The Peerless Beauty Stuck With Me

Why is it 'again'?

Xiao Yun was bewildered, sister, why have you started nagging like Tang Rao?

"Alright, alright, it's just that Xiao Yun couldn't control her heart, I made a mistake today, Tang Rao already scolded me last time, so please forgive me this time, sis."

Anyway, I won't dare to do it again next time.

Xiao Yun didn't even dare tell Liu Mingyue that she almost took Tang Rao's life last time.

Liu Mingyue's brown eyes gradually deepened, not sure what she was thinking.

Suddenly, she shook her head and said, "I requested the Grinding Heart Pestle for you at the Ten Thousand Buddha Temple, it's at the Immortal Emperor level, here you go."

Xiao Yun has grown up, and is no longer easily controlled by Liu Mingyue.

It's fine when Liu Mingyue can stay by Xiao Yun's side, but if she's not there and Xiao Yun can't control her heart, who knows when she'll lose her little life.

The Grinding Heart Pestle can temper Xiao Yun's heart, and combined with her cultivation mnemonic, it's perfect.

"The Ten Thousand Buddha Temple's Grinding Heart Pestle, sis you're amazing, you managed to get this?"

If there really is help from the Grinding Heart Pestle, a small Wutu Mountain is nothing in Xiao Yun's eyes.

Tang Rao, your dad Xiao Yun is awesome, your dad Xiao Yun also has an Immortal Emperor level magic artifact now!!

I'm so great, my dear sister is really powerful.

Xiao Yun might be powerful, but little does she know over at the Ten Thousand Buddha Temple, Tang Rao is still drinking away his sorrows.

...

Tang Rao got addicted to drinking beer, and when the alcohol kicked in, he didn't bother using Immortal Power to dissipate it.

In a daze, he felt like he was back on Blue Star, with Yan Wei as his right-hand man, watching Fang Jinxiu's beautiful face every day while eating.

Such a life was like being a god, if it weren't for Chen Ajiu, Tang Rao would never have ventured into this murky water of the Land of Immortals.

"Geng Bucuo, have any of you ever liked a woman?"

"Like, in the Land of Immortals, have any of you been rejected by a woman you liked? Let me tell you, your dad Tang Rao has been rejected several times, don't think I'm so awesome, I don't even have one True Destiny Goddess."

Tang Rao went from drinking Jiao Island beer to pure brew, a whole case of beer just barely lined his stomach.

Sitting on the side eating, no one paid him any attention.

Geng Bucuo tore off chunks of chicken drumstick meat, his mouth full of grease.

Fan Xiaohua was having an online romance with an Earth Immortal through Illusion City, discussing life's philosophies.

Cha Xiangzi and Lu Jun were playing on a higher level, Cha Xiangzi even gave Lu Jun pointers on transitioning from the second stage of Luo Immortal to the third during this sacred moment of grilling.

Just while eating barbecue, Lu Jun actually leveled up.

Luckily, Tang Rao was drunk, otherwise, he'd be pointing at Cha Xiangzi calling him dad.

Thinking you're amazing with that Qiongqi Spiritual Root, dad still has an Ancient Ancestor Spiritual Root, if I were willing to guide you, you'd have been unbeatable by now.

*hiccup* Tang Rao hiccupped.

He felt a dark shadow appear before his eyes, thinking it was an illusion.

"Hong Xiu, give papa a hug."

Tu Hongxiu had just come out with a fool, only to find Tang Rao drunk like a dead dog.

What was he saying?

Hong Xiu?

Give papa a hug?

I'll hug your momma!

Tu Hongxiu slapped Tang Rao across the face.

If Tang Rao wasn't the Sect Master and she couldn't act against him, with Tu Hongxiu's skills, Tang Rao would already be dumpling filling.

One slap wasn't enough, Tu Hongxiu pinned Tang Rao down: "A hug? Hong Xiu's papa will smother you to death!"

Everyone of course knew Tu Hongxiu was just joking, but wow, all those little peach blossoms of Tang Rao's are blooming so brightly, while they can't even see a peach stump around them.

Being cradled in the arms of the calamity bringing woman, for someone like Fan Xiaohua, he'd be willing to die.

They stared fixedly at Tang Rao, wanting to see what astonishing thing Tang Rao might do next; Fan Xiaohua and others were even betting through sound transmissions whether Tang Rao and Tu Hongxiu would escalate things.

Even though Tang Rao was drunk, he still managed basic courtesy.

Tu Hongxiu's Immortal Power burst forth, she really couldn't hold back, releasing all her Immortal Energy, unexpected by Tang Rao, blasting him far away.

"I hope the caress of my Immortal Power can sober you up."

When Tu Hongxiu spoke, her face was red as a beetroot.

So many people watching, Tang Rao really shouldn't have been so handsy when drunk.

People called her the calamity woman, but no one had the guts to act like Tang Rao did.

The fact that Tu Hongxiu didn't kill Tang Rao was due to the bit of goodness left in her.

The alcohol smell from Tang Rao was blown away by Tu Hongxiu, and when he sobered up, everyone looked at Tang Rao with admiration.

"Did I win a battle? The way you all are looking at me, I'm going to feel so proud."

Tang Rao scratched his head, he didn't think he did anything special just now, just felt a bit down, had a little drink.

How did he wake up to everyone looking at him with such reverence?

Fan Xiaohua scuttled over to Tang Rao, dusting off his clothes.

"Sect Master is amazing."

"Sect Master even dared to squeeze Immortal Emperor Hongxiu, I respect you more and more."

Tang Rao...

What was Fan Xiaohua even talking about, he didn't remember doing anything like that just now, Hong Xiu was still with a fool in... the little dark room...

Why… was Tu Hongxiu in front of him?

Tang Rao definitely didn't miss the murderous glare from Tu Hongxiu.

Could it be he made the big mistakes men make when drunk, impossible.

But Tu Hongxiu's expression didn't seem to be faked: "Touched me but won't admit it, want me to replay it with the Image Stone for you?"

Tu Hongxiu grabbed Tang Rao's ear, almost tearing it off.

When Tang Rao was touching Tu Hongxiu's indescribable places, he actually said his lovely 'yes' with a face full of enjoyment.

Now that he's sober he's pretending not to know her, trying to get away scot-free?

"You know, I'm not one to cause trouble without reason, I'm reasonable, things have happened, if you're willing to take responsibility for me, I'll forgive you."

Tu Hongxiu's words were shocking, Tang Rao almost knelt on the floor and called Tu Hongxiu mom.

Am I supposed to take responsibility for a beautiful lady at the Immortal Emperor level? Just Li Shengxuan alone is enough of a headache for me, adding Hong Xiu?

These top-tier ladies, they'll squeeze me dry.

No way, definitely not, I, Tang Rao, have remained pure as jade, a rare innocent handsome guy in the Land of Immortals, just because you're an Immortal Emperor doesn't mean you can have your way with me.

If you push harder... then I... will yield.

Resistance is futile against an Immortal Emperor anyway.

Fan Xiaohua was so terrified by Tu Hongxiu's words that his drumstick fell to the ground.

A woman at the Immortal Emperor level, just because Tang Rao touched her, now he's to take responsibility?

If I'd known you were this reasonable, I would've made a move on you ages ago.

Sister Hongxiu, I, Xiaohua, can be quite amazing too, why wasn't this opportunity given to me.