The strongest forcing system

"Oh, sorry, let's pass this way!"

Hearing this, Ye Tian hurriedly moved out of the blocked passage so that the students could go into the toilet.

The next moment, there was a burst of laughter that seemed to lift the roof of the toilet, and the intensity of the laughter was simply amazing.

Hearing this laughter, the students passing by the toilet stopped one after another, and looked towards this side with doubts.

Those male students can say that they can run directly into the toilet to find out. Naturally, those who come in can't avoid laughing like never before like everyone else.

On the contrary, it was those female students who were wandering in front of the men's room one by one, who were so curious about what happened in the men's room, that they could actually laugh so loudly.

Seeing the male students outside continuously running into the toilet, even some tough female students couldn't help being curious and rushed in, and the laughter continued even more.

Seeing that the toilet was about to be overcrowded, Ye Tian said to the stunned Bao Yu: "Okay, I have to leave first!
By the way, don't stand still, both of you, go in and take a look!

Maybe you can also comprehend some philosophy of life from the post-modern performance art of Zhong Shao! "

Saying that, Ye Tian didn't care about the reaction of the two of them, and left here.

At this time, Bao Yu came back to his senses, and quickly shouted to block Ye Tian's way.

"Anything else?"

Ye Tian looked puzzled.

Bao Yu said angrily: "You dare to harm our Young Master Zhong, you are doomed!"

When Ye Tian heard this, he was surprised and said: "This classmate, you can eat randomly!
Oh, like you Brother Zhong, you can drink indiscriminately in the urinal, as long as you want to, it's okay!

But don't talk nonsense about this!What kind of Zhongxiang do you say I harmed you, do you have evidence? "

"This……"

Bao Yu hesitated. He wasn't there just now, so he didn't know what happened.

But before Zhong Liang clearly said that he wanted to go up and kick Ye Tian into the urinal, but why did he fall into it by himself.

There is no possibility of installing a camera in this toilet, and it is impossible for them to understand what happened.

Seeing the expressions of the two, Ye Tian sneered and said, "What? Seeing you like this, you seem to know something?
Could it be that the person who rushed in just now did not head towards the urinal, but did he have some other purpose? "

"Ah... no... no, of course not!"

Bao Yu quickly shook his head to deny that Master Zhong had already plunged into the urinal, so he didn't dare to act rashly.

This Ye Tian's skill is so powerful, if he really wants to let him know that he has other purposes, then this guy can really do the thing of planting himself in the urinal.

The thought of standing side by side with Young Master Zhong in the urinal won the appreciation of countless classmates, and his reputation spread far and wide.

Bao Yu shivered coldly, not daring to stab again, his figure shrank back even more, and retreated behind the man full of arguments.

"That's it!" Ye Tian looked at Bao Yu coldly and said, "Then hurry up and get out of the way, I'm still in a hurry to eat!

After all, I am a human being, unlike the post-modern performance artist there, who can sacrifice everything for real art! "

"Oh! Well...Okay..."

The two had no choice but to get out of the way.

Ye Tian nodded and was about to leave.

Suddenly thought of something, he stopped, pointed at Zhong Liang who was still thumping upside down in the urinal in the crowd, and said kindly: "Let you young master Zhong be careful in the future!
Places like the toilet are usually slippery with water, so even if you can't help but pee on your pants, don't be so careless like today, you know? "

"I know...I know, thank you...thank you!"

The two answered dumbly.

After saying this, both of them felt aggrieved, so aggrieved that they wanted to cry.

what happened?Obviously, the reason why our boss fell headlong into the urinal must be the fault of this person, but why should we thank this guy?
Director, is the script wrong?

The two looked at each other, and it was like crying without tears!

At this time, Ye Tian glanced at the Zhong Liang who was upside down in the urinal again, and his voice was not as arrogant as before, so he cocked his mouth at the duo and said, "You guys are all like that, I advise you Or hurry up and pull him out!

Although displaying postmodern performance art is also a very important thing, life should be more important, right?Otherwise, if he suffocates to death later, he will be famous all over the world!
However, having said that, if you really want to get the title of the first person in history to suffocate in a urinal, then it should be very exciting!Maybe your brother Zhong will like it? "

"This……"

The other person was a little embarrassed, looked at Bao Yu, and couldn't make up his mind for a while, so he let Ye Tian go like this, and they didn't know whether it was suitable or not.

But what Ye Tian said also makes sense.

At this time, if you don't quickly get Brother Zhong out, maybe he will really become the first person in history to suffocate to death in the urinal.

"You... this matter is endless! You waited for me!"

Bao Yu also felt that now is not the time to get entangled with Ye Tian, ​​and there will be opportunities to deal with him in the future.

He could only say a scene, and rushed into the toilet with another person, pushing away the classmates who were watching.

"It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know people's hearts! Do as you like!"

After teaching that self-righteous young master Zhong, Ye Tian shrugged indifferently, and went straight out.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah-hartney!"

At this time, Zhong Liang, who had fallen upside down in the urinal, yelled again in a muffled voice.

After driving away all the onlookers, Bao Yu and the other rushed forward and pulled out the stuck Zhong Liang with great effort.

"Ye Tian! I'm going to kill you!!!"

Just after getting out of the urinal, Zhong Liang didn't care about the drenched body, the urine stains and the smell all over his face, and roared loudly,

Maybe it was because he had been lying on his head for too long, and he was a little dizzy from the blood rushing to his head, or maybe the roar was too much oxygen consumption.

After Zhong Liang was pulled out, he couldn't stand still for a moment, plopped, and fell to sit on the wet ground again.

In this way, originally only the upper body was wet, but now even the lower body was wet.

Seeing this, the duo of attendants couldn't help being taken aback, looking at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what to do.

"Why are you two staring blankly! I didn't see me sitting on the ground, why don't you hurry up and help me up!"

Seeing the duo of followers stunned, Zhong Liang couldn't help roaring.

"Master Zhong, but your body...your body..."

Bao Yu looked at the wet Zhong Liang, and frowned in disgust.

After all, it wasn't water, but urine plus the urine stains that had accumulated for a long time, but the taste was really not ordinary.

If he wanted to go up to help Zhong Liang, wouldn't he have to urinate with his own hands?

It's not just Bao Yu who has such an idea, Song He also has the same idea.

The two of them stretched out their hands a few times, but they both stopped there again. They didn't take any action at all. They were obviously concerned about the smell and stains on their bodies.

"Bastard! Do you still want to live? Hurry up and help me!"

Seeing this, Zhong Liang became even more angry and roared loudly at the two of them.

Knowing that there was no other way, the two had no choice but to face bitterly and helped Zhong Liang up.

"Trash! It's all trash!"

As soon as Zhong Liang stabilized his body, he slapped the two of them, and roared angrily at them again.

Immediately, Shi pushed away the duo of attendants who bowed their heads, and rushed out angrily, completely ignoring the laughing onlookers outside the toilet, and ran directly to the outside of the campus.

After this happened, he no longer had the face to stay in school, so he had no choice but to leave school directly.

As for Ye Tian, ​​he couldn't just let it go, so he went out to find someone. .

Seeing Zhong Liang rushing out of the men's room, the duo of followers didn't care to think about anything, so they had to follow.

On the other hand, after lunch, Ye Tian was still leisurely wandering around the campus, and happened to be in the school playground.

At this time, the school playground was extremely lively, because it was not long after the school started.

The school is setting up the stage in preparation for a party in a few days to welcome the arrival of new students.

Looking at those enthusiastic classmates, Ye Tian couldn't help sighing that it's good to be young, but he seemed to forget that he was only 17 years old.

It's just that after his previous life, although he looks young, his heart is inevitably a little more vicissitudes, and he loses the youthful vigor of the students.

Shaking his head helplessly, Ye Tian walked towards the cafeteria, it was noon, and he was already hungry.

Seeing Ye Tian coming in, Jiang Qiu's eyes lit up, he hurried forward and chatted with Ye Tian
Ye Tian ordered food, watched as he sat at the entrance of the cafeteria, chewing slowly, and at the same time had a match with Jiang Qiu, taking it easy.

At this time, a man and a woman walked in from outside the door, they could be described as handsome and beautiful, especially seductive.

The boy with bangs hairstyle, handsome face, and fashionable dress said to the girl next to him in a warm voice: "Xiaoxiao, what's delicious in this cafeteria, why don't I take you to a hotel outside to eat!"

This woman is Wu Xiaoxiao.

She stopped, looked at this handsome boy, frowned and said, "I just want to eat in the school cafeteria.

If you have money, eat it yourself, and, Li Yi, can you stop following me? "

Looking at Li Yi in front of him, even though he was a little handsome, he was not the type Wu Xiaoxiao liked, and Wu Xiaoxiao just felt disgusted.

Because what she hates the most is this kind of boy who is too feminine. To put it bluntly, if the two of them really want to dress up, Li Yi may be even more charming than her.

However, Wu Shicong always wanted to match them up, so Li Yi took the opportunity to pester Wu Xiaoxiao, which really annoyed Wu Xiaoxiao.

Li Yi was not angry, but still said in a pleasant voice: "Since you like it, then I will accompany you, no matter the ends of the earth."

The latter sentence is simply the MAX of love, and the average girl will be absolutely moved after listening to it.

It's a pity that if Wu Xiaoxiao doesn't like it, he just doesn't like it, so instead of being moved, she laments that Li Yi is shameless enough.

"That's up to you!"

Leaving one sentence behind, Wu Xiaoxiao was going to cook dinner, ignoring Li Yi.