The Most Random System

It's clearly Saturday today.

"Bufan, let me test you, do you know which character becomes more and more invincible as their story progresses and gets updated, yet keeps getting comically and pathetically defeated in the storyline?" Lin Li bent down to ask Bai Bufan.

"Vegeta? He got smashed by Frieza in the Frieza arc and lent Cell a helping hand in the Cell arc…" Bai Bufan thought for a moment before answering.

"No, it's the labor law." Lin Li's map of the Yan Kingdom was very short.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Bai Bufan paused for a moment, then looked around the bus, instantly understanding why Lin Li had suddenly asked such a question. He gave Lin Li the finger, laughing and cursing, "Lin Li, don't you dare get me kicked off the bus."

"If I ever become a boss, I definitely won't tolerate overtime. Damn it, if any of my employees dare to work illegal overtime, I'll confiscate their illicit earnings." The more Lin Li thought about it, the angrier he got, and so he made this grand vow.

We, as capitalists, should dedicate our lives to society, establish a belief for the universe, inherit the knowledge of the saints, and bring peace to the world for all future generations.

Bai Bufan: "?"

What did Lin Li just say?

Was it in Chinese?

Such an obscure language.

"You were born to be a boss." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up, then sighed deeply:

"How many women, in order not to take the bus, have become the bus themselves? And how many men, to own a bus, ride the bus every day?"

"Life, oh life, so fleeting, so fleeting."

The philosopher Bai Bufan and the capitalist Lin Li exchanged a glance, appreciating each other's thoughts.

The bus gradually became crowded, and more people began to stand.

"Young people today rarely have the virtue of respecting the elderly and cherishing the young, sigh." An aunt who just got on the bus glanced around, finding no space, and chose to stand beside Bai Bufan, muttering to herself, "Sigh, my poor back, it's tough standing at this age."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Shit.

Auntie, why are you specifically using Mandarin? Worried I won't understand the dialect if I'm not local?

Shit.

Already squeezed to the side, Lin Li was secretly delighted.

"Sigh——"

"Sigh——"

"If only a kind young person would give this old lady a seat."

The aunt started sighing madly, patting her old waist.

This could no longer be called a hint; it was outright.

But actually, it was almost our stop.

So Bai Bufan got up.

"Oh, young man, so kind of you, thank you." The aunt was already eager to sit down as Bai Bufan stood up.

Bai Bufan hobbled on one leg, grabbing the handrails around him, hopping away from his seat. Hearing this, he turned back, pointed to his seat for the aunt, nodding to indicate she could sit.

Lin Li, Aunt: "?"

"Young man… is there a problem with your leg?" The aunt hesitated mid-air, looking at Bai Bufan, asking with a guilty conscience.

Bai Bufan waved his hand, struggling on one leg to move toward Lin Li.

"Hey, young man, don't go, come back, come back, you sit here." Now the aunt was anxious, feeling the seat was incredibly hot, gesturing to Bai Bufan.

"Hey! Don't go! Don't go!"

Bai Bufan shook his head, opened his mouth: "Aba aba."

Then, looking somewhat anxious, he pointed to Lin Li, then to the aunt, then to his own mouth: "Aba! Aba! Aba!"

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

After a brief moment of confusion, Lin Li's mischievous mind took over.

——Light bulb moment!

He immediately stepped forward to support Bai Bufan, apologizing to the aunt: "Auntie, he's mute and can't speak. He means for you to sit; he doesn't need it, he's young, it's no problem for him."

Bai Bufan's eyes lit up!

Lin Li not only understood his intentions and collaborated perfectly but even helped cover for his name!

Bro! Ther!

"Aba aba!" Bai Bufan gave Lin Li a thumbs up, then continued using body language and aba aba to urge the aunt to sit.

"What am I sitting for? Quickly let him come sit, come on, come on, you sit, what's with this young man, priority to the disabled!" The aunt now wouldn't dare sit for another second, especially feeling the curious gazes of the other passengers around her, speaking quite anxiously.

"No need, no need, we're just about to arrive, it's the next stop, please sit." Lin Li waved his hand quickly.

This was the only non-lie in their words, as the bus was about to reach Nansang Middle School, which was their destination.

So, Lin Li and Bai Bufan, two supposed disabled people, limped off the bus supporting each other.

Leaving behind the bus, with a seat available but stubbornly not sitting, watching them leave, the aunt lamented as she saw their bleak and bitter backs.

She was deeply confused.

What did I just do?

"You beast! Bai Bufan! You're a total beast!" After confirming the bus drove away, Lin Li gave a hearty kick to Bai Bufan's good leg, laughing and cursing, "The aunt didn't mean any harm; she just purely wanted a seat, and you were so vicious!"

"Right back at you, haha." Bai Bufan laughed heartily, "I did give her my seat."

Then Bai Bufan said regretfully:

"I can't take the bus for some time now, or getting exposed next time would be troublesome."

"Alright, I'm heading home too."

Reaching the school gate, Lin Li unlocked his bicycle and got on, saying to Bai Bufan.

"OKOK, my plane is taking off soon, so I won't keep you for dinner." Bai Bufan nodded, waving goodbye to Lin Li.

The failure of today's hand job was very painful, but hard work makes up for clumsiness. Bai Bufan believed that as long as he worked hard, he would surpass Lin Li before his kidneys gave out.

"Shit, even if you did invite me for dinner, I wouldn't dare imagine what's on the menu." Lin Li shouted while riding away, looking back and laughing.