinning light mode of girl comics, and fell asleep smiling, "The mark of love~!"

The scene fell into embarrassment for an instant, and there was silence. Alice and Merlin looked at him expressionlessly.

Merlin: "This guy...is there something wrong with his brain?"

Alice: "Did you just find out? You're really slow..."

Merlin: "No, I want to say that only people with brain problems will like you."

Alice: "If you dare to say one more word, even if I can't beat you, I will die with you."

"Cough!" Arnold concealed his embarrassment, and continued, "Merlin, you can catch up and prove that you are still a man, worthy of being my rival in love, but it's over! I will have a brilliant performance tomorrow, Ke Mr. Lauder will go to the front line instead of me, and I will tell you with my strength that Miss Alice's right to mate is mine!"

Hobbs looked at Arnold and clapped his hands.