The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Go back, don't send any more..." Alice waved her hand behind her.

"Goodbye, beautiful ladies!" Merlin never stopped blowing kisses from the very beginning.

Although there were many people who saw her off, not many people came to see Alice off. Most of them came to bid farewell to Daisy Merlin.

So the scene was very embarrassing, the yin was flourishing and the yang was declining. The wives who often took care of Meilin's business in everything came. It seemed that they could form a strengthening company. The colorful flags fluttered in the scene, and the red flags were flying, which showed how popular Little Daisy's name was.

Alice turned around angrily, concentrated on driving, feeling sore in her heart, she was the one who worked hard to save others, why did so many people come to see Merlin off?It's really annoying to cover up your own limelight!Let Merlin die a hundred times soon...

"Henry, take care of your mother!" Merlin shouted to little Henry in the crowd.

"Don't worry, brother Merlin, I will! I will go to Wrexham to find you when I cultivate my fighting spirit!" Little Henry responded loudly.

Seriously, the little bastard...

Will you finally call me Brother Merlin?

But I'm already used to the title Uncle Merlin.

Merlin smiled awkwardly, and didn't know what to say. He was a traveler, and maybe this village was just a passing away in his life for him.

"Merlin, marry Lady Alice early and be happy!" Martha also sent her blessings and shouted loudly.

Both Merlin and Alice staggered, almost tripping over the donkey cart in fright.

"Hey, hey, did you hear that? What a ghost!" Merlin patted Alice on the shoulder.

"I heard that, what the hell, how did we get misunderstood into this kind of relationship?" Alice said in amazement, and subconsciously stayed away from Merlin to separate the relationship.

"I don't know what's going on? I feel like this is a curse on me, it's too scary..." Merlin felt lingering fear.

"Me too, growing up so big, this is the most vicious curse I've ever heard, bar none!" Alice nodded frequently.

the two fell silent

Merlin: "What are you? You actually despise me?"

Alice: "I'm the one who said that! What capital do you have to despise me?"

Merlin: "My uncle will marry a washboard? Are you kidding me? This is the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life."

Alice: "Go away, it's the most terrible thing for me, look at your poor appearance, disgusting..."

Merlin: "No matter how poor I am, I am not as disgusting as your washboard. Look at the people who come to give me gifts. There are so many people who come to give them to you, but you are so disgusting."

Alice: "It's great to have a fan girl! Take a look at how old the women who come to see you off are? Middle-aged and elderly women's idols are still complacent? Laugh off my teeth, giggling~"

Merlin: "You're just envious, jealous, and hateful. Your own washboard is not popular, so you start to hurt me, how pitiful~"

Alice: "Who says I'm not popular? People who like me can circle the world a hundred times!"

Merlin: "One hundred laps? Pooh! You take off the chest pad, I don't see any of them?"

Alice: "You fart, my breast pads are for shock absorption, not to cover up my shortcomings!"

Merlin: "Hahaha, awesome, it's the first time I've heard such a fresh and refined reason for shock absorption."

Alice: "You're not much better, are you?! The poor can't even afford a ticket to Wrexham. If you insist on taking my ride, get out of here! This is my car!"

Merlin: "I won't! I ride such a slow donkey cart to save face for you. As soon as I sit here, the whole donkey cart's grade will instantly go up. Do you feel that?"

Alice: "Go away, you, the king of eroticism, I don't want to see you!"

Merlin: You washboard hero, talk to me politely, your donkey cart is really slow...

Alice: "Fart! Mengmeng runs very fast!"

Merlin: "Cute?"

Alice: "It's my donkey..."

While the two were still arguing, an old driver from Qiu Mingshan drove a slow bullock cart and overtook it! ?

Merlin sighed and rubbed his shoulders, "Look, your donkey cart is really slow, slower than a bullock cart."

"That's not right..." Alice frowned, looked at her donkey, and found that it was having a stomachache, obviously eating something bad, "Hey, did you have a lot of yellow donkey in your dinner soup a few days ago?" beans?"

"Yes." Merlin nodded.

"Have you... eaten?" Alice asked tentatively.

"I never eat beans, so I'll feed your donkey." Merlin gave a thumbs up and said with a confident smile, "Look at how nice I am to your cuteness, why don't you thank me soon?"

"I... I thank you big-headed ghost!" Alice was so mad by Merlin that she was about to cry in the car, "Hey, I'm so mad, blah..."

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In the distance, Martha held her cheek and murmured enviously.

"The relationship between the two of them looks really good~"

Volume 1 Undead Chapter 5: Liver Explosion Countdown [-]

A week later.

This week, the two are basically in a state of war.

We have to quarrel every day, spitting stars flying around each other.

Anyway, the reason for scolding each other is that they looked down on each other, and they just got together.

This is very embarrassing. To outsiders, it seems that the couple is quarreling without seriousness, but in fact, the two are fighting with their dignity blocked.

Because the road is in the wilderness, there is no place to live, and the result is a quarrel over who should sleep in the car.

For Alice, a guy with a bad personality, Merlin had never been polite, and he didn't have any feelings of pity, so he let her roll on the ground and sleep.

But the donkey cart was not Merlin's, so Alice kicked him down hard.

Poor Meilin looked up at the autumn stars in the middle of the night and slept against the autumn wind all night.

He dreamed of stealing a lamb and being chased by the shepherd for two miles with a whip.

Merlin belonged to the kind of energetic person, but Alice was not. After arguing for three or four days, she finally showed a tired expression, and could no longer quarrel.

Alice has been particularly afraid of talking to Merlin these days, as she would make a fuss in her throat without even saying a word.

Every night, she would pray in her heart: Lord God, please let this bastard Merlin disappear quickly, don’t let him continue to affect my life, I always feel that when I meet him this time, I will suffer in poverty for the rest of my life Suffering, so you lack a fake mother by your side?Summon him if necessary. I think his face is enough for people with special hobbies. Yes, I mean that Merlin basically has nothing to praise except for a woman's face.

Alice seems to have been tortured by Merlin to the point of insanity, and she babbled about similar things almost every day.

But today, Alice's hard days are over.

After various frictions, the two finally arrived at their destination, Wrexham!

As a formal city in Wales, its scale is naturally not comparable to that of a small village.

On the city wall of Nuoda, the guards are neatly arranged, the thick city gate is enough to resist the surprise attack of monsters, and the city is surrounded by a moat.

There are crowds of people in front of the city gate, and life is very lively.

Alice looked at the city of Wrexham in the distance, her mental state changed from sluggish to radiant, she shouted in her heart, oh my god, it's finally here, I can stay away from Merlin, don't have to quarrel with him anymore, and hurry back to the union , send this plague god away...

Merlin was also excited inside, full of expectations for the new job.

"Hello, Alice, this is Wrexham, right?"

"..." Alice looked ugly and said nothing.

"Alice is talking, is she dumb?" Merlin asked in surprise.

"Please don't talk to me, I need to be quiet." Alice said angrily.

"I didn't provoke you, why does it look like you've taken gunpowder?" Merlin frowned.

"Yes yes yes..." Alice nodded sharply, rolled her eyes and said, "It's Wrexham."

"So it's already here." Merlin got up and stretched, and asked casually, "How many levels are there for adventurers?"

"Five, black iron, silver, gold, mithril, and purple gold." Alice replied lightly.

"What level are you?" Merlin asked curiously.

"Gold." Alice replied strangely.

"Macai, I thought you were so good, but you are stuck in the middle, can't you go up or down?" Merlin shook his head and said disdainfully.

"You!" Alice was annoyed, annoyed by Merlin's superiority.

"My uncle can be a Zijin adventurer casually, please show me." Merlin said confidently. He is a super powerful demon king, and it is more than enough to be a Zijin adventurer.

"Hehe, good luck to you." Alice sneered twice.

The two entered Wrexham in a donkey cart, but they still had to collect customs duties.

The small village obviously only needed a few copper coins, but the regular city of Wrexham was only worth one silver coin.

Alice, as an adventurer, is exempt from tax when entering and exiting her own territory.

As a result, Merlin became a little upset, and looked at Alice next to him.

"Alice, will you lend me some money?"

"G, U, N!" Alice responded angrily, pulling the rein of the donkey.

"Tsk!" Merlin gasped, squinting his eyes and said contemptuously, "Why are you buckling like this?"

Although Merlin looked down on Alice's stinginess, he still paid the money himself. Although he was poor to death, he still had his own small coffers, but it was used for emergencies.

If Merlin were to throw the money at the racetrack, he wouldn't even frown, because there was a chance to turn around, but he was 1 reluctant to hand it over to the evil capitalism unconditionally.

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Enter the city.

Merlin feels that this place is quite prosperous.

Although it is not as good as England's rich cities.

But everywhere is full of rural pastoral feeling, very warm.

The two came to the center of Wrexham, where the Adventurer's Guild was right in front of them.

The flags of the adventurers are flying high, with a typical baroque architectural style, and the overall look is like a big tavern.