The Unemployed Demon Lord

Although it is no longer as prosperous as it was yesterday.

But under the leadership of the village head, the speed of reconstruction is quite fast.

At this time, Merlin came out to purchase drinks, but saw a crowd of people in front of him, he walked over curiously, and as a result

"Hello, audience friends, I'm Bella, a reporter from the London Post."

A blonde, blue-eyed, middle-aged woman was holding a magic recording tool, and she was plausibly speaking, while there was a special person taking notes and taking pictures with a projection.

"Yesterday, a large number of goblin legions were found on this back mountain. The number is large enough to threaten the whole of Wales. My village was the first target to be attacked, but the brave villagers fought back and resolved the Welsh attack. Great crisis, let us interview these heroes today..."

The village chief couldn't wait on the other side, his little hair was meticulously styled, he was dressed like a little landlord, and he was sleek and sleek.

"Master Village Chief, can you tell us about the situation at that time?" Bella handed over the microphone.

"Ah... Well, the situation at that time was very urgent, but as a citizen of Great Britain, I always remembered Queen Elizabeth's teachings and fought back vigorously. Under my wise leadership, all the villagers attacked the back mountain like a broken bamboo... ..."

The village head started talking to me for half an hour, succinctly, all the achievements were made by him. Without his wisdom, the villagers would be in a mess and promote themselves to the sky.

"Okay, okay, I probably understand..." The reporter Bella was ashamed, she didn't want to hear this at all, so she asked awkwardly, "Are there any outstanding heroes in this battle?"

"Ah... this, yes..." The village chief pulled Johnson next to him, "Here, low-level warrior Johnson, our hero!"

"Okay, Mr. Johnson, what happened when you faced the Goblin Legion?" Bella handed the microphone to Johnson.

"The situation was quite dangerous, but as the only strong man in the village, I couldn't retreat, and I carried out the mission of justice deeply. As a Briton, I must not embarrass Queen Elizabeth at a critical moment. The situation at that time was quite thrilling. I rushed Entering the vast wall of fire, punching Prime Minister Gargamel, and kicking Emperor Suggs, that's quite awesome..."

Johnson started bragging for half an hour, probably meaning that he is the best, he is the best, and without him, the Goblin Army cannot be wiped out.

Merlin was speechless below, and compared the number "6" with two hands, double-clicking 666 infinitely!

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Chapter 90: Countdown to Liver Explosion 8

On the stage, Johnson spit and stars flew across.

From time to time, boos sounded from the audience.

The key little people are willing to take credit, and Queen Elizabeth may be able to canonize a small nobleman when she is happy.

Reporter Bella really couldn't bear it. She came to interview if there was any news, not to listen to other people's bragging.

"Okay, okay, due to time constraints, our interview is coming to an end. At the end of the interview, is there anything else Mr. Johnson wants to say?"

"Yes..." Johnson faced the camera and began to show his philosophical poss, saying sonorously

"Today, you're a sissy!"

"But it doesn't matter, there is still help!"

"Join the Johnson Fitness Club!"

"A week of training will make you a man again!"

"See my muscles that symbolize strength?"

"Tomorrow! You will be like me, full of MAN breath!"

Merlin patted his forehead with one hand, feeling a little hot on the eyes.

Alas, it's been so long.

Credit seems to have been taken away.

In other words, my contribution is the greatest, right?

It is indeed the evil of capitalism, it is really sinister.

Forget it, only the little people care about fame.

As an arrogant monarch, I don't bother to fight for it!

Merlin turned around and left with the drink in his hand. In fact, he was so envious that he came a step too late, and his credit was taken away by others.

In fact, even if Merlin said that he had killed the emperor, no one would believe him, because in the eyes of the villagers, Alice was the biggest contributor.

Reporter Bella squeezed out from the crowd, sighed, thinking that these interviews were useless, not the kind of news she needed, it was too official.

When she was about to leave, she saw Merlin's depressed and slightly disappointed back, as if she had lost hope in this society.

Bella is still an experienced old reporter, and often this kind of angry youth can burst out violent stories.

"Sir, please wait a moment."

Bella greeted her partner and stepped forward to interview.

"Huh?" Merlin turned around in surprise.

"Do you have any inside information about the attack on the village?" Bella handed over the microphone.

Merlin turned to face the camera with a particularly complicated expression and a bit of vicissitudes.

"I don't know anything else, I just know that if God gives me a chance to choose again, I will choose gold coins."

Bella was stunned, completely unable to understand what Merlin was talking about?

But what is the best thing about being a veteran reporter?Of course it is distorting the facts!

"Friends from the audience, it turns out that everything is a farce performed by the village chief and the villagers. They are still paid, just to hype the popularity of the village. Like this gentleman, he did not receive the money from the village chief and was excluded. Looking at the vicissitudes of life of this gentleman, you can tell that he has been completely disappointed in this society. Is all this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality..."

Merlin's face darkened, looking at the middle-aged woman next to her with a small mouth, she thought to herself

Nima!

She is crazy...

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Merlin asks the entanglement of the mentally disabled reporter.

After returning to the tavern, she was told by Martha that Alice wanted to see him.

Merlin smiled inwardly, thinking that there must be something about the new job, and he had to let Alice handle things for him.

Merlin came upstairs, but someone came earlier than him, naturally the pair of silver adventurers, Smith and Cecil.

The two of them will leave today and go back to their hometown to get married, so they came here to express their thanks to Alice and bid farewell.

Swordsman Smith's injury was still not healed, he was bandaged all over, and he was still on crutches, and Cecil was supporting him beside him.

Merlin stood at the door, and didn't go in unwisely to disturb him.

"Master Alice, thank you!"

The soon-to-be newlyweds bowed to Alice in thanks.

"You don't need to do this..." Alice lay on the bed, waving her hands again and again, looking very flustered, "It's good that you two are safe."

"We have to express our gratitude. Without your generous action, we might not be able to survive now." Swordsman Smith said seriously.

"I didn't do anything. It's all due to your will." Alice said awkwardly.

"No, you are our benefactor. We will always remember this kindness in our hearts." Swordsman Smith said firmly.

"Okay, I see. Can you keep your heads up?" Alice said a little embarrassed, really not good at dealing with the situation in front of her.

Seeing that Alice accepted the thanks, the two slowly stood up.

"Master Alice, I'm really sorry. I really didn't know how to help at that time? Please forgive my cowardice for leaving you there alone and suffering such serious injuries." Cecil said very guilty.

"It's okay, I'm here to save you. If something happens to you, I won't be able to fulfill Smith's request." Alice smiled.

"But..." Cecil hesitated to speak, still feeling that he was unforgivable.

"Don't worry about it. It was the right choice for you to run away at that time. Staying will only drag me down. Isn't it the best result for everyone to be safe first?" Alice drove to Cecil.

The two remained silent, looking at Alice's hands with complicated emotions.

"By the way, you are going back to your hometown to get married?" Alice wanted to say something happy to adjust the atmosphere.

"Well, that's right." Smith glanced at Cecil, "We are about to get married, and the profession of adventurer will never be done again."

"Really?" Alice nodded and said with blessing, "Congratulations, sure enough, after the storm, there will always be a rainbow. Even if it is a disaster, you have survived together."

The two looked at each other, blushing and giggling.

Alice looked away in embarrassment, thinking to herself, two bastards, get out!I don't want to eat dog food when I recover from a serious illness...

"Master Alice, this is our little favor, please accept it." Cecil put a small bag of gold coins into Alice's hand.

"I can't!" Alice refused, she was not acting for money.

"I beg you to accept it. Although the money is not much, it is indeed what we want." Smith said stubbornly.

Alice thought about the fact that she hadn't made any money from this trip, and the person entrusted to arrest was Merlin, so she couldn't move. Thinking about Wrexham's rent was about to be due, this could just solve the urgent need.

"Okay, thank you guys..."

Merlin stood at the door, leaning against the wall expressionlessly, thinking

Obviously just a righteous idiot.

But it can be admired by others.

It feels good to be a hero.

More or less... I am a little envious of Alice...

Chapter 91: Countdown to Liver Explosion 7

After Smith and Cecil left.

Alice held the warm gold coin in her hand and looked out the window.

I thought this was the most dangerous thing I had done this year.

Although I was covered in bruises, I didn't regret it, and I was even glad that I didn't leave any regrets.