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Chapter 59: Elegant and Easygoing
Chapter 59: Elegant and Easygoing
Jiang Yunhu just shrunk his head like this, thinking that I died for a female classmate, so I will be considered a real man in this life.
However, after a full ten seconds, Jiang Yunhu didn't feel any pain. He opened his eyes with difficulty, first tried to move his hands, then moved his feet, and found that all parts of his body were intact. He was still alive, so he looked at Brother Fei.
When he saw everything in front of him clearly, Jiang Yunhu's eyes widened and his mouth opened wide enough to lay down two eggs.
At some point in the future, he passed through the crowd and came to them. Two fingers lightly "clamped" Fei Ge's dog-head knife, preventing him from moving.
Looking at Jiang Yunhu in the future, he nodded and said, "It's not bad, I have a bit of backbone. Although I failed the exam, I have at least passed the test."
At this moment, Jiang Yunhu ran over a hundred alpacas in his heart.
The future had no sense of existence just now, and Jiang Yunhu had no hope for the teacher from the beginning to the end.
But who would have thought that when he closed his eyes and then opened them again, the teacher's magic weapon descended from the sky to save his life. This contrast almost destroyed his worldview.
Future said indifferently: "See, Jiang Yunhu, Lei Lie. This is the big brother you know outside. He usually takes you to eat and drink. If anything happens, you will be the first to be chopped off. You have time to admit this If you want to be a big brother, you might as well pay homage to Guan Erye, I recommend you read the 94 version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and learn what the word loyalty is."
Jiang Yunhu and Lei Lie shrank their heads, blankly, not speaking.
"Oh? Teacher Scrap, are you going to stand up and save the students?" Fei Ge pulled the knife vigorously, who knew that the knife was pinched by the two fingers of the future, and he couldn't pull it back no matter how hard he tried, he was suddenly startled : Lianjiazi? !
Future: "Jiang Yunhu, you guys go out first."
Jiang Yunhu originally wanted to be tough, but instead he thought that staying here would only slow him down, and now is not the time to engage in internal fighting to pit the future.
"Teacher, be careful." Jiang Yunhu said without confidence, picked up Luo Qi who was drowsy and drowsy, and ran away. Lei Lie didn't dare to be brave, and ran away.
The people in Tieshoutang were all focusing on the future at this time, and they didn't deliberately stop them and let them run away.
Brother Fei pulled the knife hard again, but it still didn't move at all. His heart was overwhelmed, and he simply let go, the knife was gone.
Brother Fei took a step back and said in a low voice, "Go and close the door."
Close the door, that means you don't want outsiders to see the blood inside, and you are going to use cruel methods.
After the door was closed, Brother Fei casually lit a cigarette, blew the smoke into Future's face, and said, "You are such a great teacher, I think a monument should be erected for you."
Future asked suspiciously: "What kind of monument should be erected?"
"Tombstone!" As soon as Fei Ge finished speaking, more than 20 younger brothers with iron bars rushed up like wolves, vowing to put the future in the coffin.
Brother Fei was vomited by Moutai before, and was hit in the crotch by Luo Qi and Jiang Yunhu successively. He felt uncomfortable for a while, so he didn't intend to do it himself, so he found a chair and sat down.
Anyway, how can more than 20 younger brothers beat this guy to death, two fists are no match for four hands, so what about Lian Jiazi?Even Ye Wen couldn't beat the twenty or so fully armed lunatics!
However, Brother Fei never expected that the future would suddenly appear beside him like a ghost before he even sat on his buttocks.
In the next second, Brother Fei's vision suddenly turned black, and a big hand grabbed his face like a pair of iron pliers, and slammed his head against the bar.
"Boom!" Sawdust flew across.
Brother Fei could clearly feel that the pressure on his face was increasing sharply. The wooden bar could not bear the pressure at all, and his entire face sunk in at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Brother Fei has an illusion that his head is like an egg, as long as he uses a little more force in the future, it will explode completely!
The whole process took place between lightning and flint, and the twenty or so younger brothers were all dumbfounded. The speed of the future was astonishingly fast. They were still within the encirclement one second before, and broke through the encirclement the next second.
When they came back to their senses, Brother Fei's screams came from their ears.
I saw Future pressed Brother Fei's face, and asked with a smile on his face: "Brother Fei, did you forget one thing?"
Brother Fei is also a person who hangs out all year round. He has been on the verge of life and death many times. Although he was flustered at this time, his reason was still there. He shouted hoarsely: "What's the matter? Tell me!"
Future smiled and said, "Didn't you say that when you were drinking with me before, if I can drink two bottles of Moutai in one go, you can call me Daddy."
Brother Fei is stupid, he did say such a sentence at the time, but it was just for fun, which idiot would drink four catties of Moutai just to say "father"?
But what is beyond common sense is that the future really drank it, and nothing happened after drinking it!
Seeing that Brother Fei didn't speak, Future's face turned cold on the spot, he slapped Brother Fei, and said cursingly: "Oh you! Are you cheating? Call Dad!"
Brother Fei got slapped and became even more confused. Is this teacher schizophrenic?One second he was still giggling, but the next second he turned into Sima's face.
Brother Fei gritted his teeth and cursed back: "I called you O, me"
"Boom!" Before Fei Ge could finish speaking, Future punched him in the stomach, right on the stomach.
Brother Fei's stomach, which had just been ravaged by alcohol, couldn't bear it, he was directly beaten into a stomach spasm, and vomited out all the bile.
Future threw Brother Fei to the ground, kicked him a few times, and cursed at the same time: "You kind of scum, because you didn't read the Three Character Classic in elementary school, didn't read the Thousand Character Classic in junior high school, didn't study the Analects in high school, and didn't read poetry in college. Li Yi Chunqiu, I know how to read some street stall novels all day long, learn from the protagonists in it, come out to mess around, live to increase carbon dioxide emissions, kill you and I think it takes up the land of the country! How dare you touch my students?!"
Cursing and cursing, the future thought of Rocky.
If I hadn't happened to be here today, Rocky would probably be ruined by Brother Fei, and the rest of his life would be ruined!
No matter how mischievous Rocky is, he is still his student. Not to mention holding her in the palm of his hand, at least he wants to guide her on the right path and protect her from the wind and rain.
Since joining Class 14, Future has either been punished or is on the way to be punished. He has been suffocating in his heart and has no way to vent it. At this moment, when he thinks that Rocky was almost killed by Brother Fei, the hostility in Future's heart instantly exceeds the critical point value.
The girl and the male god who had a crush on the university went to the hotel to eat spicy hot pot, the love letter in high school was confiscated by the teacher, the homework was not handed in in junior high school and was fined for copying, the pants were taken off when going to the bathroom in elementary school, and Xiaomei, who was at the same table in kindergarten, left him to form a team with Xiaoqiang in the next class During the autumn outing, at the age of 6, he was robbed of a lollipop by the neighbor’s bear kid, and at the age of 4, he used superpowers to steal potato chips and was whipped by his father with a belt.
In the future, he beat Brother Fei crazily, and cursed ferociously: "Go and eat O, you OO thing, I will hang you up, hang and beat OO's OO, I will put OOO in OO's OO, and O come out you Such an OOO, O you O O O, get out!!!”
In the future, he will be extremely aggressive, focusing on the lower three roads, and directly beat Brother Fei's tears. The screams are no different from the slaughter of pigs in the countryside during the New Year.
The boy closest to him reacted first and hit Future's head with an iron rod.
"Kang." With the sound of a hard object touching, coupled with the shock from his hand, the younger brother's face showed a look of ecstasy, and he knew that he had hit it.
It can be said that this stick has exhausted all its strength, even if it doesn't smash the head, it can also dent the Tianling Gai!This time I made a great contribution!There will definitely be a reward when you go back!
However, just when he was complacent, the future suddenly turned around and looked at him indifferently.
He stared blankly at the iron rod, then at Future's head, and saw that the iron rod had been knocked out with a semicircular dent, but Future's head, not to mention being blown off, didn't even change its hairstyle—really Not a single hair was hurt.
"I just washed my hair today!" Future violently cut off his son and grandson's legs, the younger brother rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and passed out on the ground.
In the future, superpowers are now fully activated, and the hardness of the body surface is a hundred times that of diamond. Not to mention the iron rod, there will be no traces of Gatling.
In the future, he turned his attention to the younger brother No. [-]. The latter was going to attack, but he had learned his lesson. He hurriedly threw the iron bar, shrunk his head and smiled apologetically, "Brother. Bar."
"Okay." Future pointed to the toilet, "You go to the toilet to eat shit and show me, and I will let you go."
Little brother No. [-] was dumbfounded: "This, this, this"
"If you don't want to eat, let this be a hammer!" Future punched the bridge of his nose.
Immediately afterwards, the future caught little brother No. [-]: "Read after me, my name is Rocky."
Little brother No. [-] dared not disobey: "My name is Rocky."
Future slapped him into a spinning top: "Rocky, right?"
In the future, he caught little brother No. [-] again: "Say, teacher, my name is Jiang Yunhu."
Little brother No. [-] said fearfully, "Old Lao Lao. Hello, teacher. My name is Jiang Yunhu."
An uppercut in the future: "Go to hell! Jiang Yunhu!"
The rest of the people were so frightened that they fled to the exit of the bar, preparing to call for reinforcements.
But who would have thought that the future would appear ahead without warning, and under the terrified gaze of all the younger brothers, he locked the door completely, and said calmly: "Actually, I am a very elegant and easy-going person. Why do students like me? Because I do well in class? Is it because I don’t know what to do? It’s not because I’m refined.”
After finishing speaking, Future grabbed his younger brother No. [-] by the collar, pointed to his nose and said, "You, memorize "List of Teachers" once."
Little brother No. [-] looked confused: "What watch?"
Future smashed his front teeth with a punch: "You can't even memorize "The List of Teachers", so get out and eat O!"
In the future, every time I catch one, I will be required to recite high school Chinese, such as "Teacher's List", "Xiaoyaoyou", "Drunkard's Pavilion" and the like.
These little boys had an illusion for a while, as if they saw copies of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" pouring over the sky and covering the sky, each of them was so frightened that they trembled all over, tears flowed, and in the end even their brains lost the ability to think, and began to cry for their mother .
At the end of the beating, there was no one standing in the bar except Future.
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Yunhu just shrunk his head like this, thinking that I died for a female classmate, so I will be considered a real man in this life.
However, after a full ten seconds, Jiang Yunhu didn't feel any pain. He opened his eyes with difficulty, first tried to move his hands, then moved his feet, and found that all parts of his body were intact. He was still alive, so he looked at Brother Fei.
When he saw everything in front of him clearly, Jiang Yunhu's eyes widened and his mouth opened wide enough to lay down two eggs.
At some point in the future, he passed through the crowd and came to them. Two fingers lightly "clamped" Fei Ge's dog-head knife, preventing him from moving.
Looking at Jiang Yunhu in the future, he nodded and said, "It's not bad, I have a bit of backbone. Although I failed the exam, I have at least passed the test."
At this moment, Jiang Yunhu ran over a hundred alpacas in his heart.
The future had no sense of existence just now, and Jiang Yunhu had no hope for the teacher from the beginning to the end.
But who would have thought that when he closed his eyes and then opened them again, the teacher's magic weapon descended from the sky to save his life. This contrast almost destroyed his worldview.
Future said indifferently: "See, Jiang Yunhu, Lei Lie. This is the big brother you know outside. He usually takes you to eat and drink. If anything happens, you will be the first to be chopped off. You have time to admit this If you want to be a big brother, you might as well pay homage to Guan Erye, I recommend you read the 94 version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and learn what the word loyalty is."
Jiang Yunhu and Lei Lie shrank their heads, blankly, not speaking.
"Oh? Teacher Scrap, are you going to stand up and save the students?" Fei Ge pulled the knife vigorously, who knew that the knife was pinched by the two fingers of the future, and he couldn't pull it back no matter how hard he tried, he was suddenly startled : Lianjiazi? !
Future: "Jiang Yunhu, you guys go out first."
Jiang Yunhu originally wanted to be tough, but instead he thought that staying here would only slow him down, and now is not the time to engage in internal fighting to pit the future.
"Teacher, be careful." Jiang Yunhu said without confidence, picked up Luo Qi who was drowsy and drowsy, and ran away. Lei Lie didn't dare to be brave, and ran away.
The people in Tieshoutang were all focusing on the future at this time, and they didn't deliberately stop them and let them run away.
Brother Fei pulled the knife hard again, but it still didn't move at all. His heart was overwhelmed, and he simply let go, the knife was gone.
Brother Fei took a step back and said in a low voice, "Go and close the door."
Close the door, that means you don't want outsiders to see the blood inside, and you are going to use cruel methods.
After the door was closed, Brother Fei casually lit a cigarette, blew the smoke into Future's face, and said, "You are such a great teacher, I think a monument should be erected for you."
Future asked suspiciously: "What kind of monument should be erected?"
"Tombstone!" As soon as Fei Ge finished speaking, more than 20 younger brothers with iron bars rushed up like wolves, vowing to put the future in the coffin.
Brother Fei was vomited by Moutai before, and was hit in the crotch by Luo Qi and Jiang Yunhu successively. He felt uncomfortable for a while, so he didn't intend to do it himself, so he found a chair and sat down.
Anyway, how can more than 20 younger brothers beat this guy to death, two fists are no match for four hands, so what about Lian Jiazi?Even Ye Wen couldn't beat the twenty or so fully armed lunatics!
However, Brother Fei never expected that the future would suddenly appear beside him like a ghost before he even sat on his buttocks.
In the next second, Brother Fei's vision suddenly turned black, and a big hand grabbed his face like a pair of iron pliers, and slammed his head against the bar.
"Boom!" Sawdust flew across.
Brother Fei could clearly feel that the pressure on his face was increasing sharply. The wooden bar could not bear the pressure at all, and his entire face sunk in at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Brother Fei has an illusion that his head is like an egg, as long as he uses a little more force in the future, it will explode completely!
The whole process took place between lightning and flint, and the twenty or so younger brothers were all dumbfounded. The speed of the future was astonishingly fast. They were still within the encirclement one second before, and broke through the encirclement the next second.
When they came back to their senses, Brother Fei's screams came from their ears.
I saw Future pressed Brother Fei's face, and asked with a smile on his face: "Brother Fei, did you forget one thing?"
Brother Fei is also a person who hangs out all year round. He has been on the verge of life and death many times. Although he was flustered at this time, his reason was still there. He shouted hoarsely: "What's the matter? Tell me!"
Future smiled and said, "Didn't you say that when you were drinking with me before, if I can drink two bottles of Moutai in one go, you can call me Daddy."
Brother Fei is stupid, he did say such a sentence at the time, but it was just for fun, which idiot would drink four catties of Moutai just to say "father"?
But what is beyond common sense is that the future really drank it, and nothing happened after drinking it!
Seeing that Brother Fei didn't speak, Future's face turned cold on the spot, he slapped Brother Fei, and said cursingly: "Oh you! Are you cheating? Call Dad!"
Brother Fei got slapped and became even more confused. Is this teacher schizophrenic?One second he was still giggling, but the next second he turned into Sima's face.
Brother Fei gritted his teeth and cursed back: "I called you O, me"
"Boom!" Before Fei Ge could finish speaking, Future punched him in the stomach, right on the stomach.
Brother Fei's stomach, which had just been ravaged by alcohol, couldn't bear it, he was directly beaten into a stomach spasm, and vomited out all the bile.
Future threw Brother Fei to the ground, kicked him a few times, and cursed at the same time: "You kind of scum, because you didn't read the Three Character Classic in elementary school, didn't read the Thousand Character Classic in junior high school, didn't study the Analects in high school, and didn't read poetry in college. Li Yi Chunqiu, I know how to read some street stall novels all day long, learn from the protagonists in it, come out to mess around, live to increase carbon dioxide emissions, kill you and I think it takes up the land of the country! How dare you touch my students?!"
Cursing and cursing, the future thought of Rocky.
If I hadn't happened to be here today, Rocky would probably be ruined by Brother Fei, and the rest of his life would be ruined!
No matter how mischievous Rocky is, he is still his student. Not to mention holding her in the palm of his hand, at least he wants to guide her on the right path and protect her from the wind and rain.
Since joining Class 14, Future has either been punished or is on the way to be punished. He has been suffocating in his heart and has no way to vent it. At this moment, when he thinks that Rocky was almost killed by Brother Fei, the hostility in Future's heart instantly exceeds the critical point value.
The girl and the male god who had a crush on the university went to the hotel to eat spicy hot pot, the love letter in high school was confiscated by the teacher, the homework was not handed in in junior high school and was fined for copying, the pants were taken off when going to the bathroom in elementary school, and Xiaomei, who was at the same table in kindergarten, left him to form a team with Xiaoqiang in the next class During the autumn outing, at the age of 6, he was robbed of a lollipop by the neighbor’s bear kid, and at the age of 4, he used superpowers to steal potato chips and was whipped by his father with a belt.
In the future, he beat Brother Fei crazily, and cursed ferociously: "Go and eat O, you OO thing, I will hang you up, hang and beat OO's OO, I will put OOO in OO's OO, and O come out you Such an OOO, O you O O O, get out!!!”
In the future, he will be extremely aggressive, focusing on the lower three roads, and directly beat Brother Fei's tears. The screams are no different from the slaughter of pigs in the countryside during the New Year.
The boy closest to him reacted first and hit Future's head with an iron rod.
"Kang." With the sound of a hard object touching, coupled with the shock from his hand, the younger brother's face showed a look of ecstasy, and he knew that he had hit it.
It can be said that this stick has exhausted all its strength, even if it doesn't smash the head, it can also dent the Tianling Gai!This time I made a great contribution!There will definitely be a reward when you go back!
However, just when he was complacent, the future suddenly turned around and looked at him indifferently.
He stared blankly at the iron rod, then at Future's head, and saw that the iron rod had been knocked out with a semicircular dent, but Future's head, not to mention being blown off, didn't even change its hairstyle—really Not a single hair was hurt.
"I just washed my hair today!" Future violently cut off his son and grandson's legs, the younger brother rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and passed out on the ground.
In the future, superpowers are now fully activated, and the hardness of the body surface is a hundred times that of diamond. Not to mention the iron rod, there will be no traces of Gatling.
In the future, he turned his attention to the younger brother No. [-]. The latter was going to attack, but he had learned his lesson. He hurriedly threw the iron bar, shrunk his head and smiled apologetically, "Brother. Bar."
"Okay." Future pointed to the toilet, "You go to the toilet to eat shit and show me, and I will let you go."
Little brother No. [-] was dumbfounded: "This, this, this"
"If you don't want to eat, let this be a hammer!" Future punched the bridge of his nose.
Immediately afterwards, the future caught little brother No. [-]: "Read after me, my name is Rocky."
Little brother No. [-] dared not disobey: "My name is Rocky."
Future slapped him into a spinning top: "Rocky, right?"
In the future, he caught little brother No. [-] again: "Say, teacher, my name is Jiang Yunhu."
Little brother No. [-] said fearfully, "Old Lao Lao. Hello, teacher. My name is Jiang Yunhu."
An uppercut in the future: "Go to hell! Jiang Yunhu!"
The rest of the people were so frightened that they fled to the exit of the bar, preparing to call for reinforcements.
But who would have thought that the future would appear ahead without warning, and under the terrified gaze of all the younger brothers, he locked the door completely, and said calmly: "Actually, I am a very elegant and easy-going person. Why do students like me? Because I do well in class? Is it because I don’t know what to do? It’s not because I’m refined.”
After finishing speaking, Future grabbed his younger brother No. [-] by the collar, pointed to his nose and said, "You, memorize "List of Teachers" once."
Little brother No. [-] looked confused: "What watch?"
Future smashed his front teeth with a punch: "You can't even memorize "The List of Teachers", so get out and eat O!"
In the future, every time I catch one, I will be required to recite high school Chinese, such as "Teacher's List", "Xiaoyaoyou", "Drunkard's Pavilion" and the like.
These little boys had an illusion for a while, as if they saw copies of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" pouring over the sky and covering the sky, each of them was so frightened that they trembled all over, tears flowed, and in the end even their brains lost the ability to think, and began to cry for their mother .
At the end of the beating, there was no one standing in the bar except Future.
(End of this chapter)
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