The Most Random System

Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying looked over.

On the glass door of the small shop, there were promotional signs: "3 yuan for Dabao", "3 yuan for hair mask", "3 yuan for soap", "3 yuan for Black Man".

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

This must mean Black toothpaste.

These two guys get especially excited at times like this, seriously.

"It's racial discrimination, I'm going to report it." Lin Li said with displeasure on his face.

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with a surprised expression.

Speak something sensible.

"Why should oily people cost the same as Black people? Soap must sell for 5 yuan!" Lin Li declared righteously.

Now that made sense.

Bai Bufan laughed it off.

Chen Yu Ying smiled helplessly.

It's everyone's duty to protect good deeds.

"Watch out, you two." Lin Li suddenly reached out and grabbed Bai Bufan and Chen Yu Ying's forearms.

A car with no manners drove by quickly, splashing a puddle accumulated around the three of them, sending dirty water everywhere.

"This driver should really lose a mom."

Lin Li's mouth was never clean, it's a pity he hadn't mastered many cultivation spells yet, otherwise he would definitely make the driver fly.

He then turned to look at Chen Yu Ying, who was protected behind him. Only then did he let go and asked, "Class leader, did your little white dress get splashed?"

"Nope." Chen Yu Ying looked down and checked, smiling as she shook her head.

"That's good then."

Then Lin Li turned to Bai Bufan, who was protected in front of him, and asked, "Bufan, were your little black legs splashed?"

"Haha."

"Hahaha."

"Hahahaha."

Looking at the spots of mud on his calves, Bai Bufan laughed happily and sincerely.

"You even protected me to the front, what do you think?" he said, word by word.

"So even you know I protected you, and still got hit, such bad luck." Lin Li sighed, taking a coin Bai Bufan had given him yesterday from his pocket and tossing it lightly onto Bai Bufan: "Clean yourself up."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Could this even bounce back like a boomerang?

In the realm of rascals, Bai Bufan was considered experienced and knowledgeable.

Previously, in the path of unruliness, he and Lin Li were at most like frogs at the bottom of a well looking at the moon, but today upon hearing this, he should now see Lin Li as a mayfly gazing at the vast sky.

"Whew——"

Bai Bufan took a deep breath.

"Honestly, Sanqiao really should send me a banner on an official level, after all, I just prevented a murder." He said.

Lin Li laughed.

Who's killing who in this murder case?

So hard to guess.

"Alright now, we both got shorts on, easy to clean. I got splashed too, let's just consider it a sacrifice for others." Lin Li took the tissue that Chen Yu Ying fetched from her bag and handed some to Bai Bufan, then started wiping his own dirty leg while saying:

"As for the comment about that idiot driver we just saw, the only one breathing in his family is probably the grave robbers under his old grave."

Bai Bufan nodded in agreement: "Still, I'm a bit envious of him, at least when he takes a selfie, it's a family photo. Convenient for New Year's."

The two were already quite unruly and dirty, and after being splashed, the unnamed driver's family would be in for some serious trouble.

Chen Yu Ying, standing at the side, was taken aback by what she heard. This was what they said with her around, she couldn't imagine the crude language if she weren't there.

Still, looking at her little white dress, her steps became a bit lighter without knowing why.

In a corner where Lin Li didn't notice at all.

Task Six.

[By physical contact and combination, let the girls feel pleasure]

Its progress bar increased by quite a bit.