The Most Random System

Lin Li began to return the way he came.

The original pursuit problem had turned into a meeting problem. If you put it in an elementary school math textbook, it could become a small torturous puzzle.

The Team A and B, pool maintenance guy, and chicken-rabbit farmer are all things every kid who has attended elementary math class has to appreciate.

Lin Li cursed them plenty as a child.

Especially the pool janitor who was filling and draining the pool at the same time.

Thinking about this, Lin Li started inexplicably speeding up and slowing down, imagining someone observing him to solve math problems, now looking all puzzled, enjoying it.

From afar, he saw three people walking hand in hand along the pedestrian path next to the road railing.

"Here's a fun fact: If everyone in the world held hands around the equator, a lot of people would fall into the ocean and drown, so damn, holding hands is really dangerous." Seeing the three greet him, Lin Li waved back with a smile.

The three girls chose to ignore him.

"Ding Sihan, could you move out a bit, I can't bump into you properly there." Lin Li scratched his head and got straight to the point.

"Get lost."

"Lin Li, your hair is flying up!"

As Lin Li got closer, Chen Yu Ying pointed at his hair and laughed.

"I just spent 2800 on this custom hairstyle. Does it look cool? Stylish?" Lin Li stopped his electric scooter and brushed his hands back across his head.

Then he heard laughter.

"Your laughter is really hurtful."

"Our laughter is like the sun and two sixty-watt bulbs. You said it yourself, how can it be hurtful?" Ding Sihan retorted.

"If you look straight at a sixty-watt bulb up close, you'd get hurt too." Lin Li was good at arguing.

Qu Wanqiu stopped laughing and seriously nodded: "Stylish, your hubby-stylish."

Lin Li: "What is this?"

Then he turned to look at Ding Sihan, loudly whispering while pointing at Lin Li: "Sihan, your hubby."

"Bullshit, that's your hubby!"

"Your hubby!"

"Your hubby!"

Lin Li: "..."

Dammit.

"Two good friends, fighting over me, completely tearing each other apart, all because of my damn charm." But it's okay, Lin Li could always find a way to solve these problems.

Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan immediately made up and seamlessly raised their middle fingers at Lin Li.

See, in matters of resolving conflicts, Lin Li was a master.

"Doesn't look bad, just rare to see you completely showing your forehead, very novel." Chen Yu Ying laughed and said.

"As long as it's not bad, it's fine." Lin Li was indifferent.

"Did you find a good spot to watch the sunset?" Chen Yu Ying asked.

"I've already found a great spot, it's got seating, directly overlooking the sea, with an unobstructed view, I've marked it already." Lin Li replied.

"Where's Bai Bufan?"

At this moment, Qu Wanqiu noticed no one was following Lin Li, and asked.

"Oh, right, where did Bai Bufan go?" Ding Sihan exclaimed.

"Hahaha—" Lin Li suddenly started laughing.

After laughing, Lin Li pointed at Ding Sihan: "Ding Sihan, your slow reaction of 'Oh right' was too funny, it shows how much you miss home. I bet if Bai Bufan were to die, it'd take you three years to realize."

"He'd be stinking after three years, I'd still be able to smell it." Ding Sihan chuckled embarrassedly.

"I must tell him what you said; it'll be a gift for him." Lin Li felt pleased.

Then he looked at Qu Wanqiu and explained: "He's just my marker at the spot, like my marking territory."

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

What kind of analogy is this.

"If marking territory is like peeing, then Lin Li, what creature are you?" she asked.

"Bai Bufan." Lin Li replied instantly.

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Damn this Lin Li, his mental health is too good, even such attacks mean nothing to him.

"How far away is it?" Ding Sihan asked.

"Walking, it's about twenty minutes? I didn't calculate the distance precisely, but with an electric scooter at full speed, it takes less than four minutes for a one-way trip." Lin Li calculated and then patted the scooter's head, eagerly saying, "Is there any dumb bird that wants to get on the car for a ride first?

I'm telling you, riding a fast electric scooter here with the wind in your face feels amazing. Not experiencing it would be a shame. Bai Bufan and I just thoroughly enjoyed ourselves."

"Not that kind of enjoyment! Look at me normally! Damn you fujoshi!" Lin Li squinted at Ding Sihan whose expression seemed off.

"Really? Then I want to try." Retracting her playful gaze, Ding Sihan eagerly said, "But don't drop me at the destination, you'll have to bring me back."

"Why?"

"Otherwise if you take someone else on the next trip, Wanqiu would be left all alone having to walk for several minutes, wouldn't she?" Ding Sihan asked back, "That'd be pitiful, as if she'd been abandoned."

Qu Wanqiu scratched her head: "Why am I automatically assumed to be the lonely one left behind?"

After speaking, Qu Wanqiu looked over at Chen Yu Ying beside her, nodded: "Oh, it's me."

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

Chen Yu Ying suspected that Qu Wanqiu was talking to herself on purpose.

"Ding Sihan, when you get on the scooter, keep your distance from my back. It's the middle of summer, and you're like a little furnace," Lin Li said with a playful smile.

Unfortunately, Lin Li wasn't the third brother; in the third brother's cavalcade motorcycle performance, one bike could easily carry ten people to their destination.

Because Lin Li rented an electric scooter that wasn't for delivery, it didn't have a rear box, so the seat space was quite large. Plus, Lin Li intentionally moved forward a bit, so Ding Sihan could easily maintain a comfortable distance.

In fact, being a bit closer didn't matter. They were just riding an electric scooter, and with their personalities, they wouldn't care at all.

"Ding Sihan, we're about to take off. You can grab the tail fin behind you or my clothes. But let me warn you, my clothes are worth three thousand six. Don't pull too hard. Lastly, if you need to hug me, that's an extra charge."

After sensing Ding Sihan settled in, Lin Li turned his head to remind her.

"Just drive your scooter. I remember hugging you once as a kid in the haunted house," Ding Sihan scoffed.

Lin Li: "..."

"Horrifying memories are attacking me."

The taillight lit up, and the electric scooter zoomed forward, accompanied by Lin Li's wild laughter and Ding Sihan's screams.

...

At the destination, seeing the two of them coming from the road behind, Bai Bufan waved to greet them.

The two rode past him.

Bai Bufan: "?"

The tires kicked up dust, swaggering and bold.

...

"One more lap!" Ding Sihan quickly felt the pure joy of it. When Lin Li stopped, she patted his back heavily while holding her phone recording the sea and commanded.

"Roger that."

They returned.

"The breeze indeed feels pleasant, and the videos of the sea are much more fun. You guys should try it."

After Lin Li, with Ding Sihan, reunited with Chen Yu Ying and Qu Wanqiu, who had been walking, she recommended:

"It's a pity it's illegal to sit sideways on the back like on a bicycle. Otherwise, selfies could have been fun too."

"I can see that, your hair is all ruffled from the fun," Chen Yu Ying laughed as she stepped forward to straighten Ding Sihan's hair.

"Thanks, Ying Bao."

"Why don't you straighten mine?" Lin Li turned his head to ask.

"Because yours is a custom look worth two thousand eight, I wouldn't dare to touch it," Chen Yu Ying chuckled.

Lin Li laughed and gave a thumbs up.

The class president, under his influence, was becoming more like a normal person.

"Then I want to try it too," feeling intrigued by Ding Sihan's description, Qu Wanqiu raised her hand, intending to get on the scooter.

"Twenty yuan per lap, additional services are extra," Lin Li immediately announced.

Qu Wanqiu removed her hairpin, crouched down to examine Lin Li's wheels, and looked up to ask, "Lin Li, how much is one tire?"

Lin Li: "..."

Under Bai Bufan's influence, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were also becoming more like Bai Bufan.

"Do you still charge now?"

"No charge, no charge, get on."

Another five minutes later, Lin Li returned with Qu Wanqiu.

"Did you see Bai Bufan's expression just now? He called us, and we didn't even acknowledge him. He was completely stunned."

"Is there a possibility that he's already cursing at you in the group chat?"

Qu Wanqiu dismounted with a smile, waving her phone, "There's a sixty-second voice message."

"He wouldn't send that kind of message in the girls' group," Lin Li, well aware of Bai Bufan's habits, exposed the lie and then turned to Chen Yu Ying:

"Class monitor, aren't you going to try?"

"Sure." Chen Yu Ying, without much thought, sat on Lin Li's back seat, "Do I put my feet here? It won't bother you, right?"

"Wrong spot, Ying Bao; you should put it in his mouth," Qu Wanqiu, while brushing her hair with a small hairbrush she always carried, corrected.

Lin Li: "?"

"Ah—" Lin Li opened his mouth wide in the next second, even making a sound on purpose.

The four of them fell silent for a while.

Chen Yu Ying, with a headache and in despair, covered her face with both hands on the back seat, as if she was the one embarrassed.

"I can't stand Lin Li, he's so gross! Hahaha—" Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, overwhelmed by Lin Li's outrageous 'ah,' clutched their stomachs laughing and squatted on the ground.

So, you want to mess with me?

"Hehe, we all know who the gross one is, so stop lying to yourself," Lin Li sneered, looking at Qu Wanqiu.

"..."

Wait.

Why are the three of them all looking at me?