The Only Ending for the Evil Count Pig Is Destruction

356 – Scene 356# Surprise Kiss

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“What? “Have you already washed up?”

I stopped mopping and nodded. I had finished showering and changed into the clothes I bought when I came back.

Contrary to expectations, women took a long time to dry their hair.

It was 10 minutes after we had hurriedly cleaned up the bathroom that Bella, who had dried her hair came out of the master bedroom.

“Something is so fast… “Didn’t you just wash it roughly?”

“Men don’t usually take long showers.”

“I’m really proud of that… Aside from Tristan, has Helga also been washed?”

“Yes.”

Helga didn’t seem to be in a state to answer, so I answered for her.

He was lying face down on the sofa, holding a mop, probably due to the lingering effects of the lovemaking he had had in the bathroom earlier.

“Uh… Uh huh.”

“… Is it because you mop hard? I have become a zombie.”

“I don’t have any strength in my jaw…”

“Chin? Why is my chin…?”

Unlike Bella, who tilted her head, I was nervous.

For a man, it is simply a matter of pleasure, but for the woman who experiences it, it is hard work. It was a natural result since she used her mouth as if she were handling an object.

“Hmm… Dry your hair. Helga.”

“Yes…”

Helga entered her bedroom, stroking her chin. Blanche took turns coming out of her master bedroom.

“Count. Why is Helga doing that?”

“That is…” “It’s because I put a mop in her mouth and started wiping.”

It was meant as a joke, but Bélana Blanche understood it.

“Ah, I… Again.” . “I thought so too.”

“Indeed… It’s a very Helga-like idea.”

Huh?

Of course I thought you wouldn’t believe it. All of a sudden, Helga became this strange woman who held her mop in her mouth and mopped. Sorry. Helga.

“Hmm… ! Hey Tristan.”

“… ?”

“Let’s see how Blanche is doing.”

“Blanchet?”

“Yes. “Let’s hear your thoughts.”

In response to Bella’s question, I then noticed the navy blue dress Blanchet was wearing. She rarely wears skirts, so it looked nice and bright. But there was no way Blanche had clothes like this.

“Those clothes… Did Sehee lend it to you?”

“Yeah… Thankfully, Sehee lent me clothes that she doesn’t wear.”

“It suits you.”

“Is that so?”

Blanche was agitated and avoided her gaze. Why is he like this again?

“Tristan. “How about me?”

Bella was wearing a black velvet dress. It must have been modern clothing, but when she wore it, she felt like a woman of noble status. In particular, the somewhat luxurious black color added elegance to her arrogance. In particular, her chest had a beautiful shape that matched the dress so well that it was difficult for men to ignore it.

“Is it enough to stare at me like that?”

“… It suits you.”

“Hehe… Her breasts are a bit tight … “Wait a minute.”

“?”

“Where are you looking?”

Bella glanced at me, covering her breasts.

“You looked at my breasts and thought something dirty, right?”

“… “What.”

“Looking at the heat, it seems like it was the right time.”

“Don’t say nonsense.”

“Then what do you think when I tell you not to think about my breasts?”

“… “Chests?”

“Look. “I thought it was dirty, after all.”

When you tell people not to think about elephants, isn’t it natural to think of elephants? I’m shocked, but there’s no way out.

“Think whatever you want.”

“Hehe… Got upset? Tristan.”

“I am not a child.”

“You’re cute. I want to treat you like a child. While I’m at it, would you like to give me a hug?”

“Not required. “Are you ready to go?”

“Yes?”

“Ready to go out?”

“Didn’t I tell you?”

She said this to Bella and Blanche, who asked with an incomprehensible look on their faces.

“I will show you around this world.”

*

“Awesome, awesome…”

Clothing store owner Choi Seo-won couldn’t close his mouth.

I took Bella and Blanche to a clothing store. I tried to bring Helga too, but I thought she probably needed some rest, so I left her with Sehee and Wendy.

Although there was a long delay due to the cola attack, the sun was still high in the sky.

All the way to Seowon’s clothing store, the attention of those around me was incomparable to before.

“What? “Are you a model?”

“No. “She seems like a celebrity.”

“What? Is it like filming a drama?”

“Wow, the proportions are crazy…” ” . Different races…”

I fully understood the reactions of passers-by.

Blanchet is a beautiful woman with a cool appearance. If you were to judge her just by looking at her appearance, she was so beautiful that you would think she would be a Russian model. In addition, thanks to constant training, her gait was flawless. It actually made her look more like her model.

However, the one that stood out the most was Bella. Empire by setting. She, no, she is said to be the most beautiful woman in the story. It was rare for anyone, young or old, to pass by without looking at her.

Silver hair, which gives off a mysterious yet dreamy atmosphere, and eyes as blue as a winter lake combine. Her eyes, nose, and mouth were flawless. Her appearance was so bad that I wondered if she was the same person.

And Choi Seo-won’s reaction was no different from the passers-by he encountered on the way.

“Ji, Ji-hwan… Long time no see. But who are these models? ?”

“They are my friends. This is Choi Seo-won. Say hello.”

“… Hello.”

“Uh? “You speak Korean well?”

“Korean… ?”

Blanchet could not understand what Seowon was saying. Now that I think about it, she has no awareness of Blanche or Bella’s Korean language. She only knows that the language they use is the continent’s official language.

“They are both friends who are very interested in Korea. “My Korean skills are as fluent as any Korean’s.”

“Wow. Have you been greatly influenced by the Korean Wave? So, soy milk no kimchi?”

“Yes? Ki, kimchi?”

“But what country are you from? Russia? Or Europe?”

“That…”

Bella looked at me in confusion. I’m equally confused. They don’t know English. Let’s learn about kimchi…

Choi Seo-won, on the other hand, showed interest in the two people and her eyes sparkled. It must have been because she was an unusual foreign guest and her appearance was so striking.

The objects of that attention, Bella and Blanche, only smiled awkwardly, perhaps because they felt burdened.

I cleared my throat and opened my mouth.

“I’m thinking of buying some clothes instead.”

“Ah? What about these two people’s clothes? How good is it? I don’t know if there are clothes in our store that would suit you two…”

“Okay. “The clothes in this store are sufficiently stylish and good.”

But Choi Seo-won burst out laughing.

“Pfft… But Ji-hwan. “Why are you speaking like that?”

“Speech? Ah… “

For a moment, I thought, Oops.

When I first met Choi Seo-won, I used the same tone of voice that Jeong Ji-hwan used. In the end, it was awkward, so I returned to Tristan’s original speaking style… I forgot that and used my original tone to Choi Seo-won.

Tristan’s way of speaking is rude and arrogant, so he doesn’t fit in in this world. Because of this, I was worried that Choi Seo-won would be offended. But she shook her head.

“Actually, I heard it from Sehee. “I heard this is Ji-hwan’s original way of speaking?”

“Do you mean her?”

“Yes. “I came here not long ago and talked about Ji-hwan.”

Did you just gloss it over like that because you didn’t know? I was deeply grateful for Park Se-hee’s thoughtful consideration.

“The way you talk now matches Ji-hwan’s.”

“It suits you… ” ?”

“Should I say that Mr. Ji-hwan has a bit of a rascal-like, yet rational vibe? So the way I speak now is better than the kind way I speak. Hehe…”

“… “Thank you for that.”

“What. Ah, I’m not confident that I can choose suitable clothes… Well, first of all… Someone who is tall, would you like to come and visit?”

“Oh, yes.”

Blanchet carefully followed Seowon Choi. As soon as the two entered the inner locker room, Bella suddenly grabbed my collar.

“What did you just mean?”

“What do you mean?”

“It means speaking kindly,”

“Speech? Ah… “It’s a tone I used briefly before.”

“Hmm… “How were you kind?”

“It’s hard to explain in words.”

“If it’s hard to explain, try it yourself.”

“What?”

“That sweet tone. “Try it to me too.”

“… “I don’t think it’s a very sweet tone.”

“It’s not for you to judge that, it’s for me to judge that. So, try it quickly.”

“Tell me about this first.”

Bella’s face is too close. Since when did she become this shy?

“If you let go, they’ll shut your mouth.”

“What are you looking at me for?”

“Bad quality. Flirt. A charlatan.”

“… “I didn’t know that the number of modifiers had increased so much.”

“Would you like more? There are still a lot.”

“Let’s hear it.”

Now that I look at her grumpy face, I find it cute. No, she was lovely.

“Joy. Fool. Mutt. Scab. Trash… ?!”

I impulsively stole Bella’s lips.

Although her eyes widened for a moment, Bella accepted my surprise kiss.

I coveted her lips that she had been swearing at me just a moment ago.

“… Ha.”

When our lips finally parted, we avoided each other’s gaze out of awkwardness.

“… Anyway, don’t you think it’s trash?”

“… “Pervert.”

“That… Might be right.”

I burst into laughter.

*

“It would have been nice if Helga had come with us, but it’s a shame.”

“I don’t know. Even if we brought Helga, she would have only caused trouble.”

“That’s right.”

Choi Seo-won ended up choosing clothes for the two. There were so many options to match any outfit that it was difficult to choose. I thought that if I left it as is, I would be choosing clothes until evening, so I went out.

Bella is wearing a snapback and hoodie to hide her silver hair, and sports leggings for movement.

Blanche also coordinated in the same style as Bella’s clothes, with only a different color. However, she didn’t even wear her hood down.

It was an inevitable choice because the two people’s looks were so striking. But did you say that beautiful women stand out no matter what they wear?

As we entered the nearby cafe, we could feel the eyes on the table we were sitting at.

Now that I see her, she wears a hat and clothes that highlight her her body her, so I would believe she’s a member of a girl group who secretly went out.

“Hmm… “It’s more crowded than the cafes in the islands.”

Bella muttered as she looked around her cafe, as if she was familiar with people’s gazes.

“Okay. It’s not much different. Because it’s a place where people live.”

“The building outside was so grand that I thought the cafe would be very different.”

It’s worth it.

The world we were in is basically a world view reflected by modern culture, centered on medieval fantasy. It’s natural that it’s similar. However, Bella or Blanchet seemed a little disappointed, perhaps because she had only seen new things since coming to this world.

‘That’s interesting…’

This situation of coming to a cafe in the real world with Bella and Blanche felt like a dream. Daily life: shopping and going to cafes. For some, it is just an ordinary daily life, but for me, it was something I desperately wanted.

I wanted to enjoy this ordinary life with them. I wanted to live a normal life with precious people like Bella, Helga, Wendy, and Blanche.

Of course, among those precious people was my sister.

‘Conch…’

It is still too early to be convinced. I found a way to get out of this world, but I haven’t found a way to save her sister.

The reason I went outside this time was to show Bella, Helga, and Blanche around this world, but the real purpose was different.

I glanced out the window.

The forest of towering buildings was burning in the glow of the sunset. The place where Sora is sleeping in the forest of buildings… There is a Stella company.

“Count… ? Are you okay?”

“… “I thought about it for a moment.”

“What are you thinking…”

Buuu-

At that time, the vibrating bell on the table rang.

“This…Is it magic?”

“It’s not magic, but it’s similar.”

“Why are you crying like this?”

“It means that the drink you ordered has arrived. Please wait a moment. “I’ll go and get it.”

“Oh, I’ll go.”

“No. Done. “It is better for me to go.”

“Hehe… There are times when you bring out the tea yourself.”

At Bella’s sneering at her, I shook my head and headed to the counter.

“I ordered the Jeju Mugwort Sunset Tea Latte, Dolce Truffle Vanilla Chocolate Chip Cream Frappuccino, and… “It’s iced Americano.”

“…”

Is there really a menu with a name like this?

I was the one who told them to order the drink they wanted to drink, but I had no idea that Bella or Blanchet would order a strange drink with a long name. No matter how amazing it looks…

I shook my head and took the tray. But then the napkin next to the drink caught my eye. There was some number… No, a phone number written on it.

“… “This?”

“Ah! Customer. About that…”

The female employee who handed me the drink spoke to me in a low voice, as if she was embarrassed.

“Ho, if you don’t have a girlfriend… Please contact me…”

“…”

“Ah! Of course, I’m sure you have a girlfriend, but I’m really sorry if I offended you…”

It wasn’t because I felt bad. The thought just stopped because I couldn’t understand what this was for a moment.

I live, live, live, but I don’t know if I’ll get his number his… No, I didn’t expect to get a phone number from the opposite s*x. She is me, who until recently lived as a single person. She was embarrassed because she was not used to this. Still, she quickly came to her senses and spoke to her employee.

“… “I have a girlfriend.”

“Ugh… Sorry. No wonder…”

“… I am truly sorry. Then…”

“Hey, over there!”

“?”

She nodded and tried to turn around, but the female employee caught her.

“Customer. I say that because it’s really my style, so how could it not be? Or perhaps a second… Oh, can’t I?”

There are already two… I couldn’t bear to say that, so I quietly shook my head.

“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear what I just said.”

“Ah…”

So I left without even looking back. I could feel several women at the other table sighing as if they had heard that brief conversation.

I had completely forgotten about it because I was only thinking about Bella and Blanche. It’s true that I now have the looks that deserve attention.

‘From next time, I’ll have to wear at least a hat that covers my face.’

It’s not good if it attracts too many people’s attention. In particular, it is good to be smart when working in this world. You probably won’t recognize them, but it could be difficult if you run into CEO Park or a company official…

‘Uh… ?’

I had to stop.

Because the men sitting around Bella and Blanche entered my field of vision.