The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Good... so amazing..." Alice's forehead twitched with veins, thinking that every time she saw Arnold, she would be sprayed with anger by showing off her wealth. His life is already tight enough, but he still wants to add salt to his wounds?It's strange that such a guy with low emotional intelligence has a girlfriend!

"Beautiful Miss Alice, please accept my roses, which were shipped from the Vatican early in the morning, and there are still dewdrops on them~" Arnold knelt on one knee, looking very devout.

Merlin smiled awkwardly, and couldn't help complaining in his heart, are you sure this dew isn't his saliva?

"No...no need..." Alice tactfully refused, thinking to herself who would take things from this guy?It will definitely be endless, pestering myself like flies!

"Hey, Arnold, come here..."

Hobbs next to him pulled Arnold over and said in a low voice in a very mysterious tone.

"Didn't you see the blond guy next to him? He is an old friend brought back by Alice, and he is a beautiful boy like you. Don't you see anything?"

"What do you mean? The smell of alcohol on your body makes me a little dizzy..." Arnold pinched his nose, feeling that he couldn't breathe.

"Fortunately, you are still the earl's son. Sanlu was a fool when you were a child, right?" Hobbs put his arms around Arnold's neck and said meaningfully, "You are already a loser now, can't you tell? The blonde My little brother Merlin has already replaced you and successfully conquered the lover of your dreams."

"What!?" Arnold's eyes widened. "Besides me, there are other idiots who like Alice?"

"You put it that way...Alice will faint in the toilet, no, no, I should have drawn my sword and hacked you to death first." Hobbs paused, and said provocatively, "You are also a man after all, right? How can you swallow your anger when you see such a thing? If I were you, I would definitely not be able to bear it!"

Arnold pushed Hobbs away and walked straight towards Merlin. This sissy finally had a hint of masculinity on her face.

"You country bumpkin, what's your relationship with Miss Alice?"

"This..." Merlin thought for a while, then said calmly, "Let's say it's a PY transaction."

Alice: "Go away! God damn PY trading!"

"What!? Dirty butt-eye deal! Are you already in this relationship?" Arnold turned to Alice with a forced smile, "By the way, Ms. Alice, your hobby is really unique, which makes me a little bit surprised. A little surprised, but it feels pretty good!"

Alice: "Get lost too! You dirty-minded guy, why don't you think of friends first, but sex first! You've been exposed!"

"No matter what the relationship is, I guess you must be threatening the beautiful Miss Alice, so..." Arnold pulled out the golden straight sword at his waist, and said seriously, "I, Arnold, the eldest son of the Earl of Austin, today I'm going to fight you country bumpkin!"

"Why do I have to fight with you?" Merlin said impatiently. He could feel that Arnold was a low-level warrior, but his sword-holding posture was full of loopholes, and he obviously couldn't fight.

"This..." Arnold's brain twitched, but he couldn't figure it out.

"Men's duel, of course, is for the right to mate! Whoever wins can mate with Alice, oh ho ho ho ho, hiccup~" Hobbs booed beside him.

Alice: "Shut up, Hobbs! Don't talk like I'm an animal, copulate with your sister! Have you ever considered my feelings! Am I like someone who copulates casually!?"

"Ah yes! The right to mate, whoever wins can mate with the beautiful Miss Alice!" Arnold rallied and said sonorously.

Alice: "Arnold, what's your brain! Don't be serious and take it seriously! Who allowed you to directly use my mating rights as a duel reward! At least ask for my opinion! You bastards!"

"Alice's mating rights?" Merlin shrugged and said awkwardly, "I'm not interested, you won."

Alice: "Don't forget to bury me at this time, right? How much do you look down on me, you arrogant guy!"

"Hmph! Are you belittling me? As a nobleman, I will never accept your charity!" Arnold seemed to have a bit of integrity.

Alice: "My God! Has my mating right become a charity? Please die, please? I have been complaining for a long time, so can't you respond to me? Don't treat me like air!"

"Miss Alice, don't worry, I will take back your mating rights from this villain!" Arnold's eyes were full of little stars.

Alice: "Who is worried about you? Please listen to me, okay?"

"Not much nonsense, let me show you the ancestral sword skills of the Austin family. I will not use it unless I encounter a strong enemy, so I admit that you are my strong enemy!" Arnold put on a posture.

"Oh." Merlin clicked his ears.

Alice: "I advise you not to do it, it will hurt you."

"Trust me, Miss Alice!" Arnold brandished the golden straight sword and rushed forward like a fool, "Secret technique: You can really do whatever you want with money!"

Merlin shook his head, waved his hand like a fist, sighed and said, "Don't push me, I'll send you to heaven..."

Arnold was knocked into the ceiling by Merlin with a bang, and hung upside down, swinging like a clock.

"..." Alice.

"..." Hobbs.

The two looked at Arnold hanging on the roof in silence.

"Ah..." Merlin twisted his lips, thinking in embarrassment

Is it just me who thinks this union is a bit messy? ?

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Chapter 4: Countdown to Liver Explosion 2

Afterwards, poor Arnold was carried down by Hobbs. He who has no idea what power is?I was sent to heaven by an ordinary person today.

The commotion didn't attract much attention, because fights happened frequently in the union, and everyone was familiar with it.

Besides, Arnold is a very weak low-level warrior who doesn't know how to fight yet. It is estimated that a few villagers will be able to knock him down if they swarm up.

This punch that sent Arnold to the sky did not show how strong Merlin was. Many fellow adventurers took it as a joke.

Alice's ears were finally clean, and she brought Merlin to go through the formalities.

Standing in front of the counter was an extremely beautiful girl with an angelic face and a devilish figure. The plump chest was not a fake like Alice's at first glance, and her long satin-like hair looked very charming.

The girl's name is Lucia Taylor, the granddaughter of the old president Taylor.

That is, the girl who was sought after by others and received roses frequently. She was responsible for handling various entrusted documents and daily affairs. She was known as the bridesmaid of the Wrexham union.

"Lukia, long time no see."

Alice came to the counter and seemed to have a good relationship with Rukia.

"I haven't seen Alice for a long time. Have you come back after completing the commission? This time there must be something rewarding, right?" Rukia dropped the business at hand and came to chat with Alice.

"This... don't mention it..." Alice smiled awkwardly, thinking about the fart, not only was the entrusted bounty wasted, but she almost died.

"Then you have to work hard. A few days ago, your landlord came to the union to press for the rent. It's a bit difficult for us." Lucia showed a very embarrassed look.

"I'm sorry, I'll pay the rent when I get back, and I won't cause you any trouble." Alice thought to herself, that stingy charterer, who didn't pay the rent for two days, was so unreasonable.

"It's okay, if you don't come back, I can only help you advance the payment first." Lucia said with a half-smile.

"You're too polite, how could I use your money?" Alice smiled and waved her hands.

"It's not my money, it's all money from suitors. I sell the gifts and roses every time I send them, and then donate them to an orphanage. If you need it..."

"No need..."

Before Rukia finished speaking, Alice refused with a serious face, thinking that she had already equated with the orphan?

"Hey, too many suitors is a troublesome thing~" Rukia held her pretty face with her hands, showing a very sad look.

Emmmm......

This is a scheming bitch, right?

Are you trying to show off to me?

I will not have the slightest envy!

I'm really not envious, huh huh...

Alice covered her face, her heart was very complicated, as if she was stimulated by Rukia.

"Alice, are you here today to accept a new commission?" Rukia asked curiously.

"No, I'm here to introduce someone to be an adventurer." Alice brought the conversation back to the topic.

"Recommendation?" Rukia tilted her head in surprise.

"It's the guy next to me..." Alice pointed to Merlin who was next to her with a face full of reluctance.

"Oh, beautiful lady, it's me." Merlin waved his hand.

"This is..." Rukia showed doubts on her face, and thought she was quite handsome, but she didn't feel serious.

"His name is Merlin, and he wants to be an adventurer." Alice explained next to him.

"Alice, have you found a boyfriend? You actually brought a man back. Have you become enlightened and noticed the beauty of men? I don't agree. How could you get married before me? Obviously I am better than you Is it more popular? Tell me quickly, where did you abduct this handsome guy?!" Rukia showed a very sick expression, a little unable to accept the reality, it seems that seeing Alice single is her only fun again.

Merlin frowned, wondering if there was something wrong with this world, why did he misunderstand his relationship with Alice, but then again, this Rukia is really a bitch...

"No, we don't have that kind of relationship. It's just because of some special circumstances that I need my help to recommend you." Alice smiled forcedly, thinking that Rukia is only willing to collect roses every day, but I can't Do you have any encounters of your own?

"Really? What's the situation?" Rukia gradually calmed down.

"He was wanted by restaurant owners before, and he belongs to the category of criminals." Alice cast a contemptuous look at Merlin.

"Is that so, is Mr. Merlin planning to repay his own debts? Since Alice recommended the guarantee, the Adventurer's Guild can revoke your arrest warrant and allow you to repay while working." Lucia explained.

"Sure, there's no problem at all." Merlin nodded, thinking that he could cancel the bounty offer?That's great, no more salty fish adventurers come to bother myself.

"Then let's test the strength first. The strength is different, and the initial adventurer level is also different. The low level corresponds to mirror black iron, the middle level corresponds to silver, the high level corresponds to gold, and the holy level? I think you have seen it just now. You can directly It was classified as Mithril." Rukia introduced.

"The higher the adventurer's level, the better the benefits?" Merlin asked, before becoming an adventurer, he had to figure out the most basic things.

"Of course, the monthly allowance and some privileges are different. The biggest difference is that the level of entrustment is the same." Lucia said with a smile.

"There are also levels for entrustment?" Merlin frowned.

"Yes, it is divided into C, B, A, S, SS, and SSS. The higher the level of entrustment, the more the amount of benefits will be. Among them, adventurers below the gold level can hardly touch the S-level entrustment. Entrust." Rukia explained the difference.

Merlin frowned, thinking that if he couldn't get the highest level commission, being an adventurer would be meaningless, so he asked.

"Wouldn't the initial rating be dead?"

"No, even if you are not strong enough, you can rely on your old and spicy adventure experience to advance. By accepting more commissions, you can improve step by step. I remember that there was an Emperor of Perseverance in France. He is now 102 years old. He just completed 99999999999 low-level Commissioned, I am now a silver adventurer, I am so happy..." Lucia smiled like an angel.

Nima!

Only 100 billion entrustments can be upgraded to the silver level!

Isn't this obviously deceiving people?Drawing a big pie makes people full of hope.

It is possible to advance, it sounds very inspirational and humane, but so what?The loess has been buried in the forehead! Hey!

Merlin had a complicated expression, feeling that there were too many slots in this promotion mode.

"Your promotion mode... is really pitiful..."

"This is just a guarantee for those who are willing to work hard. Of course, there is a faster way to advance, that is, to improve the strength. As the strength increases, the adventurer's level will also increase." Lucia dispelled Merlin's doubts.