The Most Random System

Oh man, Lin Li's really hit it big.

Bai Bufan sincerely feels happy for Lin Li (five cents per message, remember to delete the content in the brackets).

"You didn't forget your brothers after getting rich, so I guess you're somewhat decent." In the cafeteria, Bai Bufan sighed.

Even though he doesn't fully understand, he's come to accept this reality.

There's no other choice but to accept it.

"What kind of joke is this, having money doesn't mean forgetting your roots. Brothers are always the most important; you're always my number one choice." Lin Li waved his hand, saying firmly.

"Haha." Bai Bufan couldn't be bothered to display any emotion.

Bai Bufan will never forget, Bao Wei and his "corpse without organs that was used for a ghost marriage to bring good fortune."

"You don't believe your pal," Lin Li, questioned, got angry, "Let me put it this way, if I'm in a toilet with no paper, and I have only your photo and a cheque for 1.8 million, I'll choose you without hesitation.

That's because you're always my first choice."

Lin Li spoke emotionally, his voice sincere.

Bai Bufan: "?"

You're his number one choice in that situation!?

That's definitely chosen without hesitation.

Bai Bufan believes him.

Because if it were him in that situation, he'd also choose Lin Li first; rounding it up, that's a mutual journey.

"Why didn't you say your longing for me is turning yellow?" Bai Bufan sneered.

"Eh? Could work, your version is more artsy, Korean-style, next time I'll say this to Bao Wei." Lin Li, hearing this, compared and pondered for a bit, then gave a thumbs-up.

Then, Lin Li suddenly fell into philosophical contemplation: "But, Bufan, sometimes using your photo to wipe ten times and still can't get it clean, I start to wonder, is mankind actually like a crayon? Never truly clean?"

Bai Bufan almost spat out his drink.

"Could you first detach my photo from the scenario, and I'm eating curry chicken, don't say such messed-up things!"

"If you weren't eating this, I wouldn't say it, you know, when I first encountered this color and texture."

"Damn! So you're pure sword!"

After eating, on the way back to the classroom.

"At least we're doing well now; others worry about how to make money, while we're worried about how to spend it." Bai Bufan quickly adjusts his mood, speaking cheerfully.

"What does that have to do with you?" At this point, Lin Li must execute justice.

"I'm the same, how to make two hundred last till next month." Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li, his expression slightly sorrowful: "Isn't this considered 'worrying about how to spend money'?"

"I understand now." Lin Li nodded.

"By the way, Lin Li, how about buying my life?" Bai Bufan asked hopefully:

"Ahem, born overseas (outside Shanghai), only lived nearly sixteen years, without much wear and tear. My brain hasn't been used much, smooth, without scratches or damage, the body hasn't been used much, typically stays indoors.

Personality is rare and high-priced, a little sickly feeling, though slightly flawed, mainly just a bit ill now.

Has the admirable trait of working tirelessly to achieve goals, however, this can't be paid in one go, needs installments, hence delivered in four phases: exhausted, rest; forget, eat.

Moreover, there's considerable appreciation potential, as I'm a 'moonlight clan,' buying me and painting white turns me into a 'white moonlight,' able to be unforgettable to many."

Bai Bufan finished his pitch, looking at Lin Li expectantly.

"Those things I don't care much about." Lin Li shook his head, appearing to truly consider the idea of buying Bai Bufan's life: "Buying you could be feasible, but I need to confirm some other conditions."

"Which ones?"

"Do you shed hair?" Lin Li inquired.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Do you have fixed toilet times? Oh, you should, witnessed during National Day, then let's change the question, do you bite people? Can you resist the urge to eat feces? Can you—"

Bai Bufan: "..."

You jerk.

"You're right, I do bite people!" Bai Bufan, quickly retorts defensively.

After some playful bantering, Lin Li asks:

"So are you definitely going or not?"

"If you truly have money and aren't bluffing like Bao Wei, then I'm definitely going along, why miss a free opportunity." Bai Bufan nodded, then asked, "So it's just us two, the 'one dog' combo?"

Last time's National Day accommodation was covered by the class monitor; if you're hosting this time, it's better to ask her too."

"I haven't asked the 'third person' yet, I feel even if I host, they might not be interested in traveling far for a day just to shoot guns, but I'll ask them at lunchtime tomorrow." Lin Li nodded.

...

"So, go experience live ammunition shooting this weekend?"

The next day at noon, upon hearing Lin Li's idea, Chen Yu Ying seemed slightly surprised.

"Yeah, class monitor, interested?" Lin Li nodded.

"Why suddenly have this idea?"

"No guy can refuse guns, just like no guy can refuse white stockings and black stockings."

"That's specifically you, right." Hearing Lin Li relate to this topic, Chen Yu Ying helplessly rubbed her forehead, then expressed concern:

"Interest is fine, but are you really hosting? That should cost a lot, right?"

"Class monitor, you know me, I never force myself, let alone for face value. Don't worry, I can only say, for this experience alone, including you all with me, expenses are trivial for me.

So you all don't need any mental burden, just go and enjoy, shoot however you want."