The Most Random System

Jumping back and forth between the two buildings is exhausting, you know!

The phone still ended up in Shi Dongchen's hands.

He had also finished watching what Lin Li wanted to show him.

"Do you understand what I mean?" Lin Li asked when he saw the other looking up.

"Hmm." Shi Dongchen nodded bitterly.

The document he had just seen was a Xiling chicken-raising map created by Song Luping himself, rich in videos, not to mention, along with other videos collected by Lin Li.

The quality of those, compared to their shelter's quality, was like heaven and earth.

After watching these videos, Shi Dongchen felt like his twelve zodiac symbols only had ten left.

Because his chickens and goats had died.

After surviving in the apocalypse for two years, he indeed somewhat forgot what those women living in the normal world, well-nourished, bathing every day, and constantly doing skincare, looked like.

How could Lin Li, from another world, possibly take a liking to the withered flowers here?

He was really overestimating himself.

Ye Jing took the phone back and handed it to Lin Li.

While indicating to return the photos, Lin Li casually asked, "By the way, is there someone in here with the stage name Xiaojing?"

"Yes, Ye Jing, please point it out." Shi Dongchen, still despondent, reacted a bit slowly, and his voice seemed a bit hollow.

"This is the one." Ye Jing pointed.

"The box of chocolates I gave you in advance, give her a piece, this is okay, right?" Lin Li looked at Shi Dongchen, asking, or rather demanding.

Shi Dongchen was first slightly stunned, then nodded: "No, no problem, we definitely respect your decision, but can I ask why?"

"No reason, this name is fated with me." Lin Li said.

Protecting the world's best Light Duke Xiaojing, Tianhong Xiaojing, Apocalypse Xiaojing.

"Lin Li, I'll change my name to Hu Xiaojing, and you give me a chocolate too!" Hu Fei, who had been kneeling beside, shouted loudly upon hearing.

Lin Li: "?"

"Hu Fei! Quiet, now is not the time for you to speak." Shi Dongchen slapped Hu Fei's forehead when he heard this.

"You be quiet, Shi Dongchen, I am Hu Xiaojing, not Hu Fei!" Hu Fei turned his head, glaring at Shi Dongchen.

Shi Dongchen: "?"

Lin Li was now completely convinced that this guy wasn't doing it on purpose at all.

An idiot wouldn't be acting like someone who wasn't acting.

"Sorry for making Little Brother Lin laugh, just ignore him." Shi Dongchen could only say to Lin Li.

"No," Lin Li shook his head with a smile, opened his backpack, took out a portion of food originally reserved for himself, since there's no need for a 'next meal' anyway, and threw it directly to Hu Fei: "Hu Xiaojing, it's yours."

Hu Fei reached out to catch it, immediately opened it, stuffed it into his mouth in chunks, and his eyes lit up.

Shi Dongchen next to him was stunned, the action of swallowing was very obvious.

"Lin Li, I'm sorry, I lied to you again, I didn't tell you one word less, actually... My real name is Ye Xiaojing." Ye Jing pressed her hands on Lin Li's shoulders, staring longingly at Lin Li... behind the backpack.

Lin Li: "?"

"Ye Jing, I recognize your shamelessness." Lin Li gave a thumbs up, fumbled in the bag, but only a few candies were left.

Luckily, Ye Jing took them without complaint, happily.

"You can just call me Xiaojing in the future."

"You're much older than I am, I'm afraid calling you that would shorten my life." Lin Li waved his hands.

"Lin Li, you're really bold."

Watching the two chatting, Shi Dongchen laughed: "Haha, I suddenly remembered, I'm actually called Shi Xiao too..."

Lin Li shook his bag: "Nothing left."

Shi Dongchen: "..."

Damn! Changed my name too late!

Shi Dongchen awkwardly laughed, then added:

"I heard from Ye Jing that the technological development of our two worlds has different focuses, so we also have some conventional weapons and tools that might be valuable to you and could serve as trade chips? Additionally..."

Shi Dongchen knew that just relying on gold was not enough. To keep Lin Li, this 'gate between the two worlds,' a more lasting and stable relationship was needed elsewhere.

As for something that might be more precious in the shelter, he was still hesitant about whether to mention it now.

"If it's completely different from my world, maybe there's a need? But without seeing them firsthand, I can't say if I would find it useful." Lin Li said casually upon hearing that.

Things from another world surely have their value, and a very high one.

But for a seventeen-year-old without grand ambitions, it's hard to say.

"That's great! We sincerely invite you to our shelter for a visit. Rest assured, Ye Jing has already informed us of your concerns, but you needn't have such thoughts at all.

We will absolutely not harm you, nor will we have any ill intentions towards you, I swear on my life that we will treat you as the most honored guest..." Shi Dongchen said immediately when he heard this.

"I'll also swear on Xiaojing's name!" Hu Fei, still munching away, chimed in.

Even though one swears on 'life' and the other on 'name,' the weight might be about the same.

"I'll talk about it once I return." Lin Li merely said.

Before having the right tools or abilities, Lin Li must avoid being discovered that his entry and exit points are fixed.

"...Okay." Shi Dongchen nodded, swallowing his words: "Ye Jing, give this to Little Brother Lin."

So the document transmission assistant handed a round-shaped object to Lin Li.

"What is this?"

"This is a pair of signal devices, as long as the distance doesn't exceed three thousand meters, when one is pressed, the other will ring, so we can contact each other in this way." Shi Dongchen explained.

"I see." Lin Li nodded, took it, "Then this afternoon when yours rings, or if it hasn't rung by three or four o'clock, come here to wait for me."

"Alright." Shi Dongchen nodded.

"You guys continue gathering your supplies, I have to control these two zombies here, I'll take them away from you first." Lin Li said lightly.

Take care of killing and burying, as the zombies were brought in by him and need to be dealt with by himself.

The lust within the bottles was already empty, even if they wouldn't attack him after they weren't Tao Zhe in the past, but upon seeing Ye Jing and the others, they would charge at them first.

"Thank you."

Seeing that Lin Li really didn't want to talk any further, Shi Dongchen didn't try to hold him back.

"Then I'm leaving, you won't send anyone to track me, will you?" Lin Li asked, hooking Tao Zhe's shoulders on his way out.

"Of course not."

"Doesn't matter, if you do, make sure not to let me find out, or you know what the result will be." Lin Li waved as a farewell.

"There will be no such thing as tracking."

Lin Li left with the beautiful lady and the self-defense gentlemen.

In fact, he didn't go far, just a hundred meters away.

Hiding in a building, after letting the two zombies wander on their own, Lin Li began organizing his belongings.

This time returning to reality, many things were simply unnecessary to bring back.

After all, they had to be brought over, backpacks, bulletproof vests, crossbows... It's better to leave these in this world.

It's only one or two hours, and no one would take them.

Also to bring them more food—at least with their behavior afterward, Lin Li was still satisfied.

So Lin Li found a building, placing all the items he didn't need to take back and the beautiful lady at a relatively hidden high spot, where zombies were almost impossible to wander to.

As for that signal device, Lin Li specifically put it in another building.

Then it was just waiting for time to pass, resting on the spot.

Today, keeping in a high mental state for over two hours was still a bit tiring.

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The countdown ended, a white light flashed, and Lin Li sat in the bathroom of reality.