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Chapter 53 Weasel Greetings New Years
Chapter 53 Weasel Greetings New Years
Xiao Qi came up together: "Boss, whose phone is it?"
"Hey, it's the phone number of the brat." Future was very helpless.
Go ahead, this is obviously a weasel giving a New Year greeting to a chicken, and it has no good intentions.
Don't go, you will be ridiculed by them again when you go back to school, and maybe you will even intensify your revenge.
Future thought to himself that he couldn't escape this incident anyway, and it would be better to solve it sooner rather than later, so he asked, "Do you know where the Nightingale Bar is?"
"Yes, this is a well-known neutral bar on Gray Street."
"Neutral bar? What does neutral mean?"
"Neutral means that you don't belong to any group. Some bars are only open to members of the group. Neutral bars mean that anyone can go, so it's more chaotic. But Gray Street is already chaotic, and there is no stable place anywhere. Boss, what do you want? Are you going to the Nightingale Bar?"
"Yes, how to go?"
"Go out of this alley and turn right until you reach the fork in the road, turn left at the intersection, and walk about 200 meters to arrive."
Future wrote down the route, nodded, and said to Meow: "Meow, I'll take you home first."
"Eh?" Meow said reluctantly, "Can't I go together?"
"Of course not." Future was quite ashamed, "You are a minor, how can you enter a bar?"
Xiao Qi interrupted and said, "It's okay, the bars on Huijie are no different than the outside, no one will come to make surprise inspections, and there are not so many rules, from old men and old ladies to Loli Zhengtai, anyone can enter."
Meow immediately began to boo: "Yes, yes! I want to go too!"
(Damn it, you're the one who talks too much!) Future gave Xiao Qi a vicious look, and could have fooled meow home, what should I do now?
Stared at by the future, Xiaoqi realized that he was talking too much, but he had been on the streets all year round, and his brain was bright, so he quickly started to remedy it: "However, the bar is very messy, the smell of men's sweat is everywhere, and people often get drunk Throwing up on the ground, you will step on the vomit if you are not careful. I fell down in the vomit last time, and I fell all over my body, it was fishy and smelly, it was miserable!"
Although Meow is also a street child who grew up on the street, he has seen a lot of dirty things, but after being picked up by the future, he is used to the good life and is already a very clean child.
Now when Xiaoqi said that there was sweaty smell and vomit all over the floor, Meow suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and said weakly: "Then I still won't go."
(Nice job!) Future secretly gave Xiao Qi a thumbs up.
"Then I'll take a stroll on this street! I just saw that the neighborhood is very lively, and it seems that there are still people fighting in groups. I'm going to watch it! I like watching other people fight the most!" Meow clenched her fists, and Start booing.
The future is a little speechless, this cat is really funny sometimes, he said: "Aren't you afraid that they will beat you and drag you in to beat you too?"
"It's okay!" Meow triumphantly stretched out her small white hand, showing the watch on her wrist that she stole from a foreign armory in the future, and said with a smile, "If there is any danger, I will press it, and you can save me. "
Future suddenly lost his temper, patted Meow's head, smiled wryly and said, "You just rely on me to spoil you."
"Hee hee, the future will be the best." Meow threw herself into Future's arms, rubbing her head non-stop, like a coquettish kitten.
"Well." Xiao Qi gathered up the courage and volunteered, "How about I take her for a walk, and act as a tour guide to introduce her to the long history of Gray Street. I grew up here, and it's pretty cool. Understand, if you encounter a dangerous person, I will help you protect her!"
(No, you are a dangerous person yourself.) Future thought.
Don't look at Xiao Qi's cowardly look, this guy used to be the backbone of the group anyway, he must have done such things as fighting and cutting people, but last time he escaped from the super power of the future, he had a feeling for the future in his heart Overwhelming fear.
Don't laugh, you'd be afraid if it was you.
In fact, in the future, I think it would be nice to have a "tour guide" like Xiaoqi.
It's not that he trusts Xiao Qi so much in the future, it's just that he feels that it's better to have a local gray street person with him than Meow wandering around alone.
If there is any danger, I don't expect Xiao Qi to protect meow in the future, he will teleport over to save the place himself.
Future told: "Okay, let Xiao Qi take you, but don't go home too late!"
Meow began to cheer happily: "Yeah! That's great! Thank you Uncle Xiao Qi!"
Xiao Qi touched her head in shame, and said with a dry smile, "I'm only 25 this year, so I shouldn't be an 'uncle'."
After a few words of advice in the future, he left and walked towards the Nightingale Bar.
When walking through Gray Street, Future was still a little nervous, for fear that someone would rush up and beat him up.
It's not that the future is afraid of the mobs here, the main reason is that if there is a real riot, he must use super powers to get out, and it will be difficult to get out in the process.
Along the way, although the well-dressed outsider in the future has attracted the attention of many people, the mobs here are still vigilant, worried that this is a guest of some big group, so they are not as unprovoked as the gangsters in the movie make trouble.
On Gray Street, it is better to offend the government than to offend the big groups. Offending the former is at best going to prison, and offending the latter may not even save your life.
According to the route Xiao Qi said, the future soon found the Nightingale Bar.
Sure enough, as Xiaoqi said, this place is very lively, but it is also very chaotic. Red and blue lights are hung on the signboard at the entrance of the bar, and there is a female thigh logo wearing high heels next to it, revealing a different kind of lust.
Outside the bar, there are drunks fighting, addicts smoking opium, and many street girls waiting for their prey tonight.
The well-dressed and elegant future quickly attracted the attention of the girls. A woman with a hot figure, a mature and sexy body, wearing a bunny uniform and black net stockings on her legs came over and gently brushed her finger Future Chest said in a seductive voice: "Handsome guy."
Before the other party finished speaking, Future touched his head and smiled innocently: "Not handsome, not handsome, just like Wu Yanzu! Hahahaha!"
These shameless words choked the bunny girl, and she was stunned for a few seconds, but she was very experienced, and quickly put aside the embarrassment, and said coquettishly: "Are you here alone? My little sister will accompany you, okay?" it is good?"
Future said rather embarrassingly: "Sister, I'm sorry, I'm only 23 this year, I can't stand this kind of stimulation, you should find someone else, goodbye."
It’s fine to refuse, it’s common to be rejected when hooking up on the street, but the phrase “big sister” in the future almost exploded the lungs of the bunny girl, she just wanted to tear up her face and scold the future, the future has already been drilled like butter on the soles of her feet Into the bar, nowhere to be seen.
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Qi came up together: "Boss, whose phone is it?"
"Hey, it's the phone number of the brat." Future was very helpless.
Go ahead, this is obviously a weasel giving a New Year greeting to a chicken, and it has no good intentions.
Don't go, you will be ridiculed by them again when you go back to school, and maybe you will even intensify your revenge.
Future thought to himself that he couldn't escape this incident anyway, and it would be better to solve it sooner rather than later, so he asked, "Do you know where the Nightingale Bar is?"
"Yes, this is a well-known neutral bar on Gray Street."
"Neutral bar? What does neutral mean?"
"Neutral means that you don't belong to any group. Some bars are only open to members of the group. Neutral bars mean that anyone can go, so it's more chaotic. But Gray Street is already chaotic, and there is no stable place anywhere. Boss, what do you want? Are you going to the Nightingale Bar?"
"Yes, how to go?"
"Go out of this alley and turn right until you reach the fork in the road, turn left at the intersection, and walk about 200 meters to arrive."
Future wrote down the route, nodded, and said to Meow: "Meow, I'll take you home first."
"Eh?" Meow said reluctantly, "Can't I go together?"
"Of course not." Future was quite ashamed, "You are a minor, how can you enter a bar?"
Xiao Qi interrupted and said, "It's okay, the bars on Huijie are no different than the outside, no one will come to make surprise inspections, and there are not so many rules, from old men and old ladies to Loli Zhengtai, anyone can enter."
Meow immediately began to boo: "Yes, yes! I want to go too!"
(Damn it, you're the one who talks too much!) Future gave Xiao Qi a vicious look, and could have fooled meow home, what should I do now?
Stared at by the future, Xiaoqi realized that he was talking too much, but he had been on the streets all year round, and his brain was bright, so he quickly started to remedy it: "However, the bar is very messy, the smell of men's sweat is everywhere, and people often get drunk Throwing up on the ground, you will step on the vomit if you are not careful. I fell down in the vomit last time, and I fell all over my body, it was fishy and smelly, it was miserable!"
Although Meow is also a street child who grew up on the street, he has seen a lot of dirty things, but after being picked up by the future, he is used to the good life and is already a very clean child.
Now when Xiaoqi said that there was sweaty smell and vomit all over the floor, Meow suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and said weakly: "Then I still won't go."
(Nice job!) Future secretly gave Xiao Qi a thumbs up.
"Then I'll take a stroll on this street! I just saw that the neighborhood is very lively, and it seems that there are still people fighting in groups. I'm going to watch it! I like watching other people fight the most!" Meow clenched her fists, and Start booing.
The future is a little speechless, this cat is really funny sometimes, he said: "Aren't you afraid that they will beat you and drag you in to beat you too?"
"It's okay!" Meow triumphantly stretched out her small white hand, showing the watch on her wrist that she stole from a foreign armory in the future, and said with a smile, "If there is any danger, I will press it, and you can save me. "
Future suddenly lost his temper, patted Meow's head, smiled wryly and said, "You just rely on me to spoil you."
"Hee hee, the future will be the best." Meow threw herself into Future's arms, rubbing her head non-stop, like a coquettish kitten.
"Well." Xiao Qi gathered up the courage and volunteered, "How about I take her for a walk, and act as a tour guide to introduce her to the long history of Gray Street. I grew up here, and it's pretty cool. Understand, if you encounter a dangerous person, I will help you protect her!"
(No, you are a dangerous person yourself.) Future thought.
Don't look at Xiao Qi's cowardly look, this guy used to be the backbone of the group anyway, he must have done such things as fighting and cutting people, but last time he escaped from the super power of the future, he had a feeling for the future in his heart Overwhelming fear.
Don't laugh, you'd be afraid if it was you.
In fact, in the future, I think it would be nice to have a "tour guide" like Xiaoqi.
It's not that he trusts Xiao Qi so much in the future, it's just that he feels that it's better to have a local gray street person with him than Meow wandering around alone.
If there is any danger, I don't expect Xiao Qi to protect meow in the future, he will teleport over to save the place himself.
Future told: "Okay, let Xiao Qi take you, but don't go home too late!"
Meow began to cheer happily: "Yeah! That's great! Thank you Uncle Xiao Qi!"
Xiao Qi touched her head in shame, and said with a dry smile, "I'm only 25 this year, so I shouldn't be an 'uncle'."
After a few words of advice in the future, he left and walked towards the Nightingale Bar.
When walking through Gray Street, Future was still a little nervous, for fear that someone would rush up and beat him up.
It's not that the future is afraid of the mobs here, the main reason is that if there is a real riot, he must use super powers to get out, and it will be difficult to get out in the process.
Along the way, although the well-dressed outsider in the future has attracted the attention of many people, the mobs here are still vigilant, worried that this is a guest of some big group, so they are not as unprovoked as the gangsters in the movie make trouble.
On Gray Street, it is better to offend the government than to offend the big groups. Offending the former is at best going to prison, and offending the latter may not even save your life.
According to the route Xiao Qi said, the future soon found the Nightingale Bar.
Sure enough, as Xiaoqi said, this place is very lively, but it is also very chaotic. Red and blue lights are hung on the signboard at the entrance of the bar, and there is a female thigh logo wearing high heels next to it, revealing a different kind of lust.
Outside the bar, there are drunks fighting, addicts smoking opium, and many street girls waiting for their prey tonight.
The well-dressed and elegant future quickly attracted the attention of the girls. A woman with a hot figure, a mature and sexy body, wearing a bunny uniform and black net stockings on her legs came over and gently brushed her finger Future Chest said in a seductive voice: "Handsome guy."
Before the other party finished speaking, Future touched his head and smiled innocently: "Not handsome, not handsome, just like Wu Yanzu! Hahahaha!"
These shameless words choked the bunny girl, and she was stunned for a few seconds, but she was very experienced, and quickly put aside the embarrassment, and said coquettishly: "Are you here alone? My little sister will accompany you, okay?" it is good?"
Future said rather embarrassingly: "Sister, I'm sorry, I'm only 23 this year, I can't stand this kind of stimulation, you should find someone else, goodbye."
It’s fine to refuse, it’s common to be rejected when hooking up on the street, but the phrase “big sister” in the future almost exploded the lungs of the bunny girl, she just wanted to tear up her face and scold the future, the future has already been drilled like butter on the soles of her feet Into the bar, nowhere to be seen.
(End of this chapter)
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