The Unemployed Demon Lord

"No need, Uncle Merlin, please don't brag, I'm already tired of it, the holy rank is like a god, and a mortal like me can't touch it anyway, and it's useless to draw a knife, it's too low-level Yes, I know how to do it now, just draw a knife, it’s not handsome, it’s not practical, it’s like an old man exercising.” Little Henry curled his lips, disdainful of Merlin’s drawing a knife, because it’s really useless in another world, Very tasteless.

Old... old people exercise! ?

I swear this is the worst time I've ever been hacked.

The two good intentions to teach martial arts were rejected by the same person.

I'm the number one demon king in the hall, and there are few people who want to learn from me, but I don't even teach!

Merlin sighed, feeling that Henry was stubborn and a little annoying.

To be honest, Merlin was also a proud person, and being rejected continuously made him a little uncomfortable. He decided that even if little Henry knelt down to beg himself in the future, he would never learn his unique skills.

"Henry, you will regret it, because you rejected a very good opportunity, an opportunity to become a world powerhouse."

"Forget it, Uncle Merlin, if you are strong, an ostrich can go to heaven." Little Henry curled his lips, no matter how you look at Merlin, he looks very powerful, "Uncle Merlin, you always say that you are the most powerful sword in the world Hao, but are you as powerful as Elgin's legendary swordsman?"

"Elgin's legendary swordsman?" Merlin's expression became strange. Isn't this me?Can I beat myself, "This is really not necessarily..."

"I'm sure you can't beat me!" Little Henry disdained Merlin's [-]-[-] tone, and said with starry eyes, "He is the strongest of the strong, the swordsman among the swordsmen, and the superhero among heroes." Great hero! I really want to worship him as my teacher!"

"Oh..." Merlin frowned. It seems that he is very popular. Even children know me, but I am Elgin's legendary swordsman. It turns out that Little Henry admires me so much, but I am right in front of him , I wanted to teach him sword skills just now, but he stupidly refused, interesting~

By the way, if I talk about Elgin’s legendary swordsman, he is actually the Great Demon King in the first hall. I don’t know if it will scare little Henry to tears. After all, the Holy See gang always blackmails me, saying that I have to eat children every day .

How bad is this rumor?

Just give an example.

When Merlin was in Scotland, he heard that every night if a child didn't sleep, his parents would threaten him and say, "If you don't sleep again, Lucifer from the first hall will come and eat you!"

Then the naive little kid would believe it, and sleep obediently, crying, and had a shadow of the first hall of the big devil since he was a child.

But the fact is that Merlin doesn't have the habit of cannibalism, other demons do, but this scapegoat makes him very unhappy.

But Merlin thinks it's quite interesting. Both of his titles have reached the apex, but they are two extremes.

The Great Demon King of the First Temple, the strongest evil villain, wiped out [-] crusading troops of the Holy See, and severely damaged the Holy See.

Elgin, the legendary swordsman, the strongest hero of justice, killed the holy red-bearded brothers in one blow and saved the coastal city.

He takes both justice and evil, black and white take all, awesome!

Merlin himself doesn't know whether he is righteous or evil, maybe both good and evil?

He only does what he thinks is right, but he is unwilling to do what he thinks is wrong, and he judges entirely by his own subjectivity.

"Hey?" Merlin grinned and teased little Henry, "You admire Elgin's legendary swordsman so much?"

"I admire him so much! The unparalleled powerhouse in the world! He wiped out the pirate group by himself, killed the holy red bearded brothers in seconds, and saved Elgin and other coastal cities. Justice! Powerful! Invincible! He is the idol of the whole of Great Britain!" Little Henry's face was full of attacks, his face flushed with excitement, "It's just a pity that he overturned a warship of the ocean-going fleet, and was wanted by the empire. Although the empire does not recognize the achievements of Elgin Swordsman, in the eyes of ordinary people, he is the most powerful man in the world." A great hero to watch..."

"Oh? Is he very powerful?" Merlin blushed. He didn't expect him to be so popular, and he was ashamed to be praised.

"Super powerful! The holy rank already exists like a god. What is the concept of instant kill? How strong is Elgin Jianhao? It must be as strong as the sky!" Little Henry exaggeratedly opened his arms and danced, admiring him very much, " It’s not like you, Uncle Merlin, who know how to brag, have no ability at all, and don’t work hard, so you hang out with those frivolous women.”

Merlin staggered and almost fell, hurting his heart.

He tossed his dazzling blond hair, smiled what he thought was handsome, and pointed at himself.

"Henry, listen carefully. In fact, I am Elgin's legendary swordsman. Are you surprised?"

Little Henry was expressionless, showing disdain in his bones. He pouted his mouth and spat on the ground, "Bah!"

"Uh!" Merlin's face turned black suddenly, and the veins on his forehead kept jumping.

Your sister's brat!

Believe it or not.

What kind of fuss is that contemptuous look?

I really want to beat this brat right now...

(╬~dish~)

Chapter 33:

Moonlight Tavern.

Merlin came back with little Henry.

As soon as she entered the door, she ran into Martha, and when she saw little Henry, she came over angrily.

"Where did you go? Did you fight outside again?"

"I didn't, I fell myself! I didn't fight." Little Henry felt a little ashamed of being beaten like this, so he wouldn't admit that he went out to fight.

"Really, you lied again. You fell so badly that your nose was bruised and your face was swollen?" Martha came over and knelt down to check her son's injuries. "If you fight with outsiders again, you will have no pocket money in the future."

"It's so noisy!" Little Henry knocked off Martha's hand, and went upstairs angrily, "Mom, don't worry about me, so what if I don't give pocket money? I can go out for women's compensation, anyway, a bunch of weird uncles are just fine. !"

Fuck!Awesome my bro...

I have been inspired to become a master of women's clothing since I was a child.

The future must be limitless!

Merlin blushed, feeling that he had learned another survival skill.

"This child is really..." Martha looked sad, probably feeling that she was particularly frustrated as a mother, "I'm sorry Merlin, Henry has caused you trouble again..."

"Where is it..." Merlin waved his hands and said with a smile, "I also met him on the road, so I brought him back by the way, there is no trouble."

"Alas..." Martha sighed, feeling physically and mentally exhausted, "This child seems to be disobeying me more and more. I wonder if there is something wrong with my education method."

"No, Henry is a child, and it's quite normal to be a little rebellious at this age." Merlin said lightly, thinking about the rebellious period, isn't it something that everyone will go through?After the rebellious period, there are many people who know how crazy they were back then.

"Is that so?" Martha covered her cheeks and said worriedly, "To be honest, I don't like Henry fighting outside, and I'm always worried, but he seems to like martial arts very much and wants to be an adventurer, but how can an adventurer be so good?" It's good, and it's dangerous, I obviously want him to inherit the tavern, just be an ordinary person."

Merlin's heart moved, thinking about Henry's age, "Sister Martha, how old is Henry?"

"It's 14 years old," Martha replied.

14 years old?It looks so tender.

Is it because of the baby face?

Baby face or something, very suitable for women's clothing.

No, no, where did I think, why is my mind full of big JJ cute girls?

Merlin coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment.

"Sister Martha, I didn't say that normal children can experience fighting spirit or magic power when they are about ten years old. Henry is now 14 years old, maybe..."

Merlin didn't speak too bluntly, but euphemistically expressed that Henry is not suitable for martial arts. At the age of 14, he has no magic power or fighting spirit. Maybe he has no talent at all and can only be an ordinary person.

Although Merlin has no magical power or fighting spirit, he is a traverser, a different kind among different kinds, born with great power.

"I know this kind of thing..." Martha lowered her head and said with a sigh, "but I can't bear to destroy his dream."

Merlin was also very helpless in his heart. Even if he taught Henry swordsmanship, he would not have any power without fighting spirit.

"Shouldn't you try to persuade him? To be honest, it's a waste of youth to work hard on the road to death, and there will be no gains."

"I tried to persuade, but it didn't seem to work. Henry said that studying business can't save the Britons." Martha said helplessly.

Nima!

This line is so familiar!

Is Henry Zhou Shuren from another world?

Merlin looked embarrassed, secretly thinking in his heart

This kid might be a real warrior.

Dare to face the bleak life, dare to face up to the dripping blood.

No, I accidentally recited the text...

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Chapter 34: Rewards and Updates

Merlin remembered that when he came back with Henry just now, he had said a lot.

Now combined with Martha's troubles, Henry just feels that being a tavern owner can't protect his mother at all, right?

It's not that Merlin is arrogant or puffed up, but he doesn't understand what's the use of working so hard for someone without talent?Isn't it obvious that there is such a simple reason to specialize in the art industry?

However, Merlin still admires little Henry, at least he knows how to take responsibility at a young age.

Although it will definitely grow into an annoying hot-blooded idiot in the future, it will be like a fool every day.

By the way, Merlin hates hot-blooded idiots the most, everyone is iron-headed, stunned, without any brains, super annoying.

If you are a bit literate and have the ability to speak up, it will be even worse. At least it will make the enemy change his past and make tears flow, and at the worst it will make the enemy turn against him and end up self-destructing.

Oh, you guessed it right, Merlin is referring to a hot-blooded comic, the hero who can clear the entire dungeon with just one mouth.

Obviously, he can eat with one mouth and be a head of state.

I had to keep working hard, and finally became a village head.

Meow meow meow! ?Talking about it is enough, what is the purpose of working so hard! ?

Martha suddenly realized that Merlin was just an outsider, and it seemed a bit inappropriate to say so much, so she said apologetically, "I'm sorry Merlin, these are all my family affairs, I can't help but want to find someone to talk to , bored you?"

"It's okay, Sister Martha is really out of touch. If you have any troubles, just come to me. Although I may not be able to solve it, it's okay to be a listener." Merlin's female friend talent began to flare up again .

Martha chuckled, and said kindly, "Merlin is really gentle, maybe it's because of this that girls like you so much."

"Yes...is it..." Merlin scratched his head, thinking that it was work, okay? If it's normal, I don't like dealing with a group of women either.

"Yeah, when I went shopping for beer just now, many women were talking about you." Martha was quite happy, because the more popular Merlin was, the better he would make money at night.

Merlin didn't like this very much, but his reputation is getting bigger and bigger. At that time, his famous name has not been heard by his sister, but Lilith's stage name of Little Daisy has been spread to Lilith's ears first. How embarrassing it is.