The Most Random System

"From the factory?" Qu Wanqiu asked in confusion, "Is it made at Ah San's factory, where the quality is questionable?"

Apple has factories all around the world, and the quality varies significantly across them. The worst, naturally, is from that populous country with over a billion people in the East.

Reflecting.

However, Lin Li shook his head and denied it: "It's not that factory."

"So what is it?" Qu Wanqiu was completely puzzled.

"It's the factory of 16."

"Ah? I don't get it, what do you mean by the factory of 16." Qu Wanqiu still didn't understand.

"Well, it's, uh, the factory that's above the number 16." Lin Li had to explain in more detail.

"..."

"..."

Qu Wanqiu, Ding Sihan: "?"

Wait a minute.

This factory...

"Lin Li, that's called square root, you could've just said it's Apple 4! Square root of 16 is square root of 16, what are you doing saying factory of Apple 16!!" Qu Wanqiu couldn't hold back anymore and raised her voice, critiquing.

"Oh, oh, right, it's called square root, I remember now." Lin Li 'suddenly realized'.

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Sure, "just remembered" now.

Only Lin Li can describe Apple 4 like that.

As a result, the $1800 pants got a second shoe print kicked out on them.

Deservedly so.

"Forget it, forget it, Apple 4 is just a few years younger than me, I don't need it, and I'm not that interested in shooting anyway, I'm really not going." Qu Wanqiu shook her head and said.

"Alright then, you're just missing out on a freebie opportunity." Lin Li nodded, not bothering to insist.

"That's okay," Qu Wanqiu shook her head, "Lin Li, just calculate how much on average each person spent, and transfer the guest money to me, that's fine. It's the thought that counts, whether I go or not doesn't matter."

Lin Li chuckled at this: "Qu Wanqiu, what kind of skincare do you use regularly? Maintaining such a thick skin?"

"Bleh bleh—"

"I don't know why you're hosting us, but since you volunteered to be the sucker, I'm not holding back." Ding Sihan patted Lin Li's shoulder before heading back to class, "Lin Li, work hard, and hopefully in the future, whenever we hang out, it'll be AA, you pay the A, and I'll play with a cheeky smile."

Lin Li initially widened his eyes, but then relaxed when he realized Ding Sihan meant something different from what he thought, blinking quirkily.

Haha, turns out you meant AA system, I thought you meant AA system.

"What kind of expression is that?" Ding Sihan asked in confusion.

"Nothing," Lin Li quickly shook his head, "AA system is AA system, AA system is fine, no problem with AA system."

Ding Sihan furrowed her brow, then suddenly widened her eyes.

Remember, don't think only guys have dirty minds, most girls can be just as bold in this area.

"Lin Li! You pervert! You're such an enormously ultimate pervert! What kind of things are you thinking about!?" The moment Ding Sihan realized it, she shouted, blushing.

The punched and kicked Lin Li: "?"

"No, little BB," Lin Li was genuinely aggrieved this time; seventeen is the age when one can't take injustice, so Lin Li fumed silently:

"I didn't say anything, I'm just calmly standing here fetching water, playing this sensitive burner that produces water with just a touch, is this perverted?"

Only those who slander Lin Li know how wronged Lin Li is, who the real pervert is, Lin Li doesn't want to say.

Even calling someone a pervert requires basic fairness, right?

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Who is little BB? I'm little Ding di—no wait!! Who told you to keep calling me like that!! Call me Ding Sihan! It's Ding Sihan!"

Ding Sihan hesitated while refuting, almost choking herself.

Lin Li clicked his tongue.

Women are truly unreasonable, first Qu Wanqiu yelled at him, now Ding Sihan is yelling at him.

Seeing the absent-minded Lin Li, Ding Sihan said nothing, purely punching and kicking.

Qu Wanqiu found it amusing, so she said nothing, purely abetting the evil.

Human nature is inherently evil; three minutes later, looking at his pants seemingly involved in a stampede when all he did was fetch water, Lin Li sighed helplessly.

Eternal Nansang, why do you treat me so.

...

"Jia Bao and Lin Daiyu, Xue Baocai."

"Chen Guanxi Zhang Baiju, Xie Tingfeng."

The boys were in the back cabinets studying Chinese couplets when Wang Ze rushed in:

"Everyone, situation's dire, the drawing results just came in, and we'll be facing Class 9 this afternoon, the same one as Bao Wei's class yesterday."

"Who drew the unlucky lot?" Chen Tianming widened his eyes, "I'm going to kill them. Wang Ze, it wasn't you, was it?"

Class 17 made it through, Chen Tianming was hoping for a sweet encounter with a legendary tale to tell.

As long as they face Class 17, losing is winning; winning is also winning!

"It wasn't me, I wasn't that unlucky, they drew." Wang Ze waved his left hand, then began swatting his right hand.

"Don't bully your partner, flying you all those planes over these years isn't easy," Bai Bufan stepped up to mediate the marital situation and then touched his chin, "Looks like we'll have to resort to skullduggery if we want to have a fighting chance."

"Tianming, what's your mindset as the top of Class 4?" Bai Bufan, Wang Ze, and others all turned their eyes toward Chen Tianming at this moment.

"Which class is Class 17 pulling against?" Chen Tianming first inquired.

"Class 20, based on my analysis of their combat ability, advancing to the top 5 shouldn't be a problem." Wang Ze responded.

Chen Tianming heard this and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

B Plan is a plan prepared long ago.

But as the cost, he might lose something forever...

However...

If Class 17 can win...

Carrying the promise of encountering Class 17! He has an absolutely unlosable reason!

"I've had this mindset for a long time." With these thoughts, Chen Tianming nodded.

...

Basketball court.

After class ended in the afternoon, everyone from Class 4 gathered here.

Class 9 arrived bit by bit.

When the two Zhou Baoweis, along with a Zhou Baowei Plus, walked toward the tug-of-war rope, there was a strong tremor across the basketball court.

Even Lin Li didn't absorb powder this time; he started applying anti-slip powder and warming up meticulously.

Lin Li's own strength is undoubtedly greater than anyone on the other side, even Bao Wei Plus isn't much in comparison.

But from a collective aspect, even Lin Li isn't fully confident of winning.

"Both sides ready, take your positions." The referee drew the lines again, held the middle red line, and spoke to the two classes.

"Chen Tianming, why are you wearing a mask."

With Chen Tianming at the forefront of the tug-of-war team, Zhuo Yongfei took his position and noticed the masked Chen Tianming behind him, asking curiously.

Chen Tianming didn't respond, only continuing to apply powder to his hands.

Zhuo Yongfei raised an eyebrow, thinking Chen Tianming didn't want to talk to him and didn't insist, adjusting his posture.

"Zhuo Yongfei, no matter what happens, look ahead and don't turn back." Chen Tianming's voice echoed softly.

Zhuo Yongfei turned his head instinctively, but Chen Tianming stopped him with a hand: "Don't turn back!"

"Listen to me, look forward, use your strength, don't rest, and don't turn back."

Zhuo Yongfei: "?"

Are you trying to be "The Fatty" from "Grave Robbers Chronicles" here?

"All prepare!" The referee said, already placing the whistle into his mouth.

Then Zhuo Yongfei heard Chen Tianming roar from behind: "Nansang Grade One Class Nine! Sixteen weaklings! Who dares face me! Fire at me! Fire at me!"

"Damn!"

The lead soldier from Class 9 almost stumbled, the referee who was ready to blow the whistle pulled his collar to cover his nose and lower face, turning around, his body shaking.

The audience erupted in a huge wave of noise, the Class 9 team's movement was visibly shaky, a few girls bit their lips desperately, their shoulders shaking like sieves.

When all the attention was directed at the side, who the hell can resist looking?

Chen Tianming, what the heck did you do!

Zhuo Yongfei decided to turn his head.

Damn, it's the Great Qing's second assassin!

Knowledge consolidation: Great Qing's first assassin is Lin Li with makeup on the field trip bus.

Mom, this makeup was done by Lin Li, wasn't it?

Damn, if you're painting sausage lips, just paint sausage lips, inserting scallions into nostrils, what's that all about?