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Chapter 83 Eat my sulfuric acid!
Chapter 83 Eat my sulfuric acid!
(Thanks to Mo Yu, the boss! Finally, I have money to eat 555)
The leader was overjoyed, he patted Xing Kang on the shoulder, and said with a sigh: "It's good, it's good, the head teacher of Class One (14) is very tasteful for recommending such excellent extracurricular books to students."
Xing Kang's face turned red and white at this time, afraid that the leader would ask to go to class 14 of senior high school to take a look, so he hurriedly interrupted: "Leader, let's go into the laboratory building. After the inspection, I will take you to dinner."
"Well, that's it, goodbye classmate."
"Goodbye, teacher. I'm going to eat first." Su Xiaobai got up and patted the grass on the white silk.
This action caused Xing Kang and the others to feel flustered, and the road went astray.
It was a good way to go astray, and when I turned the corner, I bumped into a few boys head-on.
"Teacher, be careful! I have sulfuric acid in my hand!!!" The boy screamed strangely, and splashed all the things in his hand on Xing Kang.
"What are you doing??!!" Xing Kang didn't teach chemistry, but he couldn't be ignorant of sulfuric acid. He was so scared that he almost peed his pants and shouted in a panic, "Help me deal with it! hurry up!!!"
"Teacher, don't be afraid! I'm here!!" Another boy brought a basin of water from nowhere and splashed it on Xing Kang.
"Wow!" When a basin of water went down, Xing Kang became a drowned rat.
He stood there blankly, water was dripping from his face and hair, before he could wipe it off, another basin of water was poured on him.
"Wow~"
"Director Xing, our chemistry teacher said that if you accidentally come into contact with dilute sulfuric acid, you can wash it off with plenty of water. Just stand there and don't move!" There is a gardener's watering faucet nearby. The water from the basin was poured on Xing Kang.
After pouring seven or eight buckets in a row, Xing Kang was completely soaked, and his whole body seemed to be fished out of the water. He wiped the water on his face and suddenly burned with evil fire: "What are you doing?! Why did you put the water on your face? Chemicals brought out of the laboratory building?!"
A boy shrank his head and said, "The chemistry teacher forgot to bring it to class, let's come and get it."
Just as Xing Kang was about to say something, he took a closer look and was shocked.
The boy in front of him is none other than a passer-by who used his chemical knowledge to mix explosives and blow up the Academic Affairs Office last year!
Let's look at the other two boys, one Jiang Yunhu and one Lei Lie, both are students of Grade 14 ([-]).
The temperature in the autumn afternoon was relatively cool, and Xing Kang was splashed with water again, and soon began to shiver all over his body.
Seeing this, Jiang Yunhu hurried forward, tore off Xing Kang's coat, put his school uniform on him, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Director Xing, we didn't mean it. Come on, put on my clothes to keep warm first." , I will compensate you for your coat."
Now that the leader is at the side, Xing Kang was afraid of leaving a bad influence, so he hurriedly pushed Jiang Yunhu's clothes back, took back his own clothes, and pretended to say generously: "No need, you can wear it yourself, I will go later Just change your clothes."
The leader also said: "Classmates, you have to be more careful next time. You must handle such dangerous chemicals with care. Fortunately, this time it was only splashed on the clothes and no one was hurt."
Jiang Yunhu stood up straight and said respectfully: "Report to the teacher! We must pay attention next time!"
It has to be said that this leader is very friendly and has no airs. He directly accompanied Xing Kang to the office to change clothes.
This needs to be changed to the kind of leader who likes to be domineering, let alone accompany you to change clothes, it would be good if you don't give you a clear impression.
On the other hand, Jiang Yunhu and others ran to a hidden corner and called softly, "Come out!"
Soon, Future poked his head out from the bushes thievingly: "Have you got it?"
"I got it, I'll handle things, you can rest assured. Look~" Jiang Yunhu shook the bunch of keys in his hand, "But, teacher, why are you so sure that the keys are in Xing Kang's coat pocket? What if he puts them in his trouser pocket? where?"
"It's none of your business." The future is naturally seen with clairvoyant eyes, but he was afraid of being exposed, so he didn't dare to linger on this topic too much, so he directly changed the subject, "By the way, that bottle of sulfuric acid isn't real, is it?"
A passer-by said triumphantly: "It's true, but I have already neutralized it with a strong alkali balance. Otherwise, if old man Xing is splashed and his face is disfigured, we won't be able to eat it."
Future breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good. Lei Lie, you go out immediately over the wall, find an acquaintance with a bunch of keys, and then quickly put this bunch back in Xing Kang's office, so that he won't notice."
Lei Lie used to hang around outside, and there were a lot of friends who did petty crime. Besides, there are hardware stores everywhere now, so it's not difficult to get a key. He nodded immediately: "Leave it to me."
In the future, he added another sentence: "Before returning it, remember to wipe off the water!"
After Xing Kang changed his clothes, he had dinner with the leader, and finally inspected the facade of Xicheng High School - the legendary top class.
There is no doubt that these elites have left a very shocking impression on the leaders.
No matter what happened before, the knowledge and literacy shown by the legendary top class directly washed away all the negative impressions in the leaders' minds.
Needless to say, after going back this time, the award for Xicheng High School will be indispensable.
After sending the leader to the car to say goodbye, the apologetic smile on Xing Kang's face suddenly collapsed, and he hurried to the office without stopping.
When changing clothes just now, Xing Kang found that his key was missing, but because of an accident just now, he was afraid of leaving a bad impression, so he didn't dare to be troublesome in front of the leader, so he kept silent and pretended that everything was normal.
Today Xing Kang put all his thoughts on welcoming the leader, and didn't pay much attention to his own affairs, so he was not sure whether the key was left in the office or was stolen.
All of a sudden, Xing Kang thought of the students from Class 14 who appeared in the afternoon. First, Su Xiaobai was sitting on the lawn with his thighs exposed, and then he was rescued by a passerby throwing sulfuric acid and Jiang Yunhu splashing water. Somewhat unnatural.
Could it be when I was changing clothes with Jiang Yunhu?
Xing Kang's face was full of black lines. He didn't dare to make a conclusion now, so he could only press the elevator frantically, wishing it would go faster.
After getting out of the elevator, Xing Kang hurried to his office, opened the door, and turned on the lights.
He scanned the table and the ground, no!
He was so anxious that he rummaged through boxes and cabinets frantically. He dared not lose that bunch of keys. Not only did he have his own house keys and car keys on it, but there were also many public keys for the school. It would be very troublesome to lose one.
He searched for a long time, anxious, but when he was about to turn the table upside down, he suddenly saw something shiny under the recliner.
Take a closer look, hey, it's the bunch of keys!
Depending on the location, it may have fallen off while taking a nap on a recliner at noon.
He picked up the key, and suddenly recalled the incident of being splashed with water in the afternoon, so he touched the key vigilantly, and found that there was no trace of moisture, so he put it back in his pocket with confidence.
(End of this chapter)
(Thanks to Mo Yu, the boss! Finally, I have money to eat 555)
The leader was overjoyed, he patted Xing Kang on the shoulder, and said with a sigh: "It's good, it's good, the head teacher of Class One (14) is very tasteful for recommending such excellent extracurricular books to students."
Xing Kang's face turned red and white at this time, afraid that the leader would ask to go to class 14 of senior high school to take a look, so he hurriedly interrupted: "Leader, let's go into the laboratory building. After the inspection, I will take you to dinner."
"Well, that's it, goodbye classmate."
"Goodbye, teacher. I'm going to eat first." Su Xiaobai got up and patted the grass on the white silk.
This action caused Xing Kang and the others to feel flustered, and the road went astray.
It was a good way to go astray, and when I turned the corner, I bumped into a few boys head-on.
"Teacher, be careful! I have sulfuric acid in my hand!!!" The boy screamed strangely, and splashed all the things in his hand on Xing Kang.
"What are you doing??!!" Xing Kang didn't teach chemistry, but he couldn't be ignorant of sulfuric acid. He was so scared that he almost peed his pants and shouted in a panic, "Help me deal with it! hurry up!!!"
"Teacher, don't be afraid! I'm here!!" Another boy brought a basin of water from nowhere and splashed it on Xing Kang.
"Wow!" When a basin of water went down, Xing Kang became a drowned rat.
He stood there blankly, water was dripping from his face and hair, before he could wipe it off, another basin of water was poured on him.
"Wow~"
"Director Xing, our chemistry teacher said that if you accidentally come into contact with dilute sulfuric acid, you can wash it off with plenty of water. Just stand there and don't move!" There is a gardener's watering faucet nearby. The water from the basin was poured on Xing Kang.
After pouring seven or eight buckets in a row, Xing Kang was completely soaked, and his whole body seemed to be fished out of the water. He wiped the water on his face and suddenly burned with evil fire: "What are you doing?! Why did you put the water on your face? Chemicals brought out of the laboratory building?!"
A boy shrank his head and said, "The chemistry teacher forgot to bring it to class, let's come and get it."
Just as Xing Kang was about to say something, he took a closer look and was shocked.
The boy in front of him is none other than a passer-by who used his chemical knowledge to mix explosives and blow up the Academic Affairs Office last year!
Let's look at the other two boys, one Jiang Yunhu and one Lei Lie, both are students of Grade 14 ([-]).
The temperature in the autumn afternoon was relatively cool, and Xing Kang was splashed with water again, and soon began to shiver all over his body.
Seeing this, Jiang Yunhu hurried forward, tore off Xing Kang's coat, put his school uniform on him, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Director Xing, we didn't mean it. Come on, put on my clothes to keep warm first." , I will compensate you for your coat."
Now that the leader is at the side, Xing Kang was afraid of leaving a bad influence, so he hurriedly pushed Jiang Yunhu's clothes back, took back his own clothes, and pretended to say generously: "No need, you can wear it yourself, I will go later Just change your clothes."
The leader also said: "Classmates, you have to be more careful next time. You must handle such dangerous chemicals with care. Fortunately, this time it was only splashed on the clothes and no one was hurt."
Jiang Yunhu stood up straight and said respectfully: "Report to the teacher! We must pay attention next time!"
It has to be said that this leader is very friendly and has no airs. He directly accompanied Xing Kang to the office to change clothes.
This needs to be changed to the kind of leader who likes to be domineering, let alone accompany you to change clothes, it would be good if you don't give you a clear impression.
On the other hand, Jiang Yunhu and others ran to a hidden corner and called softly, "Come out!"
Soon, Future poked his head out from the bushes thievingly: "Have you got it?"
"I got it, I'll handle things, you can rest assured. Look~" Jiang Yunhu shook the bunch of keys in his hand, "But, teacher, why are you so sure that the keys are in Xing Kang's coat pocket? What if he puts them in his trouser pocket? where?"
"It's none of your business." The future is naturally seen with clairvoyant eyes, but he was afraid of being exposed, so he didn't dare to linger on this topic too much, so he directly changed the subject, "By the way, that bottle of sulfuric acid isn't real, is it?"
A passer-by said triumphantly: "It's true, but I have already neutralized it with a strong alkali balance. Otherwise, if old man Xing is splashed and his face is disfigured, we won't be able to eat it."
Future breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good. Lei Lie, you go out immediately over the wall, find an acquaintance with a bunch of keys, and then quickly put this bunch back in Xing Kang's office, so that he won't notice."
Lei Lie used to hang around outside, and there were a lot of friends who did petty crime. Besides, there are hardware stores everywhere now, so it's not difficult to get a key. He nodded immediately: "Leave it to me."
In the future, he added another sentence: "Before returning it, remember to wipe off the water!"
After Xing Kang changed his clothes, he had dinner with the leader, and finally inspected the facade of Xicheng High School - the legendary top class.
There is no doubt that these elites have left a very shocking impression on the leaders.
No matter what happened before, the knowledge and literacy shown by the legendary top class directly washed away all the negative impressions in the leaders' minds.
Needless to say, after going back this time, the award for Xicheng High School will be indispensable.
After sending the leader to the car to say goodbye, the apologetic smile on Xing Kang's face suddenly collapsed, and he hurried to the office without stopping.
When changing clothes just now, Xing Kang found that his key was missing, but because of an accident just now, he was afraid of leaving a bad impression, so he didn't dare to be troublesome in front of the leader, so he kept silent and pretended that everything was normal.
Today Xing Kang put all his thoughts on welcoming the leader, and didn't pay much attention to his own affairs, so he was not sure whether the key was left in the office or was stolen.
All of a sudden, Xing Kang thought of the students from Class 14 who appeared in the afternoon. First, Su Xiaobai was sitting on the lawn with his thighs exposed, and then he was rescued by a passerby throwing sulfuric acid and Jiang Yunhu splashing water. Somewhat unnatural.
Could it be when I was changing clothes with Jiang Yunhu?
Xing Kang's face was full of black lines. He didn't dare to make a conclusion now, so he could only press the elevator frantically, wishing it would go faster.
After getting out of the elevator, Xing Kang hurried to his office, opened the door, and turned on the lights.
He scanned the table and the ground, no!
He was so anxious that he rummaged through boxes and cabinets frantically. He dared not lose that bunch of keys. Not only did he have his own house keys and car keys on it, but there were also many public keys for the school. It would be very troublesome to lose one.
He searched for a long time, anxious, but when he was about to turn the table upside down, he suddenly saw something shiny under the recliner.
Take a closer look, hey, it's the bunch of keys!
Depending on the location, it may have fallen off while taking a nap on a recliner at noon.
He picked up the key, and suddenly recalled the incident of being splashed with water in the afternoon, so he touched the key vigilantly, and found that there was no trace of moisture, so he put it back in his pocket with confidence.
(End of this chapter)
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