The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Eh!? Lip marks!" Merlin was stunned, he didn't remember Karona kissing him at all? !I have long forgotten about that aunt.

"That's right! It's the lip marks! What are you still covering up here? Who can't see such a big piece?" Alice's cheeks puffed up, like a blowfish being stimulated, and Merlin was about to be blown up.

Merlin thought about it by himself, and couldn't help being very embarrassed. He also had lip marks on his face when he saw Asmodeus just now?And that Miss Helena, why didn't she tell herself?Now it seems that I am not a decent person walking around in the street with my lip marks on my face!

"Don't pretend to be stupid!" Alice's eyes were fierce, as if she was a wife and adult, "Hurry up and tell the truth? Who kissed you!?"

"This... didn't go anywhere, but I was accidentally kissed. You know, I'm a handsome man, and there are middle-aged and elderly women jumping at me every now and then..." Merlin looked away, and knocked on me with his hands. He tapped his head, stuck out his tongue and said, "Hey~"

"Hey, you big-headed ghost! Careless? Who are you lying to?" Alice cursed angrily, pulled up Merlin's clothes, and sniffed vigorously, "Wow! There are several kinds of women's perfume smells, you just went to You are in a woman's den! Are you still arguing with me here?"

"Tsk! You are so annoying..." Merlin knocked off Alice's little hand, and said impatiently, "Where I go is my freedom, do you want me to care?"

"Why can't I control it?!" Alice raised her angry face and quarreled with Merlin pinching her waist.

"Ah?" Merlin buttoned his ears and said casually, "What right do you have to control me? Do you still want to interfere in my private life?"

"I..." Alice was at a loss for words, thinking that she really didn't need to care about it, and she didn't have the right at all, but she felt inexplicably upset, "We are husband and wife...ah, no, fake couple!"

"Because it's a fake couple, so you're going to interfere in my private life. May I ask Miss Alice, what logic is there in your thinking?" Merlin spread his hands, a bit confused about what Alice meant.

"Although it's a fake couple, everyone thinks we're a real couple!" Alice was a little crazy, and began to talk nonsense seriously, "You hang out with other girls everywhere, what will others think of me? Will they think I'm a Useless people, I can't control my husband cheating on me, and the neighbors will gossip behind my back!"

"It's not a real couple in the first place, why do you care about such things?" Merlin asked with all his thoughts, feeling that Alice was very strange.

"I..." Alice thought for a while, and forced herself to find a reason, "I care about my reputation very much! If you are not serious, you will implicate me!"

"That's it..." Merlin rubbed his chin and felt that it made sense, so he said, "Then it's okay for me to hook up secretly?"

"It's even worse in secret!" Alice was anxious, thinking how could she have so much energy to look at Merlin?

"You are so troublesome..." Merlin felt that Alice had too much shit, and said disgustedly, "Don't block me, let me in."

"No! Tell me where have you been?" Alice stood in front of the door, exuding the aura of one man guarding the door and one man not opening.

"I didn't go anywhere, I just went to Helena's secret cabin to play around." Merlin's tone was very casual, and he pushed Alice away and entered the room.

"Huh!?" Alice was immediately unhappy when she heard that, and said with brows, "Isn't that a custom shop? No decent person would go to that kind of place!"

"Actually, Hobbs talked about the hype. I just went to see it out of curiosity, but I didn't do anything?" Merlin slumped directly on the sofa, feeling like a useless person.

"You've been kissed, and you still said you didn't do anything?!" Alice closed the door angrily, scolding Hobbs as a bastard in her heart.

"At most, it's just a chat. This kiss was from an aunt. Now that I think about it, it's really embarrassing." Merlin quickly wiped his cheeks, he didn't like older women at all.

"What's so good about the girls there? They attract you so much!? I can't believe they're better than me!?" Alice walked up to Merlin aggressively, pinching her waist to argue with Merlin to the end.

Merlin looked at Alice calmly, and couldn't help laughing, "Pfft!"

"What are you laughing at?! Don't laugh!" Alice blushed, riding on Merlin, and grabbed his collar.

"Okay, okay, I don't laugh." Merlin suppressed his smile and continued, "Don't you believe that the girl in the secret cabin is better than you? But I want to tell you a cruel reality, the girl in the secret cabin is really better than you." Hello!"

"What did you say!?" Alice gritted her teeth. If she could beat Merlin, he would have turned into a pig's head by now!

"The girls in it are all talented, they can act like a baby, they can talk, and they talk nicely. They really like being there." Merlin prodded Alice.

"Be serious! You bastard!" Alice shook Merlin so hard that her liver was about to explode.

"I'm telling the truth. At least all the girls have bigger breasts than you, and Miss Helena..." Merlin thought for a while and said seriously, "How should I put it? Not only are the breasts bigger than yours, It's also very feminine, Alice, you should really learn from it."

Alice looked down at her barren breasts, her face was flushed, and she said angrily, "I don't care! You are not allowed to hook up with other girls, let alone go to immoral places! Otherwise, I will have nothing to do in the future Hold your head up in front of others!"

"..." Merlin's head was turned into a rattle, and he looked at Alice with complicated emotions, wondering if he was in a state of strict wife control now?

"If you are still so unruly in the future, you..." Alice raised her head and thought for a moment, then said seriously, "You are not allowed to go home! Our co-tenancy relationship is over!"

"Okay, okay, I understand." Merlin sighed, he had no interest in those girls at first, so if he didn't go, he wouldn't go.

"Also, start practicing with me tomorrow, don't hang out with that old hooligan Hobbs, and go to some inexplicable places." Alice felt that she wouldn't be so angry without Hobbs, a good friend.

"Aren't you afraid that I will accidentally hurt you?" Merlin narrowed his eyes and asked.

"I can't change my mind now!?" Alice said angrily.

Merlin smacked his mouth, thinking that Alice has a weird temper, she really changes every now and then...

"Get up, you! Let's cook!" Alice pulled Merlin up, who was late with lazy cancer, "I've been cooking for a few days?! Why is it still me!" Merlin was very unhappy.

Alice pushed Merlin into the kitchen and said seriously, "It's you for a week! Don't try to be lazy! This is your compensation for beating me with a wooden knife!"

"Oh, troublesome woman..." Merlin sighed, put on the apron reluctantly, and became a good man at home in a blink of an eye.

Alice poked her head out and stared at Merlin. She was already hungry and was waiting for Merlin to come back to cook.

Merlin looked back, everything was ready, the meat and ingredients were neatly cut, and he was waiting to do it himself.

He was full of black lines, looked back at Alice, and asked in surprise.

"I said you, why are you so active at this time?"

"This way..." Alice faltered with a faint blush on both sides of her cheeks.

"Can't you cook faster?"

"Don't get me wrong, I don't like your cooking skills!"

"This is punishment, do you understand punishment? I have to flog you..."

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Chapter 28: Monthly Ticket Addition

The next day.

Merlin was going back to sleep in a daze.

In the end, she was kicked awake by Alice with her little foot.

"Wake up, wake up, don't sleep..."

"What are you doing?" Merlin frowned, turned over with sleepy eyes, and didn't want to talk to Alice, "Don't disturb my sleep, anyone who disturbs my sleep, I will make him disappear from this world."

"Just now Lucia told me that Miss Da Vinci is back and is waiting at the guild." Alice explained, and said angrily, "Didn't you say that I must let you meet?"

"Huh!? Da Vinci...Miss!?" Merlin suddenly opened his small eyes, remembering what was going on, so he quickly sat up on the sofa and touched the key around his neck, "Yes, yes Yes, there is such a thing."

Alice looked at Merlin's messy blond hair because he had just woken up, and said with a slight sigh, "Hurry up and wash up, it's rude to see people like this."

"That's right, that's right, you also remember to put the breast pads on, otherwise it's pretty rude." Merlin scratched his hair and said casually.

"Uh!" Alice's expression turned ugly instantly, and she kindly called Merlin, but she was ridiculed, "It has nothing to do with you whether you can stuff your breast pads or not! Take care of yourself! You used to be a demon king, but now you only recognize **!"

"Why are you so angry? I just hate that you are dangling in front of me with the washboard in the early morning, obstructing my eyes." Merlin covered his eyes, as if seeing Alice's washboard would make her blind The same thing, "So to be polite, please put on your breast pads and talk to me in the morning, otherwise I will disturb my mood when I see your chest."

"Your eyes are so dirty! I said that seeing your eyes every day makes me feel uncomfortable!? So I've been looking at strange places!" Alice shielded her chest in astonishment, and her disgust towards Merlin rose several levels. , "It's not like you! I wake up every morning and see your messy hair, and my mood suddenly turns bad!"

"Ah!?" Merlin looked at the top of Alice's head and said blankly, "My hair is messy? Is it annoying to have a dull hair on your head every day?"

"That's enough! I don't want to quarrel with you now, go to the guild quickly, and don't waste Miss Da Vinci's time!" Alice stopped the rhythm of mutual spraying.

"This Da Vinci...Miss, is this busy?" Merlin asked in surprise.

"Of course I'm busy. Miss Da Vinci is either out on a mission or in the library. We must see her and delay her study time." Alice explained and walked into the bathroom.

Merlin scratched the messy hair on his head, thinking suspiciously in his heart

It's not about inventing something.

Do you paint the Mona Lisa in your spare time?

After Merlin and Alice cleaned themselves up, they went straight to the guild.

After Alice looked around, she saw a short-haired girl in a red magic robe.

If the facial features were not too delicate, he might be misunderstood as a man.

She cut her brown hair very short and looked extremely capable.

A pair of monocles hung on the bridge of his nose, and he was concentrating on a thick book on the table.

The silver adventurer's certificate hangs around his neck and hangs on the table.

Area: Wrexham.

Name: Leonardo di Piero da Vinci.

Occupation: Magician.

As for the side, there is a similar teammate, a black-skinned woman with a hot figure.

The blond hair is coiled up high, and the costume on his body is not known to be animal skin, and it is still shining, but it looks very suitable for active fighting, and there are gloves and weapons hanging on his waist.

Although he has black skin, he looks very good. His big smart eyes feel like a passionate person. The most conspicuous thing is the pair of big breasts, which are directly dragged and placed on the table. The gap in the middle keeps attracting the gaze of men.

I just didn't see Hobbs today. I don't know if it's because I drank too much last night. If I was there, I must be staring at his chest and dreaming.

The blond-haired black-skinned woman looked around boredly, and the gold adventurer on her neck proved to be very dazzling.

Area: Wrexham.

Name: Chloe Rossetti.

Occupation: Fighter.

Alice saw Da Vinci and Rossetti after a long distance, especially Rossetti's pair, "This black cow..."

"Huh!?" Merlin looked at Alice in surprise and asked, "Who is it?"

"It's that blond-haired, dark-skinned woman." Alice pissed off Nurosetti, and said in a bad tone, "She is Da Vinci's partner, and the two often go out on missions together, almost inseparable. "

Merlin looked at Rossetti in the distance, especially the couple, and subconsciously sighed, "I'll go, it's so big..."

Alice glared at Merlin, stomped on Merlin with her high-heeled boots, and scolded bitterly, "What are you talking about?! Keep your eyes open! Harassment of women is not allowed in the guild!"

"Tsk!" Merlin shrank his feet and said dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing? You can't just scold someone's cow just because he is big?"

"This guy always laughs at me, and also shows me that she has the right amount of fat, which has caused me unhealable mental damage." Alice responded unhappily, with a very unnatural expression.

"Is that so..." Merlin glanced at Alice's washboard, for he would indeed be hurt a lot.

"Anyway, Rossetti is the second person I hate." Alice said angrily.