The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Helena is my most capable subordinate, and I have always asked her to run a custom shop in Great Britain." Asmodeus replied lightly.

"Do you still have this kind of industry?" Merlin frowned.

"There's no way around this. The economy of our Fourth Demon King's Hall is in a recession, so we can only rely on other means to survive." Asmodeus said helplessly.

"It sounds like you're having a miserable life. You're obviously a lustful monarch, but you're going to LOW right away..." Merlin said speechlessly.

"Aren't you the same? I heard that your No. [-] Demon King Palace also sells scrolls for summoning demons. Everyone has a side job and each other." Asmodeus sighed.

"Ha, it seems that everyone's life is not easy..." Merlin smiled shyly.

"The richest one should be Mammon who is a greedy monarch, but he is too stingy, taking away a gold coin would be like killing him." Asmodeus shook his head.

"Can't you wear women's clothes and come out to accompany guests? With your looks, you will definitely make a lot of money every day, haha." Merlin said half-jokingly.

Asmodeus suddenly became unhappy, looked at Merlin and said suddenly, "Helena, step back first, I will call you if something happens."

"Yes." Helena retreated silently and left the secret room.

Seeing that Merlin was the only one left, Asmodeus silently put down the fan that covered his mouth, revealing a complete and prosperous beauty, with thin and graceful lips stained with dazzling scarlet.

"Finally you're willing to put down your fan, you pervert in women's clothing, just now I was thinking of meeting old friends, why are you still pretending to be mysterious?" Merlin smiled lightly.

"Merlin, I hope you can save me some face in front of my subordinates, how can you convince me like this?" Asmodeus said a little dissatisfied.

"Okay, why are you pretending to be elegant in front of me? You look like a dog on the surface, but everyone knows what kind of virtue you have in private." Merlin responded unceremoniously, adding, "But it's okay for me to ask you to come out drinking with the guests dressed as a woman." Really, as long as you don't speak, you won't be able to tell that you are a man."

"I'm the idol of the demons. I can't go into the sea. Maintaining my purity is the foundation of an idol." Asmodeus said seriously.

"Hehe, he's obviously a pervert in women's clothing, what kind of idol? You're so ridiculous..." Merlin said with contempt.

"Is it so ridiculous? How can I remember that when someone met for the first time, he looked at me with squinting eyes, and even gave me a small gift secretly. A fool can see that he is going to pursue me rhythm, hahaha..." Asmodeus sneered in turn.

"Shut up! Shameless old thief! I didn't know you were a pervert in women's clothing at that time! Don't pick up people's black history casually, okay?!" Merlin frowned, furiously itching.

"And now I go to the custom shop I opened to play, my friend, are you lonely? I remember you said that women are troublesome creatures. If you were willing to be a human pile driver 200 years ago, the seed of the new century Warrior, but now you just want to be a single dog?" Asmodeus said with a smile.

"I swear I'm just here to take a look, nothing else." Merlin's forehead twitched a few times.

"Forget it, I won't laugh at you as a friend." Asmodeus sighed and said instead, "I heard that you were fired by the Council of Elders?"

"Yeah, because I was too lazy to revitalize the demon clan, so I was looked down upon by a group of elders." Merlin touched his neck, not telling the truth.

Because staying in the Demon King's Palace, there is no powerful enemy to renew his life, this reason is not easy to tell others, it involves the secret of his curse.

"Isn't it because you are too lazy? To demolish a few temples of the Holy See, the council can't find your little tail, but you want to stay at home and refuse to leave the death swamp." Asmodeus showed helplessness expression.

Merlin smiled and said nothing, thinking that because of the curse, he would definitely not be able to be the devil king any longer, and it had nothing to do with being lazy or not.

"Do you want me to help? I know quite a lot of elders in the council. As long as I write a letter, the demon council can reconsider your matter." Asmodeus shook the fan in his hand and extended an olive branch

"How about it?"

"Do you want to return to your throne?"

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"Sorry, I refuse."

Merlin replied indifferently, it is impossible for him to go back, and to go back is to wait for death.

No one renews his life. If he really wants to renew his life, I'm afraid he can only kill his teammates.

"Huh!?" Asmodeus was astonished, and said incredulously, "Why did you refuse? Do you know that this kind of opportunity is rare, and if you miss it, you really can't return. As an arrogant monarch, you, the king of the throne Glory is your pursuit, right?"

"It's true to say that, but I really don't want to go back. Sometimes I think it's good to be free." Merlin replied casually.

"Freedom?" Asmodeus narrowed his eyes and said in a bad tone, "I heard from Helena that you became an adventurer? Or a trash black iron?!"

"That's right, haha." Merlin laughed.

"I think you are really confused. You have outstanding talent and power at the level of a monarch, and you are willing to be a little adventurer?!" Asmodeus frowned, feeling very incredible.

"Please, I'm doing it for my own life. Don't say it, I seem to have fallen..." Merlin said helplessly. Asmodeus looked at the couple adventurer certificate on Merlin's neck, and his eyes widened, " Are you married!? Or a lowly human named Alice Clodia?"

"Uh, no..." Merlin became embarrassed, thinking that the couple adventurers proved to be really troublesome.

"No wonder you refused to come back. It turned out that you married a lowly human woman. If you have concerns in your heart, you don't want to leave, right?" Asmodeus looked very surprised, as if he couldn't accept the reality.

"Tsk! We are..." Merlin was interrupted just as he wanted to explain.

"Oh my god! As an arrogant monarch, you actually married a human being, which really shames your Lucifer family. There are so many beautiful women in the demon clan, and you don't even fall in love with them? Why should you choose a human woman? No, isn’t there me?” Asmodeus said a little madly.

"You're a little cold... huh!?" Merlin yelled when he heard something strange, "Get out of here! Pervert in women's clothing! Stay away from me!"

"I was just joking, don't take it seriously." Asmodeus covered his mouth with a fan in embarrassment.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not married yet, and this couple adventurer proved to be a product of accidental accidents, it's just a name." Merlin explained briefly.

"I'm relieved when you say that, you didn't betray the demons, right?" Asmodeus asked seriously.

"No, I'm only working for myself now." Merlin replied sincerely.

"That's good. I thought you were going to betray the demons by marrying a human. If possible, I don't want to fight you." Asmodeus said with a sigh.

"Did the old friends turn against each other? I don't know what you think, anyway, if you were my enemy, I would draw my sword mercilessly." Merlin said half-truthfully.

"You guys are really indifferent." Asmodeus changed the subject with a drop of cold sweat streaming down his forehead, "Aren't you planning to go back to the First Demon King Palace?"

"Not necessarily, let's see." Merlin is not sure, if he is lucky enough to lift the curse, it seems that he can only return to the Demon King Palace to live.

"If you don't come back, I'm afraid the First Demon King Hall will remain without a master, and you will still have the empty title of an arrogant monarch on your head." Asmodeus said with a frown.

"What do you mean?" Merlin asked in surprise.

"Even if the parliament wants to re-elect the arrogant monarch, there is no suitable candidate at all. You also know that the demons speak with their strength, and they will be recognized only if they use their strength to conquer other monarchs." Asmodeus said with a half-smile.

"Speaking of which, the seven generals under me are all good, and have the potential to become my successor." Merlin recalled his subordinates.

"Are you kidding me? To be honest, I can instantly kill seven of your subordinates. Their strength is far below the level of a monarch, and I still want to be a demon king? Hehe~" Asmodeus smiled contemptuously. Continued, "Even if there is a guy with good strength, you have to pull out the king's weapon around your waist to be considered the orthodox inheritance of the first devil's palace. Otherwise, who would be convinced if some cats and dogs are the devil?"

Merlin frowned, feeling that this matter was very troublesome. It seemed that he was still wandering around with the title of Demon King. He obviously didn't want to be the Demon King anymore, but there was no one who could take his place.

The most troublesome thing is to use strength to gain the recognition of other monarchs. This is the rarest thing, because the other monarchs even think that Merlin is very powerful. I also showed the invincible swordsmanship at the beginning, so I let these guys admit it, and successfully took over the arrogance. The throne of the monarch.

"According to my speculation, the elders of the council can't find a suitable candidate to inherit the First Demon King Hall, and they will invite you back." Asmodeus showed a clear expression, "So my friend , you can’t run away, you will still come back sooner or later.”

Merlin showed an impatient expression, he didn't want to talk about these troublesome things, "You want to tell me this today?"

"Of course not." Asmodeus smiled meekly, and said mysteriously, "Actually, I want you to dress up as a woman, so that the demons can rise up in the forest of nations in the world, and form a puppet group with me to debut as an idol." How about it?"

"Get out!" Merlin's face darkened immediately, wishing he could slap Asmodeus on the forehead with a shoehorn.

"Actually, I thought you were very talented before. Wouldn't it be nice to dress up as a girl together without wasting your feminine face?" Asmodeus said solemnly.

"Let me tell you Asmodeus, even if I pick up trash, beg for food, or steal a battery car, I won't go into the sea as a woman at all." Merlin said angrily, this bitch actually wanted to drag himself into the water, I deserve a beating!

"Why are you resisting so much? Can't you just face up to your true self like me?" Asmodeus fanned the wind with a fan, showing the enchanting appearance of a woman.

"I've already faced it squarely. In my heart, I am a pure man, a straight man who is straighter than steel." Merlin responded emphatically.

"What the hell? If I cut off my penis and become a real girl, do you want to marry me?" Asmodeus said with a seductive look.

"Cut it first and then talk..." Merlin was unmoved, there has not been a precedent for the devil to turn his penis into a girl.

"Don't you really want to be like me, put on women's clothes, be pampered everywhere, fascinate the men, and let them spray all the cock on your stockings?" Asmodeus urged Merlin.

"..." Merlin frowned, his face darkened, thinking

This guy is a pervert...

After Merlin chatted with Asmodeus for a while, he got up and left.

Helena waited at the door for a long time, ready to send Merlin away.

"My friend, wait a moment." Asmodeus became serious again.

"Huh?" Merlin turned around.

"You are in Britain now, right?" Asmodeus asked.

"That's right, what's wrong?" Merlin asked suspiciously.

"My subordinates have reported to me that there are traces of Hell Angels' activities in Great Britain recently. If I remember correctly, you once cut down the Angels from Hell, right?" Asmodeus asked.

"Is there any problem?" Merlin thought of the apostle who made him surrender to hell, so naturally he hacked him to death without saying anything.

"Hell is very mysterious and not easy to provoke, and you are the man they hate and fear, so please be more careful." Asmodeus gave Merlin a piece of advice.

"Ha..." Merlin laughed, spread his hands, and said in a casual tone

"It's okay, who do you think I am?"

"Even if Satan, the lord of hell, comes, I will kill him with one blow."

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Chapter 24

Merlin asked Helena, what happened to the two old rascals, Hobbs and Price?

Helena said that she was still drinking and entertaining, and she didn't seem to want to leave.

Merlin felt a bit boring here, so he chose to go home by himself.

Looking at the current time, Alice should have returned from the monastery.

The two left the secret room and walked towards the door.

"My lord Lucifer, if my lord still wants to see you, I will notify you." Helena said from the side, her position was slightly back, and she looked very reserved.

"Well, yes." Merlin nodded, thinking that anyway, he was looking for a shy "fashion" topic, "Helena, do you feel pressure in front of Asmodeus? Ashamed of myself."

"This..." Helena hesitated for a moment, and said in a low voice, "I will feel it a little bit. After all, my Lord is so beautiful that even I, as a woman, would feel a little bit ashamed."

"That's right..." Merlin smiled, thinking that Asmodeus is good everywhere, the only regret is that he was not born as a daughter, "By the way, how long have you been with Asmodeus?"