The Most Random System

"If you didn't bring it, you didn't do it. Class monitor, I've used this excuse to death before. Call your parents right now and have them bring it over," Lin Li said with a sneer.

"I really did prepare it, I just didn't bring it to school," Chen Yu Ying shook her head, pursing her lips, but there was still a glint of amusement in her eyes.

"Ha, I don't believe it."

"Don't bully my Ying Bao!" Ding Sihan, who was nearby, leaned over and whispered, pointing at Lin Li's nose.

"Ding Sihan, did you also not bring it?" Lin Li turned to look at Ding Sihan.

"Of course, I didn't not bring it."

Upon hearing Lin Li's words, Ding Sihan laughed and reached into the drawer.

Lin Li was surprised and reached out his hand in delight.

Ding Sihan took out a comb.

A comb? It's okay, I can accept that. I just happened to need one.

But Ding Sihan used it to tidy her bangs and said to Lin Li, "I didn't not bring it because I didn't prepare anything at all."

"..."

The hand that reached out grasped at air and immediately froze. Lin Li smiled, "Ah Ding, you know, I used to not have any standards for choosing a mate, but since meeting you, I do now."

"It's because I'm too outstanding, isn't it? Once you've seen the moon, fireflies just don't seem impressive anymore. I can understand that," Ding Sihan continued to hum while combing her hair.

"It's because someone like you absolutely should not be chosen," Lin Li's voice squeezed through his teeth.

"Tch."

After playing with Lin Li for so long, this kind of attack no longer fazed Ding Sihan.

"I'll just have to rely on the class monitor, then. I'll be waiting," Lin Li said with a smile as he turned to walk toward the back row, leaving those words to Chen Yu Ying.

For someone like Lin Li, who wouldn't really celebrate a birthday grandly, gifts weren't very important.

"What?! It's Lin Li from Class 4, Year 1, the first to go to an internet cafe openly!" As Lin Li walked toward the back row, Zhou Baowei exclaimed in shock.

"What?! It's Lin Li from Class 4, Year 1, the first to use his own identity to trade stocks!" Wang Ze, who had been listening to the gossip in the back, chimed in.

"What?! It's Lin Li from Class 4, Year 1, the first to be scammed in a webcam chat at an internet cafe, fail at stock trading, end up penniless, turn to crime, and then potentially face a real immediate death sentence!" Bai Bufan widened his eyes.

Lin Li: "..."

Your mother.

No wonder it's you, Bai Bufan; you can attack someone with humor no matter the context.

But currently, in this class, the only one who might truly face a death sentence is me, so Bai Bufan isn't wrong.

"I've already paid for breakfast today!" But Lin Li, a generous master, didn't hold grudges and handed out breakfast as he proclaimed this grandly.

However, the ungrateful group wasn't thankful at all.

"You collected the money yesterday, didn't you? Who else would pay if not you?" Bai Bufan sneered, asking pointedly.

"You all insisted on transferring it," Lin Li said, somewhat innocently.

"You didn't mention you were treating yesterday, did you?"

"Well, I wasn't having a birthday yesterday, was I?"

"..."

"Then let's not transfer the breakfast money tonight."

"No way," Lin Li shook his head.

"Why not?"

"I'm not having a birthday tomorrow, so why shouldn't I get the breakfast money tomorrow?"

Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei, Wang Ze: "..."

Your mother.

I laughed in frustration, what kind of 3D defense is this?

Feels like Lin Li would hesitate to even give away five Gold Coins as a king.

After distributing breakfast, he returned to his seat.

"Lin Li, have the physical results come out yet? I'm dying of curiosity." While poking at his breakfast, Bai Bufan asked.

Lin Li smiled at Bai Bufan's words, "It's not because of curiosity."

"What do you mean it's not because of curi—ay?"

Bai Bufan froze for a moment, then covered his mouth and began to cough.

So the reason I'm going to die isn't because of curiosity?

"Oh, I'm just teasing you," Lin Li said, patting Bai Bufan's shoulder with a hearty laugh, then seriously spoke:

"Bufan, eat whatever you want recently, don't bother with classes if you don't want to, do what you want to do, don't restrict yourself anymore. Rest assured, I've calculated it, and the money in your account is enough for you to live carefree for the rest of your life."

Bai Bufan: "..."

"But I only have seven hundred bucks in my account," Bai Bufan licked his lips, speaking seriously.

"Yes, I know~ that's enough!" Lin Li nodded, his smile radiant and sunny.

People will laugh when they are at a loss for words.

So Bai Bufan chuckled first, before stretching out his hand to calculate on his fingers.

Then he suddenly stood up, grabbed Lin Li's collar, shook him, and roared:

"What do you mean seven hundred bucks is enough! How short-lived is this carefree life supposed to be!"